₦airaland Forum

kaboninc:
HEHEHEHEH....

Well, we eat it by licking or sucking it.

Still waiting oh

naaaa i totaly disagree with you, you can only bite and chew apple not the other way round, aha! have caught you don't tell me your a cannibal.


Can't seem to find it..... still searching

francizy:
**Spanks her big bum** oya come hia jor..

oh! my dear francizy thought you were romantic? with this harshness, I won't dare to get close to you

francizy:
I love this freedom of association bestowed upon me by the supreme justice of the love court of Nigeria.. I'll make the most out of it..

carry-on who cares *** runs inside my bedroom sobbing uncontrollably

francizy:
Pointers for me..

ok good for you.

Specialist900:
don't go this route denying your dear francizy in public. I can see the end and it isn't palatable

oh! pls..... he understands but if he decides to go that route I will

Specialist900:
keep him o. Infact I'm no longer friends with him

alright but he ain't my friend either

kaboninc:
Yes oh...that's my spec. They call me the Apples Man!

I would lovve to see it. Can you help look for it?

I hope Francizy won't mind....

leave him out of this you called for help am here to help, am out searching for it will give you feed back as soon as possible.


Love your nickname "the apples man" like the sound of it but we don't lick or suck apple so why the name?

kaboninc:
Is there no apple kind of boo.bs?

why not? there is, is that your spec?

francizy:
I don't like oganigwe boobs jor

Medium to small is my spec

francizy romanus is at it again pls kindly point out your spec from the boob chart below

francizy:
Hehehehehe, am a bushy to the core oh.. English dey even hard me speak self.. When I become the president of this country, I'll make our official language "pidgin". On the pammy levels, if we don't consume our local products, then how do we develope this gadam kwantry?

See how Malaysia came to Nigeria and picked up palm kernel seeds (we must have looked at them like mugus then), but now, the palm kernel fruit's one of the things growing their economy exponentially..

Very soon, another country will come and take our pammy seeds and next, we will begin importing packaged palm wine..

your right actually but still don't remove the fact that I don't like it unless you will give me a reason to.

francizy:
No way! That's not right jor..

tell me about that pls?

francizy:
Hehehehehe, fortunately for me, I don't take alcohol (except fresh pammy), so wipe out the bolded..

never knew I have been walking with a bush man between I don't like palm wine either.

francizy:
LoL.. Me no fit let you rest na.. Told you from the onset that am a very troublesome sambory..

Like the troubles but you need a break don't you think so

Smhart1:
Exactly my sister, one just nEed this thing called brain to deal with every situation

seriously when your dealing with them you only gat to be smart and wiser.God will help us with the species called men.

This APC government go sweet die chopping money government a.k.a. pack of lies.

Smhart1:
I used to be like that but you know Nigerian guys they prefer you being the otherwise

your right dear, they prefer the opposite.

but is it all about size?

sameer1212:
LOL. Cry u an ocean? What for? Babe I dey pity u ni cos BUHARI was not responsible for your BF to dumped up

your better of ignored numbskull and pls try to correct the jargon you wrote up there.

UnknownT:
They have their brooms nah, which other wands do they seek?

alright I rest my case.

sameer1212:
Una go die on top of BuHARI matter Wailing wailer.

cry me an ocean

UnknownT:
lol. No b blood hotting something oh. Na dem use am as campaign promise, so na beg we dey, we dey give dem permission to use magic once e end Boko Haram

yea I understand but it won't be a bad idea if you provide them with uhmmmm! what is it called again? aha! magic wand, that can help you know that?

Yea have heard about it from Amazon website but din't put much interest in it........ but wait who doesn't know that anti- Christ will emerge from Islam? it's only but a common sense cos they hate anything that have to do with Christ.

UnknownT:
We don't care if you guys use magic to defeat them. This is not camelot that banned magic and witchcraftry

Nigeria don turn Merlin to you, bro your blood dey hot o!

81? wow amazing! he looks fresh and stronger than pa Buhari, what a rare gift.

Congrats to you wise one.

So so bad news for this Monday morning.

RIP man..

Bad news and death shall be far from me and my fellow Nairalanders,



Amen.

O what a wicked world we dwell in ! this is most inhuman, diabolic and mischievous act from the daughter of Jezebel, and to imagine the poor Rose will be walking down the aisle soon is disheartening.

RIP Rose.

What can I say but End time........

Specialist900:
No. No deal. I'll only consider if we'll be talking over malt, fayrouz and coke

o! pls whatever that rocks your boat as long as his yours for some minutes....I ain't gat problems with that.

Specialist900:
then we're not discussing no more. Afterall I don't like barns, i prefer silos

oh! dear that's solely for grains am sure your not a bird hmmmmm I can accommodate you as long you won't bite

Specialist900:
now I'm envious of him. Can the barn accommodate 1 more person

uhhhhm! sorry dear strictly for one

Specialist900:
it is too much a time. I wouldn't even want him for 1 second.


Pls keep him. Pamper him and you won't have a cause to release him

all that you mentioned is been taken care of but like the saying goes " all work and no play makes francizy a sorry ass" so it will be in our interest you steal him, you guys can do guys nights out over a bottle of Moet and chamdon imperial nectar rose, what do you think?

Specialist900:
hope there is sufficient yam in the barn for him to eat

of course yes! enough to last him centuries.

Specialist900:
you can't get tired of him and it won't be by me you'll get tired of him

ahh! haba! specialist dear am not asking for much, am I? just steal him away for some hours....hmm ok some minutes hope that's not much of a time for you?