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Kenny, what is my recent form? |
feels like cr,,, |
u don't trust me? |
No. .she just strikes a cord like someone who waits for 4 yrs to count a yr. ![]() |
picked on. Why is he doing this? ![]() |
is it now a crime to keep it lively till u come? |
I'm aking nicely, don't make me do it the hard way. |
Person go think say na the joke dey make u smile,meanwhile na woman wey u see. |
will u be my religious boyfriend? |
Ok Nick! |
Who he? The heck is going on here these days, nobody tells me anything! |
Y are u rubbing it on me? |
happy bornday! So celebrate every yr? good to know o. Thot u were born on 29th of feb. ![]() |
Are u trying to conceal ur drinking habit? ![]() |
rebranded qxn, right? |
After downing two bottles of Schnapps this morning? |
concerned. Y are u bothered na? |
Arrow of god don strike. Y things nor go fall apart. . |
Tee jay, did u read the joke?! ![]() |
That's for me to know and u to find out. ![]() |
[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=463191.msg6217628#msg6217628 date=1276592062][center]Explosively Funny[/center] Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave slumps . Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?" [/quote] [quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=463191.msg6217628#msg6217628 date=1276592062][size=14pt]Dumbest Boy[/size] A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”[/quote]The illest! LOL |
I'm normally fine thank u. |
Jesus is watching u |
ispotmdels:can u say that in English pls. [quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=460918.msg6215142#msg6215142 date=1276541730][color=#00688B]its sth evribody knows. Bro Johnson [/color][/quote]I nor follow. |
lol |
Studio CFR:remix! |
Thread Locked! REASON: Too much Off Topic! Use the Chat thread. And how come the topic has bn changed? They have derailed the Topic hey! |
^^Does that mean that post just made it a two? ![]() [quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=400205.msg6216411#msg6216411 date=1276559116]Why now?[/quote]U know that 'thing'? That u displayed some days back when u and ur 'one-night-stand' were alone here? HOW COME U DIDN"T SHOW ME? ![]() |
wetin concern u? |
na im make u jump out from that ya jalopied tuketuke? |
Does ur mom know that u smoke? |
LOL abeg free the guy jor. Odunnu:'Look before You Leap!' |
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