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kaboninc:
I said, according to Francis, he found dearpreye's ribs somewhere in Warri

I don't know if Francis ribs is scattered all over the surface of the earth but I do know that mine is INTACT!

by the power invested on me as a romaniology agent I declare yours missing say Amen to that

Cutehector:
Moved with pity.... Lord please bless me so I can be an instrument of charity, amen

would you mind if I run an NGO with you?

kaboninc:
My ribs are in tact.

I think it is dearpreye, Francizy said he saw it somewhere in Warri

I know of depreye's but francizy's being in warri is what I can't fathom.

I discovered recently that a man's rib is scattered in all the surface of the earth so am not surprise about the new development even though I still have my doubt

francizy:
Accident on front page (in Warri)...

So painful...

My dear is disheartening, what a sad day for them.....RIP to the dead and quick recovery to the survivors.

francizy, kaboninc and depreye , have read ribs...ribs...ribs... from you guys but am yet to find out whose is missing even with the aid of my periscope I still can't get a clear view. Can someone pls tell me who has lost his ribs?

francizy:
Wait make I ask Lyntiffany if she see any rib way drop for ground, else, then it might be Preye who lost a rib...

I can only see one rib on the ground and it seems is francizy's but not quite sure need my periscope so I can have a clear view

kaboninc:
Lol.

Them sabi themselves. One even say the other get soft side.

your not serious......

kaboninc:
Francizy, I am doing a remix of R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet, featuring Tiffy and will be produced by you. So start cooking the beat man. We are going places bro....



Morning Tiffy.

good morning dear what's cooking in the Lord's kitchen?

francizy:
So who and who will be trapped in that closet?

kaboninc pls your being summoned here....come and clear francizy on who will be trapped in the closet you created.

Meanwhile good morning, hope you slept well?

francizy:
She sells Carbon dioxide gases..

That her market product get k- leg o! Beamborla why nah?

francizy:
What's to be produced here? Movie or a song?

According to kaboninc he said is " Trapped in the closet" By R kelly.

As our producer you should have known by now.

Beamborla:
Francizy, comman tell her

oh! dear his already asleep, am sure he will do that tomorrow.

Good night and have sound sleep.

kaboninc:
The sweet soft francizy.....

Am so believing this.

I need to call it a day ma'am.

Nice chatting with you. And please, allow him into the bedroom tonight. He won't peeee on the bed. Lol.

same here, have a pleasant night rest.

Beamborla:
would just give the three of you a demo. including francizy

pls dear demo on what?

kaboninc:
hahahaha.

Francizy? Wrestle Maniac 6?

I laugh in wazobia! I'll so pooooound him ni. Lol.

Don't you want to be a super star?



Haven't you heard of that song Trapped in the Closet? Ask dearpreye. He's the author. His opening post just described it.

yea i have sang by R kelly.

hmmmm! want to but it totally depends on area of specialization.

I know about his soft nature but can't attest to his dragon kind of life

dearpreye:
That's the most noble and beautiful life any mortal can seek. Truth is ease. Truth is peace. Truth is life.

every human seeks for the beam of truth but falters on the way in quest for it.It's a rare gift given to mankind but hard to attain.

kaboninc:
Lol. All these new words sef.

Am not turning into an Akon joor. Am considering doing a remix of "Trapped in the Closet" featuring Tiffany, produced by Francis! What do you think?

For the tidiology, we can continue somewhere cozy and convenient. Do you work?

hmmmm with francizy being the producer? that will be wrestle mania6 but wait a minute, am I the only one to future in the movie? naaaa am not sure.....pls who is beign trapped in the closet?

Yea I do.

dearpreye:
Tell me more about it!

Don't want to indulge you on long epistles so am gonna summarise it for you:- I hate false life, deceit and pretense, love being straight forward, dishing it out raw don't care who it affects or hurts as long as it's true and genuine I have no qualms with the image before me.

kaboninc:
Lol.

Oh Chineke!

What's does "adulting" mean?

Lol. I just can't see your eyes clearly. Am not "entering" your eyes nau. Its not clear. See my dp.

You'll kee somebori oh.

it's the opposite of the sentence "are you kidding me" ?
hmmmm kabo lov you wan turn akon? now your singing #look me in my eyes#
Haba! kill you for what? I can't do that not to you at least..... you have to stay alive and complete the tidiology 101you started

dearpreye:
I love being ME!

oh! that's my emblem, logo, trademark, you can also attribute it as my motto the fact is I love being Me, no photocopy

kaboninc:
Lol.

The eyes are not clear. Can't see through.

Who knows, we may have crossed path before. This world is a small one.

you can't see through my eyes ! are you adulting me? kaboninc dearie, Wetin you dey search for the inner room of my eyes you wan turn am "for your eyes only"

dearpreye:
Didn't see that design before! Choiii!!!

head swells but pls what design?

kaboninc:
Your face looks familiar.

I fear the eyes.

are you serious? well am not sure we've crossed- path before.

why the fear? is it scintillating to you or otherwise

dearpreye:
Na only you wake come? See beauty!

no be only me o! we plenty thanks dearie I appreciate

kaboninc:
Hehehehe....

Dreams come true swerry!

Dreams come true. No matter how long it takes, dreams do come true.

some don't my dear and am most certain of this one....remember you have the all seeing eye watching you from his most valued abode

His watching.........

kaboninc:
My rodiluis odolondolosis was so active, ranchy, galant and charged to take on the experiment with you.


But your honolosis potologolis was just not co-operating and that was why you had to retake my course for four years.

mr lecturer you only wish this your experiment happened but alas! it can only happen in your dream island in centuries to come

kaboninc:
Hehehehehe....MizMyColi, coman see new words oh...

Chai, I taught her very well..

Tiffy, can you remember the book on The Anatomy of Boobi.es, Chapter 419 - Tidology?

I taught you that when the nipoloes in the anotomy of the apples occupier, come in touch with a succu.lent wet, chewing gum lippy (under Lipology), it creates a nuclear charge, rendering her jerking non-stop, and sends her to the 9th cloud of the heavens estate. You remember I called it orgasmology?

You are a good student dear.

Just that we never had an experiment....

how come you know all these as my lecturer and you allowed your only apple boobsies to elude you? Of course we couldn't carry out an experiment cos your rodiluis odolondolosis was not encouraging ever.

okay.

kaboninc:
Oh dear, what kind of meat have you not tasted?



There should be an apple booby....how come you know that word "booby"

I used to have a babe who has an apple booby....

You haf see things oh

see things for where? I never even start to dey grind beans you dey complain.
Have you forgotten those days you use to lecture me on boobsiology? you were quite an outstanding teacher on romansiology...........Then the booby is much more in existence you only need to reclaim it back.

kaboninc:
Swerryyy,

Nothing is impossible dear. When you're determined, like I am, the heavens is just your starting point.

Because of the pisure on your profile, the body sef na correct meat oh. Pepper soup things. I will have to start walking my way up where you are. Or can't you be reached?

*I hope franc.izy is not viewing me *


Please find me a picture of apple things joor....don't derail!

yep I cant' be reached......I said it you exhibit the traits of a cannibal

uhmmmm! it seems apple booby has gone into extinction

kaboninc:
Hehehehehe....

If I was a canni.....bal, don't you think you would taste so sweet, yummy and delicious?

I would start with you nau.....

even if you can, you have to reach me first and you know that's impossible

kaboninc:
Do somechim joor.

Give me wharrrr I want.

You know men giggle at what we see...

exercise a little more patient, remember "a patient dog eats the fattest bweast" said that cos it seem to me your a canni......bal