FINALLY

President Muhammadu Buhari has finally signed the 2016 budget.
Buhari’s assent finally brings an end to the controversy surrounding the budget.
The National Assembly had in April transmitted details of the budget to the president after it had passed the bill on March 23, but the President returned the document back, citing omission of certain capital projects. This was worked on and sent back, but again the Presidency refused to sign.
Recall that the Deputy Chairman of the House Committee on Media and Public Affairs, Jonathan Gaza, yesterday said the corrected version of the 2016 budget has been resent to the President for consideration.
Speaking with journalists at the National Assembly complex, Gaza said the budget was transmitted to the Presidency through the Special Assistant to the President on National Assembly Matters, Senate, Senator Ita Enang.
Available report has, however, revealed that all grey areas have now been addressed and the budget has been signed.

NYSC no more excuse.
service by may is inevitable.

Sunnepa17:



Nice1....#truetalk

thanks bro. we the stream 2 pcms should understand that God has a better plan for us and we shouldn't wish otherwise. it is His wish dat we go by May and we should believe dat God's time is d best.
gud mrn my esteemed villagers of GC hamlet, have a blessed day.

I WISH I WAS SOMEONE ELSE
A ten year old boy sat outside watching his wrinkled face old mother as she struggled under the scorching sun to fry “akara” which she sells in small quantities to make ends meet for her family. She looked really impoverished but rather content that she doesn’t have to beg to feed her family.
Outside, Tayo looked at her and wished she was not his mother. He wished he was born into a wealthy family. He looked afar off and saw a rich kid coming out of a fast food restaurant with his gorgeously dressed mother and wished he was that boy and his mother was the well dressed lady rather than this poverty stricken old woman.
As the rich kid and his mum entered their jeep to drive off, a truck ran into their vehicle and crushed them to death.
Tayo ran to his mother and with tears in his eyes he held her tightly and said” I love you mama”
Have you ever wished you were someone else? Propably because your mates have achieved more than you or because you were not born with a silver spoon?
I had always envied a guy, things seemed to be going well with him. He graduated early and got a lucrative job in the Nigerian custom service, got married and had a beautiful son at such a young age. How sweeter can life be? I wished I was him?
Unfortunately, he was brutally butchered and hacked to death by bokoharam just a day before he was to relocate to Abuja.
Ecclesiastic 9:11
I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.
Please my friends, “Never set sail using someone else’s star”. If you don’t get what you love, then you should learn to love the things you’ve got.
For God’s time is the best.

wishing the beautiful, charming, lovely sweet and angelic damsel. the girl with the golden touch and the most charming smile that can melt even the strongest of hearts.

wishing miss barongmj d best that life has to offer. success, peace and divine favour is yours as you celebrate your special day.

DJ play me happy people by Rkelly

*beats gong* kon kon kon * in town crier's voice. * my fellow villagers of golden city hamlet! d king has sent me to tell u dat he will be coming soon. please let us endeavour to live right and retrace our steps. above all He told me to tell you that whoever must worship him must do so in spirit and in truth, d KING has spoken. * continues to beat gong* kon kon kon.

happy sunday guys

ukjerry:
luchiano1, Share the pics with us nah or is it for only your eyes to see?

sorry dear I would have done dat but I tot u were still asleep. lol

Honeybash:
abeg wait i wan need sometime to think nd consider other proposals

who say job no dey dis country * dusts CV and arranges cover letter*
honeybash, I officially apply for the post of ur lover. I have lots of experience and I also have obtained relevant qualification for d job at hand. please when do I resume work?

ma stream 1 fwends sending me their lovely pics. * nice*

d msg on my dashboard reads" you will be notified when to print your call up letter because you are not in stream 1".
still don't know why no date was mentioned. anyway am still optimistic

gammarays:
Papa:when are u going for ur service?

Me:febuary ending sir

Papa:how far ur nysc stuff?

Me:shifted to end of may

Papa:so,which state did they post u to?

Me:nna eeh,shifted to april 27th

Papa:i hear say dem don post,why u no wan call me?

Me:chai!,dem talk say na may 27th o for stream 2

Papa:this boy,this ur cock and bull stories don tire me,are u sure u've graduated?

