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Searchlite1:
Nigerians are very resourceful

Resourcesful, Productive and Industrious In Absolute Nonsense And Rubbish.

I suppose Nack you 4 by 8 Plank for head this morning. Nonsense!

Iamblessed85:
No. All stand out technologies mimmick the workings of either the human body or spiritual laws. This then means that those at the helm of such inventions are well versed with these spiritual laws. I’m not talking about those who reproduce already existing technologies. I’m referring to the first inventors.

I theorize that another way to define tech is to see it as a physical manifestation of spiritual laws.

If you’re a medical person, you would notice that the very same way the organs and the brain works is thesame way components of devices work. Coincidence?

Mention any technology you can think of and i’d tell you it’s spiritual equivalent

You are absolutely right.

MrEverest:
When a wretched country like Niger republic starts deporting Nigerians, just know that it's finished. I won’t be surprised if Burundi and South Sudan also begins to deport Nigerians.

What an abomimable disgrace. It will never be well with Buhari and Tinubu, two foolish old men that detroyed Nigeria. A country that was once referred as giant of Africa.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This one Enter well well.

Harrynight:


You were making sense until I saw No.12

OP
Next time you want to advise an adult on alcohol,
Simply say "Drink Responsibly"

Infact OP no just get sense and it's very obvious.

Samantha125:
I'm here to take notes.

You look more Fvcckable now.

iwaeda:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/11/lakurawa-no-cause-for-alarm-membership-not-more-than-200-major-gen-adamu-laka/

The Grand Patron Of Terrorists & Organizers Are Telling You To Sleep With Your Two Eyes Closed So Their Projects Will Go Smoothly.

Nothing gives me absolute JOY knowing I didn't bring Offsprings into a HELLISH Place like Nigeria. A place where MAJORITY of the population are EVIL Incarnate

This is not a matter of weather being Wealthy, Rich, Poor. Nigeria is not just to be experienced in a lifetime if given the opportunity. Trust me.

I say it again, It an absolute JOY.

Basicend:
It's not that Nigeria as a ground is cursed. . It is the kind of leaders that we have that a terribly cursed. .

If this is actually true.

Exactly, You nailed it.

That's why i always pray for the land and it is always blessing me in return massively.

EMIOMOADEOYE:
This is shingles alright.

It's caused by the Herpes virus.

Do not be alarmed....99.9999999999%%%%% of everybody on Nairaland carries that virus.

You know those guys who get cold sores on the mouth when they fall sick (Yorubas call it ishinu).......YUP!!!......its the same virus.

Something has reactivated that virus.

Even though it's nothing to be too alarmed about, you might need to consult a doctor. Shingles have been known to go out of hand. If i were you I would not bee on Nairaland asking. I will be at the outpatient department of a hospital consulting a doctor.

HSV I = ISHINU

No Cause For Alarm.

The Virus is just too easy to be infected with.

Malaria and Typhoid usually triggers and activate it causing it to form cold sores and blister in and out of ones mouth.

HSV 2

There Is Serious Cause For Alarm.

An advanced virus indicating symptoms of HIV and other deadly disease. Those of you having unprotected oral and normal sex anyhow. This is the End result.

Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/how-to-solve-nigerias-problem-osun-monarch/#google_vignette

Mumuson, God is not concerned about what men must do for themselves. Foools.

When you are all ready, You know the right things to do. But for now, You bsaterds should keep fooling around. Nonsense!!!

Aljazirah:
https://aljazirahnews.com/tinubu-committed-to-alleviating-suffering-minister/

Shen ngbo Wereeey

One thing which is absolutely certain and i know for sure is Financially Poor Nigerians can be and never will be tired of SUFFERING. Financially Poor Nigerians are the most useless people on the surface of earth. Useless Hypocrite Cowards who are afraid of DEATH but keep being living in Wretchedness.

This is Year 2024, There are several families of Five, Six and More, I mean Adults ooo who are all still staying inside Filthy Face Me I Slap You Single Rooms. Imagine grown Ladies changing undies and all in the presence of their wretched man which they call father.

God Abeg🙏

I usually run as far as my Legs could carry me whenever i mistankely come across such people.

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Libya-begins-mass-arrest-of-Nigerians-after-CAF-verdict

Good Development.

Seashells:
Purpose of thread: A serious relationship with a single Nigerian male abroad.

