Were u guyz at d auditorium yesterday? If not u missed WORDS!!! Bankole spit fire!!! MTN funlink @ d SUB arena dis evening. Dont miss out. This's d way d SUG welcome freshers onboard.

CONGRATULATION!!! To u all. 4yrs journey don begin b dat. Sowry 4 al d troubles n rumbles dat hapn during d course of ur waiting. Now is time 4 us to come togeda as brodas n sistas. @al especially bug, 'l really like to meet u. If u'r gonna b in skul 2day, check on me in chemistry dept beside SLT. Or flash me n ama call u back. 08066497196. ONE LUV KEEP US 2GEDA!!! Once again, CONGRATS!!

@kally, point of order!!! I understand alot, I did IT n av faced HR's. Am not claiming k? I am in ni. Might av been using collective noun b4 but on dis issue, m not generalising. Those words r 4 bedbug. Screw bigboirism!!! Its 4 freshers n mind u, m d simplest person u can ever come across in sciences but d boi just toyed with my patience. He's been doing it 4 a while but didnt reply. Had to serve him a cup of coffee so he can tread softly. Do u copy?

Leo whatever, b4 u dilute/titrate. Read in btw lines n sit ur brain down to grab d info. And pls, stop using political n newspaper phrase 4 me cos we r not mate.

Told myself dat I aint gonna trade wordz with u cos a finalist is far different 4rm an admsn seeker not even a fresher. But at dis juncture, my patience has been stretched to its elastic limit n just av to drop dis. Just a little spit. Words learned 4rm d pages of newspaper seems to b d order of ur wack sentence.
I aint no fool 4 keepn mute to ur insults al dis while, igi imu jina sori by far!!! Aint ur peer in al ramification. Ur ignoramous brain dat's filled with some craniological tumor, intoxicated with hemorrhage n garnished with cadiovascular imbalances need a neurosurgeon to b corrected. Anyways wouldnt b surprised if ur admsn is hanged cos it 'l just b a waste of spot if eventually unilorin ''keran mero''. U'r nothing but just a buffon. El idiota!!! Just a tip of an iceberg cos 'm still diplomatic bout it. If afterwards u gbemu again, ama throw diplomacy in d air n whip ur ass, u punk.

Why r u so stubborn n stupid like dis uh? Dont u av ears? I said list 'l b out in dec n u'l resume in jan. Wats difficult 4 u to comprehend dere? Abegi!!! E lo simi jo(go n rest) n stop giving urself unecessari hypertension. No hard feeln!!!!!

Sorry y'al, No admsn till january. Dats d gospel truth. Ur list wil b out in dec. n u r to resume in Jan.
And to u FAKE admsn predicter, u urself neva get admsn, u don dey predict 4 pple of which most if not all r wrong.
I ain't telln u 'm a saint either but d real info b say resumptn has been suspended til January 4 jambites n its ally. The Gospel Truth,

Dear aspiring fresherz.
Eyin naa ti ri bo she n lo nisin!
A yoruba adage says "adan dorikodo oun wose eye".
E ma fara le o, !
Once again, al d best!!!

Have u ever wondered y d list is being delayed dis long?
Am afraid to tell u but ur jamb score n O level result MIGHT b ur determining factor cos post ume is just crossed out.
Them, d staff wil neva tell u d real truth why d list hasn't been released, careless set of pple

@bug
think u need to learn some moral decadance. really dont like using fowl language 4 todlers like u, no hard feelns bro.
@all a lot of promises v been made, ppls prediction were wrong concerning ur status.
I recall vividly 2wks ago wen I told u guys dat unilorin gat no time 4 u, but was downcasted
n taken 4 granted. think ya all is aware bout wats cooking now. wont say more dan dat k, only time will tell BUT, ?

Honestly, ignorance is disturbing al ds admsn seekers. Whr d heck do u guys get ur info 4rm? U just hear rumour 4rm an undisclosd source n d nxt thg is u paste in a public forum. U guys need a psychological rebirth seriously. U r here wasting ur time on nairaland even to d tune of sleepless nite. Pls, ! Free urself 4rm ds madness cos unilorin does nt give a "deam" bout u. Year in year out, same story. 'Am very close to ds, am close to dat', he said ds n dat. who cares if ur dad be pro-chancellor?
Let ur mind b at rest n stop giving urself sleepless nite cos it ain't worth it. Y'al r clamouring to get admitd abi? I bet u, if u get admitd, u'il b prayn to just get out of d skul even wen u'r stil a yr one student. So, sit, relax n chill 4 d list k.
4 al d faculty of science student, we shall meet on orientatn day.
G.O.O.D.L.U.C.K, !

U knw wat, U guys shouldn't disturb urself, as i've said earlier, al ds drama wil come to an end afta 23rd. 4 now, dey gat no time 4 freshers cos deir convocatn is paramount.
No hard feelin bro.

I cant but stop laughing @tee.
Mennn! The guy dey try, he's d best *englishes*lol lecturer we have.
Pls can u step aside n reconstitute ur dummy big black african mentality brain n give room 4 d serious minded ones in here.
On admsn, I can c schoolars rising 4rm dis thread. U guys r epitome of an indispensable knowledge. Keep it up y'al.

Since my GSE result is out now.
To al admsn seekers in d house, contrary to my earlier opinion bout d freshers list. Its 100% possible dat d list will b released b4 convocation.
Now 400l students can now register cos dey've uploaded deir result. Am wishing y'al al d best n hope u'r set 4 d stressful journey. Ko easy o, !

Seemz most of d active posters on dis tred r admsn seekers. I feel 4 u n can really undastand wat it feels like. The truth is after oct 23rd, everythg is gonna b alright. The main reason 4 d delay is cos of d GSE 301 result dat was canceld n had to b retaken on thur n fri. Without d result coming out, registratn cannot start cos most final yr stds wont knw their CGPA. And coupld wt convocatn, u guys shuld just b patient n believe in urself. Wishing u al d best.

Why r u guyz disturbing urself? U may run crazy due to all dis anxiety post. The truth is, 4 now, unilorin doesn't av time 4 freshers list. Mayb after 23rd of oct which is convocation, the list will b released. All their resources av been diverted to d forthcoming convocation. So pls chelax abeg!!! Am presently in skul n nothing much is hapening except d xam I did.

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Wishing u guyz al d best. also felt like dat 3yrs ago.

And d hour is, !
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The fear of UNIYONU is d begining of wat? @jambites

TO ALL JAMBITES,
Dont b decieved by ds unhealthy cutoff thg, I guess d guy dat paste dat find weakness n ignorance in u cos u not into d system. Is he d senate dat 'l decide on admsm list? Free ds thread abeg. Ur post UME is da bomb, so keep prayn cos come resumptn, wanna c y'al.

Right beside austino along university road.

Prof Ayorinde ain't d senate, so d decision is gonna b taken by d senate which comprises of deans and top academics. As regards to 70, dunno 4 now but think it means dat, 70 above wil b considered first. No panicking, Wish u guyz al d best.

No specific date yet but guess early october.

Ain't nothing like a semester accomodatn.

30k self contain house @tanke ain't visible but gat space @my lodge for 48k.

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