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We understand the fact that Nigerians are the most hilarious set of Africans on Planet Earth. . and this again just proves it.

Apparently , a Lady visited a guy , in his hostel , mostly occupied by guys , and then after she came out, probably after a few servicing, other occupants of the room who waited for them at their door started “ hailing” and “ saluting” the Guy she came to visit ..

Perhaps hailing him for a job well done.

These people are mad..

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/23/lady-visits-a-guy-at-his-school-hostel-see-the-crowd-of-guys-waiting-outside-his-room-to-hail-him-for-a-job-well-done/




LALASTICLALA FYNESTBOI MYND44 DOMINIQUE

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A heavy three-hour downpour has wreaked havoc on the Delta State capital, Asaba, and surrounding communities. The torrential rain left numerous residents homeless and destroyed homes estimated at several millions of naira. Also destroyed were part of the Government House fence, computers, and vehicles.

The rain started around 5 pm on Saturday and lasted over three hours. Eyewitnesses said the state secretariat, Delta Broadcasting Service, (DBS), State Security Service Road, Okpanam-Ibusa Road, Junior Staff Quarters Road, State Universal Basic Education Board, (SUBEB), and former legislative quarters, among others, were submerged by the flood.

At the Delta Broadcasting Service, off Okpanam Road, staff who reported for morning duty were seen roaming about outside the main compound as the station remained off air, while office chairs, tables, computers, cameras, tapes, vital documents, records, writing materials and other personal belongings were seen floating on the water.

At the secretariat housing the offices of Establishment, Post Primary Education Board, (PPEB), Fire Service, part of the Ministry of Information, Delta State Rural Development Agency among others, civil servants were seen crowded at the main gate of the secretariat as vital officials files, documents, official records, books, fridges, shelves, photocopiers, computers were also floating on the deep water.

A civil servant accused Governor Ifeanyi Okowa of paying lip service to the incessant flooding in the state capital. The Okowa administration recently claimed that the state government had released N100 million to the contractor handling a construction of diversion drainages to accommodate the flooding on Okpanam Road and other locations during heavy downpours, but several residents said no work has been done.

Reacting to the flooding and destruction of official properties at the state secretariat, some of the civil servants urged Governor Okowa to stop ignoring the flood issue.

"We have lost our official documents, files, our belongings, to the flood. You can see how everything is floating on the water," said one civil servant. He added, "The situation is irresponsible. Is Okowa saying allocation is not coming to the state.? What stopped the governor from tackling this problem since two years?"

Another irate civil servant said he feared that the flood could have destroyed thousands of workers and pensioners' files at the state secretariat.

"Asaba flood is a man-made disaster, not the natural flooding people talk about," said another civil servant. According to him, "For the next one week, no official work can be done here in the state secretariat and DBS. Some of our colleagues who risked it to their offices for a rescue mission could not do anything because they were almost swallowed up by the water. Instead of addressing the flooding in Asaba, Okowa is busy awarding contracts to himself, his brothers, family members, and cronies."

In another development, the Delta State Council of the Radio Television Theatre and Arts Workers Union of Nigeria (RATTAWU), has challenged Governor Okowa to give priority to the state-owned media organizations, Delta Broadcasting Service (DBS) in Asaba and Warri rather than any other electronic private media in and outside the state.

The union made the demand last Thursday at the end of its executive meeting presided over by the state chairman, Onoriode Mukoro.

The union urged Mr. Okowa to speed up the connection of the 33kva power line for DBS Asaba and Ubulu-uku sub station. They also emphasized the need for interconnectivity between DBS Asaba and Warri in order for the station to bring to Deltans events across the state on a single telecast.

The union also stated it was important that the government provide outside broadcast vans (OB Vans) in order to achieve live broadcasts. They added, "The need for operational vehicles cannot be over emphasized as this will enhance the station's ability to comb the nook and crannies of the state in order to improve content, as well as aesthetics of our television screen, state of the art television cameras, editing facilities and well-designed backdrops for television productions, should be considered."

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/23/flood-overwhelms-asaba-destroys-official-documents-files-homes/

More Pictures of conversations between Vera and Nigerian Ex Boyfriend .

