VaginaAcademic:
Dearest oluremi the billionaire ugu leaf farmer

no, onugbwu leaf

fintol:
Steve Wonder still get hope of seeing

Even Cobhams

OkCornel:
Miracle no reach that side?

Atall

BabaO2:
So offensive, why anthony taylor always assigned for chelsea matches?

lol! Imagine 15 yellow card for d match

Lazy9jaYouth:
I really don't understand!
Is it that they don't have access to the TV or the internet?
I have practically being to almost every country in the world even though I haven't been to the immigration office.

lol! D Benin man

DonBenny77:
A stupid man without purpose.
The day I gave up on him was when he said he can take a bullet for Davido, I doubt he has the guts to do that though.
Point is how will your wife and children feel about such talk.
All Sheila ever wanted was for him to have something of his own, he can't be Davidos hypeman for life.
Loyalty isn't about public display.
Person wey go take bullet for you no go even announce to public e go be reflex action.

lol! I guess, Him never understand hw aka 47 shot dey be for body

kestolove95:
If dem never beat on motivational speaker orders no go learn...

hahahaha! I swear

vanbonattel:
If a Chinese is taller than you, then you are really SHORT.

lol! See as u dey make me shine teeth over here

[quote author=bnanny post=131754580][/quote] lol! Nigga deceive Olympic ticket

illicit:
That's not a rabbit

lol! Tiv goat meat

CyrusVI:
I wouldnt

This was one of the things that made me fail Access Bank GT psychometric Assessment then

I answered that i stake bets frequently even when i already stopped doing that long ago
My failure then loud, but we learnt, moved on and in a better place now

please can you give me d outsourcing link

Bimpe29:
This is weird 😒

Utter weird

Oxb90:
Your own niece!
Now you don drag the yeye man into this mess. Sometimes I wonder if Satan is a woman.

Na woman ooO! No need to wonder anything.

Gbadugbakun:
In a job interview, the panel asked you, "Will you leave this job if you find a better one?” What will be your answer?

lol! Na money I dey fine no be work so stop whining....

Natbrowny:


Come to zone 4. Me and u get 2 Jack Daniels to drink.

U valid

do u mean: zone 4 in Abuja

MisterBanny:
But he won't do this in Nigeria

lol! One of my boss we say "Na car wash i do for Italy Tk build dis hotel way u dey work"

Thundafireseun:
Asaba boys Dey do passsss like this …. Imagine a boy of 22 …. 23 buying a car for the mother of his girlfriend.. girl of 20 - 21 …..
no be small thing Asaba boys Dey show us ….ASHAWO will open her dirty mouth and tell us 200k for a night…. Because she knows those stupid boys will pay 😰

Anything that comes easy most likely goes easy

lol! It's well

9jatriot:
I have heard some folks say Reino does not have a job that is why he always has time to be attacking Obi but the guy here that wanted to be president, I am not sure what to say about his job status either because he seems to only attend parties and major in minor issues.

How many family members wen de quarrel he go fit visit? There are many families where siblings do not see eye to eye, is he now going to request for a list of them and start visiting all of them?

If this guy had somehow managed to be president, he would have spent more time trying to keep up appearances than actually facing real issues.

lol! My brother learn to give 1staid even though na water where it matters

GanagiBitrus:

If you sleep in this kind of hotel, your life will never be same again.

The thing no even reach half star hotel.

lol! U bad

obinna58:
They’re always recording loss every year but it never stops them from going down


Na format be this

lol! Make dem sha pay there workers

illuminutty:
In other words, celebrate me now wey I Dey alive. No be when I leave this world, you go Dey fake am for my back.

Nothing Dey this life. Reason I no Dey take enjoyment play. Anything wey hungry me and I can afford it, I Dey chop am like bandit.

Whether na clothe, food, wine or women with big ikebe... I nor Dey hesitate to chop am.

If you die, your next of kin go chop your money vaah vaah and even waste the money on top things wey you never imagined your money to be spent on.

LIVE EVERYDAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST.

lol! Bros try dey get joy

Zonefree:
You quit masturbation for prostitution?

Be like person wey sell em dog come go buy monkey.

lol! I swear, u get joy

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram this guy reminds me of 2011 wen i was working for a chinese man. He looks like the guy u posted.


This my own de speak Hausa and yoruba


No how way i no try to cheat or chop the guy money but no way. The guy too smart.


If me and this chinese guy enter computer village, na him de show me road instead of me showing him road


Although he like smoking CIGARETTE alot


So one de i remove some of the TOBACCO inside his CIGARETTE and mix wit a little touch of WEED


AS the guy smoke finish, him begin call me daddy


I no go finish the story but make una shar know say em press me money and food stuff that day


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

hahaha! Boogyman

Inosky:
Safe trip. God wey do am for you go do am for me. Amen.

halla! Oyoyoh...

Ngwamankillyou2:


Are you there.

lol! On kolos

PJtech:
Well deserved

The English clown can cry till eternity. Bunch of overhyped average players

Kane's trophyless misery continues

lol! England were kane

jetguy:
Trousers 👖 Trojan or what is it called

That's not my issue.
My concern is I went to the junction to buy toothpicks and as I entered my kitchen back, both Gas and pot of meat has disappeared 😔

lol! Trojan kitchen app

flakkypastries:
If she has the qualities of house wife
Why not?
Don't judge a book by it's cover

lol! Book way go soon cover your story

IyaTola:
You are a player keep playing

lol! A coach

PerfectJUSTICE:


Guy I just met one now who is barely 19. The babe confessed that she isn't a virgin. Ok tell me if a 19 year old girl isn't a virgin and is even ready to get down with me that kind girl no be olosho?

lol! I know a 24 years old Lady with a son and 8 ex......Naso I run

Tayorshd87:




My brother u directed this message to me ..


Waiting longer doesn't mean u will get the right fight in the river


All ma grace upon grace bro .
Life is not just balance

lol! I like ur ringtone