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Business / Re: Nigeria's Largest Banks By Valuation - Africafacstzone by LoveJesus87(m): 6:57pm On Apr 13
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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by LoveJesus87(m): 4:17pm On Apr 13
Flame333:
Puzzy swaying the dude brain with a tsunami force...

You go learn
walai

E go LEARN
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by LoveJesus87(m): 4:15pm On Apr 13
MuslimIgbo:
Lol
MUMU
Later, bastarɗs like this will come on social media to cry about cheating and paternity fraud, DNA etc. I never pity them.

Girls will always Judge you by your past but a useless OLOSHO that has lost count of her BODYCOUNT, slept with almost all the guys on the streets, dated married men, done several abortions will tell you not to judge her by her past.

A girl's past is the most important thing and the most important clue a guy with sense can use to know about a her personality and MORALS.

Every sensible guy wants to be with a girl that every man wants but can not have, and not a useless OLOSHO that every man wants and many have had and passed around.


A guy's past is even manageable. Most people don't mind having a father who used to be a casanova, but not a mother who used to be a prostitute.

Who am I not to judge a girl by her past?
- Banks will judge you by your credit scores and loan repayment (past) before giving you a loan...

- Employers will judge you by your past and experience before giving you a job...

- The law will judge you by your past crimes to put you in a jail...

- No embassy will grant you visa to their country if you have a criminal PAST...

- Even God will judge us by our past on judgement day...

BUT I SHOULD NOT JUDGE A USELESS GIRL WHO HAS LIVED A WAYWARD, RECKLESS AND CARELESS LIFESTYLE IN THE PAST BY HER PAST. cheesy
BECAUSE THE ONLY PAST THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT IS A GIRL'S PAST grin grin grin
God bless you for this wisdom

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by LoveJesus87(m): 4:13pm On Apr 13
SETHARTHUR:
I wonder which woman will defend his man like this when it comes to poverty in the man's side.
lmao grin grin
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by LoveJesus87(m): 1:17pm On Apr 13
Gistmedia10:
Caroline Celico, former wife of soccer legend Kaka, has opened up about the real reason behind their divorce. Contrary to popular speculation of betrayal or scandal, Celico shocks fans by disclosing that Kaka's flawlessness was the root cause.

"He never betrayed me, he treated me well, he gave me a wonderful family, but I was not happy, something was missing. The problem was, he was too perfect for me," Celico revealed.

The Brazilian model and entrepreneur, who was married to Kaka for several years before their split, expressed that Kaka's impeccable nature created an unexpected void in their relationship. "I couldn't keep up with his perfection. It made me question myself constantly," she confessed, offering a rare glimpse into the challenges of their seemingly flawless union.


What do women want again? cry
What can u call this?
May God not allow us marry wrong partner

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Politics / Re: Why Can't Yoruba Rally Around To Support This Innocent Man Fe President? by LoveJesus87(m): 11:50am On Apr 07
Slytiger:
You want to collect curse abi. Lol.
Curse dey hungry am ni
Pets / Re: What Breed Of Dog Is This Dog? (Photos) by LoveJesus87(m): 3:17pm On Apr 04
89green:
grin correct ekukecian
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Science/Technology / Re: CERN Tests World Most Powerful Particle Accelerator During April's Solar Eclipse by LoveJesus87(m): 12:31pm On Apr 04
Spirit247:
Accept JESUS AHAYASHA YASHAYA as your Eternal LORD and SAVIOR today! There is no more Time!

Do you know why Satan would not give Humans anything great unless Blood is Sacrificed to him? Have you ever asked yourself why can't Satan just give those that go to him for things what they want without demanding for Blood Sacrifice? Why is Satan so fascinated and Obsessed with Blood Sacrifice?! Has it been revealed to you? I will share it here to the Eternal Glory of AHAYA ASHAR AHAYA (I AM THAT I AM) Our CREATOR that Opened my Eyes to see why:

