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Gidoka:
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe
announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven
is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba
for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without
minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls
are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched
frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad
people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she
stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written: 'tarty tausanh'!
Olodumare!!!!!!
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand. Fine face, no
brains.
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schumastic:
cus only them create such threads and if you doubt me check most similar threads

Durentt:
OK, now show d whole nairaland how stewpid u are. Go ahead.

schumastic:
this the thread i was talking about

alaskido:
@LoveU2, I do not have a 4 or 6 pack but I have an amusement park and my babe loves it so much. Go hug a transformer.

KingCheezyPuff:
Yeah it is.Thank you.

TonyeBarcanista:
Never knew she is non Nigerian. Perhaps, she isn't informed enough or she has an agenda.

RaDaZaBaNa:
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Yes sir
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UIA04:
No hate but she fell for the ugliest of the three. Maybe he has the best character
The one in stripped tie in second pic is.. Omg
I would love to have multiple twins or triplets like these

coolsix:
Calling him a nuisance doesn't deserve ban? It's only a suggestion? Telling him to go to India forum(racist statement) isn't deserving of a ban? I laugh.

I'm also reporting the post. Let the mods see it well.

Cc Seun Mynd44 Lala

makapella:
:oOnila abi onilla d virgin gal is still around?
Tot she moved

StarOnEarth:
Hey girl, that lady was so harsh on the OP you didn't tell her to grow up, this trend is not and insult on you guys I wonder why most of you are taking it personal
Well no harsh feelings tho
Gat much love for my local babes.

Speeechless3:
My dear typical shallow brain...I blame our educational system. Gone are the days when men thought over a thing thoroughly before voicing out.

These days they talk anyhow, like kids. Growing up i had so much fear and reverence for the malefolk but i cant say if its the same today. Things have gone awry

Few are still sane tho.

StarOnEarth:
Amebo who put your mouth for mata now.

StarOnEarth:
Is it the OP that created you to be ugly
Why the hate na

HateU2:
Y do u choose dis moniker self