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While others pray for long life
and prosperity, a Chinese
student identified as Zeng Jia
has done the opposite.
22-year-old Zeng Jia recently
surprised his family and loved
ones by holding her own funeral
while still alive.
She claims she want people to
think of her and to share the
excitement with her.
Zeng Jia paid for her own
funeral service with flowers and
photographers.
Zeng Jia’s funeral was graced by
several mourners who walked
past her while looking at her
‘dead body’ lying in a coffin.
She spent one hour lying in the
coffin with a doll on her chest
before she wake up to join her
funeral.
World of unending wonders!

WELCOME TO NIGERIA:
WHERE SEX
IS FREE &
LOVE IS COSTLY; WHERE LOOSING A
PHONE IS
MORE PAINFUL THAN LOOSING
VIRGINITY; WHERE U WEAR EXPENSIVE CLOTHES TO ATTRACTS BEAUTIFUL GIRLS; WHERE, IF U DON'T
CHEAT ON UR
PATNER U ARE NOT SMART AND
SHARP; WHERE
BATHROOMS HAVE BECOME A
PHOTO STUDIO; WHERE GETTING A
BLACKBERRY
PHONE IS GREATER THAN
ACHIEVING A BSC
DEGREE; WHERE BATHROOM SLIPPERS ARE WORN FOR NORMAL OUTING; WHERE KISSING HAS BECOME A BIG DEAL; WHERE BOMB BLASTS HAS BECOME A NORMAL DAY ACTIVITY; WHERE YAHOO GUYS THINK
THEY
HAVE BRIGHTER FUTURE THAN THE
GRAUDUATES...
A. True
B. False
C. Perhaps.

Singer Chris Brown has finally
spoken up on alleged weed
smoking incident during a live
performance in Ghana.
On Tuesday March 5th, 2013
Chris Brown was spotted
smoking a substance looking like
Marijuana on stage at the Hope
City concert in Accra, Ghana.
Organizers of the concert,
Charter House, categorically
denied media reports that the
music star smoked “weed”
during his performance at the
event. According to the events
outfit, Chris Brown smoked a
cigar, not marijuana.
On Tuesday Chris Brown blamed
Ghanaian Media for adding a
negative picture to his stage craft
while chatting on Power 105.1
FM’s The Breakfast Club radio
show.
Chris Brown further said;
“There’s a thing I did on my
whole tour called smoke by the
brain…So there’s a part of the
show that goes to a collage of
all the songs that talk about
weed…and everybody knows I
have a medical cause for
marijuana but for me I don’t
smoke it on stage.
Its a fake light like the way
they have the pre-rolled
tobacco.. so at every show I
fake it now that I gave the
secret away but in certain cities
like Amsterdam and LA I
definitely did. But as far as in
places where I can get into
trouble I avoid it. It was the
press over there that made a
big fuss about the whole thing,
everything else was cool. It was
just the press, so it made it
seem like it was a situation but
it wasn’t”.

The wife of singer Tuface Idibia,
Mrs Annie Idibia is pregnant.
According to sources, the
beautiful actress is very excited
about her pregnancy.
This baby will make Annie
Macaulay’s second baby and the
seventh child for 2face Idibia.
The African queen crooner has 5
other children with his two baby
mamas namely Pero Adeniyi and
Sumbo Ajaba.
2face and Annie Idibia welcomed
their first daughter Isabella
together in December 2009.
Congrats to the couple.

Pastor Chris Oyakhilome, the
founder of Christ Embassy church
worldwide has made history as
the current most followed
Nigerian celebrity on Twitter.
The popular motivational speaker
now has over 1 million Twitter
followers
As at the time of this report Chris
Oyakhilome’s Twitter fans count
is 1,152,370.
Other celebs who are very close
to the million fan mark are;
1. Hip hop singer Ayo Balogun
aka Wizkid @ 532,339
2. Dapo Oyebanjo, D’banj @
511,891
The inspirational Pastor of the
Believers’ Love World Inc has
millions of followers worldwide.
Twitter anointing in action…
Glory be to God.

The Police authorities have
dismissed one Corporal Abudu
Alonge who was reported to
have shot dead a pregnant
woman in Akure, Ondo State, on
Tuesday evening.
The shooting was said to have
been caused by the failure of the
driver of the commercial car the
pregnant woman was in to part
with N20 bribe along the Ijapo
road in Akure.
The incident which caused
pandemonium and disrupted
peace in the metropolis for over
two hours occurred around
6p.m.
It was learnt that the policeman
attached to the Ijapo police post
demanded from the driver
particulars of the car and after
producing them he insisted that
he should "settle" which the
driver refused.
Eye witness account said the
driver was heading to Akoko
area of the state in a Nissan
Almera car with number plate,
Ondo KAA 80 AA.
When the driver insisted that his
documents were up to date, the
policeman shot at the car and the
bullet hit the pregnant woman
who sat in the car. She reportedly
died instantly before she could
be rushed to nearby hospital and
confirmed dead by doctors.
The policeman took to his heels
and was assisted by his
colleagues from being lynched by
the irate youths who stormed
the major streets and made
bonfire.
However, Police authorities in the
state have confirmed that the
killer cop had been dismissed.
The PRO, Wole Ogodo,
condemned the killing and said
the incident is being
investigated.

