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HartIse:
Sorry for the late reply Macjireh, it's mostly English synonyms, sentence completion, passage reading, analogy questions & some arithmetic sha

then I'm in sumfin. Help me Lord.

thanks all d same

HartIse:
Hi guys, Pls who else wrote the aptitude test for June 1st, any news??Please message me

pls wat exactly were d questions, cuz I have mine on Tuesday

jaey:
Nice info. Thanks

ur welcome

jaey:
Just got a message from 'PEOPLEPLUS' saying that they are recruiting for Zenith Bank, though the test is at Zenith bank headquarters. I just hope it's not an outsourcing firm doing this again cos it better to deal with the bank directly. Dunno if any1 is in the same shoe as mine.

they are genuine. I've been there b4

butanep:
You are very funny man.

every body says I'm funny. maybe I should go and become a comedian sef..

but jokes apart, will like to work with u

butanep:
Hmmmmm. I have actually taught about it. My friends are persuading me to take the office job but I still remain resilient because I know what I get from it.

if I were u, I will open a lecture centre with it, but if u are still tempted to go 4d job, no problem.


I also stay in Benin, u can give me d lecturing job leme take over from u

chigoizie7:
Nigerian government is a useless as "p" in psychology.


1. Why would the price drop down to 50% and u still make profits? This is because the cost of the essential raw material which is crude dropped drastically. This is understandable and it is the right thing to do.


2. What I don't understand is why Nigerian government has kept on buying other petroleum products (AGO,PMS and kerosene) @ the same price they used to buy it when the prices of the raw material (crude) was above $100/barrel, now that it has dropped to $50/barrel?

If u apply the logic in my question 1 above on question 2, u all will agree with me that the prices of all petroleum products should automatically drop by @least 50%.the very same way the prices of LNG dropped by 50%. After all, na the same raw material dem d use produce both commodities.


So, why is naija still buying @ inflated prices? Or can't they negotiate? Abi dem no mind weda it's citizens are suffering or not?

They will keep quiet and allow them to be exploited.
I pray for my country naija.

DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND D ECONOMIC
TERMS PLAYING HERE, BUT D LITTLE I
UNDERSTAND IS DAT, SINCE WE DEPEND
LARGELY ON SALES OF CRUDE OIL TO RUN
OUR ECONOMY, D PAYMENT WE NOW GET
HAS DROPPED.
FOR INSTANCE, LETS SAY WE USED TO SELL
2000 BARRELS PER DAY AS AT 2014 AND WE
MADE $100,000 DAILY FROM SALES OF
CRUDE, NOW IN 2016, D QUANTITY OF CRUDE
WE SELL DAILY HAS DROPPED TO SAY 900
BARRELS PER DAY BECAUSE OTHER
COUNTRIES HAVE INCREASED THEIR SUPPLY.
ELEMENTARY ECONOMICS TEACHES DAT
INCREASED SUPPLY LOWERS DEMAND. NOW
DS ON ONE SIDE.
SECONDLY D "900" BARRELS WE NOW
SUPPLY DAILY USED TO SELL AT 2000X
$115 , BUT NOW WE SELL AT 900X $50
DAILY. DO D MATH AND U SEE THAT NIGERIA
IS LEFT WITH LITTLE OR NOTHING TO RUN
HER ECONOMY.
THIRDLY DEVALUATION SEEMED TO BE D
ONLY WAY OUT. A SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING
OF DEVALUATION TO ME IS ADDING MORE
TAX ACROSS ON EVERY COMMODITY BOUGHT
IN A COUNTRY. THIS IS SHOWN ON D
CURRENCY BY WHICH WE EXCHANGE FOR
GOODS IN D INTERNATIONAL MARKET WHICH
IS DOLLAR. BY SO DOING, D GOVERNMENT
WILL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO RUN
PROJECTS, PAY WORKERS AND STUFF.
DZ AND MANY MORE ARE D REASONS Y FUEL
PRICES ARE ALSO ON D HIGH SIDE.
I HOPE DS EXPLANATION CAN SUSTAIN U
TILL WEN U GET A MORE TECHNICAL ONE
FROM AN ECONOMIST.

micxwell:
Yes o brother, that's one thing I don't understand about this whole oil and gas stuff. The price keeps falling in the international market and yet we still pay MORE for it here in Nigeria, I'll want someone that understands to explain!

DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND D ECONOMIC TERMS PLAYING HERE, BUT D LITTLE I UNDERSTAND IS DAT, SINCE WE DEPEND LARGELY ON SALES OF CRUDE OIL TO RUN OUR ECONOMY, D PAYMENT WE NOW GET HAS DROPPED.

FOR INSTANCE, LETS SAY WE USED TO SELL 2000 BARRELS PER DAY AS AT 2014 AND WE MADE $100,000 DAILY FROM SALES OF CRUDE, NOW IN 2016, D QUANTITY OF CRUDE WE SELL DAILY HAS DROPPED TO SAY 900 BARRELS PER DAY BECAUSE OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INCREASED THEIR SUPPLY. ELEMENTARY ECONOMICS TEACHES DAT INCREASED SUPPLY LOWERS DEMAND. NOW DS ON ONE SIDE.

SECONDLY D "900" BARRELS WE NOW SUPPLY DAILY USED TO SELL AT 2000X $115 , BUT NOW WE SELL AT 900X $50 DAILY. DO D MATH AND U SEE THAT NIGERIA IS LEFT WITH LITTLE OR NOTHING TO RUN HER ECONOMY.

THIRDLY DEVALUATION SEEMED TO BE D ONLY WAY OUT. A SIMPLE UNDERSTANDING OF DEVALUATION TO ME IS ADDING MORE TAX ACROSS ON EVERY COMMODITY BOUGHT IN A COUNTRY. THIS IS SHOWN ON D CURRENCY BY WHICH WE EXCHANGE FOR GOODS IN D INTERNATIONAL MARKET WHICH IS DOLLAR. BY SO DOING, D GOVERNMENT WILL HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO RUN PROJECTS, PAY WORKERS AND STUFF.

DZ AND MANY MORE ARE D REASONS Y FUEL PRICES ARE ALSO ON D HIGH SIDE.
I HOPE DS EXPLANATION CAN SUSTAIN U TILL WEN U GET A MORE TECHNICAL ONE FROM AN ECONOMIST.

NA TO SACK THEIR WORKERS REMAIN.

WAT A BAD TIME TO WORK IN D OIL&GAS

onismate:
I had made up my mind to make it in this life no matter what it takes. And when it’s your time, no one can change it.
October 2013 after my passing out parade (POP) of NYSC, two months later I was informed by a neighbour of mine that mobil oil was recruiting. I called about 6 of my friends to inform them so we all will apply. We applied together and we were invited for their test. It was unfortunate when we got to the test hall because I felt it was our first ever attempt of job hunting. The questions given to us, each has 4 options with 2 correct answers. So we were asked to pick two answers from the options. It was so annoying to us. When we came out of the test hall, I and my friends were complaining.
Few weeks later when the test result came out, it was only one of us that made it to the next stage which is the oral interview. The worse part of it was that the guy that made it to the next stage had written mobil test before but never told us. He was used to that pattern of test, he had the experience so he was able to cross. It pained us because he never informed us that that is how mobil tests are so we could prepare for what was to come. It was after he had been called that he began telling us that he had done mobil test before and how they operate. The thing pain me enter my bone because me sef wey get the job information I shared it among us friends and he couldn’t tell us what he knew. Well, after everything I moved on with my life.
few months later, I took out two weeks to move round some major oil companies in Port Harcourt. I got their addresses. I also did research too and got some on their websites. I was preparing to submit physical (hardcopy) CV to those companies. I edited my CV, printed and did photocopies. I took out 2 weeks to submit my CV to about 23 companies in Port Harcourt. Na so I begin wait for calls. One month pass, two months pass and three months pass, yet no call from any company was coming into my phone. Na so I just remove my mind from them. I decided to upgrade my knowledge. Since I studied Mechanical engineering, I felt like going for training on Autocard. After registering for the course, I still continued with my job hunting.
Two months later, still no job yet. I was coming back from Autocard class when I received a call. The caller was a female. She said she was calling from ******* oil, one of the companies I submitted my CV to during my mass CV submission period. I had even forgotten sef. She called my name and asked if she was really talking with me! I told her “yes.” She asked me couple of questions about me which I answered. She asked where I was and I told her. She said If i should come for an interview the next two days. That day sef was the day I was to write my exam for Autocard lesson. I was very sincere. I told her that I have an exam that day and it won’t be right for me to just leave like that but I will inform them first. She said I was right, that I should inform them. After the call I called my people in my Autocard office. They asked me to go that after the interview I should come back for the exam.
I went to the company’s office. I was expecting a major interview but it turned out to be a familiarity session. After everything, I was asked to go to the HR for my appointment letter. I was sooooo happy. When I told my friends, they were so surprised how I got a job in that oil company because it’s believe that if one doesn’t have any connection or any one in that company they can’t get any job in that company. Some of my friends asked how I manage to get into the company. Me sef I no know. I tell them say na God. Not after a month later, one of the staff played me a tape and explained how I got the job. He said the former person occupying the position was a female who studied chemical engineering. Her dad was influential and rich so she just got the job on a platter of gold. But she was inexperienced and not into the job. If they ask her to bring plyer she would go get a scissors. That was where their boss asked that she should be removed from that department and asked that they should find someone who studied mechanical Engineering to fill the position. So the HR team had to get all the over 200 CVs their post box. And I was the only one that studied Mechanical Engineering. So they had to call me. “Chaiii, na so my body dey do me yori-yori.” I was very lucky and favoured. All that made me remember the day I came to submit my CV at that company. The gateman no even allow me enter. I had to kneel down and begged oooo. He had to just collect my CV and closed their company’s gate. But when I resumed I didn’t see the gateman again. Today I am so grateful to God Almighty. I am just rising.

