Happy new year to:

The woman I am madly in love with: Luckygurl.

Spaxon

Lefulefu, the ukwu master.

Lalas247.

Airforce1

Sexybbstar

Shinarlaura

Sinaj

And all Nairalanders.

Luckygurl:


Shey I asked you the billion dollar question, you couldn't answer.

You went all silent and all of a sudden you spring up again

Remain silent like you've always been na, na beg I dey beg oo
Stop mentioning me all over nairaland else anti spambot will come for you

I can't remember the billion dollar question.

All I know is that I love you with all of my heart, my soul and my body.

Spaxon:
You're lucky boy.
I can't speak for her..... If she considers you. That should be from the impression u give her

Okay. Thank you. I love her and I will marry her.

Spaxon:

I'm just wondering wah kept u so busy.......
Must be productive o..

Obino no reply us again o..
Na slay king e be oo

I can see that you are Luckygurl's good friend. Help me talk to her to consider me. I love her very much. Thank you.

The OP, Paul, Peter, Jude and the mansion are all mad.

Any size as long as it matches the size of Luckygurl.

ChiefPiiko:
NairalandDss come and prevent suicide abi murder

It's love, bro.

Luckygurl:

Ohkk You'll meet them in due course
Can you catch a grenade for me
You can send the pm though..

I can do anything for you. I can die for you.

Luckygurl:




Ahh future e-hubby you're in a haste ooo

You've not even sought for the consent of my e-parents.

Is that how you use to do

Forgive me

I want to meet them as soon as possible. How can I go about it??

Luckygurl:






We'll settle down on nairaland.

Religious section moderators would be the officiating ministers. Family section peeps would serve as our relatives on ground, events section will take care of event planning, food section will make sure our guests receive first class treatment. Then after every every we'll go to sexuality section to consumate the e-marriage.

Perfect planning! One thing is remaining though, we've not chosen the date for the e-wedding, what's your preferred date?

Even though I want you for real, I will rather have a fantasy than nothing

I want it as soon as possible. The first Saturday of next year.

ROCE:

this pix of the son calling his dad idiot is rude

That is true.

Which kin husband be this

Good morning, brethren. Happy Sunday.

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Luckygurl:




Fornication?
You're back

It's me

Give me a chance, please. I am begging you. If you don't have a boyfriend, consider me. I am ready to settle down

If you don't mind, I can send a PM so we can get to know each other better offline. That is if you want.

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I am being prevented from posting pictures. What is wrong

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More coming You can add yours, though.