The Jihadist violence which is
ravaging the Northern region of
the federal republic of Nigeria
appears to show no indications
of letting up. This is according
to information received by
247ureports.com from a
competent source within the
top echelons of the security
structure stationed in Kano.
As gathered, the Jihadist group
who had recently ramped up
their violent attacks in selected
States of Northern Nigeria –
particularly Kano, Bauchi and
Borno State. Our source pointed
to the continued talk of amnesty
by stakeholders within the
federal government of Nigeria –
as the principal cause for the
increased level of attacks.
Precisely, the antagonists against
the effort to grant amnesty to the
Jihadist based group – is alleged
to have raised the combative
tendencies of the group to
continue in their Jihadist quest.
Our source further revealed that
the Jihadist group has launched
a broad mass recruitment
campaign in the Kano State
environs. The recruitment
exercise is reportedly
headquartered inside the ancient
Islamic communities of Kano
metropolis.
The new recruits are taken to the
troubled West African country of
Mali for training. The training is
said to last a period of 4 to 6
months. A majority of the new
recruits are said be arriving Mali
by road transport.
According to our source, the
leader of the Jihadist group was
recently a guest of a wealthy
Islamic leader at a home located
in the northern senatorial district
of Bauchi State.
The leader of the group had
come to Bauchi to coordinate the
Bauchi recruitment. They arrived
Bauchi two days before Easter
Day on March 29 and according
to security sources – departed to
Mali on Easter Day.
The recruitment exercise is
reported by sources to have
netted the group an estimated
number of over 1,000 new
members within 19 to 30 days of
operation.
Already the Jihadist group has
begun preparations for a Black
June/July for the selected States
in the Northern regions of
Nigeria.

Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh is
taking a new turn after over 10
years of deep controversial
lifestyle.
The most eligible single girl in
Nollywood has committed her
little heart into the able hands of
God.
She said she has experienced
some pains even death can’t take
away….hmmm that is deep.
See her tweet below.
“Some painz even Death can’t
take away**Diz Little heart of
Mine, I commit to Thee O’lord**
Good choice Poko queen!

This occured at the wake-keeping ceremony of late Rev. Vicentia Aribe in New Jersey, U.S.A
The two Rev. Sisters were spotted rocking the dance floor as the MC of the event changed the music to psquare's hit song "chop my money." The Rev. Sisters got carried away by the music without considering the fact that they are Rev. Loves their swag, they no send people.
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Up Enugu rangers.
The best club in Nigeria.

My name is Damilola, I am 23 years old. I lost my parents in the Christmas Day Bombing in Madalla in 2011. Since the death of my parents, life has become a struggle for me. I thought all hope is gone before my uncle who lives in the North came to my rescue. He told me to come and live with him.
I moved into his house in early February of this year and he promised to fund my education.

I never knew this is the beginning of my misery in life. Few months back his wife traveled abroad to stay with their children for the summer and since then he has started behaving funny towards me.
He has been constantly demanding for sex from me as if am his wife. On one occasion, he called me to his bedroom but I refused knowing the dare consequences of it.
I asked him how on earth could I sleep with my father's younger brother but he didn't pay attention to my question. Since my refusal, he has been threatening me, he even told me he will send me back to my village if I don't allow him to sleep with me. After so much pressures and beating, I allowed him to have sex with me.
Few weeks ago, I started feeling so dizzy and tired. He then asked me to go for a check up and the doctor confirmed am indeed seven weeks pregnant for him. I told my uncle about the development and he asked me to abort the pregnancy. I’m afraid I, I’ve not done such thing before and the worst of it is that his wife would return by month end. He threatened to throw me out of the house if I don’t terminate the baby. I am in a desperate situation, what should I do, please advice me?

Below are the top unbelievable facts about Nigeria. Believe it or, some of them are real while others are pure humour so don't take them seriously.

>> Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to hearing the First Lady speak.

>> Lagos state Government lock 7 churches for noise pollution.

>> Nigeria’s President has the highest vehicle convoy in the world.

>> 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth.

>> Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered passed NECO and WAEC in Gombe state.

>> Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than the males.

>> The cost of living in Abuja is more expensive than the cost of living in London.

>> Nigeria has the highest number of musicians in the world.

>> Abuja girls are materialistic, expensive but cheap.

>> Beware of Edo girls.Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.

>>Fulani girls have the longest tongue.


>> Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.

>> There’s a place called Sabo in every state in Nigeria.

>> Gwagwalada is the hottest place in Nigeria.