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1149-after-a-disappointing-outing-at-mobil-interview-and-betrayal-by-friend-he-finally-gets-a-job-in-an-oil-company

all ds happened BTW 2013 and 2016?
gud for u anyways...

Nikkyrose:
I will have to ask first.

got ur PM. I've sent my CV to u. Thanks alot

[quote author=Nikkyrose post=45990349][/quote]pls can I send mine to u to send to d person

[quote author=Nikkyrose post=45990349][/quote]pls can I send mine to u to send to d person

legalspices:
Hello fellow NLs, am at a cross road here....I have been dating this Igbo guy for over 5yrs now, am Yoruba tho but we both didn't see it as a barrier what matters to us is the love and connection between us.....he is well known by my family and accepted too but the problem is his parents...his brothers and sisters are indifferent about it...but his parents frowns against any of them marrying outside Igbo...his kid sis is over 30 and still single cos of this issue.


Wont I be treated like an outcast?? My kids?? Whose MIL or FIL doesn't show up for their son's wedding?? She won't show up for my 'omugwo'??

A part of me thinks I can handle the situation, but then another part is asking me to move on.

Words of advice pls....I really love this guy

CHAI,,,,LOVE EEEEYYYYY,,,,WHO SEND LOVE DS KIND MSG NOW
BABE I ADVISE U RUN FOR UR LIFE. U MAY END UP BEING MISERABLE IN DAT MARRIAGE LATER. THEY CAN EVEN MAKE U BARREN SPIRITUALLY. LOVE IS A WICKED TIN FYI.....ITS A PITY U GUYS ALLOWED 5YRS WASTED.
HOW COME FOR 5YRS U DIDN'T KNOW D MIND OF D PARENTS. I ACTUALLY BLAME U 4NOT OPENING UR EYES ALL DS WHILE. SORRY DON'T GO AHEAD, MARRIAGE IS A VERY COMPLICATED MATTER......

Nikkyrose:
A staff of the bank helped me submit about 2weeks ago.

sorry was it by hard copy or thru email

Nikkyrose:
Thanks, I also did the test today, was among the first batch, how bout you?

pls wen did u apply and wat email address did u send to. pls help me

WITH ALL D BIG NAMES U PARADE, U GUYS DON'T HAVE GOOD ROAD'S TO ALL UR VILLAGES. D STATE IS STILL HIGHLY UNDERDEVELOPED




NO HATIN, JUST SAYING D TRUTH

Your Land Or Your Blood.


By Adamu Mohammed.



Ever since President Muhammadu Buhari took over the mantle of leadership of this great country Nigeria, we(Hausa-Fulanis) have come under severe media attack from enemies of progress. Just because they are educated than us, they stereotype us with negativity. Just because they own and control the media, they use the media against us.

