₦airaland Forum

Elzazzi:
My brother I’m surprised too ooo. Instead of outright capital punishment!

person steal food stuffs. Dem jail am instantly. Naija na cruise walahi.

UzorIyke:
Because your family no dey there, If your family is like 2 or 3 making a living there u won't say such thing here.

if ur family dey there, hard luck ooooo.

lionshare:
Don’t stress your imagination—there is simply no transaction today without a computer trail. Even if physical documents are burned, a more reliable trail still exists.

computers wey don burn to ashes. Abi u b certified forensic accountant

Ttalk:
Welcome home Mr President, the dividend of your effort s beginning to yield better result.

This is the first time in the history of Nigeria when the price of basic items will come down.

Your blunt decision to dealt a permanent death blow to the insecurity is well appreciated. The narration of herders farmers crises that is perpetuated to deceive gullible Nigerians has been shred to pieces. Today we can now call the terrorist what they are and the entire world is beginning to isolate them for total destruction. Kidnappers and bandits now bear their surname as terrorist and their enablers both online and offline have become dumb.

We would want you to push further in year 2026, so your opponent would be completely shamed.

Presently you have no opposition, but we want you to help them save their money so they won't even attempt to contest due to your record that they can't contend with.

Please remember to treat the Lagos Obidients who didn't travel home well so they will have a story of your benevolence to tell

shame wan kee me here. Walahi u re wickedly wicked

Make dem ban all of us. Make we make we kwantry better.

ogododo:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/12/20/fire-guts-federal-revenue-agency-firs-headquarters-abuja

are you thinking what I am thinking

Tntsi:
No matter what you rename or name,
No matter if you carry all the governors, senators and elected persons go pac, Nigerians and Nigeria has rejected you.

I no dey among Una wey reject am o.

Codes151:
The 3 mafia on Nigeria. Na wa

BAT , Akpabio , Wike
Have done it again.

Na wa o

know this and know peace

SportblitsNews:
Nigerian Afrobeats superstar David Adeleke, popularly known as Davido, will headline the opening concert of the TotalEnergies Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) 2025) in Rabat, Morocco.

The announcement was made on Thursday by the Confederation of African Football (CAF), confirming that Davido will lead a star-studded global cast for the pre-tournament concert.

Joining him on stage is American-Moroccan hip-hop icon French Montana, who will add international flavour to the historic event.

Also confirmed to perform are:

Douaa Lahyaoui – Moroccan vocalist
Lartiste – French-Moroccan hitmaker
Says’z – fast-rising music star

The opening concert will take place Saturday, one day before the competition officially kicks off, and will set the tone for a month-long football celebration in Morocco.

CAF said the event reflects the spirit of AFCON — merging football, culture, music, and Africa’s global influence.

The statement read:

“The Confederation of African Football has officially announced the artists set to headline the opening concert of the TotalEnergies Africa Cup of Nations (AFCON) 2025 in Rabat. Global hip-hop star French Montana and Nigerian Afrobeats icon Davido will lead an exciting international line-up, joined by Moroccan sensation Douaa Lahyaoui, French-Moroccan hitmaker Lartiste, and rising artist Says’z. The diverse selection reflects AFCON’s celebration of African culture, music, and global influence.”

Fans across the continent are counting down to what promises to be an unforgettable night, as football and music collide on one of the biggest stages in African sport.

AFCON 2025 will gather the very best national teams from across Africa, with organisers promising top-class football, world-class entertainment, and rich cultural showcases throughout the tournament.

Source: https://sportblits.com/sports-news/davido-french-montana-set-to-headline-afcon-2025-opening-concert/

where that lady wey say davido too dey open bcuz of carter efe? So make davido also reject dis one also. Badt belle everywhere.

Noblechykk:
The more you look.....Nigeria is evil forest

hahahahaha. Aswear u no well.

Hamachi:
Men in their 30's and 40's what advice will yoi give to a 20 year old man today?

life begins at 40. Dem no dey tell man

dominique:
No belt at stake, the fight is just for entertainment and raking in cash

entertainment abi? Go make dem mix u like dat na.

ManirBK:
Tinubu is the jagaban, the acclaimed master strategist, builder of Lagos, conqueror of Alhaji Atiku and Pitaobi. He is already thinking how to contain the eventual seismic disruptions that may likely occur post 2027 moonslide.