>>>>>> https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/22/your-sperm-wasnt-worth-my-womb-you-are-a-fuckboy-vera-sidika-replies-nigerian-ex-boyfriend/

A transgender performer named Amanda Lepore is suggesting in her new book, that she used to date Kanye West. Below is how NY Post?s Page Six is reporting the story
After transgender New York nightlife fixture Amanda Lepore dished in her new memoir, Doll Parts, about a relationship with an unnamed rapper, sources have speculated the hip-hop maven in question could be Kanye West.
A New York Times profile this week on voluptuous Lepore says that in the book: ?Ms. Lepore describes having an assignation with a famous rapper whose songs often play in the clubs she frequents. Soon after, she writes, he got married, and ?I couldn?t help but think that his wife had a similar body type to me.
That sparked buzz that the unnamed rapper was West ? now married to curvy reality queen Kim Kardashian.

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/22/very-unattractive-transgender-is-suggesting-kanye-west-had-sex-with-her/

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On Friday, a Kano Magistrates’ Court remanded 56-year old Ibrahim Mohammed in prison custody for having sexual intercourse with his daughter for seven years.

Ibrahim is standing trial on a two-count charge of procuring minor and incest.

According to the prosecutor, Inspector Aluta Mijinyawa, the accused began to sexually assault the girl in 2010 when she was just seven years old. He went on to say Ibrahim had been having sex with the minor since the death of her mother in 2010, adding, “the victim was seven year’s then, now a 14-year-old girl.”.

Mijinyawa further told the court that the girl the resisted her father who threatened to harm her which led her to report the father at Metro Police Station in Kano. The prosecutor said the offences contravened sections 275 and 390 of the penal code.



The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the charges. Chief Magistrate Fatima Adamu ordered the remand of the accused in prison custody and adjourned the case to September 12, 2017.

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/22/56-year-old-man-remanded-in-prison-custody-for-raping-young-daughter-for-7-years-in-kano/

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Netherlands-based Nigerian Woman Who Wants To Become President Reacts To People Mocking Her Spoken English


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E51Vr5QTjRw

Some Nigerians mocked The Netherlands-based Nigerian mother of three, Monica Ambrose, after a video showing her declaring her intention to run for president come 2019 surfaced online yesterday July 21st. They mostly mocked her over her bad use of English in the video. She has taken to her Facebook page to reply her trolls and according to her, many of the Arab presidents don't speak English but rule better than some Nigerian presidents. Agree with her? See her replies below

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/22/netherlands-based-nigerian-woman-who-wants-to-become-president-reacts-to-people-mocking-her-spoken-english/

Photos: 20-year-old Kenyan Lady Offered Man She Met At Nightclub Chewing Gum Laced With Drugs Then Stripped His House Of Valuables

A suspected female criminal Elizabeth Wangui Mathenge has been arrested in Kenya after she stole valuables from a club reveller whom she offered PK chewing gum laced with drugs. Below is the full statement issued by the police Friday, July 21.

GIGIRI DIVISION DCIARKLANDS
We are holding one Elizabeth Wangui Mathenge aged 20 years, a resident of Dandora for the offence of stealing.
In brief, on the 3rd day of July 2017, she went to Club 1824 along Langata Road and met with the complainant in this matter who was having drinks at the said club. She joined his table and at around 3:00am the complainant asked for taxi (littlecab) to take him home in Westlands. The lady requested if she could get a lift as she was also heading home in Westlands.
The complainant agreed and they all boarded the Taxi and sat at the rear seat. While inside the Taxi, the lady removed a PK Chewing gum and took the first pellet and gave it to the complainant who took the next pellet in the PK pack.
He then started to feel dizzy and couldn't remember anything else untill when he woke up the next day around noon in his house and found most of his electronic goods, mobile phones, cologne and liquor missing. The lady was also missing.
He reported the matter and we immediately started our investigations. We summoned the Taxi driver who informed us that the lady called him and he dropped her at OTC stage just about an hour after he had dropped them. He gave us the number and we did a telephone exploitation which led to her arrest this morning in Dandora.
Upon interrogation she confessed that she buys a drug called Domicam which she dilutes and makes a thick paste then drops the PK pellets.
Operations underway to trace the people who supply her with the drugs and the receivers of the stolen goods.
A search was conducted and the items which she stole were recovered from her house in Dandora. The complainant came and identified them.

