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Romance / Ladies Know Your Worth! Be Wise Enough. by maaria(f): 5:39pm On Apr 30, 2013
Dear ladies, if he cant wait until you both get married, then bid him goodbye because he does not deserve your worth and value, a guy that is not married to you will NEVER love you if you offer your unclothedness to him, instead he loves your body and not your heart.

Ladies know your worth and save your pride. Dont make your private body become a public offer to every guy on the street, respect your dignity and say NO to that naughty guy that is after you for sex. Your body is not a dust bin that you allow every guy to sleep with you.

That guy sleeping with you might not marry you because what he needs from a wife has been offered to him from a girlfriend and that is why He will look for a virgin girl to marry and will dump you.

Ladies pls know your value... As i do say to my close female friends LET THE PRIDE PRICE BE THE GATE FEE AND LET ACCESS BE GRANTED AFTER YOUR WEDDING...

LET HER KNOW HER WORTH, KEEP IT FOR THAT HANDSOME AND GREAT HUSBAND!

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Romance / Re: Tips To Live A Beautiful And Better Life by maaria(f): 4:43pm On Apr 30, 2013
thank u
Romance / Re: Important Message For Girls by maaria(f): 4:43pm On Apr 30, 2013
hmm, thank u
Romance / Important Message For Girls by maaria(f): 4:35pm On Apr 30, 2013
Dear girls, .
I know some of you girls compare yourselves to other girls, wishing you were photogenic like them, wishing you could look pretty without trying like them, wishing you had facial features like them, wishing you had physical features like them, & then you look in the mirror & say 'Why do I look like this & not like that'.

Well, let me tell you this. Don't try to be like them, be like yourself.

I can promise you, there is a guy out there right now who thinks you are beautiful exactly the way you are, & thinks you're prettier than the girls you compare yourselves to.

Don't change a damn thing about yourself.. You're perfect...

God has given special features to everyone..

You have some special feature which others lack..

There is a Guy out there who will like ur features only, who will love your features alone..

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Romance / Re: Tips To Live A Beautiful And Better Life by maaria(f): 6:30am On Apr 30, 2013
i agree
Romance / Re: Tips To Live A Beautiful And Better Life by maaria(f): 2:09am On Apr 30, 2013
my grandpa tried all and he is still alive. He is 136
Family / Re: ~ Why Husbands int!mate With Their Maids ~ by maaria(f): 2:07am On Apr 30, 2013
i think no one is perfect. So we must be careful
Romance / Tips To Live A Beautiful And Better Life by maaria(f): 7:42pm On Apr 29, 2013
Tips to Live a Beautiful & Better Life

Take a 10-30 minute walk every day and while you walk, smile.

Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, “My purpose is to … today.”

Live with the 3 E’s: Energy, Enthusiasm, Empathy, and the 3 F’s: Faith, Family, Friends.

Spend more time with people over the age of 40 and under the age of 6.

Dream more while you are awake.

Try to make at least three people smile each day.

Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn, pass all your tests.

Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

Laugh but smile more. It will keep the energy vampires away.

Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagreements.

Make peace with your past, so it won’t mess up the present.

Don’t compare your life with others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

Today is special. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

Forgive everyone for everything. What other people think of you is none of your business.

Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.
Family / Re: ~ Why Husbands int!mate With Their Maids ~ by maaria(f): 7:18pm On Apr 29, 2013
hmmm
Family / ~ Why Husbands int!mate With Their Maids ~ by maaria(f): 3:54pm On Apr 29, 2013
Dear Women!
Have you ever asked yourself why husbands are sleeping with maids?

Well my findings revealed that maids are doing wives' duties.

Most wives are now full time facebookers, bb users,whatsapp etc chatting 24/7 at the expense of their homes.

Even when their husbands return from work, they won't welcome them with love and husbands that don't want argument, will go straight to the kitchen to get pure water to cool down.

Unfortunately maids whose 'oranges' are intact not floppy like wives will welcome your husbands.

At weekends, you don't stay home to cook special meals, you leave your maids to to do the task and where are you? Partying!

Don't you know these maids have needs as well and they have automatic promotion if your husbands should have s^x with them so pls dear women stop allowing maids to perform your duties.

Don't start crying when it happens because you pushed him to do what he never wanted to do.I know you may be busy, but if the Maid cooks food, be the one to serve that food to ur husband, welcom him always when he's from work, be the one to give him water to take a shower,and never let ur House Maid enter ur Bed room to clean there!

I dont say it is sole cause but i do say that it is one of the causes why Most men use to sleep with maid...

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Romance / Re: 10 Basic Rules For New Relationships by maaria(f): 2:48pm On Apr 29, 2013
guys, thanks for appreciation
Computers / Re: Computer Speaks Whatever You Type. All Windows by maaria(f): 9:31am On Apr 29, 2013
maybe problem of your service pack
Computers / Computer Speaks Whatever You Type. All Windows by maaria(f): 1:36pm On Apr 28, 2013
This is an amazing trick to amaze your friends.

-By using this trick you can make your computer to speak whatever you type.

-This trick is working on all microsoft operating system and does not require any programming skills.

-You have to follow just simple steps and your own Text to Voice software will be ready.

-If you show this software to any of your friends he will be certainly impressed with you .

-Ok,the trick is fairly simple and requires only 3 simple steps from your side.

