₦airaland Forum

D annoying thing b say na [/i]urgent 2k babes[i] Facebook dey always show as "someone you may know"

Eteka1:
1998 - 2001 is the most reliable

I dey flex am back to back.

NtoAkwaIbom:
this guy d try ooo, Wen er him feel say power wan opress person, him go mount

him no contest for president again?

oneMalik:
if people can move from zero to hero in Nigeria without fraud ....30m is damn too big for a serious minded fellow to live their dream .

UK my ass !

oil dey ur head.

Person never chop belle full, na 12 shoes u dey talk of.

givedemwotowoto:
Are you talking about the high insecurity or extreme hardship that Nigerians are facing, or both?

na today e begin?

Vicotex:
Brother man no try am quote me again.
Enjoy your tinubu and leave me with my opposition

I love d way u addressed me. Bro all dis dude are same thing except u get personal interest.

givedemwotowoto:
Being Obidient means having the courage to disagree – and the discipline to commit.

Challenge what you must. Speak your truth. Don't let anyone silence your conviction.

But when the path is chosen, we stand together and move forward as one.

He go shock u

Sonnobax15:

Thieves are the most heartless people. Imagine doing this to a business man without considering the pains,the loses he'll pass through for this hard economy wey nobody ready to help anybody again

aswear.

Vicotex:
Welcome development OK NDC

una too funny aswear.

mmadu4:
Nonsense what a stupid news .

hustle ooooooo.

Richtaiwo:
Dangote is a business man. Don't expect him to please you and displease himself

dangote the scammer

MrJeremy:
That is life, my own brother's girlfriend wasn't in good terms with my mom, like they were not even talking not to talk of she visiting her, when my mom died, she was everywhere, even sponsored meat pie, if not because I'm the youngest, I for deal with that girl

her dream don come true .

Fourtygees:
A teenage prodigy in quantum physics is aiming to tackle one of science’s biggest challenges: human aging.

Laurent Simons earned his PhD in quantum physics from the University of Antwerp at just 15. Rather than slowing down, he has already begun a second doctorate, this time focusing on medical science and artificial intelligence.

His long-term ambition is to better understand aging and disease, with the hope of helping extend healthy human lifespan. He has described death as a complex “puzzle,” made up of many interconnected pieces across biology, physics, and engineering. His strategy is to study these layers together, using AI to analyze biological systems and identify patterns that would be difficult to detect otherwise.

Simons’ academic journey has been unusually fast. He completed high school by age 8, finished a bachelor’s degree at 12, and went on to earn both a master’s and PhD in quantum physics years ahead of typical timelines. His doctoral work explored advanced topics like Bose–Einstein condensates, where atoms behave as a single quantum system at extremely low temperatures.

Although highly theoretical, this research underpins technologies such as quantum computing and precision measurement. Now, his focus is shifting toward biology and medicine.

In AI-driven healthcare, researchers are already using machine learning to improve early disease detection, model protein structures, and accelerate drug development. In the field of aging, scientists are investigating ways to reduce cellular damage, eliminate dysfunctional cells, and better understand how the body changes over time.

However, experts stress that “solving aging” is extraordinarily complex. While lifespan extension has been achieved in simple organisms, applying those findings to humans remains a major scientific hurdle.

Simons himself acknowledges that meaningful progress could take decades. Even so, his path reflects a broader trend in science—where breakthroughs are increasingly happening at the intersection of disciplines, and younger researchers are setting ambitious, long-term goals.

if jamb give dis one admission for naija, make I bend.

femi4:
Even if it is free...you guys aint winning anything

bro normal normal, this thing suppose be free. If I spend 100m for form, I pity the lazy youths.

Kemetian:
This Ugandan girl is in Abuja and asking if she mistakenly landed in Europe.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p-kLj4vtbw?si=dZzQYLwxLlHE0u6S

lamenters make una come oooooooo.

donleo92:
Because of this guy, I dey like watch wrestling now

The guy big oooh.

If him and kiss Daniel bouncer fight, I wonder who go win?

my guy no compair wrestler with bouncer abeg. Femi go beat am like market thief

Tenrack:
very stupid man. Him won impress.

since him nor pay, no wahala

tesseract:
The weaponization of hunger is a thing. You could do all these things but you waited until it was months to the election. Well, you will not still win.

go stop am na. Hehehehehe

Omoboricash:
Honestly Elrufai really messed up for saying he tapped NSA conversation on national TV. Let him explain how he was able to do that.

God nor dey sleep.

jchioma:
It’s like this AI of a thing will render many professional careers obsolete in few years time from the look of it.

Perhaps, the way forward is to learn Prompt Engineering as an alternative to bridge the gap between professionalism and artificial intelligence.

bro u re right ooo.

sexyto:
The govt should pay interest on such funds and not later tell us stories.

fund wey don follow breeze. Na interest u dey talk.

Make I go buy dog meat with chill hero beer come sit down dey read yeye shameless nairaland keyboard worrior youths bashing demsef

Person wey don win already. Know dis and know peace.

Ofunaofu:
The fear is real

Tinubu is obviously scared

He is rattled, but he should take it easy on himself.

When he loses the election, as he almost certainly will, he should simply go home and spend time with his grandchildren.

After all, he is the architect of his own downfall. He had a rare opportunity to rewrite his history, emerging from a tainted and discredited background, but instead he has succeeded only in writing his name in infamy, as Nigeria’s worst president.

just d way he was scared of maaaaaazi

givedemwotowoto:
President Tinubu is the worst President in Nigeria's history

Peter Obi will do a much better job at fighting insecurity like he did in Anambra

Go and Verify

kiss quit bro. They re all same thing.

Tetrahedron:
So they can’t hide tracker in large cash?
Nig police are really dumb!
There is also invisible paint which they can track too

baba u reason am oooo.

correctguy101:
ADC na cruise abeg.

See people wey wan fight Tinubu for seat. Dem no even geh level. No internal unity.

Tinubu does not even need to do anything anymore.

Awón òní yéyé

shame wan keeeeeee here

Daguccizgreat:
Another one again. The Army will come to deny this one too. Tinubu has failed in all aspects of governance

shatapp. What are the functions of COAS and co? Una go just dey run mouth anyhow.

omikel:
Don't ask me if I eat it o because I no gree give bingo.
First portion to have a taste of it that same night as I was exhausted to the extent that my dinner disappeared from my belly as a result of Chasing, killing, roasting and preparation.
This first portion which is ('ijarajara and ikumuku' sorry if you don't understand that) went down with garri o. (Double Dinner)
Thank you for reading.

na d fresh pepper 🌶️ gimme joy pass