Photos: Ayo Fayose's Son Graduates From Covenant University, Says; "Children Of Public Office Holders Should Attend Schools In Nigeria"

Ekiti State Governor, Ayo Fayose's fourth son, Rogba, graduated from Covenant University in Ogun state yesterday July 21st. Fayose in company of his wife, Feyisetan and other sons, attended the convocation ceremony which held in the school's premises. While speaking to newsmen, Fayose called on Nigerians to invest in the country's education sector expressing belief that a Nigerian university can one day emerge best in the world with proper funding. According to him, Children of public office holders should attend schools in Nigeria.

"I won't condemn people for sending their wards to study abroad but I have always believed the best could be gotten here in Nigeria. During my first tenure as governor, I withdrew my sons from a private school(Olashore International School) to SPEB public primary school in Ekiti, an initiative of my then administration. My Sons graduated from Nigerian Universities, I want others to emulate me, we have the best here, we can choose to invest here. We talk and do. Whatever we say is what we practice. Apart from the fact that none of children attended schools abroad, I have never travelled out of the country for Medicare. Even though views of people like us might not be popular among the powers that be because we say the truth and act the truth, we won’t stop telling them what they do not like to hear and one of such is that the only way to improve the standard of education in the country is for children of holders of public office to experience what children of ordinary Nigerians are experiencing in schools in the country"he said.



Speaking further, Fayose said "As a parent, we are fulfilled. Graduating from here is a value added to his life, as the fourth son of the family and the third to graduate from this University, it gladdens our hearts and we are happy to identify with him, we thank God for his life and we thank the University for helping us to train him. When you have certificate issued to you, it comes with character, I urge modern day Nigerian graduates to make a sense out of the certificate and the character and take advantage of the opportunities they were exposed to so as to have a better tomorrow for themselves and the future generations. I wish these graduands the best and pray that the parents reap the fruits of their labour over them".

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/22/photos-ayo-fayoses-son-graduates-from-covenant-university-says-children-of-public-office-holders-should-attend-schools-in-nigeria/

NwaAmaikpe:


It's better to live happily in jail for the rest of your life,

Than to spend a month in the comfort of your house with an adulterous wife.

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You won't believe what she wrote... see it after the cut...

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/20/did-this-bride-throw-shade-at-her-friends/

According to twitter user @segalink, this happened yesterday in Ikeja, Lagos and the SARS officers have been arrested. Continue to read his tweets

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/19/sars-officers-now-force-residents-to-withdraw-cash-from-atms-twitter-user-alleges/

Davido Completes Renovation Of His House

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/19/davido-completes-renovation-of-his-house/

Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte on Tuesday told government troops not to allow themselves to be captured alive by enemies of the state and instead kill themselves if they are cornered in a battle.

"Do not surrender alive," he told soldiers after turning over 3,000 units of 45-calibre pistols for the military. "I will give you a pistol with three magazines, but remember one is for you and two is for the enemies."

Duterte said soldiers, especially those deployed in the southern Philippines, should not give Islamist militants the opportunity to execute and behead them, which the terrorists film and later on release on the internet.

"It is very horrifying and traumatic for (family members) to see that," he said. "I don't mind losing the guns to the enemies, but don't give the guns to them alive. Never allow yourself to be degraded."

Nearly 100 soldiers have been killed in almost two months of fighting with hundreds of Islamic State-allied militants in Marawi City, 800 kilometres south of Manila.

Troops have killed more than 400 militants, who have executed 45 civilians since the fighting started on May 23. Some of the executions have been filmed by the militants and released on the internet, the military said

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/19/do-not-surrender-to-your-enemies-kill-yourself-before-they-capture-you-philippines-president-rodrigo-duterte-tells-govt-troops/

A statement released by the Federal government reads; “These payments, which totaled N243, 795,465,195, were made to the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory upon the approval of the president on May 4, 2017.