But let me make something clear to you stupid fellows hating us, whether you love us or hate us, it doesn't change anything. We are who we are and we will continue to remain like that. We hate you even more and we can never love you because you are all infidels. I pity those of you who keep deluding yourselves that we can love and trust you simply because you worked against your people to our own advantage, never!

I heard that the stupid Governor of Oyo State, Ajimobi said that they won't accept the proposed Grazing Bill. But my message to the filthy Yoruba pig is that, if you don't want to give us your cursed land, we will rear our cattle not only on your farmlands but in your churches. And if you try to stop us, we would killed your chicken hearted men like rabbits then turn your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters to our sex slaves like we have always done.

It is either you give the whole of South to us to use as grazing reserve or we soak it with your blood. And what you would do like you always do is noise on Facebook and Twitter. you cannot be united against us because there would always be the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and Okorocha in your midst who will divide you for selfishness and love of money. Such treacherous characters can't survive in our midst because we burn them and their families.

I so much detest Southern Christians because they are the problem of this country. If I have my way, there won't be any functional church in this country, especially in the North. That's why I am so much happy with Governor El-rufai who is living up to the expectations of Allah in Kaduna State. We are not really pleased with President Muhammadu Buhari who is too slow to implement everything we asked him to implement in this country for us, he has not even done 20% of the Northern/Islam agenda, what he is waiting for I don't know.

We will make life unbearable for Igbos like they are in Hell, and yet we won't let them have their useless Biafra because the whole of South is a conquered territory. We can never see Yorubas as allies no matter how hard they try to please or serve us because they are born traitors and infidels. Those slaves in the Middle Belt would continue to be willing tools in our hands, and the day they attempt to raise their heads, we will cut off their heads like weeds. I lack words to tell the inconsequential and always crying Niger Delta because what we are waiting for is for President Buhari to declare state of emergency in Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta, then we will show them how to use power.

We are at war with you people but we won't allow the country to breakup because, natural resources found in any part of the country is our heritage and birth right. We will continue killing you in large numbers until you are truly submissive to us as your slave masters. We won't stop killing you until we fully takeover your land as a conquered territory. This is not the time to mince words, this is not the time to sugarcoat things, and this is not the time to be economical with the truth, this is nothing but the truth, ignore it at your own peril.
[5/5, 9:16 PM] ‪+234 802 948 1691‬: GRAZING RESERVE BILL.

Please continue to pass this leaked information until every Yoruba, Igbo, all tribes and all Christian parts of Nigeria gets alerted.
This was planned many years by Fulanis as a strategic way to Islamization of Nigeria.
That was why Buhari continued running for presidency even at his old age because they knew he is the most possible mean to achieve their goal.
In 1804 - 1808. Fulanis came in from Guinea to the Northern part of Nigeria, led by Usman Dan fodio .He lead in jihad against the Hausa kingdoms of the northern Nigeria. The forces of Usman dan Fodio slowly took over more and more of the Hausa kingdoms through war. By 1810, Fulanis had already conquered all hausas.
They formed boko haram sect solely for the process, waiting for Buhari or any of their Fulani brother to come in power but Unfortunately, Goodluck Jonathan came into power and they became annoyed.
They started their violence to distract him and whether it was Yoruba or Igbo that was on the seat during GEJ'S regime. The same thing could've still happened about Boko haram.
Now their dream has been achieved having their brother on top.
Here is their plan.
They started herdsmen war believing that they have the chance to control all parts of the country since they are in power and forces.
If GRAZING RESERVE BILL is passed and achieved, It means that Fulanis will have a place mapped out for them in all 36 states of Nigeria.
The next thing is that, they will start bringing in their wives and children to increase their population.
With time, they will have their Emir installed in every 36 states which will eventually take part in every leadership community gatherings.
They will eat into every community like worms and the place given to them can never be taken away from them again since it has been passed.
Their sect will be ready to strike in every state and community with no hiding place for anyone since they have known every corners of our community.
It is then that we will beg them to stop killing us for we are ready to become Muslims in order to live.

Your Land Or Your Blood.



By Adamu Mohammed.



Ever since President Muhammadu Buhari took over the mantle of leadership of this great country Nigeria, we(Hausa-Fulanis) have come under severe media attack from enemies of progress. Just because they are educated than us, they stereotype us with negativity. Just because they own and control the media, they use the media against us.

