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eazzzy1: Igbo's-Baddest people ever liveth..Always using every opportunity to beg for the presidency and d second niger bridge. Una go tey

Craziness of d highest order.
Na only zzzzz dominated ur name. Shey Na last u won carry?

Mavin record boss Don Jazzy has made
history as the first entertainer to
receive a bottle of
world’s most
expensive wine from
controversial designer
Alexander Amosu .

Goût de Diamants champagne
[img]http://2.bp..com/-TFzO5Ifk_fc/Ubtn2sHT0VI/AAAAAAAAWDc/axIQ6_MbiVI/s1600/don.JPG[/img]
costs close to 250 Million
Nigerian Naira.
The designer used this
opportunity to honour Don
Jazzy.

http://naijagists.com/don-jazzy-gets-1st-bottle-of-2-million-champagne-from-alexander-amosu-worlds-most-expensive-wine/#
Another entertainer on Amosu’
list is Peter Okoye of P-Square.
He has promised to send him a
bottle too.
http://naijagists.com/worlds-most-expensive-champagne-bottle-by-alexander-amosu-costs-n290-million-may-this-never-chop-my-money-ijn-peter-okoye/

This is what Bollywood actress Jiah Khan wrote to her boyfriend , Suraj Pancholi hours before committing suicide last week.
https://cdn.koimoi.com/wp-content/new-galleries/2013/06/Angry-Jiah-Khan8027.jpg
“ I don’t know how to say this to you but I might as well now as I have nothing to lose. I’ve already lost everything. If you’re reading this I might have already left or about to leave. I am broken inside. You may not have known this but you affected me deeply toa point where I lost myself in loving you. Yet you tortured me everyday. These days I see no light I wake up not wanting to wake up. There was a time I saw my life with you, a future with you. But you shattered my dreams. I feel dead inside. I’ve never given so much of myself to someone or cared so much. You returned my love with cheating and lies. It didn’t matter how many gifts I gave you or how beautiful I looked for you. I was scared of getting pregnant but I gave myself completely the pain you have caused me everyday has destroyed every bit of me, destroyed my soul. I can’t eat or sleep or think or function. I am running away from everything. The career is not even worth it anymore. When I first met you I was driven, ambitious and disciplined. Then I fell for you, a love I thought would bring out the best in me. I don’t know why destiny brought us together. After all the pain, the rape, the abuse, the torture I have seen previously I didn’t deserve this. I didn’t see any love or commitment from you. I just became increasingly scared that you would hurt me mentally or physically. Your life was about partying and women. Mine was you and my work. If I stay here I will crave you and miss you. So I am kissing my 10-year career anddreams goodbye. I never told youbut I received a message about you. About you cheating on me. I chose to ignore it, decided to trust you. You embarrassed me. I never went out, I never went with anyone else. I am a loyal person. I never met anyone with Karthik I just wanted you to feel how you make me feel constantly. No other woman will give you as much as I did or love you as much as I did. I can write that in my blood. Things were looking up for me here, but is it worth it when you constantly feel the pain of heartbreak when the person you love wants to abuse you or threatens o hit you or cheats on you telling other girls they are beautiful or throws you out of their house when you haveno where to go and you’ve come to them out of love or when they lie to your face or they make you chase after them in their car. Or disrespects their family. You never even met my sister. I bought yoursister presents. You tore my soul. I have no reason to breathe anymore. All I wanted was love. I did everything for you. I was working for us. But you were never my partner. My future is destroyed my happiness snatchedaway from me. I always wished the best for you, was ready to invest what little money I had in your betterment. You never appreciated my love, Kicked me in the face. I have no confidence or self esteem left, whatever talent whatever ambition you took it all away. You destroyed my life. It hurt me so much that I waited for you for ten days and you didn’t bother buying me something. The Goa trip was my birthday present but even after you cheated I still spent on you. I aborted our baby when it hurt medeeply. You destroyed my Christmas and my birthday dinnerwhen I came back. When I tried my hardest to make your birthdayspecial. You chose to be away from me on Valentines Day. You promised me once we made it to one year we would get engaged. All you want in life is partying, your women and your selfish motives. All I wanted was you andmy happiness you took both away from me. I spent money on you selflessly you would throw in my face. When I would cry for you. I have nothing left in this world to live for after this. I wish you had loved me like I loved you. I dreamt of our future. I dreamt f our success. I leave this place withnothing but broken dreams and empty promises. All I want now is to go to sleep and never wake upagain. I am nothing. I had everything. I felt so alone even while with you. You made me feel alone and vulnerable. I am so much more than this”
Yours truly
Rabiya khan
Her mother found the letter in herwallet while searching for poems written by her.
The actress allegedly hung herself at her home in Mumbai, India last week.
This is so sad!
http://naijagists.com/jiah-khans-last-heartbreak-letter-to-boyfriend-before-commiting-suicide-she-wrote-this-to-suraj-pancholi-hours-before-killing-herself/

