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Don't tell me you are thinking about creeping.

tope_teadr so if i give you my head,you go just pull am out.you heartless no be small,any way sha you funny ooohh

aaahhhhhhhh!  thats a goog one.you got me lol
some one please help me cos am laughing my head out.

Migines:
@rich dad
then she'll post
"WHY I DON'T VISIT TIGHT-FISTED FOLKS"
tho some people com "visiting" and all they want to hear is "what do we offer u?" even when u say som'n like "wuld u like to see a movie?" they re so carid away they culd say "yes please, rice will do"

aaahhhhhhhh! thats a goog one.you got me lol
some one please help me cos am laughing my head out.

I basically think that they are tired of their marriage,but instead of them to file for a divorced,they decided to have a open marriage.Their marriage isn't working so they decided to cover it up with open marriage,trying to fool themselves not us.they are just together becos of their kids period.Wackos

For the fact that she says she's missing you,that doesn't mean that she's in love with you.It might just be on a platonic level.

You have to make a research first of all to know which business is perfect for the area where you are living.I live in china and their trade fair is going on now,i will help you only when you come up with an idea of the kind of business you want to do.

Hell to the no!
But if they really want to legalize it,i think they should make the guns very cheap and the bullet very expensive that it will take a fortune to be able to buy one.

I am not only amazed by your word,i was moved at thesame time.We believers always give up when little things happen to us living the unbelievers to doubt wether their is God.we have to be strong and always ask God for his grace because it is sufficient for us and his strenght makes manfest in our weakness.

how nigeria go beta,wen we naijas join hands with foriegners con spoil our nation.if dem de critisize,we too go follow de critisize.na who de lose,no be us?their is power in every spoken word,atleast make we hail naija small,watch and see if naija no go beta.if u dey were dem dey tarnish our image,atleast make u use urself show example for dem to see.I AM PROUD 2 B A NAJARIAN ANYDAY ANYTIME.Na god wey put me dia no why.NO MATTER WHAT WE ARE STILL SURVIVING(SUFFERING AND SMILING).WHICH NATION WAN TRY. ;

I am an actress but only in china (twins missions).I dont have enough courage to venture into nollywood because of the odd stories we hear over here about our actors and actresses.

you reach yankee enter supermarket dey ask for agege bread.
your papa poor so tey na for dream una dey chop night food
your papa poor so tey na for febuary hin dey buy una christmas clothe
your mama is so fat that she couldn't even see her own toes
your mama is so dirty that one bottle of perfume can not stop her body odour for a day

your bia bia long so tay two dey fight one dey seprate den one dey go call police

den tell u say guvnor dey come yo house so u no con get elektroniks for house so u con go buy chicken and goat put for carton,as guvnor come con say make u put musik for am,na im u con cary broom stik shuk the goat and chicken for yanch
       wen you shuk de chicken hin go cry kukuruku
        wem you shuk the goat hin go cry mmmmeeee
         den you go say kimon baby

kukurukummekimonbaby.