I once said it. Me$$ed with this Man at ur own perils. Baba talk n do

helinues:
Imagine one illiterate above saying this is a witch hunting.

Some people have actually stopped reasoning like normal human being all because of bitter politics

aswear. I help am shame walahi.

GasAndOilTheory:
Ukraine is winning 😧

make una pity Ukraine na.

wunmi590:
Good day Nairalanders,

What is the light situation in your area, just as the heading suggests.

In my office 🏬 Lekki phase1, light has been very bad, since last month, despite the fact that we are on Band A, we have been solely relying on generator from morning till night.

In my house at around Obalende, infact that one os worst, sometimes, I stay in the office late, so that once I enter house, just take my bath and sleep straight..

The most painful part is that, my inlaw who is from Oyo state are complaing bitterly that light might not even come for 2-3 month and when it does, it won't last more than 4hours and its gone..

We have a minister who is from Oyo state and can't even manage just a ministry and want to govern a whole state.

The light is really giving me a concern, mostly this festive period that alot of expenses is there, you will still be thinking of powering generator with high rate of fuel to welcome visitors..

u wan pay my bill ne? E no clear.

Sonyboom:
Eveeyone's life is not riddled with failure like your life n that of your family.

Hate him or hate him Bola Tinubu as delivered twice as many KM as any president who spent 4 year in just 2 years.

The fact some hate filled fools lunatics label him a failure does not blind those of us with functional brains. We can see how many road he completed n commissioned with Umahi already.

no dey follow f00l argue.

Kaczynski:
Nigerian government and building roads




Nigerians have taken this as achievenment , ordinary road romans and greeks were building with little to no money and most of them are still functionining today unlike coal tarred road your precious zbeba of president did.

progress far from ur generation.

U

mactoni91:
Governor decamping to opposition doesn't guarantee automatic winning for the opposition.

It's like saying because Sanwolu decamped to PDP, PDP would automatically win Lagos in the coming election.

PDP has a very formidable structure in Rivers just like the APC has in Lagos.

Governor decamping or not doesn't change existing status quo

go explain tire.

mactoni91:
I don't want to believe Fubara is a mugu....

Fubara is using Tinubu's influence to evade Wike.

Guyman wan scam Tinubu

If you're based in River State, you'd understand you cant take Rivers State away from PDP

....and the sitting governor is APC. It's well.

VaginaAcademic:
I don't know how to block Temu ads on all platforms

are they not supposed to even bann temu

Jakpon:
Na peter obi Shalipopi see wey him sing Desperado Lahor.
He no get wetin this guy man never do.
He don share money for market.
He don serve food for party.
Now na traffic warder work he dey do.
Very soon he go start to dey do iron condemn

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u re wickedly wicked 🤣🤣🤣

mohbadliveson:
STATEHOUSE PRESS RELEASE



Engineers Farouk Ahmed, Gbenga Komolafe resign, President Tinubu nominates successors to the Senate for approval

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has asked the Senate to approve the nominations of two new chief executives for the Nigerian Midstream and Downstream Petroleum Regulatory Authority (NMDPRA) and the Nigerian Upstream Petroleum Regulatory Commission (NUPRC).


The requests followed the resignation of Engineer Farouk Ahmed of the NMDPRA and Gbenga Komolafe of the NUPRC. Both officials were appointed in 2021 by former President Buhari to lead the two regulatory agencies created by the Petroleum Industry Act (PIA).

To fill these positions, President Tinubu has written to the Senate, requesting expedited confirmation of Oritsemeyiwa Amanorisewo Eyesan as CEO of NUPRC and Engineer Saidu Aliyu Mohammed as CEO of NMDPRA.

The two nominees are seasoned professionals in the oil and gas industry.

Eyesan, a graduate of Economics from the University of Benin, spent nearly 33 years with the NNPC and its subsidiaries. She retired as Executive Vice President, Upstream (2023–2024), and previously served as Group General Manager, Corporate Planning and Strategy at NNPC from 2019 to 2023.

Engineer Saidu Aliyu Mohammed, born in 1957 in Gombe, graduated from Ahmadu Bello University in 1981 with a Bachelor's in Chemical Engineering. He was announced today as an independent non-executive director at Seplat Energy.