The most wicked Deception that Satan and his Demonic Spirits did against Humanity is to have made many to think they need his help whereas, it is Satan and his fallen Angels that really need the Help of Humanity. They would have been forever docile, useless, functionaless as Dead Spirits is Humans refused to Help them.
Search YouTube for the Video of the girl that was ritually sacrificed to Satan there, and even the Public Satanic Rituals performed during the Opening of the Tunnel few Years ago. They deflect the truth and deceive many to think they are just joking with all those things. If you still don't know that CERN is a camouflaged Satanic Organization opening Abyss gates for Fallen Angels and Demon Spirits to flood the Earth in collaboration with the Anti-Christ that was CORONAted in 2020, then you are wallowing in Spiritual Slumber! Have you asked why the bodies of those that have taken the 3 Full Doses of the VaaSin are Transmitting and showing as Mac (Mark) Address on your Bluetooth? Go to HosPit where many that have taken it frequent and try to send out Picture through Bluetooth, you will be shocked as you see Humans showing up strange Mac Addresses. The Depopulation Agenda is to feed-off the Life-Energy of the massive Humans to the Fallen Angels that became as dead lower after their Fall(that why they are called Dead Spirits, majority of them are almost useless till now that these Satanic Humans start Re-Enliving them by Transmitting Human-Life-Energy to them. There is even a Movie that shows how a weak Weak Demonic Entity comes more alive the more he successfully Sucks our Life-Energy from Humans. Leviticus 17:11 "Life Lives in the Blood!"

Just as their father deceived Adam and Eve to hijack Authority over this World from them, they told Humanity that they have landed on the Moon till lately when they have been exposed, they taught Worldwide that Humans are from Gorillas instead of our CREATOR, they are Teaching in Schools that Male can be Female and Female can be Male to get even Children to align with the bisexual Satanic god, they never told you the Truth that the Plandemic of 2020 was actually CORONAtion of the Anti-Christ, while growing up they told us that Internet was Powered by Satellites only to later be exposed that it's a big lie, what Power Internet is not just physical but Marine Power(you may too afraid to acknowledge why Evil spread like widefire all over the World after Internet came).

NASA(means Deceiver in Hebrew), CERN, bGates of Hell, etc all work for same god of this World with focus on Capturing all Human Souls on Earth for Satan and making Humans unfit to Receive the Gift of Immortality that our CREATOR has Promised those that refused to bow to the Beast and it image(Internet).
The Book of Revelation is being Fulfilled before our Eyes in our Generation, yet many are too afraid to acknowledge the Truth. What they Present to you as Quantum Science and Internet of Things is effort to completely unify your physical Consciousness with the Satanic Negative Spiritual World.

HalleluAHAYA ASHAR AHAYA!!!!!!!
wow
This is deep
Thank you brother

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by LoveJesus87(m): 8:27am On Apr 02
Demichaels:
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omo this girl fine o shocked
Romance / Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by LoveJesus87(m): 8:25am On Apr 02
EreluRoz:
Hml God bless your home.

This your wife can beat you as I'm seeing her, so don't ever try to go physical with her. Be wise

Sending jealousy from Asokoro Abuja
Lmao grin grin
Make d guy no go there at all grin cheesy
No be only u, me too I dey jealous grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Will Not Attack NATO But F-16s Will Be Shot Down In Ukraine, Putin Says by LoveJesus87(m): 1:16pm On Mar 28
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Romance / Re: You Visit That Lady U Are Crazy Over For The First Time And She Offers U This? by LoveJesus87(m): 12:09pm On Mar 28
virginprincess:
Is that cockroach and yam leave I'm seeing on that food shocked,op pls stop all this stuff.
No normal person would serve her visitor this kind of rubbish undecided.
says who?
Go to China first grin
Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by LoveJesus87(m): 10:09pm On Mar 26
Villa12:
your kidnapping or that of your loved ones also sure die grin
Lol. I and my loved ones are covered by the blood of Jesus grin cheesy

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Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by LoveJesus87(m): 5:06pm On Mar 26
WakeUpNigerians:


Is he picking money on the floor in naija?

Dont worry...wait for him in 5 years and compare yourself with him grin
ah lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pls sir 5 years ke?
Let's compare ourselves in the next 3 months sir abeg
If we can get to meet in person sef for verification of the comparison aswear to god no wahala
E sure me die
Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by LoveJesus87(m): 12:22pm On Mar 26
allthingsgood:



While u are there writing epistle of lamentations, young lads are going into ICT and real estate and cashing out. Rushing to uk to go and become meaningless care worker and be living hand to mouth, when all the opportunities are here in Nigeria
Don't mind them
I wonder how they think
My making it in this country is sure die

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Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by LoveJesus87(m): 12:21pm On Mar 26
thesicilian:

He's obviously not a wise person. A wise person would know that the grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence and one should always remain humble and cautious as fate is unpredictable.
except he is there for sports like football and he has already secured a contract,
He is about to get an eye OPENER

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Travel / Re: Man Kneels Down To Thank God He Left Nigeria For The UK by LoveJesus87(m): 12:19pm On Mar 26
WakeUpNigerians:
Mo ba e yo o grin

