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Jokes Etc › Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:02pm On Oct 13, 2008
eternity is very relative. .if na eternity jewelries u dey talk na just to wear am and gbam! i don put u for pocket without saying a word.   lipsrsealed  tongue
Romance › Re: Playing The Gender Card by lysaa(f): 11:58am On Oct 13, 2008
[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=182454.msg2934756#msg2934756 date=1223892884]Wayo woman. It's ladies first. grin


@Topic,
Women love to play the gender card like hell but I'm an expert in catching them in their own game.

@Pahtaki,
Is it possible for you to bring this Deepfumi so I can circumcise her. She is out of control because she was not circumcised. I can help your wife out so you can have rest for once in your life otherwise she'll kill you one day if you are not careful. cheesy[/quote]shocked and that is the end of the story of gender card! man circumcise, woman go circumcise too. lipsrsealed U say make she no play gender card embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Fun Seeking Port Harcourt Ladies by lysaa(f): 11:53am On Oct 13, 2008
interesting thread. , lol undecided
Romance › Re: Playing The Gender Card by lysaa(f): 10:49am On Oct 13, 2008
embarassed this is the last time i'm gon ask y'all. angry

mehn, u guys are funny sha grin
Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 10:42am On Oct 13, 2008
begins actually in the home called heart. kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by lysaa(f): 10:38am On Oct 13, 2008
snitches get stitches  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by lysaa(f): 10:36am On Oct 13, 2008
see who dey yarn, ur own wit reash half that of a humming bird? shio undecided tongue

olodo say na comprehensive list yet e nor call names nansense! grin

*calls for backup* info, info come o b4 someone beats me up today
Jokes Etc › Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by lysaa(f): 10:32am On Oct 13, 2008
i'm touched.

offering time!
Jokes Etc › Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 10:30am On Oct 13, 2008
if he bought us buscuit we for dey rub mind. undecided

I say we rake him! tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Goes In by lysaa(f): 10:29am On Oct 13, 2008
lmao

wetin do my beautiful head. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet My Sunday School Teacher! by lysaa(f): 10:27am On Oct 13, 2008
warn her else i'll teach her a lesson of . . lipsrsealed undecided
Forum Games › Re: 1st Tot by lysaa(f): 10:24am On Oct 13, 2008
happy
Forum Games › Re: The Game Starts With The Last Word by lysaa(f): 10:23am On Oct 13, 2008
home sweet home, nowhere like home.
Forum Games › Re: Free Chatting Here by lysaa(f): 10:21am On Oct 13, 2008
confirmed! grin
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by lysaa(f): 10:19am On Oct 13, 2008
U sent her a mail too ? angry tongue
Forum Games › Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by lysaa(f): 10:18am On Oct 13, 2008
their personal issues are beyond weigh.


sima sima sima. . what are u to Oopslag? grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Phobia? by lysaa(f): 10:15am On Oct 13, 2008
i sure say u dey sharia land. and u nor want short sleeve. grin

@TOPIC, HEIGHT.
Forum Games › Re: When I Meet A Nairalander by lysaa(f): 10:12am On Oct 13, 2008
u fit?

would wear my referee jersey to seperate the fight that follows
Forum Games › Re: Movie Lover by lysaa(op): 10:09am On Oct 13, 2008
iight iice ill be waiting wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen Gets His Revenge On Gabry by lysaa(f): 10:02am On Oct 13, 2008
plus u
Jokes Etc › Re: Lysaa And The Wall Of Jericho by lysaa(f): 10:01am On Oct 13, 2008
Thank God u are here.

preach preacher!
Jokes Etc › Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 10:01am On Oct 13, 2008
ture that as it would be $eun that would pay the ransom.

I say we hang him.  tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Goes In by lysaa(f): 9:59am On Oct 13, 2008
1+1 is always 2

but -1-1= 0

get back to ur maths, always check ur signs b4 u draw a conclusion. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by lysaa(f): 9:53am On Oct 13, 2008
na dey one wey u share give us. . lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet My Sunday School Teacher! by lysaa(f): 9:51am On Oct 13, 2008
her plan failed as i beat the water back to her face and say to her, its a good morning, carry ur frustrations back to bed. tongue
Sports › Re: Nigeria Versus Sierra Leone by lysaa(f): 9:46am On Oct 13, 2008
@mukina

so this is the reason u answered me like that in the free chat room  lipsrsealed

lmao, there's no place for comparison, super eagles are way better imagine 5:1. Muki u fall my hand.  wink
Car Talk › Re: What To Do When Robbers Want To Take Your Car? by lysaa(f): 9:32am On Oct 13, 2008
Mehn, I don dey rehearse some stunts like forever in my mind lol so pity on whoever I unleash them on.  grin

Ok like for real for real, there's no material thing thats worth dying for when u can get it again and even in multiple fold. Cars, money whatever as long as it doesnt have blood flowing in it (even animal animal) does not cut the slack of stakin a life for. no need to form grags with anyone with a gun in his hand o, there's a bad spirit that easily moves them to pull the trigger.
I'm wondering where that guy got his liver to fight the thieves from to the extent of breaking his car windscreen. hmm, he prolly know them or  huh would say its just a bad opportunity to practice marshal act when one could easily audition for stuntin in nollywood. lol. I mean it tho  undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Jeovy Goes In by lysaa(f): 8:32am On Oct 13, 2008
me gulty conscience angry

clear conscience like mine fears no accusation cool
Nairaland General › Re: Walaihi : Jeovy Bleep Up. by lysaa(f): 8:30am On Oct 13, 2008
i don teach am lesson already. . e dey fear me now. cool

thanx darl, me knows u got me back. kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter Of Commendation To All Jokers (Part 1) by lysaa(f): 8:26am On Oct 13, 2008
u are so right, no liver.
Jokes Etc › Re: Meet My Sunday School Teacher! by lysaa(f): 8:24am On Oct 13, 2008
@studio
yeah u threat. info is here, if u are man enough face him. . nansense! tongue

info darl kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Making A Baby by lysaa(f): 8:21am On Oct 13, 2008
info beat him up, he is bullying me.

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