Samson must be in hellfire if that is the case

Na the level Naija don dey eye so

I lie down for outside like this because light no dey. I never drive for 1 week because fuel no dey, even with my money. I never go my home town for 3 years because of kidnappers. Brodaly give me Visa i no go spend 24hours more for naija

690 for abj town
715 for outskirt
1200 black market
D shocking news be say the fuel no even dey available. All the filling stations dey locked

Who do us? Shea d person never punish us reach?

ednut1:
We also need to reduce our population drastically

Lets start the reduction with your village people.

Torg77:
Hi

No be dating site be dis or whatsapp group

It is only in Nigeria that it’s citizens rejoice when their money depreciates. D tin dey surprise me i swear.
I dey with one yahoo boy, the boy just dey complain say dollar don crash. I gas look am well well for eye before him come back to him senses.

jayworld15:
You're even lucky it's not hourly. It's crossed #1,400/$ now

What do you people gain in spreading fake news?

Eyyah… There was a country
This is sad i swear

Keep your dollar… the games these politicians are playing will not last. Nigeria is on the brink of collapse. I hope im wrong. But, no currency appreciates that fast in a short period of time.
Something’s not right

Fuckyoumod:
it just showed he is far better than all your leaders and politicians.

Lol mumu
Fvck do you think he’s doing? Shring the gospel?
Sheep

WhatIf:
At least, he had done something! His name shall never be forgotten.

Never? For plastic chair? Baba. Calm down

Why e be say just because na white man una believe say him dey educated. Those people dull well well. Una dey expect too much from am

I go market i see wetin i fit afford, i buy. I no dey keep prize for head

seanwilliam:
Congrats bro .. I hear say anaconda plenty wella for Australia, abeg shey na true? How many u don see

NO make Lala leave naija go there

honeyB2018:


So what is wrong in what this Uber driver does?
The problem with Nigerians is that we think we know too much or more than others, without knowing that we know next to nothing.

Just because you can pray while brushing no mean say you can brush teeth inside church. Use your brain no dey type before you think

See Nigerian Youths wey una wan give governance of Nigeria lol
See wetin dem dey call innovation and being smart lmao smfh
Omo we never start to begin to ready to move forward.

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U were doing well, till you got to this part and then you skewed sharply..

U dey talk like say u don sabe life but u see u still have much to learn about it.

You dey mind am

blackpanthar:

.

BITTER TRUTH
Anyone who is in their 30s or 40s and still STRUGGLING FINANCIALLY is either lazy orr without a mentor orrr ignorant of many key foundational laws for financial freedom orrrr spiritually under a curze.

WHEN MONEY SPEAKS NO ONE CHECKS THE GRAMMAR

See this fortunate idiot wey think say him don understand life. Just the way every famous person think say dem be motivational speakers by default. My guy rest you no know sh!t. Just live and let live

OPICANTO2223:
A big idïot. Upon all your beauty you chose my fellow woman as your husband.

Where the beauty?

Nigerians get serious work for the department of mind rehabilitation.
Small post see as everybody just dey insult theirself. Smfh

Slow human being
Shea the pay na thesame?

Blackfire:





Poor people go think say na dem dey dey talk to

Lmao
You dey craze

blowjohn:



Noo.
Imagine If petrol is 130 naira per litre an diesel is 200 .

And prices if food items come down to normal, everyone will be able to afford food nd power via generator na.


At least we don survive decades without power.

Lol
No be lie

blowjohn:


We don't want power.

Make price of fuel Nd dollar come down.

Na only Michael Faraday fit fix power for us

Lol… omo power important pass all those things o. Think about it

If Tinubu fix only power sef he will be the best preaident Nigeria ever had

I hope say Glo go build up on this. I've always wanted make Glo displace stupid MTN and all these foreign networks

NCC useless idiots

mrjojo:
Because black is a dominant gene! Anything mixed with black is black

Na gene we dey talk about no be water color

Paulpak34:


If I were you, I will use the money to start up a business like supermarket.

Did you say Supermarket abi eye dey pain me?

You jump shago, gbogbonishe, backyard bar, normal market jump enter the super one straight

Basicend:


LOL! Scammer. .

So, when he gets there, he will eat grass, transport himself around with broom stick and sleep in a bamboo tree, abi?

Lol