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That phone reminds me of my ss1/ss2 days, felt like a boss with my N95. God bless ur hustle sha

KashyBaby:
Lol..what do u know abt Chinese cuisine ? Noodles & century eggs? and movie too? U r funny ! That's a short word of Netflix and chill..

I love chinese, i just cant afford to live on chinese everyday,there's a saying that warns against eating with all of ur fingers,nd besides saving up for a phantom. Y'all can also learn to treat us to a nice time once in a while so we don't feel like we're being used, sex is not enough.You can also rent the movie, it wont hurt ur pocket.

KashyBaby:
Yeaah surely they know ur trick that's y they keep declining.. someone u dated before must spilled the bean..maybe u juz offer plantain and orijin

Nxtime, go get some patron or ace of spade to chill...

So you're saying he should step up his game, what if the nigga doesn't live that lavish. why cant y'all just settle for movie and a nice Chinese cuisine??

Wake up around 12pm, skibi one, then watch arsenal shock Leicester, go to a bar, take a plate of nkwobi with some couple bottles of beer and dunhill switch to keep me relaxed, then make it back home in time to watch Man City take out anger on Spurs, Skibi two then go to bed.

Girls and money just have this strong bond, they are like lacasera and gala in traffic.

Rukkyola:
2MORO IS MY BIRTHDAY ,i dey find better husband.I go marry d ist person 2 wish me hapi birthday!
SO GET READY!
Make una no cari OYO give me o
OFF I GO! I GO OFF

Happy birthday

paulinemvp:
Hi guys, so I completed my registration filling just two states; Kaduna and Nassarawa *which I obviously didn't want* and now it's submitted and no way to edit. What can I do?

Why did you pick them at first?

You guys can give someone panic attack with the way y'all were ranting that lagos and abuja is no longer available...I was still able to choose the two states tho.

Rosey33:
Pls how did u go about it?

I checked my mail and it was there,buh i sent their support center a series of mail earlier...Have you seen yours?

Y'all should check your email for confirmation,i just got mine

I'm tired of refreshing my mail, whenever they send the link, i register. Nothing seems to be working in this country. #f*ck NYSC

ladyF:
Teach your kids how to drive at 15? The human being that made the minimum age18 wasn't in his right senses? Some people sef, this is so not safe!

Why don't you let him fly an airplane?

I don't quite agree with you, 15 is not a bad age to start, the brain is mature enough. I started driving when i was barely 14,by the time i was 15,i was out on major roads. It reduced my mom's workload cos i was running major errands for her and gave me the experience i have today and it even helped during my I.T cos my boss took a liking to me as he could send me anywhere. Lets leave story,If we had better quality of life, you wont have that opinion.

The most entertaining part of the match was when their coach started dancing, i couldn't stop laughing imagining how oliseh and those trumpet blowing handpicked naija spectators were feeling. The game was like watching toddlers play...No rhythm

So i noticed we hardly read or hear anything good about our nation other than stories like the president not congratulating a re-elected governor.
We need bills that actually improve the life of the masses, police reforms....etc not scandals
Obama is pushing for Gun control, he's not in a twitter fight with donald trump
#Young Nigerians are tired
We need to feel the government is protecting us, not pictures of dino melaye in different outfits
We don't want pictures
we want to be able to walk the streets at night and feel safe
We want to know the police can settle domestic conflicts not people taking laws into their hands.
We need to feel the change not photos of Buhari in a jet.
#wearetired

And how is that anybody's business...#AFRICANS worrying about other people's private life since the coming of Christ. Some of you have way worse guilty pleasures, as far as she hasn't committed any crime against humanity, its her business. Worry about the hunger in ur country and noy some babe exploring her youthful life.

Its ur cucumber, do whatever you like with it,why would I even want to eat cucumber when I can.........

Just lite a blunt nd watch ur whole emotion fall in place.

4 under duvet

healthyarena:
Keeping up with the kardashians nko? Guys would want that

I'd want that just for kylie

Love yourself by JB

oldtopics:
big D., handsome more money and more money and money dazall!!!!

Just say money this lady...our forefathers surely enjoyed dating wen ladies just love your personality, now its love for designer everything. That's why we're working sha, no bobo wan carry last.

Emac34:
Dude get sense abi mizquote

What are you trying to say. I don't comprehend

The heart wants what the heart wants. Not my business tho, I'll just lit my kush nd wallow.

Most guys will be like "mizquote" cos it seems she needs a man in her life. No men here just di*ks

We all have a different sense of appeal

lovelygurl:
Krass, wie kann man so dumm sein. Geh zum Arzt, du spinnst!

Wah language is this?

Pheals:
just feeding my eyes now

No harm in doing that.

Pheals:
Op is this what you study, all your lifetime

What were your eyes looking for??

flawlesRebirth:
and some guys find it very hard shaving theirs...infact i hardly come across guys with shaved prIV

Then u've been coming across the wrong guys.

Just hit the blunt, it's the person's lost. Have some ego

Zceesneh:
i want to say thunder fire u, did i told u that i do mastubate?

Op ur reply is childish, what if u masturbate. It's not something to be shy abt nd d dude was only trying to help. You sound like a 15 yr old illiterate

I usually don't comment, I honestly think you shouldnt have brought this to NL,too many hypocrites wishing they had d balls to gym. Lifting won't make you look like a skeleton with abs or rib or whatever they're saying. You just av to start slowly,build ur biceps first, get a dumbell to use at home and wear that shit out till it becomes paper weight cos u need ur arms to lift and don't forget to squats too. U also need supplements, cassilan 90 is a good choice if ure nt that buoyant.lastly go to bodybuilding.com you'll get help there not discouragement. Boost that confidence bro and remember it take you 4 weeks to notice changes and people around yu 8 weeks. Never give up d dream.