“This is in partial settlement of long-standing claims by state governments relating to over-deductions from their Federation Account Allocation Committee for external debt service arising between 1995 and 2002.

“The funds were released to state governments as part of the wider efforts to stimulate the economy and were specifically designed to support states in meeting salary and other obligations, thereby alleviating the challenges faced by workers.

“The releases were conditional upon a minimum of 75 per cent being applied to the payment of workers’ salaries and pensions for states that owe salaries and pension.

“The Federal Ministry of Finance is reviewing the impact of these releases on the level of arrears owed by state governments.

“A detailed report is being compiled for presentation to the Acting President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, as part of the process for approval for the release of any subsequent tranches.’’

See How Much Each State Got Below:

Abia – N5.72 billion

Adamawa – N6.11 billion

Akwa Ibom- N10 billion

Anambra – N6.12 billion

Bauchi – N6.88 billion

Bayelsa – N10 billion

Benue – N6.85 billion

Borno – N7.34 billion

Cross River – N6.08 billion

Delta – N10 billion

Ebonyi – N4.51 billion

Edo – N6.09 billion

Ekiti – N4.77 billion

Enugu – N5.36 billion

Gombe – N4.47 billion

Imo – N7 billion

Jigawa – N7.11 billion

Kaduna – N7.72 billion

Kano – N10 billion

Katsina – N8.2 billion

Kebbi – N5.98 billion

Kogi – N6.03 billion

Kwara – N5.12 billion

Lagos – N8.37 billion

Nasarawa – N4.55 billion

Niger – N7.2 billion

Ogun – N5.7 billion

Ondo – N7 billion

Osun – N6.3 billion

Oyo – N7.9 billion

Plateau- N5.64 billion

Rivers – N10 billion

Sokoto – N6.44 billion

Taraba – N5.61 billion

Yobe – N5.41 billion

Zamfara – N5.44 billion

Federal Capital Territory- N684 million.

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/19/paris-club-refund-see-how-much-each-state-got/

Mercedes-Benz, reeling from a massive recall over concerns about diesel emissions, is stretching its refined image with its first ever pickup truck, betting that upscale car buyers are ready for an open-bed hauler with leather seats, oak trim and Autobahn handling.

The X-class, priced from 15,000,000 naira in Germany, will hit dealerships in the brand’s home country starting in November and will then be rolled out to South Africa, Australia and New Zealand in 2018 and Latin America the following year. The Mercedes model will be available initially with two diesel options as well as a gasoline engine. The top-of-the-line V6 diesel will be available from mid-2018.

Mercedes is targeting the mid-sized pickup at wealthy clients who like quad biking and sailing. Taking on a new segment far removed from opulent models like the S-class sedan shows how far the world’s biggest maker of luxury vehicles is prepared to go to capture new sales. For now, it plans to stay clear of the U.S.’s competitive truck market, dominated by utilitarian vehicles like the Ford F-150. The X-class gives Mercedes an offering that rivals BMW and Audi will unlikely match any time soon.



"With the X-class, we will open this segment to new customer groups,” CEO Dieter Zetsche said in a statement. “Our pickup convinces as a workhorse just as much as a family and lifestyle vehicle.’’

Car characteristics

Daimler anticipates that demand for mid-sized trucks will grow by 43 percent over the next decade to around 3.2 million units. While that might be attractive, moving into new segments can be a risk, especially for a brand that trades on its image for elegance and performance. Luxury pickups also have little track record of success, as General Motors Co. and Ford found when sales for the Cadillac Escalade EXT and Lincoln Blackwood failed to take off.

The vehicle, which cost “a high three-digit million euro sum” to develop, will be produced as part of Daimler’s cooperation with the Renault-Nissan alliance. Vehicles for Europe will be assembled at a Nissan plant in Barcelona, while models for Latin America will be built at a Renault factory in Cordoba, Argentina.

“The X-class is the first genuine pickup with convincing passenger-car characteristics,” said Volker Mornhinweg, head of the Mercedes vans unit, which developed the vehicle. “As a result, the X-class pushes the boundaries of the classic pickup.”

