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yep. I watched it. .The guys made us proud for a moment but we still give it up for them.

not like our kaita and Yakubu. LOL

^^ nah heard nada.
I.G as in what? LOL
Don't pull some stunts on me this night o.

Efemena_xy:
<tut, tut>

now, now Lysaa - that would be telling wouldn't it??    

**so u believe everything u read on nland eh?**

Chineke! Efe, don't tell me u
How e happen?

yep, just a bit sha. . like 1/4 of a finger. lol

Ghana mess up. .but big ups to them for getting that far.

God open ya eyes to meet needs

hehehe. U funny small.

Studio CFR:
No near me

Are u ok? If u are, u'd have waited for a post after mine b4 making that foolish remark.

U can imagine my scope.

Nor mind Romsky. . e nor know say that word get plenty meaning.

Can't explain what u want from me.

I will in a while, just eating BBQd Plantain & hot sauce

Na name of place for Rivers State. LOL

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! LOL
How's u doing sis?

chi-baby:
errrr jus checkn wah goes on round here err1 hold their gunz pls 
and ohhh * sightz trouble sis  *   wahz goodie goodie sistahh?!  

Hi Bbz, it's all good. Sup with this check check?

No o. U are dealing with someone who has no regard for what u posted. .The least u can do is show the respect u have by doing it the right way.

D1KeleVra:
Studio. . . why u come dey explain to me studio. . . u think i give a flying eff?

Lysaa. . . waka pass. . . i just dey go my own, wetin u want this night? u well so?

My pity on u has reached another level. U are the one spitting and still asking me if i'm well. Pls see a doc. pls

Whatever u haven't thought of.

tell me the one that suits u.

Cheap article dey run belle. .if not explain why u go adjust belt n spit.

romsky:
Another question

This food na elele

This food is delicioucious.

I know who I am. .Well.

Abeg put ur CAPS on where applicable.

yep, u were MIA for a while, weren't u?

I bam.

Like what?!

Or like Nkem and Apo. LOL

sharrap dog!

Efe don't let these guys turn u into what u don't ever want to be o.

Efemena_xy:
Wow!! Nice 1 Lysaa 

u could 'ave started up a new thread just 4 this joke sha 

I don't like shining with threads i started. LOL

How are u doing girl?
was asking u sometime ago if u still do those special local delicioucious for ya hubby in the morning.  

I just bumped into this joke in my archives.

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world; an Adonis whom women
will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world.

And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and
what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

The wife died and the husband got everything including all the
women he wanted

Moral of the story: Women think they're smart. Let them continue
to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to
show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the
ladies who have a good sense of humor
Thanks

. . hmm, from the mouth of a

what's up ppls!

I've come to know that it's easy to remain mediocre. .spend major time on minor things with minor ppl. My time is precious to me breadhead!

^^Even modest ppl can live a sophisticated life-style. .stop settling for a less my brother.

Pharoh:
Hmm thanks for reminding me ma, correction taken with immediate effect.

once beaten 2ice shy! lol