The Poko baby shall never cease to swim in controversies.
This crazy tweet has been
circulating Twitter since it
started on June 8, 2013 from a
Twitter user with handle
Ajayphem.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-eVc6U8JndiI/TqfRytdUmTI/AAAAAAAAI5c/8-5ls5lmnOI/s1600/tontolet+one.jpg[/img]
The below tweet was re-
tweeted by Nollywood actress
Tonto Dikeh and other notable
figures yesterday after the
popular blogger refused to wish
her a happy birthday.
The whole witch thing started
with a beef Nollywood actor Jim
Iyke had with Linda Ikeji last
year over a false publication.
In the Twitter war of words, Jim
Iyke called Linda, a
hermaphrodite witch… read
more
http://naijagists.com/jim-iyke-blasts-linda-ikeji-calls-her-hermaphrodite-witch-over-abusive-comments/
Well said Tonto Dikeh but are
you married yourself?
May be she be winch winch too
**wink**



Personal opinion : Life will
become a better place for all of
us if we can just stop these
unnecessary name-calling.
http://naijagists.com/linda-ikeji-why-dont-u-have-a-husband-are-u-a-witch-tonto-dikeh-retweet/

I am not certain whether this is the right section for this thread but I saw this online so I decided to share it here.
A Texas banker is upping the ante to $1 million for whoever solves a tricky problem that's been dogging mathematicians since the 1980s. The Texas based American Mathematical Society (AMS) on Tuesday said $1 million will be awarded for the publication of a solution to the Beal Conjecture number theory problem. Dallas banker D. Andrew Beal first offered the Beal Prize in 1997 for $5,000. Over the years, the amount has grown. AMS spokesman Michael Breen says a solution is more difficult than the one for a related problem - Fermat's Last Theorem - which didn't have a published solution for hundreds of years. Mr Beal is a self-taught mathematician and founder of the Beal Prize. He says he wants to inspire young people to pursue math and science. An AMS-appointed committee will award this prize for either a proof of, or a counterexample to, the Beal Conjecture, published in a refereed and respected mathematics publication. The prize money is being held in trust by the AMS until it is awarded. Income from the prize fund is used to support the annual Erdős Memorial Lecture and other activities of the Society. According to the AMS website, the $1million prize will be awarded to anyone who can solve and fulfill the following: If Ax + By = Cz , where A, B, C, x, y and z are positive integers and x, y and z are all greater than 2, then A, B and C must have a common prime factor.
The administration of the Beal Prize is overseen by a Beal Prize Committee (BPC) to be appointed by the President of the AMS. The formal charge of the BPC and the 'Procedures for Determination of an Award of the Beal Prize' are subject to the review and approval by the Council of the AMS. The Beal Prize Fund is held as a restricted asset of the American Mathematical Society (AMS), with US$1,000,000 to be awarded if, in the judgment of the BPC, the conjecture is proved or a counterexample is presented. A proposed solution of the Beal Prize Problem may not be submitted directly to the AMS, or to the Beal Prize Committee, or to Mr Beal. Unpublished manuscripts will not be considered. The BPC will consider a proposed solution if it is a complete mathematical solution of the Beal Prize Problem. Before consideration, a proposed solution (the 'Work') must be published in a refereed mathematics publication which is respected and, in the opinion of the BPC, maintains the highest editorial standards (or published in another form as the BPC decides may qualify). In the case of a counterexample, the proposed solution will be subject to independent verification. Upon publication, the author(s) of the Work should notify the AMS and the BPC. The Work must be widely accepted by the mathematics community following a two- year waiting period after publication. In the case of a counterexample, that recognition and acceptance by the community may happen much sooner. Following the waiting period, the BPC will decide whether the Work merits detailed evaluation. If the Work is to receive detailed evaluation, the BPC and the AMS will identify at least two experts who can verify the correctness of the Work and who are not members of the BPC to assist in the evaluation. Upon completion of the evaluation, if the BPC can make a clear decision, it may award the prize and determine attribution of credit for a solution.
http://m.naij.com/news/36439.html

