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The thirteenth floor is a designation of a level of a multi-level building that is often omitted in countries where the number 13 is considered unlucky. Omitting the 13th floor may take a variety of forms; the most common include denoting what would otherwise be considered the thirteenth floor as level 14, giving the thirteenth floor an alternate designation such as "12A" or "M" (the thirteenth letter of the Latin alphabet), or closing the 13th floor to public occupancy or access (e.g., by designating it as a mechanical floor). Reasons for omitting a thirteenth floor include triskaidekaphobia on the part of the building's owner or builder, or a desire by the building owner or landlord to prevent problems that may arise with superstitious tenants, occupants, or customers. Based on an internal review of records, Dilip Rangnekar of Otis Elevators estimates that 85% of the buildings with Otis brand elevators did not have a floor named the 13th floor. Early tall-building designers, fearing a fire on the 13th floor, or fearing tenants' superstitions about the rumor, decided to omit having a 13th floor listed on their elevator numbering. This practice became commonplace, and eventually found its way into American mainstream culture and building design. The origin of skipping the thirteenth floor when installing elevators is not known. However, during the advent of early skyscrapers, New York architectural critics warned developers not to exceed the height of the 13th floor. These critics insisted that buildings rising above the 13th floor (125 feet or 38 metres) would lead to increased street congestion, ominous shadows and lower property values. Nevertheless, in a work published in 1939, sociologist Otto Neurath compared the use of money in an economy, which he saw as unnecessary, to the superstition of not installing the thirteenth floor: merely a social convention.
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Is der a crossbreed of rot and pit? |
Nigerians are fools,they have ignited their amnesia |
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OP is a born liar |
U took dis pic in Kaduna, haba dis is cfc in port Harcourt please op take it easy on ur lies |
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Your bracket shaped hips come as daily menu to me My eyes closed, your mountain behind is all I see My lust for you has hatched a flaming torch Though divided by distance, yet I feel your touch I war to shut you out frequently I have fashioned shields; I’ve attempted to jam your frequency Now the cross I carry resides in my thoughts And that mini skirt of yours drive me nuts With nerves of electric, I picture those thighs Your twin towers reflect in the pool of my eyes BUT HOW CAN I STOP THOSE THIGHS FROM FUNDING MY MOISTY DREAMS ![]() Last night, it was all about you Across the wooden bridge, we had a rendezvous I sought for you beneath the stars Alone in the dark creeks, ridden with scars Wandering in the labyrinth until I heard my name There you were lurking in the shadows, surrounded by flames I approached you, treading on crab holes You stood on stilts, hoisting your beauty on poles I hung all my fears on the gallows of your aperture As the owls sang to the dance of the vultures PLEASE, HOW CAN I STOP YOUR THIGHS FROM FUNDING MY MOISTY DREAMS ![]() What if I woke up with my rod charged What if I found maps on my pyjamas Your images make mosaic at the doorstep of dawn How can I erase memories that can blind the sun? Today, I will walk to the sea to invoke the moon I’ll get you a bouquet of red roses this afternoon Please come and grab me with your wind and fire If you dislike the rose, take my heart if you desire But fail not to drown me in your sea of love in this advent Let’s settle the bill for my thoughts that you rent YOUR MOUNTAIN BEHIND STILL COME AS DAILY MENU TO ME HOW CAN I STOP THOSE THIGHS FROM FUNDING MY MOISTY DREAMS ![]()
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Naija blood in them |
Evil dead nko? |
My governor my governor, dakuku dakuku |
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The arrival of the transport minister this evening in port Harcourt has put great fear into the spines of members of pdp in the state. As the federal government backed APC is set to take over rivers state by hook or crook, the leader of the apc in the state and former governor has come to finalise plans and put finishing touches to the plot to recue the state from the pdp.
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Nkechi is a bird, I’m an ambitious butterfly I dream to fly high and own the sky I’m that lizard with crocodile dreams Agnes and Nkem are mere streams I’m sick of swimming in these small lakes They are all millipedes, Nkechi is a snake I’ve said my bit on this matter, Nkechi calls See you later, I’m chasing waterfalls For the love of Nkechi, let me chase waterfalls But to date Nkechi, you must have gravel for balls You must be born with a diamond spoon Are you ready to pluck the moon? You must offer Jupiter upon her thighs Then you fast and pray that all these catch her eyes Nkechi’s beauty tempts me with beckoning songs Now I’m using my teeth to count my tongue My mum said “quit chasing waterfalls” Such confining words just build high walls My love for Nkechi should be written on the cloud Her beauty is a melody, the drumbeat is loud I’ve been gobbled by her fire We keep rolling, family and friends done talk tire Call it “one chance”, I have stone for ears It’s just Nkechi and I against the family and peers She’s the poison I have When she’s gone, I starve I cheer (chair) when she treats me like stool In fact, my head is her footstool This love is an equation I am yet to solve Can my teardrops quench the fire of our love? Maybe it is something I can’t afford But I’m paying heavily for it, love is a chopping board Nkechi my poison, Nkechi my antidote I wish she loves me more than naira notes The waves of Nkem ring a bell Agnes, on your creeks I used to pick sea shells I remember how I used to suck your piom piom O! Nkechi’s beauty ends on the kom kom The content I can’t handle, a world of flies Now on which river will I wash my eyes?