O ti bolowo balablu grin
so it is better I the uk?
He is gonna pick money on the floor in the uk bah? grin
U don't know ANYTHING 🤣

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Politics / Re: Putin Announces That Jesus And Mary Were Black. Video Insude by LoveJesus87(m): 6:18am On Mar 25
psalmistkakah:
Jesus is not black..neither his disciples, Apostle paul went to Europe to preach Jesus salvation, the Jews there were jealous because the gentile receive salvation, and the Jews gathered the native of the land to fight Paul, which black person will convince white to fight on its behalf...
the moors (black) ruled Spain around that time

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Religion / Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by LoveJesus87(m): 8:34pm On Mar 24
SirJohn:
Many have wondered and would like to know the truth about healing and miracle claims from the healing school of Christ Embassy. I’d like say a few things about the genuineness of these miracles which have sparked endless questions. What I’m about to say may sound shocking to you but it is the truth. it is a first hand account of my experience at the healing school.

What you see on loveworld videos/TV, especially miracle testimonies no matter how believable they appear, are simply what Pastor Chris and his TV crew wants you to see. The truth is that a larger number of people including his pastors, partners and even you hardly ever know what goes on behind the camera scenes.

I was at healing school May 2008 session and the discoveries I made blew my mind and shook the very foundation of my faith. I spent a total of 4 weeks at the healing (it had two sessions and each ran for two weeks) this period of time at the healing school afforded me the opportunity to observe certain unusual happenings which I must reveal.

I have been a member and a consistent financial partner of the ministry since 2004. Pastor Chris Oyakhilome had been my role model, mentor, prophet and father. I have followed his teachings and doctrines to the letter so much that you couldn't talk with me for 10 Min's without knowing I was his follower.
I had taken someone who was wheelchair bound as a result of spinal cord injury to the Healing school with hope that Pastor Chris would minister to him at the end of the session (at least this is what I was made to believe from several healing school publications) but this was not to be, and the events that followed were shocking and beyond my imagination.

After the first session, there was to be a healing service where the students having received faith to be healed, were put on the healing line to be ministered to by Pastor Chris. This was where my questions started. The reason is that not only did we not make it to the healing line but several other folks with obvious physical disabilities were also not put on the healing line. I made efforts to find out the criteria for the selection that was made; this was what I found out:
I discovered that all wheelchair cases taken to the healing line for ministration were people whose conditions were not such that they couldn't stand or walk. in other words, the people you see popping out of wheelchairs  in those videos can both previously stand and walk. They are carefully selected through a process I will discuss later.

Secondly, to my utter amazement, I also discovered that several other people whom I had seen on different occasions walking around the hall unaided and without any sign of pain or disability during the two weeks session were put on wheelchairs or made to lie on stretchers during this healing service.
After much waiting, the “Man of God” walks in touching every one on the healing line and then proceeds to the wheelchair section; with one touch here and there he instructs them to get up “and they do” wild shouts of excitement reverberated across the auditorium as partners and pastors who have been specially invited to witness the miracles jumped for joy. I felt like sinking through the solid ground, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Once in a while I would utter a word of prayer, I’d say: “Lord please don’t let this be what I think”

I remember a particular man who came for that session; he had been involved in a motor accident which left him with a spinal injury. He had difficulty walking normally because he couldn’t bend both knees while walking (I had seen him walking) he came with a neck guard and two crutches to support himself properly while walking. I observed that two days after coming to the healing school, he started exercising his faith by moving around without the neck guard and crutches, that was how he moved around for two weeks. During the healing service, I was shocked to see the same man with his neck guard and crutches which he hadn't used for two weeks. Pastor Chris prayed for him and took the neck guard off as though it was a big deal, the congregation applauded and stood to their feet as he went on to take the crutches from the man; he then asked the man to walk. The man obviously walked but not any better than he had walked for two weeks without Pastor Chris praying for him.

After the service, as the partners left the hall, the students and the “healed” were asked to wait behind. I observed that one of the two ladies who got out of the wheelchair half an hour ago quietly sat back in her wheelchair with a pale look on her face, the people who brought her all the way from Benin didn't seem like they had seen a miracle; this puzzled me more. The borrowed wheelchairs were returned to the real owners as I looked with great surprise.

Please see the link below:
http://www.christembassyhealingschool.org/new/images/pdf/August2008.pdf
the lady in page 14 (in blue jacket) is the one I'm refering to in the last paragraph. She could both stand and walk before the ministration by Pastor Chris.

The young man in page 15 is reported to have been "unable to walk without a walking frame" yet I had seen him on many ocassions before the healing service walk around without that frame.