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/19/mercedes-targets-quad-bike-loving-wealthy-with-luxury-pickup/

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike says PDP is the only party that is a household name in Nigeria. Wike said this at the Inter-denominational Special Thanksgiving Service organized to thank God for the Supreme Court ruling that affirmed Ahmed Makarfi as the authentic chairman of PDP.

The thanksgiving service held at the Rivers State Ecumenical Centre in Port Harcourt yesterday July 16th. Wike said that the ruling APC after winning elections in 2015 have resorted to excuses and blame game instead of fulfilling the promises they made to Nigerians during the election campaigns.

“Two years after the mandate what is the situation? Excuses and blames without delivery. Look at how individuals took it upon themselves to destroy the party that gave them life. PDP is the only party that is a household name in Nigeria. There is no unit in the country without a member of the PDP” he said
He alleged that Sheriff was an agent of APC sent to cause havoc in PDP.

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/18/pdp-is-the-only-party-that-is-a-household-name-in-nigeria-nyesom-wike/



“While we are reconciling, we must be vigilant. Nobody will take me unawares. Satan will never sleep. Satan will always find ways to cause havoc. Sheriff is an agent of the APC. Woe betide any person who is a mole of the deadly party.”
The governor said that going forward Rivers State must get return on her contributions to the PDP.

“As we help you, you help us. If you don’t help us, we won’t help you. All of us must rise from our unit, ward and local government area to mobilise people”.
He canvassed total loyalty to the PDP, saying that the party is supreme. According to him, in reconstituting the State Executive Council, only very loyal and committed former commissioners will be re-appointed.

“God saved PDP because of Rivers State. We don’t have plan B. Every other state had plan B. Our enemies will be put to shame from time to time. Rivers State is the strongest PDP State” he said

On the strength of information, Niger State Police Anti-Car Theft Detectives intercepted a Toyota Land Cruiser Jeep along Mokwa-Minna road, reported stolen from Lagos State. .
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The suspects Abdulrahman Mukaila, Aliyu Usman and Musa Moh'd who are all nationals of Niger Republic, specialized in stealing vehicles from unsuspecting members of the public, mostly in the southern part of the country and transporting them to Niger Republic. .
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They most often solicit for domestic work from potential victims and thereafter disposses them of their vehicles. Abdulrahman Mukaila was a security guard to the owner of the Land Cruiser Jeep and took advantage of the period the owner traveled out of the country to steal the Jeep.

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/18/police-arrest-niger-republic-citizens-posing-as-domestic-aides-to-steal-cars-in-nigeria/

National Vice President of Sports Writers Association of Nigeria (SWAN), South- South zone, Mr. Eddie Bekom, has died. Bekom, an employee of the Cross River Broadcasting Service, Ikom, died on Sunday evening. .
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According to NewTelegraph, Bekom, wife and four children had been receiving treatment at the Plastic Surgery Department of the Federal Teaching Hospital Abakaliki (FETHA), Ebonyi State, for more than two weeks after their neighbour’s cooking gas exploded. .
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Bekom’s 10-year-old boy died in the hospital few days after the explosion, while his wife died a week later, leaving him and three children behind. One of the surviving children is in critical condition. However, Bekom passed away on Sunday. .
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In a statement signed by the Ebonyi State Chairman of SWAN, Comrade Chukwuemeka Opara, the chapter regretted that after all efforts made to save Bekom’s life, he still died after the death of two of his family members.

https://www.digestng.com/2017/07/18/journalist-wife-die-after-gas-explosion/

[quote author=chineduemmao post=58412554]I can't believe somepeople believe this rubbish. OP stop spreading false informations, i didn't watch the video but am very certain that making animalistic noises is not one of the numerous symptons of rabies... stupid![/quote

Before u come online to talk . Please Google or at least make your research

CROWNWEALTH019:
I stayed in lokoja around transformer area a km after the graveyard, truth is lokoja is poorly planned and they didn't use the advantage of the rivers in that city... The sun for there na die, the sun they rust brain

Lol

men side are really suffering . Hunger ...

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Am back oo . Done few check ups told to come on the 24th July ..

@ the Lagos university teaching hospital now . Waiting for the consultant to come . They say its 9am

I would be off to the Hospital in about 30 minute time and what ever happens i would update you guys .

Thank you