blink182: Fancy twist to a very old joke.

This is not a joke. U are so naive.

Who really owns a man?
His mother or wife?
AN ARGUMENT:
Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast
for a year.
Wife: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking It.
Mother: I carried him for nine months.
Wife: He was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now.
Mother: He passed between my legs with pains.
Wife: Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays between my legs like everyday and I scream with pains each night.
Pls WHO OWNS A MAN?

An Ikeja High
Court in Lagos
State today
announced his
decision in respect of Olaolu
Salau and sentenced him to
an imprisonment of 168 years
with hard labor for defrauding
a Lagos-based businessman,
Solomon Ayoola, of N2.5
million.
Judge Adeniyi Onigbanjo gave
the verdict following a plea
bargain between the convict
and the Economic and Crimes
Commission (EFCC). Under the
terms of the bargain, Mr. Salau
pleaded guilty to an amended
24-count charge.
In sentencing him, the judge
ordered that the convict serve
seven years for each of the 24-
counts at Kirikiri Prisons, Lagos.
Justice Onigbanjo however
ordered that the sentence run
concurrently starting from
December 11, 2007, the date
Mr. Salau was arrested by the
EFCC.
In addition to the jail sentence,
the convict was also ordered to
pay restitution of N2.5 million
to his victim. The judge ruled
that he must pay the cash
within a year of his release
from prison.
The court also approved a plan
by prosecutors to use Mr. Salau
as a prosecution witness
against the remaining
defendants.
Mr. Salau was originally
arraigned with four others on
allegations of conspiracy and
defrauding Mr. Ayoola at
different times to the tune of
N2.5 million. The alleged
fraudsters reportedly told Mr.
Ayoola that they could increase
his money by invoking an
invisible entity.
According to the charges, dated
May 6 and filed on May 7, 2013
by the EFCC, the convict was
charged with conspiring with
four others with intent to
defraud the businessman of
various sums between June
and November 2006. The
offence contravened section
419 of advanced fee fraud and
miscellaneous offences. Mr.
Ayoola had written a complaint
to the EFCC in September 2007.
Prosecutors disclosed that EFCC
investigators established that
the fraudsters had obtained the
sum of N2.5 million between
June and November 2006. The
findings led to a 24-count
charge, one on conspiracy and
23 others bordering on
advanced fee fraud and
obtaining money by false
pretence.
The case was originally handled
by Justice Habeeb Abiru. In the
course of trial, Mr. Salau, who
had been in custody for seven
years, wrote to the EFCC to
request a plea bargain.
The other three defendants,
Akinsowon Olufemi, Adebisi
Adewale, and Muyiwa Ayeni
have been remanded in Kirikiri
Prison until July 22 when their
trial is due to resume.
http://m.naij.com/news/36129.html

