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Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by queendalyn(f): 7:44pm On Jan 17, 2016
Dear guys. When you visit a single lady, Please don't eat cucumber from her fridge o!


Only me might understand what I'm saying sha

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Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by queendalyn(f): 7:44pm On Jan 17, 2016

Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by obiorathesubtle: 7:47pm On Jan 17, 2016
if you like.. Continue.. Everyday for the thief.. One day for the owner



angryOne day, cucumber go enter, e no go gree comout again.

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Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by nerdfrost(m): 7:50pm On Jan 17, 2016
No wonda her V is wider than what I can't explain undecided
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Emac34: 7:53pm On Jan 17, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
if you like.. Continue.. Everyday for the thief.. One day for the owner



angryOne day, cucumber go enter, e no go gree comout again.
grin
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by doyinisaac(m): 7:54pm On Jan 17, 2016
grin grin grin I will eat it and then give her my own cucumber....



cucumber ti take over...

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Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jan 17, 2016
Why op?dont tell me u do cucumbate!! shocked cheesy

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Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by ClassCaptain(m): 8:01pm On Jan 17, 2016
doyinisaac:
grin grin grin I will eat it and then give her my own cucumber....



cucumber ti take over...

Lol G
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by IamLEGEND1: 8:02pm On Jan 17, 2016
cucumbators everywhere now!
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by ify84(m): 8:04pm On Jan 17, 2016
But why do they use cucumber, it's too big or fat...
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by crazygod(m): 8:08pm On Jan 17, 2016
Op, I dnt understand o. Last I checked, cucumber has high nutritional value. Why would you say a guy shouldn't eat cucumber in his gf's house
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jan 17, 2016
crazygod:
Op, I dnt understand o. Last I checked, cucumber has high nutritional value. Why would you say a guy shouldn't eat cucumber in his gf's house

Lol, look at this guy, are you being sarcastic or what?
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Penssuwa(m): 8:20pm On Jan 17, 2016
Very soon, you go graduate from cucumber to pestle.

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Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Chazzyboy: 8:22pm On Jan 17, 2016
queendalyn:
Dear guys. When you visit a single lady, Please don't eat cucumber from her fridge o!


Only me might understand what I'm saying sha
how do u mean honey
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jan 17, 2016
smh
Girls really are suffering cos of eve's sin cry
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by perkyendy(m): 8:30pm On Jan 17, 2016
queendalyn:
Dear guys. When you visit a single lady, Please don't eat cucumber from her fridge o!


Only me might understand what I'm saying sha

Hahahahaha!
dirty you
hahahaha
badt guy

This is what happen when you eat cucumber from her fridge ba
http://seyiadesina.com/word/brothers-shine-your-eyes-it-could-be-makeup
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Csami(m): 12:35am On Jan 18, 2016
After you open another thread titled "my hole don dey like well, please help"
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by kokoA(m): 12:58am On Jan 18, 2016
Aunty chichi told me back in primary 3 to always wash my fruits with a pinch of salt in water before eating tongue
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by Akious2k2(m): 12:59am On Jan 18, 2016
ify84:
But why do they use cucumber, it's too big or fat...
I'm not sure though... But e b like say cucumber get grade nah

@OP - Are u saying after using d cucumber, u put it back in d fridge?
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by sundoj08(m): 1:42am On Jan 18, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
if you like.. Continue.. Everyday for the thief.. One day for the owner



angryOne day, cucumber go enter, e no go gree comout again.

Then she'll open another thread asking for Help on how to get cucumber out. undecided
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by vicstar(m): 3:43am On Jan 18, 2016
girls doing crazy tinz since 16bc lipsrsealed , I pity u d day it will break inside undecided , I pray say NLer go post d thread make we see grin retardz!!!
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by lumydee44: 6:34am On Jan 18, 2016
Its ur cucumber, do whatever you like with it,why would I even want to eat cucumber when I can.........
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by winkmart: 10:08am On Jan 18, 2016
HMMMM, CUCUMBER ...I SEEE



ARE YOU A BLOGGER? CHECK MY SIGNATURE
Re: Don't Do This When You Visit A Girl Or Your GF by rattlesnake(m): 12:58pm On Jan 18, 2016
queendalyn:
Dear guys. When you visit a single lady, Please don't eat cucumber from her fridge o!


Only me might understand what I'm saying sha
hahahahahahahahahahahaah oro buruku ni yi ooooo grin

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