-Let’s Begin
1.Open Notepad and copy and paste the following code into it
Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("What do you want me to say?","Speak to Me"wink Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice"wink sapi.Speak message


-2.Now save the notepad file with the name speak.vbs at your desktop.

-3.Now double click on speak.vbs type in the box whatever you want your computer to speak for you.
Romance / Re: 10 Basic Rules For New Relationships by maaria(f): 8:27am On Apr 28, 2013
ok
Romance / Re: He Never Make Me Cry Like You Do by maaria(f): 8:26am On Apr 28, 2013
why?
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Giving Defination Of Periods? Laugh You Stress Out by maaria(f): 4:48pm On Apr 27, 2013
huh
Romance / Re: He Never Make Me Cry Like You Do by maaria(f): 4:48pm On Apr 27, 2013
hmm! Thanks for your one words
Romance / 10 Basic Rules For New Relationships by maaria(f): 4:45pm On Apr 27, 2013
10 BASIC RULES FOR NEW RELATIONSHIP...

The following ten points I'm going to state are extremely simple, yet people sometimes forget them:

1.) ASSIGN BOUNDARIES:
if you're a big fan of PDA (public display of affection), make sure you create a line and not cross it. Whether you hold hands, kiss, lie on her lap, just do one of these and don't make it go overboard.

2.) PERSONAL SPACE IS IMPORTANT:
Make sure both of you give each other appropriate personal space.You're in a relationship, it doesn't mean you start creeping each other out.

3.) LOYALTY IS KEY
Don't play hide and seek with their feelings. If you have done something wrong, come clean.

4.) A CLEAN PAST
Let's face it, everyone makes mistakes at some point in their lives. So when you start a new relationship, make sure it's new in every aspect. Clear your past in front of your partner, so if some day some of your past demons wake up, nothing would decrease the love between you two and it will also strengthen their trust in you.

5.) DON'T CHEAT
You're probably saying to yourself "What sort of slowpoke would cheat?". You'd be surprised.

6.) KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM.
Every couple fights. Some fights end quickly. Some take time. Regardless of how long they go, you need to keep it between the two of you. Do NOT involve friends and family. It'll only make you two drift apart from each other in the long run.

7.) ONE SPECIAL DAY
Keep one day for the two of you. It could be thrice a month or four times a week, depends on you. But define a day for you two when cell phones are turned off, no work talk, no family talk, just the two of you spending some much-needed quality time together.

8.) BE FRIENDLY
Get to know each others' friends. It never hurts to get involved in their hangouts if they want you to.

9.) LITERAL DATES
You need to remember each others' birthdays. And the anniversary is important too. Celebrate each of these events with your full commitment and effort.

10.) KEEP IT SIMPLE
This one is especially for the ladies. Ladies, people love you, but you need to SAY what's on your mind rather than telling them "It's Okay" when it's really not. Keep it simple.

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Romance / He Never Make Me Cry Like You Do by maaria(f): 4:27am On Apr 27, 2013
One day a Boy and Girl meet after their breakup...

Boy : I heard u found some one new?

Girl : Yes & he is Really Good Boy

Boy :Oh really? Can he make you"Smile" like I do?

Girl : "NO, BUT HE NEVER MAKES ME"CRY" LIKE U DO"

Boy : *Spechhless*

One word for that girl
Jokes Etc / Akpos Giving Defination Of Periods? Laugh You Stress Out by maaria(f): 7:53pm On Apr 26, 2013
Teacher: Akpors,what is a period??

Akpors:Sir,I dont know it,but i think it is a very dangerous thing

Teacher:why do you say so??

Akpors:well,when my sister told mom and dad that she has missed her ""Period"" for six months,my mom fainted,my father got a heart attack and the garden boy ran away,

so i dont think period is a good thing...

do you agree with Akpos point of view? wink cheesy
Jokes Etc / Akpos Was Sitting And Girl Was Standing by maaria(f): 2:34pm On Apr 26, 2013
Akpos was seated ina bus and a lady came in, because the bus was filled up, she had to stand...

Akpos saying out loud: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated, it bothers me.

Girl: So what do you do,
(thinking akpos would be a gentle man and stand up 4 her to sit) ?
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Akpos:I close my eyes and sleep.
Romance / Re: Saying I Love You In Different Language by maaria(f): 5:01pm On Apr 23, 2013
hmmm
Romance / Re: Saying I Love You In Different Language by maaria(f): 7:58pm On Apr 22, 2013
hmmm! I Love You Too Guys
Romance / Saying I Love You In Different Language by maaria(f): 7:52pm On Apr 21, 2013
I LOVE YOU..."

English........ ... I Love You

Spanish........ .. Te Amo French......... .. Je T' aime

German......... . lch Liebe Dich

Japanese....... Ai Shite Imasu

Italian........ ..... Ti Amo

Chinese........ . Wo Ai Ni Swedish....Jag Alskar Dig

Eskimo......... .Nagligivaget

Greek.......... .. S'Agapo Russian.....Ya Lyublyu Tyebya

Albanian....... Une Te Dua

Finnish........ . Mina Rakkastan Sinua

Turkish........Seni Seviyorum

Hungarian... Se Ret Lay

Urdu... ... .... Mujhe Tum Se Pyar Ha

How do you say it in your language??
Literature / Re: Photo Quotes by maaria(f): 2:14pm On Jan 22, 2013
why it happens? I share images and nairaland does not show it? Please tell me why

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