Hunger Hits Boko Haram
Members: 56 Insurgents
Caught While Searching For
Food
Military authorities in Borno
State they had arrested a
group of 56 terrorists that
were moving from village to
village in search of food,
following a tip off from
civilians.
Some member of the group,
according to the Director of
Defence Information, Brigadier-
General Chris Olukolade, who
were moving around in a
Toyota Land Cruiser Jeep with
registration number Borno XA
428 ADM, suspected to have
been stolen, were arrested at
Daban Masara village while
looking for food.
Weapons found in their
possession included AK-47
rifles, single-barrel shotgun,
double-hand shotgun and
various calibres of arms.
Other items recovered from the
group included seven packs of
Improvised Explosive Devices
(IED), two rocket-propelled gun
chargers, two machetes, bomb
detonators, camouflage and
other military uniforms. They
were also with charms, seven
vehicles and eight tricycles.
Olukolade said that it was
believed that some stranded
terrorists were keen on
establishing new camps.
According to him, most of them
are currently in search of food,
and are being trailed by military
operatives.
The defence spokesman also
disclosed that there were a few
encounters with some
insurgents in forest locations,
apart from the identified and
destroyed camps.
He said that the intensive
cordon and search operation
being conducted by the troops
of the Special Forces received a
major boost from civilian
cooperation in communities
close to locations being focused
in the operation.
http://m.naij.com/news/35977.html

valicious1: Would i be wrong to assume that 92% of nairalanders are below 20yrs' click "like" if am correct.
Seun please stop insulting us by allowing these childish threads on frontpage.

I disagree.

LAGOS — National convener of Igbo Nationality Rights Assembly, INRA, Chief Sam Okey Nwosu, hassaid that unless the Igbo nation indulged in self cleansing and evaluation, it will continue to playsecond fiddle in the scheme of things in the Nigerian project.
Nwosu, who spoke with journalists at the recent summit of ethnic nationalities of the South held in Lagos, insisted that instead of the Igbos to blame others for their marginalisation in the scheme of things in the country, the Igbo elite must do deep soul- searching and evaluation to locate the cause of the marginalisation.
Noting that the average Igbo man was marginalised because the elite that were supposed to stand and protect their interest had become commercial merchandize with a price tag on their heads, Nwosu blamed the Igbo elite, Ohanaeze and political leaders for keeping quiet while their kinsmen were being murdered daily in the North by the terrorist group,Boko Haram.
He said: “As an Igbo elite, I must confess that unlike others like the Yorubas, Ijaws, Hausas and other smaller ethnic nationalities,we have failed to chart the path of greatness for our race in the scheme of things in what I call the Nigerian project.
“While the elite of the Yoruba, Hausa and other nationalities sacrifice their personal interests for their tribes, the Igbo elite trade their race for personal gains. Today our kinsmen are being slaughtered daily in the North and yet not a word of protest from our so called elite and Ohanaeze. If this happened to the Yoruba, Hausa or Ijaw, they would mount a strong campaign and put pressure on the Federal Government until the families of the victims are adequately compensated.
“It is painful that at political meetings, when others are scheming to project the greater good of their people, the Igbos are looked upon as people with aprice tag. Look at what is happening to MASSOB and its leaders. While violent and very destructive groups are offered amnesty, MASSOB leaders that have always preached non violence are to be tried for treason and I have not heard anyof the so called Igbo leaders raisea voice in defence of them, meanwhile compare it to the media blitz in defence of Asari Dokubo by the Ijaws,you will understand what I’m talking about. ”
Nwosu said the talk of a NigerianPresident of Igbo extraction shallremain a mere talk unless the Igbo elite come together to define the interest of Indigbo in the Nigeria project.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/why-igbo-must-embark-on-self-cleansing-nwosu/

Chelsea now in pole position to land £80m deal for Madrid star, Christiano Ronaldo.
In a shocking turn of events,it now appears that Chelsea are set to usurp Manchester United in their bid to attain the services of Real Madrid midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo for next season.
Former Real Madrid President Ramon Calderon has reportedly dismissed United’s financial ability to lure the Portuguese forwardback to Old Trafford. He has also suggested that Ronaldohas become disillusioned with life in the Spanish capital, and that he might bekeen to move to another capital such as London.
“Ronaldo said he was sad atthe beginning of the season.I think the relationship with the current president is not a good one, maybe because the president doesn’t like the players he inherited” Calderon said.
He continued, “There are notmany teams that could afford to pay him what he deserves and who can [also]pay Real Madrid what they are asking for. There are three clubs – Manchester City, PSG and Chelsea. I don’t think any other club is goingto pay that amount for a player. ”
“They [Real} are going to negotiate the contract and they will make a decision. It’s something we well knowin a few weeks” finished Calderon.
Mourinho, Chelsea’s likely imminent manager is said tohave been hugely keen on maintaining the services of Ronaldo at the Blues should he return to Stamford Bridge.