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The tennis court is like an ashawo house, because love means nothing. |
Portharcourt is hot like he'll. Even at nights |
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Learn from story but don't go rob a bank. During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage! The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?
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1. How did the date of the birth of Christ become a controversy? Ans: The date became an issue because the churches stated in answer to questions 50 and 51 of The Explanatory Catechism of Christian Doctrine, (1971 edition), that our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was born on Christmas day, (which is December 25). By reason of this publication, many believers hold it as an article of faith that Christ was born on Christmas day whereas they have no proof for such a bold assertion. If the churches had been sincere enough by telling their adherents that they do not know the date, that they had chosen a convenient time of the year to mark his birth there would have been no problem. Since it is clear that December 25 was not the date Christ was born, the noble step to take is to correct the error as contained in The Explanatory Catechism of Christian Doctrine so that people will not be misled. The Bible says "no lie is of the truth". - I John 2:21 2. How do we come to the conclusion that Christ was born in October? Ans: There is no place in the Bible where the date of Christ's birth is stated in black and white. But from Bible chronology, the sequence of events leading up to his birth, we can correctly arrive at the month he was born. This begins from the order of officiation of the priests as organized during the reign of King David. (1 Chronicles 24:1-19) From there we know the time Zacharias the priest officiated, that it was the course of Abijah. From there we know when his wife Elizabeth conceived, the month she gave birth to John, when Christ was conceived and the month he was born. – Luke 1:5-57. 3. Who was the Priest Abijah? Ans: He was among the twenty four Priests who were appointed during the time of David the King to officiate in turns in the temple service, two in a month. His lineage is from Eleazer one of the sons of Aaron. - 1 Chronicles 24:1-3,10 4. When did Abijah the Priest officiate in the temple? Ans: His officiation fell on the eight course. Since two priests officiated in a month, the eight course fell on the fourth month known in the Jewish calendar as Tamuz and which corresponds to our latter June to early July. Since Abijah was the first priest that officiated in that course the course or order was named after him. 5. When did Zacharias the priest officiate in the temple? Ans: After the Priest Abijah lived and died, other priests succeeded him in that course. One of them was Zacharias. (Luke 1:5,8,23) Since the New Testament was originally written in Greek, the Greek equivalent of Abijah which is Abia, is used in King James Version and other translations. - Luke 1:5 6. What is significant about Zacharias' officiation? Ans: According to Luke's account, the Angel Gabriel appeared to Zacharias while he was officiating in the temple with the message that his wife Elizabeth will conceive and bear a son whose name would be called John. Because he and his wife were old, Zacharias doubted the words of the angel and consequently became dumb. - Luke 1:5-13. 7. How did the words of the Angel in regard to the conception and birth of John the Baptist fulfill? Ans: At the end of his officiation in early July, Zacharias returned to his house. His wife Elizabeth conceived that same month, July, and hid herself five months, that is, from July to November. - Luke 1:23-24. 8. What of Mary's conception? Ans: In the sixth month of Elizabeth's conception, which is our December, the Angel Gabriel was sent to Mary a virgin already espoused to a man called Joseph – a devout man and a carpenter by trade. The angel told Mary that she would conceive a son by the power of the holy spirit, and that he would be called Jesus and he shall save his people from their sins. The angel went on to disclose to Mary that her cousin Elizabeth had conceived in her old age and that the pregnancy was already six months old. (Luke 1:26-31, 36,37) 9. What was Mary's reaction to the information from the angel? Ans: Mary was excited and full of joy. She dashed to see her cousin Elizabeth in the hill country. She stayed with her for three months that is from January to March, before returning to her own house. - Luke 1:56. 10. When was John the Baptist born? Ans: The span of foetal life under normal conditions is 280 days or forty weeks or nine months. Since the angel appeared to Mary when Elizabeth's pregnancy was six months old, and Mary stayed with Elizabeth for an additional three months, it follows that Elizabeth's pregnancy was nine months old in the month of March when Mary returned to her own house. Thus, any time in the tenth month, the child by God's grace would be born, and this fell in April. This was the month when "Elisabeth's full time came that she should be delivered; and she brought forth a son." - Luke 1:57 11. When did the conception of Jesus Christ take place? When did Mary become pregnant? Ans: We should recall that the Angel Gabriel appeared to Mary in the sixth month of Elizabeth's conception which is at December. For the fact that after staying with Elizabeth for three additional months, January to March, Elizabeth was