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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Adult Movie Industry by lysaa(f): 2:14pm On Jun 14, 2010
I know no nodding. .if its bad pls don't tell me. huh
Jokes Etc › Re: A Little Joke By Sting 224 by lysaa(f): 2:13pm On Jun 14, 2010
For wetin na? U nor see say this place na for cars alone?
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 2:11pm On Jun 14, 2010
Na wetin ya pastor teash u be dat?
Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by lysaa(f): 2:09pm On Jun 14, 2010
for this cold weather? abeg o.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus Is Watching You by lysaa(f): 2:07pm On Jun 14, 2010
I don give u chance to pass na. .wetin? but rem who dey watch u.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Little Joke By Sting 224 by lysaa(f): 2:06pm On Jun 14, 2010
cover the guy unclothedness small na
Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by lysaa(f): 2:04pm On Jun 14, 2010
Oh D1kele u for mercy small for small boy, see how u give am brutality. .
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 2:02pm On Jun 14, 2010
commentator! go for commercial break na

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=462295.msg6212972#msg6212972 date=1276520412]so becos i be xtian i shudnt like cute girl like u,[/quote]U should see me as ur sister, abi u dey toast ya sis?

Odunnu:
I love toasted bread.
Who is toasting?
Thats not the topic!
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:57pm On Jun 14, 2010
^^The guy na religious yam pounder, e dey pound yam for my lunch

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=462295.msg6212892#msg6212892 date=1276519913]nope i havent even started toasting u yet,[/quote]I for talk! but ya intro nor dey bang.
OK, so y u wen be christian intend to toast me at all?
Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus Is Watching You by lysaa(f): 1:52pm On Jun 14, 2010
LOL. I don tire abeg! undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:47pm On Jun 14, 2010
So na Christian toast u dey do?
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Adult Movie Industry by lysaa(f): 1:45pm On Jun 14, 2010
ispotmdels:
IF DEM NO SABI WETIN BE NODDING. THEN THEIR MAMA BE VIRGIN cheesy
pls educate us. .
Jokes Etc › Re: Pwease! Derail Me. . . I Beg Of You! by lysaa(f): 1:41pm On Jun 14, 2010
Are u?
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:39pm On Jun 14, 2010
LOL studio the commentator.

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=462295.msg6212772#msg6212772 date=1276518922]not religious, im a christian[/quote]so y are u toasting me religiously?
Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus Is Watching You by lysaa(f): 1:35pm On Jun 14, 2010
Y i nor go begin sound senseless to u when i don open pg 1 of ur book?
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:33pm On Jun 14, 2010
Na person papa name? LOL

Are u religious?
Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by lysaa(f): 1:31pm On Jun 14, 2010
U don confirm am sey ur vision don pafuka at this tender age. LOL.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jesus Is Watching You by lysaa(f): 1:28pm On Jun 14, 2010
That Jesus nor fit see or sniff me sef. Na ya smell dem take train am sef. .U don become the poor dog yard-stik for measuring theft. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:26pm On Jun 14, 2010
These are the things. .U are not initiated and those will remain classified.
Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by lysaa(f): 1:24pm On Jun 14, 2010
u sef dey vision impaired. Tell me how i take resemble Lepry?
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:21pm On Jun 14, 2010
Na where u see reach u talk reach.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Little Joke By Sting 224 by lysaa(f): 1:18pm On Jun 14, 2010
OMG! those ghosts don come ya office come feed u with lies.
Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by lysaa(f): 1:17pm On Jun 14, 2010
the eyes dey decieve u too. .na only u e dey look so u watch it! LOL
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:14pm On Jun 14, 2010
I dey save ur face since o. .make i expose u?

Studio CFR:
I trust you.
So lyssa don become the kind of babe wey even wheel barrow fit toast ehn?

I cant believe it
We don't wrestle, mba! its a moronic abstraction. we beat to survive. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by lysaa(f): 1:09pm On Jun 14, 2010
Studio CFR:
So are u saying dikele is mad?
Na u talk am o.
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:07pm On Jun 14, 2010
LOL. .Warri nor like weaklings. if i can beat u, I can't take u. .end of discussion!
Jokes Etc › Re: A Little Joke By Sting 224 by lysaa(f): 1:05pm On Jun 14, 2010
ok Nick, i hear u but try see ya therapist.
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 1:03pm On Jun 14, 2010
I fear who nor fear me!
Jokes Etc › Re: A Little Joke By Sting 224 by lysaa(f): 1:02pm On Jun 14, 2010
D1KeleVra:
lol abeg oooo i no be Nick o! cheesy no spoil my name o!
u dey reject Nick but u accept goat. LOL
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:58pm On Jun 14, 2010
Sanya! Nor let me chest u commot for road o angry

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=462295.msg6212409#msg6212409 date=1276516327]shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked really?

[size=5pt]lysaa are u on YIM? [/size][/quote]Warri! u dey doubt me? Na so we dey take gym for warri na!


FYI if u try that exercise everyday for 2 weeks, U go lift weight with ya chest. U go even dey chest bullets dey holla Odeshi!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Goodnews For The Ladies! by lysaa(f): 12:51pm On Jun 14, 2010
Studio CFR:
Dikele i for consider dat statement as an insult to my person if to say na Lyssa yarn me dat Dust.
D1kele, u know wetin e take that mean? Na who beat drums for mad man to dance na im mad pass. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Religious Boyfriend by lysaa(f): 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2010
[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=462295.msg6212298#msg6212298 date=1276515548]she sabi break bottle for head?[/quote]I don gradg pass that Level na. .I dey break bottle for chest!

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