His prior roles include Managing Director of Kaduna Refining and Petrochemical Company and Nigerian Gas Company, as well as Chair of the boards of West African Gas Pipeline Company, Nigeria LNG subsidiaries, and NNPC Retail.

He also served as Group Executive Director/Chief Operating Officer, Gas & Power Directorate, where he provided strategic leadership for major gas projects and policy frameworks, including the Gas Masterplan, Gas Network Code, and contributions to the Petroleum Industry Act (PIA).

Engineer Mohammed played a pivotal role in delivering key projects such as the Escravos–Lagos Pipeline Expansion, the Ajaokuta–Kaduna–Kano (AKK) Gas Pipeline, and Nigeria LNG Train.


Bayo Onanuga

Special Adviser to the President

(Information and Strategy)

December 17, 2025

Dangote, Dangote. U too much. When big dogs bark, na clear road.

DyshApp:
Controversial media personality Bobrisky has publicly criticised content creator Peller following reports that he crashed his newly acquired car amid emotional turmoil connected to his relationship with fellow influencer Jarvis.

Recall that Peller had crashed his Benz after being seen shading tears, allegedly over his relationship with Jarvis.

Reacting strongly, Bobrisky expressed outrage over what he described as reckless behaviour driven by love, warning Peller against placing his life and future at risk because of a relationship.

In a heated outburst shared online, Bobrisky questioned Peller’s judgment and accused him of allowing emotions to cloud his sense of self-worth and responsibility.

Bobrisky went further to suggest that Peller was investing too much emotionally in the wrong person, insisting that there were many other opportunities and relationships he could pursue instead.

He emphasised the importance of self-love, cautioning that no romantic relationship should push anyone to harm themselves or jeopardise their livelihood.


The socialite urged Peller to reassess his priorities, stressing that while love is natural, it should never come at the expense of one’s mental health, safety, or personal growth.

He advised that walking away from unhealthy situations is sometimes necessary, rather than enduring emotional distress.

“Peller, I’m coming to Nigeria to slap that ur small face. You want to kpai urself because of javis ? Egbami!!!! You crashed that new car because of javis ? Peller ihave a pretty girl that’s way prettier than javis now. She should be in her 23yr or so. Her father is so rich. Abi ori peller o pe ni?

Pls stop falling in love with wrong people. It’s normal to fall in love with ur man or woman but don’t forget to love urself first incase the man/woman want to try rubbish with you dump him like he never exist. less,” Bobrisky said.

my baby gal wan do party

essentialone:
Marriage is only promised when there is an evidence such as an Engagement Ring. Until then, everything is just a Fling.

u know how many girls I don give ring? U can call me the LORD OF THE RING.

Shimbo96:
Something is fishy, our quiet Dangote is now a whistleblower. We want to know how much Alhaji spend to get this figures 😜

e shock me.

Pojomojo:
We all started in the same place.
Same classrooms. Same uniforms.
Same hopes about who we’d grow up to be.

But life took each of us somewhere different.
Some people found direction, others got lost.
Some built stability, others battled storms no one saw.
Some grew into themselves, others are still trying to figure out who they are.

The truth is, none of us became exactly who we thought we’d be.

If anything, it’s a reminder to be gentle with people. We’re all living lives our younger selves could never have understood.

I sight masef

bmd1010:
She left her husband two days after their wedding, borrowed money from her used it to pay bride price, made jer family spent money for the wedding, lied he was based in Australia ask her for 3sum as a wedding gift

Both side of the story available, who we go belive now

WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE
https://www.hostelite.ng/she-left-her-husband-two-days-after-their-wedding/

I been think say all dis story na wash oo not until e happen to my gee.

Mopolchi:
This is shocking! What are they using them for?

to fry akara oooooooooo

thrillionaire:
Waste. Trust me, the late mum would be happier if he had empowered 150 youths with 1mil each. Burial style is the only thing I admire in islam.

aswear. Tomorrow una go hear story about the gasket.

AllBlack:
She better not refund anything.

Ask this same boy how much him own mama or sister don chop for him hand wey he carry 60k dey feed woman in one sitting. We nova even talk of the Uber.

you re wicked wicked