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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Yahoo Boys Do This And You Will Never Be Caught by lymelyte(m): 10:42am On Apr 25
johnog4sure:
This update is only for those who wants to clean up. And it's for only those in 'dating' I will think of solution for other categories of yahoo later. I have started an NGO and we are running a campaign called "whiteyahooyahoo" it is to educate yahoo boys that the effort they put in crime if put in legit business they will still be very rich. As a software developer I want a build an app for "Romance as a service" all yahoo boys into dating scam should register and update their profile, no effect can arrest you because you're now legally offering romance as a service and getting paid, and what they called "impersonation" will be called "persona" meaning you can switch persona as your clients demands it. You can be a soldier, a female, male... anything. After all a girl at silicon valley built an AI chat app which keeps millions of users company. Ours is even better because it will be real humans! Mod take this this to FP let me see how much support we can get, before setting up a team
this cannot work in a realistic world..Ideally,it might work but realistically,it won't..IDENTITY is a big thing now and the powers that be wants one identity per individual in a realistic world.
Business / Re: US Seeks 3 Years Prison Term For Binance Founder, Changpeng Zhao by lymelyte(m): 10:14am On Apr 25
johnog4sure:
God bless him, I know several guys who would have gone into crime if not crypto, I didn't benefit directly but many young dudes built houses, got married started other businesses because of binance, he is indeed a blessing
tell them..dem nor know wetin CZ do for boiz. CZ shine light for alot of youngsters/men..
Business / Re: US Seeks 3 Years Prison Term For Binance Founder, Changpeng Zhao by lymelyte(m): 6:35am On Apr 25
JimohMomoh:
CZ the boss himself. Many years ago when trading of cryptocurrency looked like rocket science, this man made it simple as ABC. Millions of people in Nigeria owe him thanks because he made the 8 years of Buhari's disastrous Government not to affect them.

Instead of running to China to hide, he took a bullet for us and his company Binance not to be liquidated by paying billions of $dollars in fines to SEC.

Everyone make mistakes in life and the mistake you made was opening a branch in the United States and allowing people without KYC to trade on your platform in it's early stage.
Serve your prison sentence in peace and you will come out a world hero.
many thanks to CZ..

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Crime / Re: Jewish Woman Kidnapped And Raped In Paris Suburb by lymelyte(m): 1:17pm On Apr 24
shortgun:

Ironically, do you know there are girls who enjoy beating and forceful sex?
As wild as it may sound many girls have that desire to experience violent love making.
very true. It is a usually a trauma from the past for some of the girls who enjoy forceful and violent sex.
Business / Re: Whatโ€™s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by lymelyte(m): 7:47am On Apr 23
Tallesty1:
When you finally get it enough, you will realise that it doesn't
that's a fact.. Truth be told, you don't even need to be excessively rich to begin to see and realize it..

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Computers / Re: Man In Pains After Scammer Sold Him "Apple Tile" Disguised As Macbook by lymelyte(m): 6:12pm On Apr 19
grin grin
ObaKlaz:
The first man to use Apple Tile Pro Max. cheesy grin
Travel / Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by lymelyte(m): 7:41am On Apr 19
santos247:
I need rands. Pls who has and what rate?
how much rands?
Celebrities / Re: The American Lady Davido Was Kissing Confirms The Video Of Him Begging Is Real by lymelyte(m): 12:15pm On Apr 16
CrossRhodes:

Further proof that you need more than just money to bag and keep a woman.

You need game....

She don chop his money move on and he's crying like a simpy wimpy ass bit.ch
Naaaaa I'm pissed.
BIG FACTS.. I always tell youngster.it is not enough to work on yourself financially only,when you work on yourself, work in totality.. Improve everything nor just your financial life..

With all your money,if you don't have game,you will always struggle with women. With only money,all you will ever attract is Gold diggers and Excavators.
Romance / Re: Things You Don't Want To Hear As A "Man" During Sex by lymelyte(m): 5:57am On Apr 12
VinnyBaba:


U don Put Everything inside? ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
na ocean na u go swim inside? grin

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Education / Re: Masturbation Notice At The University Of Waterloo, Toronto by lymelyte(m): 3:35pm On Apr 07
Desusi:

Its because you have not lived with them before. They are more horrible in behavior and morally bankrupt. A lady had once pleaded to kiss me and at the same time asked me if l would like to Bleep her?In beauty she was like angel.
facts.. They are real definition of weirdos..
A straight white man will leave his wife out home and goes to a hoe to get his ass bleeped.. undecided grin. He will still claim to be straight.. Weirdos cheesy
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by lymelyte(m): 1:31pm On Apr 06
luminouz:

No give shi-shi!!!

That's how you handle billing from billers!!!
I don't agree with you.. You should only give to people who truly deserve it and not because she is a lady with a hole BTW her legs and who hasnt proof her self..
When you date enough girls,you will be able to decipher the bugs out asap..

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by lymelyte(m): 1:27pm On Apr 06
PhillipPHD:
Can someone kindly give a holistic approach of how a financially comfortable redpill guy should handle billing from ladies?

As a guy whoโ€™s evidently neither broke nor stingy, how can one handle billing?

I'm waiting for this response truly..