Me: A Nigerian and European citizen living in Australia.

You: A single Nigerian male living in Australia, UK, basically anywhere in Europe, U.S, Canada, Asia.

-Don't message me if you're in a relationship, married, divorced, separated, or have kids.

-Don't message me if you're in Nigeria.

Every SANE Human Beings avoiding those in Shiiithole like a Plague🤣

eyesoflagos:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/11/02/peller-reportedly-on-fbi-watchlist-for-cybercrime/

In Lagos Now!

At least 90% of houses in either Estate, Street, etc. The occupants are involved in various types of Frauds & Crimes. Some even have supposed legitimate jobs which are used as smokescreen. It's Not News Anymore!

The Open Offices, Companies, Businesses Those ones are 100% Legitimate Fraudsters.

Newlymarried:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/10/43-year-old-realtor-missing-after-being-called-to-check-property-in-lagos/

Apart from occasional circumstances.

Humans generally reap whatever they sow.

It's much worse whenever it comes to Nigerians where almost every single person wants to play fast one on each other.

I'm a Good Human with Good Heart to some extent, I'm not a saint. I have been hurt, deceived, cheated and all but i choose not to replicate same to other Naive people, I took them as a lesson to wisen up.

But most Nigerians are heartless and would pass on their Ugly Experience to others.

NB:I NO DEY PITY NIGERIANS. That was in the past.

Clevagal:
No more epistles? You don tire?😭🤣
Born fool

You like Vawulence sha😂

Formular sharing no Agend

A business center filled with extremely greedy, self-centered and selfish bastarrds.

Makamatic:
Nigeria is the only country to bet against and you'll alway win

Absolutely!

Beekeeper1:
I’ve always been that person who says, “Naija till I die!” I grew up here, spent my whole life here, and I love this place like it’s part of my DNA. The food, the culture, the vibe—there’s just nothing like it. Even when my friends left for “greener pastures,” I was here, holding down the fort. “Who will remain to fix Naija if we all run away?” I’d joke.

But last month, my patriotism met its match.

It all started on a Monday morning—the kind that already feels like it’s out to get you before it even begins. I had a big presentation that day, one that could finally lead to a promotion. I got up extra early, suit pressed, slides perfected, and was out the door, determined to make a great impression.

Then NEPA happened. Halfway through my morning routine, the lights went out. No electricity. “No wahala,” I thought, scrambling to find my power bank for my phone and a flashlight to finish getting ready. I wasn’t going to let a little thing like no power stop me, right?

As I headed out, I noticed the fuel gauge blinking “empty.” Just my luck. I made a quick detour to the petrol station, only to be greeted by a line that looked like half of Lagos was there. An hour later, I was still in that line, watching the time tick by as my promotion dreams started slipping out of reach. But I finally got fuel, threw a thank you to the attendant, and sped off, hoping to make up for lost time.

And then I hit the traffic. Not today, please, I thought, gripping the steering wheel, whispering every “I cast and bind” prayer I knew. But Lagos traffic doesn’t answer prayers—it just swallows time, no matter how hard you beg.

I was almost at the office when I got stopped. You guessed it—police checkpoint. The officer took his sweet time inspecting my documents, dropping hints about “something for the weekend,” and I watched the last precious minutes melt away. By the time he finally waved me off, I’d missed my meeting.

When I finally got to the office, my boss didn’t even let me explain. She just gave me the look, that one that says, You had one job. I knew then that any hope for that promotion was gone.

That was it. I was drained, frustrated, and completely over it. It was like the universe was telling me, “Oga, it’s time to go.”

I don’t want to leave Naija; I really don’t. But sometimes, loving this place feels like being in a relationship with someone who just can’t get it together. You see the potential, the charm, the good heart underneath, but there’s always something—always some last-minute obstacle, some hidden clause that makes it so hard.

So yeah, I have a ‘japa’ plan now. I still love this place, and I always will. But maybe I need to love it from afar, with a little less “NEPA wahala” and a bit more stability. It’s a bittersweet plan, but hey, maybe one day I’ll come back, and Nigeria will be ready to meet me halfway.

Until then, my ‘japa’ plan is officially on standby. Because as much as I love this place, sometimes love just isn’t enough.

The BEST & MOST VALUABLE LESSONS in life are always learned the HARDEST way.

