₦airaland Forum

mrrandomguy:
Far from getting where? You better focus on your coalition

hahahahaha. No be small "focus on your coalition" hahahaha.

Rapmoney:
I can't stay beyond 3 days without eating swallow food. I love fufu the most, but I can sometimes go with eba or semo. If I stay beyond 3 days without eating swallow, I start having this 'not okay' feeling. Swallow na baba. Rice na bird food.

12 hours if I try. Swallow all the way. No time ooooooo

God1000:
It's a long and dangerous journey, may the spirits of our ancestors guide and protect him

may d evil spirits and ancestors no see him back

jmoore:
https://www.facebook.com/61577986553693/posts/pfbid02wkKtfgHjtiMVjEW76EVexTcg7KyFdPz2oNKwSFW8LYPEjvKpjtYX4HWwziiiMVq7l/?app=fbl

nothing new. already we re all confused Nigerians.

Hin try for her na. Were d yeye careless parents dey?

GanagiBitrus:
Refereeing with suit & tie.

So much innovations & improvements have been made since then, to the beautiful game.

hahahahahahaha. I just dey imagine the sweat oooo

madridguy:
100 generations after us will still be researching how Tinubu deceives his opponents, created many jokes just to dribble them and win the election.

Jagaban of Universe.

my brother make money and know peace. Everything is possible.

atiku4President:
I said it. Na so e go turn out. Na wao. This life no balance at

the future president of the United State of America!

Celestialsword:
In the work place,there are always back biters and haters.

In life always tolerance that which you cannot change.

Although,it's painful,see it as an open door, because in life as one door closes another must surely open.

The subjects you are taking are hot cakes that are highly sought after.

Don't be depressed,it is not a disgrace or a life sentence,it's just a phase in life.

Be focused

person dey tell you say parents dey complain, u dey talk about haters for work place. Abi u no read him book of lamentation well?

...and dem go say no money to pay workers. This country thief better money, nothing go happen.

kay29000:
Looking pale ko, looking plastic ni. There is nothing wrong with his look. Na wa o...who pushed this to front page?

na badt belle mod. Nothing good come out of nairaland this days.

thesicilian:
You'll hardly get a self con in VI, but if you do, budget like 1.5 to 2m annually. Best is to plan for a mini flat or a 2 bedroom flat with one or 2 friends. Either way be ready to shell out 3 to 5 million naira for the first year

na so my yeye girlfriend show me level go rent self con for Abuja 3m. After one month, she get mind call me dey ask for 100k. I just screenshot my lean money for opay send for her. Case close.

Make I dey manage my loneliness dey go. Any babe U just say hi, her response na billing.

Editorialtimes:
Source: https://thebureau.com.ng/trump-investors-to-acquire-tiktok-amid-ban-threat/

first thing d red head man go do, na to ban Africa. Wahala!

Truths9ja:
not only that, na to cram and pour during exam period. No hope for jobless youths in our generation.

hahahahahaha. Chai!

Desewa08:
This might offend some people but I’ll still say it: iPhones are not for everyone.
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‎I’ve used both iPhones and Androids and as much as I respect the clean UI and camera of iPhones not everyone needs a phone that costs as much as rent in Lagos 😭. Some of us just want a phone that:
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‎•Won’t die before 3pm
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‎•Charges fast
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‎•Has decent camera for weekend pictures
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‎•Doesn’t freeze mid-Zoom call
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‎•Doesn’t make us check our account balance before buying data 😩
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‎I used to think I needed an iPhone until I realized I was basically using a ₦900k phone to scroll Twitter, snap food pics and watch Instagram skits that my Android could’ve shown me the same way 😭. I switched to a realme phone a few months ago and I won’t lie, I had my reservations. I mean, the name alone feels like something you'd see on the back of a power bank 😭 but omo… this phone has been doing the most.
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‎✅ Battery that actually lasts (I charge once a day now)
‎✅ No unnecessary heat even during long calls
‎✅ Camera quality? Surprisingly solid.
‎✅ Smooth UI... No glitchy wahala or clutter
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‎It’s not perfect sha. The name still doesn’t sit well with me and people still look at me somehow when I say it but if we’re talking value for money, I’m not sure anything else comes close right now.
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‎So let's argue:
‎-Do you need an iPhone or is it just vibes and pressure?
‎-What brand are you using that actually shocked you (in a good way)?
‎-And why do we look down on phones with “unpopular” names?
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realme all d way for now. I no waste money at alllll

Cottoncandy30:
Watch the video now to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqTrkFxZPzg

After meeting Burna Boy, VeryDarkMan shared the photos and videos and wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/DLe22pfoqYm/?img_index=2&igsh=eXc1bzNrNnAyMnA5

the dude don dey turn clown now. May God eep us alll

Hakky1123:
if phone like it should be 8000mah I'll definitely still need a powerbank, I am a phone addict.

bro I press fone pass u ooo. Before I sleep, I plug am. 2hrs don don.

Truths9ja:
Why exactly are we going to school in Nigeria? When we know after all the education there’s no job — Lady asks



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ztkLKRflK0?

my dear na just to read and write o

Skanas:
Samsung A16 takes about 2hrs+ to charge to 100%, then lasts approximately 1day + 6hrs.
Since I got this phone, I don rest to dey carry powerbank comot...

I don even dash person my power bank since I try realme

If na for my beloved country, even roof no go remain

immortalcrown:
The news already confirms that the man died from an illness. So, what is the confusion here? Why is the caption claiming that there's a confusion here?

Added:
The poster has finally used the appropriate caption.

na lie ooooo. We no go gree. We re ready for war with Israel

See as white men stand still for presido. Still naija haters must still lament

This country and poor man na black and white. Just make money and know peace.

coputa:
What a diabetic patient needs are the food to avoid,some of them are excessive sugar,oil,and salt intake

Eat fruits and vegetables regularly

Also avoid alcohol entirely don't over stressed yourself, know your limits

Prioritize your rest ,

And lastly check your blood pressure and cholesterol regularly

na dis one pain me pass. Where I wan start from for dis hard time

RandDigital:
https://www.sowetanlive.co.za/amp/news/2025-06-28-my-eyes-were-burning-woman-hospitalised-after-lash-extension-nightmare/

dis news sweet me dis boring sunday morning. It's well.

KiNg0G:
Right from time I have always been a user, care less about people but myself and whenever I get into trouble I always expect others to help me out and I do get into trouble and they certainly will. As soon as I get what I want. I seem to forget about all their good deeds until I get into another trouble or needs a help out.

Now that I'm an adult it's gotten more worst, I find myself doing stuffs just to satisfy my own pleasures, my own selfish gains but something happened yesterday that no one I know was able to help me out.

I was angry at first then I came to my senses those people I called I haven't even done one bit of favour for them but they have for me several times.

It dawned on me that I am a user who rely on people to help me out all the time.I hate this character and i want to change for good.

na only when stick fresh dem dey bend am. My brother e don late.

Righteousness2:
Your Tears are sweet and Tasty! Cry Harder

hypocrite