Nigerian music superstar Ayodeji Balogun known on stage as Wizkid has revealed that he will love to marry Barbados-born music star Rihanna should the opportunity present itself.
The 23-year-old Pakurumo hit singer is currently basking in international music success and while he is receiving a lot of attention from other women, he rather has his eyes on Diamonds singer Rihanna.
Listing five of his wildest and craziest dreams on the Volt on Channel 0, Wizkid disclosed that: “I will like to marry Rihanna.”
[img]http://2.bp..com/-okjZhYb65is/UM9o-9HMxRI/AAAAAAAABOk/CQK8uVKPCbk/s1600/wizkid.jpg[/img]
“I just wanna wake up in the morning looking in her face. Gosh that will be lovely,” he noted beaming with smiles.
Well with Rihanna’s relationship with Chris Brown once again hitting the rocks, Wizkid might have a shot at her as she could be on the hunt for a new man.
This will not be the first time the talented musician is professing love for a female celebrity.
Last year, he disclosed in an interview on The Juice on Ndani TV that he had a crush on 34-year-old Nollywood superstar actress, Genevieve Nnaji.
According to Wizkid, “I really had a crush on Genevieve until I met her and I realized she was my aunty. I love her. When I was a kid, I loved watching her movies. I met her when I was with my older uncles, they told her to come meet their boy (me) and I said ‘Good evening ma’. It is all good though, I still love you Genevieve.”
When teased by Toolz, host of The Juice if he could still date the 34-year-old screen goddess, he said, “Yea, definitely, but I doubt she would date me.”
Wizkid also disclosed that his wildest and craziest dreams include, robbing a bank with the help of his friends, robbinga shoe store and wearing a new pair every hour.
He said he will love to have a private party with Beyoncé, Rihanna and Nicki Minaj in one room. All the three divas to himself.
The Holla At Your Boy singer added that he will love to also chew his chicken bones in public.
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, is it possible?

kirian202: Omo see race. Una no want virgin again abi una don run out of virgin in heaven. Lai lai dat one no go happen una MUST finish dis war. Na now dis war film come dey sweet me after I go buy popcorn credit make I relax enjoy de only season film Wey come out from naija na him una wan run. Dat one no go happen abeg next episode joor!!!

You are so funny. Lwkmd.
Na only boko haram season 1 u dey watch since 2009. Season 5 dey for market. Na that 1 tough past.

Chelsea is the best team in the world, while Real Madrid is the seventh best and Manchester United is 19th
This is according to the International Federation of FootballHistory and Statistics, an organisation recognised and supported by, although not affiliated with, FIFA.
Their latest Club World Rankings, accounting for results between March 1 2012 and February 28 2013, have produced some results that seem bizarre.
Another accolade: European champions Chelsea should enjoy being the No 1 team in the world while it lasts In second place are Atletico Madrid and third, Chelsea's vanquished Champions League final opponents Bayern Munich. Fourth are Club World Cup champions Corinthians, while the mighty Barcelona are down in fifth.
The rankings are calculated by including results from national league matches, continental and intercontinental competitions and the most important national cup competition, ignoring results before the last 16 phase....
The top 20 sides in the world
1. Chelsea (307)
2. Atletico Madrid (304)
3. Bayern Munich (292)
4. Corinthians (287)
5. Barcelona (283)
6. Boca Juniors (281)
7. Real Madrid (277)
8. Juventus (241)
9. Inter Milan (234)
10. Sao Paulo (230)
11. Universidad de Chile Santiago (223)
12. Fluminense (222)
13. Basel (220)
14. Fenerbahce (216)
15 Lazio
16. Dortmund (215)
17. Lyon (214)
18. PSG (210)
19. Manchester United (205)
20 Club Libertad Asuncion
21 Celtic
Other English sides in the top 100
25. Liverpool (200)
37. Tottenham (186)
50. Arsenal (169)
56. Man City (161)
65. Newcastle (152).