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by lymelyte(m): 3:33pm On Mar 31
lymelyte:
Hello gurus please help. My redmi 10c went from showing Google assistant on its own to power on/reboot interface. Now it reboots back and forth showing the MO powered by andriod logo.. Please help.
please help
Foreign Affairs / Re: US To Send More Bombs And Warplanes To Israel by lymelyte(m): 3:05pm On Mar 31
The usa is truly protecting something not seen the layman can't see...Isreal is the trade route to all of the most precious resources from oil to gold,diamonds etc..
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by lymelyte(m): 1:03pm On Mar 31
Hello gurus please help. My redmi 10c went from showing Google assistant on its own to power on/reboot interface. Now it reboots back and forth showing the MO powered by andriod logo.. Please help.
Travel / Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by lymelyte(m): 6:45pm On Mar 27
Hi gurus,Has anyone renewed his or her passport within south africa? Help
Career / Re: Excel, SQL, Tableau, Power BI, Python - Earn From Home by lymelyte(m): 2:46am On Mar 16
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Family / Re: Marriage Is Now Useless, No Discipline by lymelyte(m): 12:06am On Mar 16
Seunpapa65:
It's crazy but marriage no be bean imagine waking up everyday to be seeing the same person for eternity u sef go tire
I tire.. The thing nor make sense..
It's like eating only rice for the rest of your life which is not even healthy.. grin
Politics / Re: US Court Orders Ex-Binance CEO, Changpeng Zhao To Surrender All Passports by lymelyte(m): 6:40am On Mar 14
All this na wash.. Crypto has come to stay.. No one can stop crypto..If Us like,make dem destroy binance,Another solid platform will take its place..

I REPEAT. NOTHING CAN STOP CRYPTOCURRENCY.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Essence Of This Life? by lymelyte(m): 5:29pm On Mar 11
TheBillyonaire:
The essence?

If you knew everything and have everything, what will you be doing?

Play games and watch movies. But what of playing a character in your own movie?

What about playing any role on any script, or just playing old school virtual games in a holographic ensoulment?

I guess the answer is in the questions.
please breakdown sir..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Essence Of This Life? by lymelyte(m): 4:54pm On Mar 11
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Romance / Re: She Took My Number And Now Claims To Be In A "Serious Relationship" by lymelyte(m): 2:18pm On Mar 08
Dyfynezz12:

Check the age of the girl he is talking abt
She is a Gen Z
Most of them dnt want serious relationship,serious relationship calls for responsibilities and they ain't ready for responsibilities,they just want to Bleep nd go.

Most guys in the game like us av understood that nd we ain't looking for serious relationship,the earlier u learn that as a guy the better 4 u

If u like there there dey find loyal girlfriend na u know.

If u get close to any 17_23yr old girl nd see what they do u will weep cox of ur future wife.

Na public forum be this no be everything we gats talk!!
na true u talk ..u really dey street. grin
Gen z girls are not linear..they will like to Bleep u,fckur friends,fckkk ur dad and everyone else..They love exploration..
Romance / Re: She Took My Number And Now Claims To Be In A "Serious Relationship" by lymelyte(m): 10:58am On Mar 08
Dyfynezz12:
Say she get boyfriend no mean say u no fit bang her.
Some guys don't know that most girls don't like guys asking them to date them,just strike a friendly relationship with them nd be eating the puna.
Allow them to continue having their serious relationship in peace
facts G...

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Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Enjoy Going Down On A Female? by lymelyte(m): 10:52am On Mar 08
Chasito:
I find it disgusting, because each time I remember that blood, urine and some other fluid that pass through that place, I no dey reason to suck am. cheesy
some guys are walking dead bodies but they don't just know it cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Enjoy Going Down On A Female? by lymelyte(m): 10:51am On Mar 08
MrCork:


So u rada suck priiiick than to go down on a woman when the world full of beautiful women...corrrrect?. Brother,Technically u are gay
but u are not aware . 0ur job has men is to please women & if u cant go down on a woman, u are in deny..u are gay. Pirrriod. Why are u gay sir??!(no oofencse) angry
you nor well..I swear. grin cheesy
Na man like you girls dey use clean ground cheesy. So for your mind,Any guy when nor give girl bj na gay abi? You don go smoke again.. cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Enjoy Going Down On A Female? by lymelyte(m): 6:38am On Mar 08
This is why most girls think that they are the price.. Giving everything you come across bjs.. I fear una shocked

Even some girls dey vex for una..spit..

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Health / Re: .. by lymelyte(m): 1:28am On Mar 05
AsaBlackheart:


First time is always crazy.
Now you have to control yourself because, trust me, you will get the craving for that experience again.
too sweet..less is more grin
Business / Re: How Can I Make Money From Sport Betting Everyday by lymelyte(m): 8:43am On Feb 19
MONEY247:
Please, anyone with a guidance or ideas should, lend help....
This Sapa season will surely pass
Don't waste your time on betting. Go and learn a viable skill.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by lymelyte(m): 11:06pm On Feb 11
The ivorian couldn't shoot thier way to goal at first,then they switch to wings and pull out which broke the defence due to zonal marking by Nigerian team.
It was just a matter of time,before the pressure breaks the wall..There was no bite from the nigerian team until they conceded.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by lymelyte(m): 10:46pm On Feb 11
The pressure was too much... I was expecting the coach to bring in midfielder to hold the game off..
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs DR Congo: AFCON2023 3rd Place Play-off (6 - 5)pen On 10 Feb 2024 by lymelyte(m): 11:07pm On Feb 10
Tranquility2345:


You are right o. They are all going middle while the guy just dey dive up and down grin
south africa gk dives alot. He should stay in the middle.

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