Nigerians are generally slow and pathetic beings.

It's not News!

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/blackout-in-north-bag-of-rice-hits-n160k-in-gombe/

Still looking quite good.

Let it reach N1.6 Million first and i will come back to comment.

Bizmind95:
Oga...see eh no matter how much you earn... just don't breed like Rabbits abeg!!! Anything can happen anytime especially with the way the country is currently going that forces Businesses to shut down and companies to retrench workers...So you can just loose everything in a twinkle of an eye and your innocent kids will start suffering...l know a millionaire who went broke overnight after he lost 49 million naira in a single bizness deal!...this is just one example oo...We Africans too shallow in our thinkings abeg...let's always put the future and other unforseen circumstances into focus when having kids...not just breed like Rabbits and then hope on God

They will not listen.

The FIRST thing that comes to most black men's mind whenever they starts seeing small change is MARRIAGE and start breeding like PIGS.

No Innovation
No Exploring

Very low and stagnant beings.

Legendguy:
He can still use 1k to cook oil rice without ingredients, half derica of rice, 600
Maggi, 50
Onion, 50
Pepper,100
Groundnuts oil, 200
That's 1000

Omo, I did it last Sunday wen hunger wan finish me with my last 1k

Change your username to LEGENDPOVERTY😂

ojotobiloba1:
Infact it's really tough.
I have a year old son and my wife is pregnant again.
No shaking. Lol

If you RICH, You are exonerated of the comment below. But if otherwise, It's exclusively for you.

These are part of Nigeria's(Exclusively) and Africa's numerous problems😂

Very useless and gullible people😂

adenigga:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz2RoS60eFw

Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/26/2027-ill-form-alliance-with-north-tinubu-betrayed-me-asari-dokubo-video/

One thing which i know for sure.

Most Black people are generally useless people.

We4all:
I woke up to hear my phone bleep, and when I scrolled through the message, I shook my head in disbelief. How far will these loan apps go? Attached is a screenshot of the message. To the commenter below, the message was sent to my phone and probably to others as well to defame the loan defaulter. I can't even recall where I met the person at the center of this mess, but she sure had my contact saved on her phone.

Very useless illiterate morons😂

They still had include their contact.

These morons are very easy to apprehend😂

dreamwords:
my one month salary can pay for my one year rent and change go still remain
room and parlour in lagos, rent is 400k

Na village you dey live 200k for flat?

Mrwhite09:
lately, I have been thinking that for my life to change I must get married. I have been living in squalor for so long. Maybe when I get married and have another mouth to feed, I will have more derive to excape poverty.
Hohestly I am tired of all these sapa that I am facing.

Yes you will become a billionaire😂

All these are stories to most Nigerian men and women🤣

I don't have much strength to type this evening. POVERTY, STUPIDITY & FOOLISHNESS can never be eradicated in Nigeria as long as the country remains one. The Sole beneficiaries will always want it to remain like that.

Ever since the day I realized most Nigerians can't be helped. I have been living a peaceful and lovely life.

Meanwhile una eyes don dey clear now abi🤣

The Go And Marry GANG!
The Go And Start Small GANG!
The Your Blessings Will Manifest When You Marry And Give Birth To A Child GANG!

You Gullibles are just seeing what we the Well Educated & Spiritualists have seen a long time ago.

The Fact is there are more EVIL Wise people in the world most especially among Black People who will always leverage on the stupidity and foolishness of the UNWISE Ones.

More Sheges are still coming on the way

A lot won't be able to live to tell the Tale

Cc:Michaelsokoto

WriterNig:
Credit: Christian Benteke

Congrats Benteke.

That fraudulent dwarf will be heartbroken.

onochurch:
Lagos Assembly Intervenes in Model College Fee Hike as Parents Protest

https://www.naomisophyblog.com.ng/lagos-assembly-intervenes-in-model-college-fee-hike-as-parents-protest/

Sincerely, Extreme POVERTY dey Nigeria.

None among those people protesting looks healthy.

Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/animals/sabethes-the-worlds-most-beautiful-mosquito.html

There is beautiful about this evil thing.

There is no need to advise anyone to run away from the Mobile BOMB as far as their legs can carry them.

Afterall Nigeria's population is too much and this might be a good idea for reduction which will eventually lead to sanity.