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]yes I couldnt find a good buyer for him so my stomach brought him.

https://www.nairaland.com/703641/son-sale-special-discount[/quote]You are under-arrest for eating your son. You are charged with cannibalism. Your offense contravenes/contradicts crime section 213 of 1999 constitution, federal republic of Nigeria.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]wow delicious. reminds me of my son.[/quote]Did your son suffered the same fate.

What's wrong in this photo?
https://www.naijaexposed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/some-men-have-it-175x300.jpg

Wonders as they say, shall never cease.
This is the picture of a chinese man eating a roasted baby.
Chaiii! This world is filled with evils and evil-doers. People keep saying tomorrow will be better, but they never knew today was yesterday's tomorrow.
https://www.naijaexposed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/542500_402352846524333_86760371_n-226x300.jpg
http://www.naijaexposed.com/picture-of-a-china-man-eating-roasted-baby

Nairaland is slowly becoming an Fully Academic Forum. If these rules had been enforced strictly in the past, I can assure you Nairaland wouldn't have had as many members as it has today. Most people come here to have fun and not necessarily to debate, argue or proffer solutions to Nigeria's unending problems.

I'm still offended by rule 17 as it makes me understand that other religions can be freely insulted except Islam. Also rule 21 implies that poorly educated people will be banned from this forum.

Meanwhile you could also insert an unregister button for those people who may want to opt out of this New Rigid Institution.
Moderators, ban me now, but what I know is that "say the true and the truth shall set u free."

People keep saying TOMORROW will be better, but they never knew TODAY WAS YESTERDAY'S TOMORROW.
I don't hate Obama, but I hate his behaviour, habits and characters.

chaii, Barca don suffer.

@Op. U are an anti-biafra.

When I was young. I heard people saying that India scored 99 goals against Nigeria, but Nigeria only scored one goal. They also said Nigeria won the match because the Indian team has vowed that if Nigeria concede one goal, they would be declared the winner. Therefore, they said sam okwaraji scored the goal with a great shot, but died immediately.
Years later, I discovered that sam okwaraji died in a match against Angola.
Obviously, I realised that it was a false rumour.
Nigeria never played against India, I haven't seen it in Nigeria football History, but only heard people saying it.

HOW SMART ARE YOU

Friends, Let me see how smart you are:
A Man was found murdered on 21-6-2011 (Sunday Afternoon) inside his house, his wife called the police.

::Investigation begins::
They asked everyone around a question...

Police: where were you when his death happened?
Wife: I was sleeping upstairs when the murder took place.
Cook: I was cooking in the kitchen.
House girl: I went to collect the children from school.
Gardener: I was cutting the flowers at the backyard.
Gate man: Oga sent me to buy newspaper for junction.

After listening to their answers, the police arrested the murderer...

Who is the murderer? kindly elaborate?

The Hisba Board of the northern
state of Kano has discovered 20
HIV positive and five pregnant
among the 1,000 women to be
married in the third batch of
mass wedding on Sunday.
The Commander General of the
board, Sheik Aminu Daurawa,
disclosed this in an interview.
He said the affected women
were detected during the
medical screening conducted on
the prospective brides by the
board across the 44 local
government areas of the state.
Aminu said that 20 prospective
couples were also found to be
HIV positive during the
mandatory medical check-ups.
He said that each of the 44
councils would hold the wedding
prayer session for 21 couples
while the session for the
remaining 76 couples would be
conducted in the state capital.
The commander general said the
board had set aside N10 million
to be paid as dowries to the
brides in addition to providing
other essential items for the
couples.
Aminu said that the renowned
Kano-based businessman, Alhaji
Isiyaka Rabi’u and the Governor
of the Central Bank (CBN), Sanusi
Lamido Sanusi had donated N2
million and N1 million
respectively toward the success
of the programme.
‘’A chieftain of the PDP and
traditional title holder of Dan-
Saran Kano in the state, Alhaji
Gambo Danpass has also
donated 200 bundles of lace to
the brides’’
‘’In addition GLO Mobile
Telecommunication company has
donated 2,000 SIM cards for
distribution free to the couples’’,
Aminu said.
NAN recalls that traders at the
popular Kantin Kwari Textile
Market had last month donated
N5 million toward the success of
the mass wedding.