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Even if past0r chris c d cheat e g0 0pt in...9ja u 2 gbaski..d tin pain me sha na 0nly 720mb i use...x0 sad |
English teams spending this summer Arsenal - € 0 Aston Villa - € 12.3m Cardiff City - € 10.5m Chelsea - € 33.3m Crystal Palace - € 8.3m Everton - € 11m Fulham - € 7m Hull City - € 8.6m Liverpool - € 26.8m Manchester City - € 111m Manchester United - € 1.8m Norwich City - € 28.5m Southampton - € 24.5m Stoke City - € 3.6m Sunderland - € 21.7m Swansea City - € 23.2m Tottenham - € 27m West Ham - € 18m What is your advice on this 4 ma mr economist expert WENGER |
TO THOSE WHOM GARRI HAS SAVE YOUR LIFE WEN HUNGRY FLASH U...PLACE YOUR COMMENT
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d0nt n0 d pr0blem 0f dz c0untry...i n0 if 0JB is 2 be celebrating is birthday 0r launching an album...celebrities all 0ver 9ja wud av c0m and present him wit l0t 0f m0ney,a car w0rth 0f 5milli0n,even champain w0t 0f a million...e.t.c...bt in a crucial m0ment lyk diz...he is aband0n...0l dy are waitin 4 nw is 2 gather f00lishly and sing 'TRIBUTE 2 0JB'.9JA NAWA0 |
av watched n cry 4 only 2 m0vi in ma lyf...n01 is M0THER INDIA...,vat w0man surfer die,e jez b lyk mk chuk vat b0z wit knife tru 0ur black and white tv ni n02 is TITANIC...E jez b lyk mk i g0 tru ma tv 2 gv 'di capri0' b0at ni...#cryin# |
e gbagbey 0shi 0,anyb0dy wey critisize saka mk e g0 die...if any 0f u was in is sh0e,u wil d0 dsame...saka i feel dat dance e ginger m paz AZ0NT0 0...EMA DAMI DUR0... |
G0d i dy pray mk 0ur examiner sleep...wen i wr0te mine |
2day i t0ld ma grl dt am tired 0f 0ur relati0nship..and she said,is dat an april fool 0r jez smtin u desire,bt u nw use 2day 2 spit it out c0z 0f w0t 2day is 0l abt...i turn 2 deaf and dump ni sha..til nw i neva cut d f0ne,stil tinkin 0f w0t 2 say? |
oya drop it as it h0t? |
maib u rite...let me jez say ma present 1 dd nat sh0w m m0r l0v dan ma X |
as f0r m,i'l ch00se ma ex c0z,w0t she was ma 4st l0ver n we share many l0vly mem0ry 2geda...i mis ha |
DESCRIBE YA GURL IN 1 W0RD...USING A CELEBRITY NAME;mine is 0M0T0LA J0LADE |
w0t 0f we,wey dy 0sunp0ly..,wen dem g0 share us lappy...mtcheew lecturer salary e n0 pay...na tablet e dy share.TABLET K0 CAPSULE NI |
nawa0,x0 em n0 dy luk cl0ud b4 abi,na wen em elect nu p0pe em c0n n0 say 1 angel dy up...una d0n drink GuM |
wen wil d admision list 4 2011/2012 b out?. |
i don dey try register about 2 days ago now.wetin happen,God help us. |
254 in my jamb nd i choose unad 1st choice- comp. Sci. nd 2nd choice- mathematics. |
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d form amount pls |
any body dat can identify diz guy is a great person
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chai
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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B nd B=C,it means A=C.Teacher ask 2 gv,xample 4 it.Stdnt said: sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter, it means i lur ur daughter, |
Dad 2 son: wen i beat u hw did u stop ur anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet Dad: Hw did it satify u? Son: I clean it wit ur toothbrush |
There r only 5 tins we need in life: Gud job,Gud food,Gud friends,Gud sleep & Gud _UCK.Whatever u are tinking, is right.Gud Day. |
A peson who can xplain COLOUR 2 a blind man can xplain everytin |
more 2 come. Loading,
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This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,to dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,20 dog,seconds dog!, Now read witout d word dog.
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Wife: my husband u av been stearing at our wedding certificate 4 d past 1 hour wot r looking 4 pls tel me Husband: dnt disturb me i'm looking 4 d expiring date, hahaha |
Dat picture no post but tk diz Teacher: peter,y r u late 4 skul again?peter: well,Miss,i dreamed dat i was playing football nd d game went 2 extra time, |
bad husband chai
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make u follow me bumber 2 jumper. Wait am cooking d jokes
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