>> Osun state has the highest number of yahoo boys in the country.

>> 4 out of every 5 Edo girls has connect in Italy.

>> Calabar girls don’t want your money, all they need is your energy.

>> China’s best market is 'Nigeria'.

>> An average Ibo man can smell money that is 100 meters away.

>> Nigeria are the highest users of slangs in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world.


>> The yoruba tribe are the English men, the Igbos are the Jews of Africa while, Hausas are the Arabs.

>> The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is “How far”...

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Count Rachel Baier in that exclusive group. The 14-year-old made a deal with her father, Paul. If Rachel stayed off of Facebook for five months, she'd find herself $200 richer.

To make sure everything was above board, a contract was signed by both parties. Rachel will get $50 if she resists the call of Facebook until mid-April. She'll score $150 more if she makes it to June 26. She has given her father her password, which he has changed to prevent her from accessing her account. According to the contract, Rachel intends to use the proceeds for "stuff."

We spoke with Paul Baier about the plan. It turns out, it was Rachel's idea. "She mostly wanted and needed the money as she has been frustrated by not finding babysitting jobs. She is an honors student but she says Facebook can be distracting."

Rachel originally asked for $70, but then, like an expert negotiator, she came back and asked for $200. "When she realized it would be for five months, she wanted an amount that would really excite her," Paul explained.

Paul hopes this may start a trend. "I've realized that she is part of a generation of kids that has grown up on Facebook. She's been on it for two years full time. This is two years of 24/7 teen discussion of friends, clothes, parties, etc. They can't get away from it. I'm proud she recognized the benefit of a hiatus. She plans to go on using it after the contract ends."

The contract expires on the last day of school. So far, she has no regrets.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/father-agrees-pay-teen-daughter-200-quit-facebook-232418798.html

More and more people are taking a break from Facebook. But not many are getting $200 for the effort. Count Rachel Baier in that exclusive group. The 14-year-old made a deal with her father, Paul. If Rachel stayed off of Facebook for five months, she'd find herself $200 richer. To make sure everything was above board, a contract was signed by both parties. Rachel will get $50 if she resists the call of Facebook until mid-April. She'll score $150 more if she makes it to June 26. She has given her father her password, which he has changed to prevent her from accessing her account. According to the contract, Rachel intends to use the proceeds for "stuff." We spoke with Paul Baier about the plan. It turns out, it was Rachel's idea. "She mostly wanted and needed the money as she has been frustrated by not finding babysitting jobs. She is an honors student but she says Facebook can be distracting." Rachel originally asked for $70, but then, like an expert negotiator, she came back and asked for $200. "When she realized it would be for five months, she wanted an amount that would really excite her," Paul explained. Paul hopes this may start a trend. "I've realized that she is part of a generation of kids that has grown up on Facebook. She's been on it for two years full time. This is two years of 24/7 teen discussion of friends, clothes, parties, etc. They can't get away from it. I'm proud she recognized the benefit of a hiatus. She plans to go on using it after the contract ends." The contract expires on the last day of school. So far, she has no regrets.

She didn't care! Slapping the baby doesn't mean anything to her, afterall, she wasn't the baby's mother. Whether she is the baby's mother or not, she got no reason to slap the baby. A baby who is too young to understand anything.

There must be a reason, it seems so. The malian teams are behaving like cowards.
But as 4 me, I am happy about the victory over mali.
UP NIGERIA, NAIJA FOR LIFE.

Wonders will never cease.
Mrs Moffat, the woman who gave birth to a miraculous bouncing baby boy was interviewed live on Radio Zimbabwe by a popular and celebrated radio talk show host Tilda Moyo. Mr and Mrs Moffat confirmed the miracle during the radio programme as the woman narrated what really took place. Sharing her testimony, Mrs Moffat said she had normal menstrual periods which ended on 15th November 2012. She revealed that on 16 November the couple got intimate, just like would do on any other day. On the 18th of November 2012 when the couple went to UFI Church, founded by flamboyant preacher, Prophet Emmanuel Makandiwa, who, during the service, prayed for female congregants who had pregnancies with complications.
The woman said Prophet Makandiwa declared that there would be a miracle pregnancy and deliverance within a space of hours, days and weeks and that is when Mrs Moffat began experiencing some signs of labour pains on her back and on the belly. "When I started having these pains I was rushed to doctors in town who prescribed me some medication to buy at a local pharmacy. On our way to Chitungwiza, where we stay, my husband and I jumped into a kombi. That is when my condition further deteriorated and my belly miraculously ballooned. It instantly grew to the size of a pregnant woman and both of us got surprised," she said. The mother of the miracle baby said they urged the kombi driver to increase speed and rush them to Chitungwiza Hospital. "After narrating my signs and symptoms to a nurse at the hospital, she instructed me to go straight to the labour room. This shocked both my husband and I. I later gave birth to a miracle bouncing baby boy whom we named Emmanuel," she revealed.