I don tire o
I rep FUTO
Sokoto,niger,osun,cross river
Prefered state:sokoto or niger cos i wan run comot east dey far from home.

sotay mumsy say " my pikin na until you go service naim I go no say u don graduate, all this today dis tomorrow dat, na u sabi"

Sunnepa17:


Welcum on board Sir

thanks bro

its ur boy luchiano. I rep uniben chemical engineering. my chosen states are kwara, rivers, Kaduna and Enugu in that order.

undisputedk:


Shebi the proceeds of the sales still dey with you? Might I be your guest at 'kuje' ?

you're always welcome to join me at "kuje" prison were you will be welcomed by the most beautiful and sexy looking rats in the entire sub Sahara Africa

its so funny when I tink about it. I sold my TV, mattress, DVD, rug, curtains and everything that makes a house a house because I was sure of going to service next week. now I am left with the hard and bitter choice of living in an empty room like a prisoner in kuje prison all because the Nysc deployment operator was so itchy to send me a text rada than create d print CUL link on my dashboard.

Aieboocaar:


My broda! no bi lie jare All man dey pursue am via dat way o! we can't fit shout biko



kestare see anada of our brother but dis 1 na senior man via dat levelz

wetin man go do na. since Nysc don reduce our odd to enter stream 1 , man gas find beta odd for alabi now * goes to print ticket *

some of my friends choose Kaduna yet dey are in stream 1

Oyehomie:

Seriously.. Cos we only hav few states dat re prepared for stream2....Kad, akwa, ogun, enugu, etc....sooo

na because of say we carry Kaduna 2 slash 1 naim make am tear our ticket

. everyone in my lodge got stream 1 except me. dey are preparing to travel next week leaving me all alone in the entire compound. well I believe God's time is the best

I got the " because you are not in stream 1 msg. my states are kwara rivers Kaduna and Enugu

hurray!!!! I have printed mine.

I am so oo happy. *dances shakitibobo*
I have finally printed my letter of resignation from work. Nysc here I come

dis is my first tym on dis city. nice wrk guys. is d april 27th date stil feasible?

Hmmm. Its actually common among medicine students who have extremely extra large textbooks

Dat was my school days in uniben

When I first came into campus I often see students at night dressed as if they were going on a camp retreat. Some of them would wear huge sweaters, thick hand gloves and matching stockings which often portray them as astronauts getting ready for a launch into space. There were often those who would carry long wrappers with food flasks safely tucked in their bags before setting off into the night. Where are these students going to? I asked a fellow student. ” E clear say u be jambito” he said, looking at me like I was some sort of a small child who needed to be told the difference between A and B. They are off to night class, don’t you know exam is fast approaching? he responded and hurried to catch up with his friends as they set for night class. The next day, I decided to join the night class train. I arranged the list of courses to read, took my sweater and my reading lamp because I was told that the school authority usually puts off the school generator by 2.00am and that the classes are usually cold at night. I strolled hurriedly from my hostel to the faculty of education. On getting there, I noticed that the whole classes were filled up with students squeezing themselves in six and sevens into a sit that was originally made to accommodate a maximum of four people. What a comfortable way to read, I said to myself sarcastically. To make matters worst, there were scores of students waiting impatiently outside each class to carry out a displacement reaction on anyone that might venture out of the class thus resulting to a strong exchange of words when the owner of the sit returns to find out that he or she has been displaced. To avoid any rancour with anyone, I quietly set out to the faculty of social and management science which is also nicknamed “faculty” on getting there, I thought I had entered a night market rather than a night class. However, the classes were not as filled as those in the faculty of education so I quickly made my self comfortable in one of the classes. When I brought out my book to read, I noticed the guy sitting next to me was stretching out his neck to see the book I was going to read. After taking a full glance, he smiled and whispered faintly to himself but I was sure I heard what those big lips of his muttered out, “jambito” that is what he said. I looked at my GST 111 textbook with the bold heading” philosophy and logic” which was staring back at me as if to tell me that I am not in the same league with the dude sitting next to me for he was reading a textbook so big you would think he was actually using it to find out the location of a lost treasure. After two hours of intense concentration, I heard a trumpet so loud that it could have single handedly fallen down the walls of Jericho and the great wall of china put together. Yes! It was the snoring of a student whose large nostrils was positioned right in front of me. The girl sitting behind me had since left leaving her books behind after a guy came in to call her to a closed door meeting. After awhile I came out to answer the call of nature and was moved by the number of people I saw clinging on to their phones and holding it close to their ears. I looked at my watch, it was past 12:45am, I immediately knew it was the hours of night call. Gush! I couldn’t concentrate and my eyes were heavy? I closed by eyes to sleep but was suddenly woken up from shouts all around me to find a guy being beaten by fellow students. According to the story, his hands had wondered far into a girl’s blouse. The girl had raised an alarm which prompted quick action from other students to pounce on him. I couldn’t sleep again that night and waited for eternity for the morning to come. Someone in the class caught my curiosity, it was a guy sleeping on one of the chairs, I noticed he had been sleeping even before I came into the class. He was suddenly woken up by his phone’s alarm. He stared at his watch, packed his books and hurried out of the class for it was already morning. When I got home that morning, I slept like a log of wood for hours. After I woke up, I relayed the event of last night in my head and boy! It was truly an overwhelming experience.
Share your experience.