The woman in page 16 did not even come to the healing school with a wheelchair; the wheelchair you see does not belong to her

To be continued…
Repent.
Religion / Re: Christ Embassy Has Raised 50 People From The Dead - Chris Oyakhilome by LoveJesus87(m): 8:44pm On Mar 22
Domaining101:
But can't heal ayefele or cobams asuquo? I don't really blame you people because if we actually had a higher amount of sensible people in this country, na only 5 people go dey come una churches and mosques because the vast majority would be engrossing in things that actually contribute to national development. but too bad, na Idiots plenty pass for here so make una dey enjoy.
Did they attend the healing stream program and were not healed??
Ok, he should go meet them inside their houses to prove...what?? So that u can believe? Sorry no. It doesn't work that way
Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Deadly Suicide Bomb At Bank In Kandahar(photos) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:12pm On Mar 21
tuoyoojo:
I have always wondered what they tell these suicide bomber and how they would convince them to go and kill themselves

Why don't the "convincer" go and do the work

What evidence do they have about the reward you would get in the afterlife
72 virgins no be play o shocked
Abi 72 virgins na ur mate shocked grin

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Romance / Re: Listen To The Message My Virgin Girlfriend Sent To Me. by LoveJesus87(m): 3:07pm On Mar 19
FRANCISTOWN:

E get something wey them dey call awaiting result.
You don hear Awaiting Premium Tears before?🤣🤣🤣
lmao grin grin
Food / Re: Why Negerians Don't Drink Milk by LoveJesus87(m): 3:04pm On Mar 19
ElSudani:


Because most of us have lactose intolerance therefore we cannot drink as much as some other people.
I thought I was the only one

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Family / Re: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by LoveJesus87(m): 2:00pm On Mar 19
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Romance / Re: I Don’t Want Any Girl To Follow You on Instagram - Lady Tells Her Boyfriend(vid) by LoveJesus87(m): 7:11pm On Mar 18
Daptboy:
Yen ye yen yen... Mtcheww.... Girl wae everybody dae fvck e reach ur turn you personalize am..

She think say na marriage she dae.. Olosho with multiple piercings..

A girl will make you feel like you're the only one she's dating.... See her acting like na only him prick she dae sorkk.. Tueh.. Daughters of Eve
u people no go kee person for hia grin
Romance / Re: "Men Are Scum" Association Members Now Getting Married, Nigerian Lady Cries Out by LoveJesus87(m): 7:04pm On Mar 18
JooEeL:
Only a foolish man takes a woman's words serious. You people need to understand that emotions run a woman's thinking way deeply than you may realise.

I say, e get one girl like this for my compound that year. Igbo girl. She go talk say she no fit marry Yoruba men. She call us dirty, call us ugly. Call us stupid. Nothing wey dis girl no use describe Yoruba.
Yoruba demon na ur mate? grin
Me go just dey look, me nor argue. Omo menn, some years later, na Yoruba guy she date o... and e no end there. She later marry am. Never in my life have I seen such shamelessness.

Since that day, if woman tell me say "cho cho cho cho cho...", me go just look like:

Career / Re: Madam Orders Her Apprentices To Fan Her While Sewing (Video) by LoveJesus87(m): 6:24pm On Mar 16
porthouse7:
Why not go buy rechargeable standing fan with strong solar panels
send money to her

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Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:51am On Mar 16
virtualbliss:


So you mean virgins don't have boyfriends?
How about the so called virgins that have anal sex jus to preserve their virginity.
How about virgins that do MouthAction, or virgins that are lesbians?

The fact that a girl is a virgin doesn't mean that they are sexually pure. Some of them engages in sexual acts as well but may not indulge in vaginal sex just to preserve virginity
use ur senses nw, haha, use it nw
Abi what is this one saying
Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:48am On Mar 16
killsmith:

Your political/business rival could be her ex. He could invite her over, fucck the shit outta her brains and give her poison to put in your food.
this guy u are not even helping matters grin

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Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:44am On Mar 16
Fryx:


The thought of that alone. That’s my greatest concern.
No be only u my brother embarassed
Celebrities / Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by LoveJesus87(m): 8:41am On Mar 16
CorrectionFLuid:


Na that one worse pass. The trauma of someone that knows you having tossed your wife around on a bed.
I swear

I for like dey determined say I go marry virgin but age is not on my side...

And if I will eventually marry non virgin, it will strictlybe a parlour wedding, if her family no gree, make dey carry their used and damaged product dey go.
No be me dem go use do laughing stock

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