due for delivery, it goes without saying that it was in January that Mary visited Elizabeth. The Bible record shows that when Mary visited Elizabeth, Elizabeth not only blessed the fruit of her womb but also called Mary "the mother of her Lord" (Luke 1:40-44) This pronouncement by Elizabeth shows that Mary was already pregnant by that January when she visited her. We could therefore safely date Mary's conception from January, meaning that her pregnancy will be nine months by September and anytime in the tenth month which is October, Jesus Christ was born. 12. How does the conception and the birth of John the Baptist lead us to when our Savior was born? Ans: The fact that the pregnancy of John the Baptist was older than that of Jesus Christ by six months and that John the Baptist was born in April means that to get when our Saviour was born, we just have to add six months to April – which are may, June, July, August, September, October when Christ was born. 13. How can we be sure that Elizabeth and Mary carried their pregnancies to term? Ans: The Bible does not leave us in doubt regarding the fact that the pregnancies of Elizabeth and Mary came to or were carried to term. Luke 1:57 states positively "Now Elisabeth's full time came that she should be delivered; and she brought forth a son." While the account in Luke 2:6 states: "And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered." 14. What other proof is there to show that Christ was born in October? Ans: The fact that the churches celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ in April buttresses the argument that he was born in October. Since, as it is generally agreed, Jesus Christ lived for thirty three and half years (33½), his thirty third birth anniversary will fall in October then six months later will fall in November, December, January, February, March, April. 15. Do geographical features of Palestine support the teaching that Christ was born in October? Ans: The physical features of Palestine in regard to the climate lend support to the view that Christ was not born in December. According to the Gospel story, there were shepherds attending their flocks in the open fields by night when Christ was born. (Luke 2:8-14) This could not have been possible in December, because all accredited authorities agree that December, which corresponds with the Jewish ninth month, Chisleu, was usually a time of winter in Palestine when the people could not stay outside in the night owing to the intense cold. (Jeremiah 36:22; Ezra 10:9,13) But October is the Jewish seventh month called Tisri or Ethanim. It was a time of normal weather that permitted of outdoor or outside activities. It was on the 15th day of the seventh month that God Almighty commanded that the Jews should observe the Feast of Tabernacles. – 1 Kings 8: 2; Leviticus 23:33-43. 16. What other issues are there against the observance of Christmas? Ans: All accredited authorities agree that December 25 is a notorious date for a number of pagan celebrations. These include: the celebration of the birth day of Nimrod, a representative of satan the devil in those days. (Genesis 10:8-10) It was also a day the gentiles mark the birth of the Sun god. The acts if lawlessness and hooliganism as characterized by Christmas are proofs that it is an unchristian affair. The Bible says: "Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you, And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty." - 2 Corinthians 6:17,18 17. Is it necessary to mark the birth of Christ? Ans: Yes, because nobody would have died to save man from sin and death except Jesus Christ. (Romans 5:6-8, 15-20; Hebrews 2:9-14; John 3:16) We note that angels showed an example when Christ was born as they heralded his birth with songs of praise to God Almighty saying: "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men." Also, the Bible gives allowance for people of God to do whatever is good in the course of righteousness: "Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." - Philippians 4:8.
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Leicester City forward Jamie Vardy has scored as many league goals as both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo combined this season. The 28-year-old’s strike in his side’s win over Chelsea on Monday was his 15th in England’s top-flight since August and helped Claudio Ranieri’s men move back above Arsenal at the top of the table. That tally includes an 11-game scoring streak - a Premier League record - although that incredible run came to an end against Swansea City last weekend. However, he was back on target against Chelsea, sneaking in between Kurt Zouma and John Terry to poke home the opening goal of a 2-1 win. Meanwhile, Messi and Ronaldo, who will compete with Neymar for the Ballon d’Or next month, have managed just 15 between them this season. Ronaldo has 10 goals in La Liga but has struggled to come up with the goods in the big games - the latest example coming in Real Madrid’s 1-0 loss to Villarreal on Sunday. Messi missed two months of the campaign with a knee injury, but has still appeared in 10 Primera Division games, scoring five times. Vardy’s goals have come in just 16 appearances and have remarkably kept Leicester at the top of the table, despite the skepticism which surrounded their fast start. If the England international can keep up this strike-rate, there’s little reason the Foxes can’t maintain their place in the upper echelons of the Premier League.
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