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I have learnt that when satan says white then its actually black. . With ur claims, I don't take ur words to heart.

guy if u mess up clean ur act with humility.

romsky:
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down
And in which you fill in a form by filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race (which of course isn't a race at all)


That is why when the stars are out they are visible but when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when i wind up my watch it starts but when i wind up this observation it ends.

Nice. .love them oxymora. .get me straightly cornered one too many times i hear them.

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=473444.msg6332049#msg6332049 date=1278284549]the goat must be gay [/quote]In fact, this is the wisest reply u've given like ever. I've had premonitions on this and now look what we've got here. . An omogay goat.

sledge406:
Na who send u make u expantiate for my narrow mind?  Na d same tyn we dey talk oo. Wen Albino don use plenty cream, how e nor go shine for darkness? How dem nor go notice am for market? Who tell u say u nor dey dispensable? Stand for inside sun weda u nor go get plenty spot for body.

That's another way of saying. .I(Lysaa) own u dummy. 

sledge406:
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If I wan know you, na to tell seun make e gimme your details so nor sweat am.

U're not man enough! Y can't u say u'd ask me? coward!

lysaa:
somethings are just unlawful where i come from. .this could be such an one

where is the correlation of this with. .

honeric01:
So you only do that in your toilet?

Abi u blind for mind?

oh poor boy.

Ok ok I give up. Thanks for making it complicated. .and i hope it's not all insults. 

Pharoh:
Talking to me? 

whatever is ringing in that coconut head sef? 

lol

nice wise suasion

Efe! na Yoruba u wan learn abi wetin? lol

I hail o. .how are u doing?

really? ok translate what he said about it pls

hehehehe

Shay u don nab the teacher ehn Mr EFCC?

Very neat replies for the derailed teacher.
Nice joke.

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=400205.msg6347910#msg6347910 date=1278545568] :oLYSAAAAAAAAAA, KI LI LEYI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIS DERIERE NA BUSINESS CLASS O[/quote]i've got no clue

no and then!

sledge406:
Finally the ALBINO has confessed! BTW, wetin concern Albino and bleaching cream

I know that's the extent ur narrow mind can go. .bleach! cos that's all they do where u come from. .

LEmme make it clearer to u. .I am light in darkness, City on a hill, indisputably indispensable. . . fice?

sledge406:
There's more to her than meets the eyes, you'd be astonished.

Like u know me! lol U wish.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt][font= OldMan Book Style]<sup>oh really? well , didn't mean to offend anyone with my post but you know. . . one have to speak from the dept of the mind .  you call em a crap no big deal my dear. . . the paradise i am living in now if far better than fake heaven's of imagination , Im real and nothing can make me to be fake .

Challenging God  , Jesus is to proof to you  they can do me nothing .  , bear with me. . . i know you're reading some comments you don't appreciate but i have no other choice .</sup>  [/font][/size]

That's a mindset u got from that stupidest creature u reckon with. Well just to let u know that that's where we are different. . U can't predict JEHOVAH. At same time, don't mess with me or i'll play the record over again on u! 

somethings are just unlawful where i come from. .this could be such an one

hmm Honeric, don't tell me that's what u've bn doing pls

u talk crap most times.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{Jesus Christ is always a disappointment to the world. . . . my dear search for the ruler of the world [ Satan ] - he will always appoint you in TOP places. . .} [/size]

. .must be living in a fool's paradise to think that those fake things are real.

sledge406:
^ U've been noticed, now waka pass. Carry rake dey chop noodles say na enjoyment
C your face like Keita own wen im dey cry. Nor be u start d talk?

lol, I don't have to wear a red garment with a yellow hat and green shoes like u to get noticed. .i'm light.

ewww, that dirty pair? helly NO!

more like standing in a garage to become a Cadillac.

My sis knows better.

hey moyo-chan! how are u?

[quote author=Kenny_G link=topic=470559.msg6327797#msg6327797 date=1278190999]**************move your squabbles to the off topic thread*****************

yellow card to lisa[/quote]for wetin na?

smelling rotten talks.

yes cos they had to involve officials/moderators from nl to sum it up. Now that includes u.

KG don go Evangelism, u know he is a pastor.

left matter jare. At least im post.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=462295.msg6341732#msg6341732 date=1278452560]All that na empty yarnings

the guy na attention seeker[/quote]not far from the truth but he's after something. Thank God it can't work here except on someone that ate stupidity for breakfast.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=462295.msg6341831#msg6341831 date=1278453552]d'you really want to know?? - u sure say na dis side u wan waka pass??

what if Ogaga and im Oga come visit u dis night?? 

hmmm?? - u get liver to handle them??[/quote]This waffy babe sef, U dey put fear for that guy cellophane heart. lol