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I know my tables, I'm not a waiter
But I'm serving u love calculus
Until I go off the tangent
In this poetic geometry I won't move in circles
I know my area
U are a sugary 4 square, sweet 16
If I say u are average,I must be mean
Check the statistics,u r my prime factor
U can count on me like ur calculator
I'll take u up & be the denominator
I'm after u,not V like numeral five
I'm love drunk,I drink & derive (formulas)
If u are too(2) negative,of course that's a plus
Read the sine(sign) like trigonometry
Like tan45 degrees, I'm d 1 for U
B4 I met u,my heart waz a null set
Now my head dey swell,up is bigger
I'm just like an improper fraction
I see the future,u need (÷) the vision(division)
Our love has greater powers
Like exponential expressions
It will speak volumes like
Length * width * height
Not quadileteral but fly like a kite
High to infinity maybe heaven
Let's be 5 & 6 like 11
Until we pie like 22/7
D chord of our covenant isn't in an arc
Me & other girls aren't Even,always @ odds
If u catch me, pls use logs & surds
I'm not like other guys, u can dy/dx
Our love isn't an equation on square numbers
Itz so deep, u can't find the root
We can make a good binary relationship
Ur features r like a scalene triangle,no equal
U r too much like spherical excess
If we break up,I will still find X don't ask Y
U r my number 1 like roman numeral I
I swear, u are 2(too) up right like square
I'll put food on top of ur 4 figured table
Love is like maths text books
It comes with problems
If yours is too intense(2 in 10s) like 10210
I will solve u b4 I drop my pen

Chinweike David Okwu(Lyrical Pontiff)

How can I make enquires? Any number?

Ahhh! Another annoying August again
As an articulate author appropriately adept at alliteration, assembling alphabet accurately appears achievable.
Already aware and alarmed about all anomalies and anathema almost always affecting Africa and Africans.
Aids aiding, acquiring attention
Aggressively arranged as an agent aimed at attacking and antagonizing Africans as adversaries.
After absorbing Akara and Akamu anger aroused, as at adolescent age artificial acts abounds.
Abomination! Abortion accelerates as adults
allow adultery, abstinence absent as arrange and aristos are always available.
Abobi abeg avoid Azikwe axis as ashawos arbitrarily advertise astonishing abilities.
Aggrieved ASUU arose, abandoned academic activities.
Agricultural advancement approach avoidably absent.
Ameachi's administration applauded awesomely (astronomical achievement) acquired awards and accolades.
Ahah! Airport attacks, arrested airplane
Aro and ayiperere aloud(allowed) around Assemby area as angry akpobilike actors acolytes apportioned acidic accusations and allegations.
Abuja anti-Ameachi armies attempted an abracadabraic agenda
Alcohol amplified addicts
Applicants always applying
After accepting armnesty, albinos abducted as ammunitions accumulated.
Apparently autocracy arising automatically across Africa.
Arsene assassinates Arsenals' agenda
Alright, alliteration always an awesome answer...

Pls let's continue with this thread

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To say my papa na politician

E for show for my flesh,spirit and soul
Now even coal tar sef dey cry out 4 my sole
*mtcheew* I know why I sighed
I for no grow up for waterside

To say my papa na politician

We for get three swimming pools 4 compound
All my wahala for nede compound
I no for trek from Rumuokoro reach Aggrey
When I toast all these girls,dem 4 dey agree

To say my papa na politician

U know how e for be
I for dey make buzz, wetin be bee?
I for be better obedient son
I for hot dey shine like Sun

If my dad were to be a politician

My academics will sit on the hiltop not dale
Aladumo,Bereton,Brookstone,Charlesdale
I no for dey RUST inside UST
All the scholarship for dey my fingertip

To say my papa na politician

NA only pepper for rest,I no for rest
I for... Forget the rest
Now with deep teary voice, I balw
Restlessly moving from side to side like eyeball

To say my papa na minister or commissioner
Of Power and Steel
E for give am power to steal
Naira,Dollars,Euros,Pounds,Franc
Still pose front of tv like he is frank

To say my papa na politician

dem for just dey suspend,dey suspend
All this power tussle,I no know when e 4 end
If only say my papa na Ameachi
I for no dey scrub avu etichi

As my papa no come be politicain
Thank God say him no dey with the mortician
I just wish he was in dat alluring den of rogues
I wish politics was no in vogue

To say my papa na politician...

To say my papa na politician

E for show for my flesh,spirit and soul
Now even coal tar sef dey cry out 4 my sole
*mtcheew* I know why I sighed
I for no grow up for waterside

To say my papa na politician

We for get three swimming pools 4 compound
All my wahala for nede compound
I no for trek from Rumuokoro reach Aggrey
When I toast all these girls,dem 4 dey agree

To say my papa na politician

U know how e for be
I for dey make buzz, wetin be bee?
I for be better obedient son
I for hot dey shine like Sun

If my dad were to be a politician

My academics will sit on the hiltop not dale
Aladumo,Bereton,Brookstone,Charlesdale
I no for dey RUST inside UST
All the scholarship for dey my fingertip

To say my papa na politician

NA only pepper for rest,I no for rest
I for... Forget the rest
Now with deep teary voice, I balw
Restlessly moving from side to side like eyeball

To say my papa na minister or commissioner
Of Power and Steel
E for give am power to steal
Naira,Dollars,Euros,Pounds,Franc
Still pose front of tv like he is frank

To say my papa na politician

dem for just dey suspend,dey suspend
All this power tussle,I no know when e 4 end
If only say my papa na Ameachi
I for no dey scrub avu etichi

As my papa no come be politicain
Thank God say him no dey with the mortician
I just wish he was in dat alluring den of rogues
I wish politics was no in vogue

To say my papa na politician...

Yes I have a best friend,you don't know her
she's the reason I see double like Noah

My best friend sitting on my table
The problem is, she is insatiable

When she goes down low, I go up high
When I'm high, I feel like to fly

When I'm fly, I feel like touching a STAR
No more ultimate search, ask her

Like Udeme, I'm a great man
The melody from her harp is better than

Any other sound, I Feel like to sing
Her flow is Grand, I'm like a Turbo King

Minimum she goes round like 33
My best friend,my Legend, na we we

Just like Gordon, we shall spark
She lifts me up, so I call her Jack

I can't hurt(hot) her,I keep her in my fridge
She's rigid,I love her when she is frigid

We don't wine and dine
I just wish she can all be mine

She's so good,I can share her with a brother
You even can spot her with a reverend father

When I flirt she won't get upset
But wet to make me see stars like red carpet

Sometimes I take her home
Of course, she's got the foam*

My best friend,my beer
Anywhere you go you will see her...

Though you are gone Rose
You are still on my head like corn rows
I run show no more since I met Deborah
I've been so dumb(Sodom) like I'm next to Gomorah

I was like let me hold your hand Fola
She showed me that she was a hand faller
Kola a shot(short) caller,only on phone
I followed her with interest like loan

Lovelyn was short sighted,love is blind
Real good girls are hard to find
But nowadays I go for what's behind
Those with solid waist treat broke dudes like solid waste

To be continued tomorrow...