If scientists were 2 raise any nigerian leader from dead, who wld u want?

Abacha!!!

Of course it does add up. Science is truly exceptional

Medical advances mean it will soon be possible to bring the dead back to life, a doctor claims. Modern techniques will enable a patient to be revived up to 24 hours after they stop breathing, Dr Sam Parnia says. The American critical care physician, who trained in London, said: ‘We may soon be rescuing people from death’s clutches hours, or even longer, after they have actually died.’ He claims the US actor James Gandolfini, star of The Sopranos – who died in June aged 51 in Rome – might have survived if he had suffered his massive heart attack in New York. ‘I believe if he died here, he could still be alive. We’d cool him down, pump oxygen to the tissues, which prevents them from dying,’ Dr Parnia told Germany’s Der Spiegel magazine. ‘Clinically dead, he could then be cared for by the cardiologist. He would make an angiogram, find the clot, take it out, put in a stent and we would restart the heart.’ Dr Parnia, whose new book on resuscitation science is called Erasing Death, said death should be reversible for many patients, providing they are in the right place getting the right treatment. ‘Of course we can’t rescue everybody and many people with heart attacks have other major problems,’ he said. ‘But if all the latest medical technologies and training had been implemented, which clearly hasn’t been done, then in principle the only people who should die and stay dead are those that have an underlying condition that is untreatable. ‘A heart attack is treatable. Blood loss as well. A terminal cancer isn’t, neither are many infections with multiresistant pathogens. In these cases, even if we’d restart the heart, it would stop again and again. ‘My basic message: The death we commonly perceive today in 2013 is a death that can be reversed.’ Dr Parnia, head of intensive care at the Stony Brook University Hospital in New York, said resuscitation figures tell their own story. The average resuscitation rate for cardiac arrest patients is 18 per cent in US hospitals and 16 per cent in Britain. But at his hospital it is 33 per cent – and the rate peaked at 38 per cent earlier this year. ‘Most, but not all of our patients, get discharged with no neurological damage whatsoever,’ he said, adding that it is a ‘widely held misconception’ – even among doctors – that the brain begins to suffer massive damage from oxygen deprivation three to five minutes after the heart stops. ‘In the past decade we have seen tremendous progress. With today’s medicine, we can bring people back to life up to one, maybe two hours, sometimes even longer, after their heart stopped beating and they have thus died by circulatory failure. ‘In the future, we will likely get better at reversing death.’ The techniques he advocates are not cryogenics – freezing the body immediately after death – but cooling it down to best preserve brain cells while keeping up the level of oxygen in the blood. This buys time to fix the underlying problem and restart the heart, he claims. He says that if someone collapses with a heart attack, call 999 then immediately place bags of frozen vegetables on them until the ambulance arrives, as it helps protect the brain. ‘It is possible that in 20 years, we may be able to restore people to life 12 hours or maybe even 24 hours after they have died. ‘You could call that resurrection, if you will. But I still call it resuscitation science.’

Dats really pathetic