But let me make something clear to you stupid fellows hating us, whether you love us or hate us, it doesn't change anything. We are who we are and we will continue to remain like that. We hate you even more and we can never love you because you are all infidels. I pity those of you who keep deluding yourselves that we can love and trust you simply because you worked against your people to our own advantage, never!

I heard that the stupid Governor of Oyo State, Ajimobi said that they won't accept the proposed Grazing Bill. But my message to the filthy Yoruba pig is that, if you don't want to give us your cursed land, we will rear our cattle not only on your farmlands but in your churches. And if you try to stop us, we would killed your chicken hearted men like rabbits then turn your mothers, wives, sisters and daughters to our sex slaves like we have always done.

It is either you give the whole of South to us to use as grazing reserve or we soak it with your blood. And what you would do like you always do is noise on Facebook and Twitter. you cannot be united against us because there would always be the likes of Tinubu, Amaechi and Okorocha in your midst who will divide you for selfishness and love of money. Such treacherous characters can't survive in our midst because we burn them and their families.

I so much detest Southern Christians because they are the problem of this country. If I have my way, there won't be any functional church in this country, especially in the North. That's why I am so much happy with Governor El-rufai who is living up to the expectations of Allah in Kaduna State. We are not really pleased with President Muhammadu Buhari who is too slow to implement everything we asked him to implement in this country for us, he has not even done 20% of the Northern/Islam agenda, what he is waiting for I don't know.

We will make life unbearable for Igbos like they are in Hell, and yet we won't let them have their useless Biafra because the whole of South is a conquered territory. We can never see Yorubas as allies no matter how hard they try to please or serve us because they are born traitors and infidels. Those slaves in the Middle Belt would continue to be willing tools in our hands, and the day they attempt to raise their heads, we will cut off their heads like weeds. I lack words to tell the inconsequential and always crying Niger Delta because what we are waiting for is for President Buhari to declare state of emergency in Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta, then we will show them how to use power.

We are at war with you people but we won't allow the country to breakup because, natural resources found in any part of the country is our heritage and birth right. We will continue killing you in large numbers until you are truly submissive to us as your slave masters. We won't stop killing you until we fully takeover your land as a conquered territory. This is not the time to mince words, this is not the time to sugarcoat things, and this is not the time to be economical with the truth, this is nothing but the truth, ignore it at your own peril.
[5/5, 9:16 PM] ‪+234 802 948 1691‬: GRAZING RESERVE BILL.

Please continue to pass this leaked information until every Yoruba, Igbo, all tribes and all Christian parts of Nigeria gets alerted.
This was planned many years by Fulanis as a strategic way to Islamization of Nigeria.
That was why Buhari continued running for presidency even at his old age because they knew he is the most possible mean to achieve their goal.
In 1804 - 1808. Fulanis came in from Guinea to the Northern part of Nigeria, led by Usman Dan fodio .He lead in jihad against the Hausa kingdoms of the northern Nigeria. The forces of Usman dan Fodio slowly took over more and more of the Hausa kingdoms through war. By 1810, Fulanis had already conquered all hausas.
They formed boko haram sect solely for the process, waiting for Buhari or any of their Fulani brother to come in power but Unfortunately, Goodluck Jonathan came into power and they became annoyed.
They started their violence to distract him and whether it was Yoruba or Igbo that was on the seat during GEJ'S regime. The same thing could've still happened about Boko haram.
Now their dream has been achieved having their brother on top.
Here is their plan.
They started herdsmen war believing that they have the chance to control all parts of the country since they are in power and forces.
If GRAZING RESERVE BILL is passed and achieved, It means that Fulanis will have a place mapped out for them in all 36 states of Nigeria.
The next thing is that, they will start bringing in their wives and children to increase their population.
With time, they will have their Emir installed in every 36 states which will eventually take part in every leadership community gatherings.
They will eat into every community like worms and the place given to them can never be taken away from them again since it has been passed.
Their sect will be ready to strike in every state and community with no hiding place for anyone since they have known every corners of our community.
It is then that we will beg them to stop killing us for we are ready to become Muslims in order to live.
This is the only time we have to reject this because tomorrow might be late for us to act.
‪#SAYNOTOGRAZINGRESERVEBILL‬#
‪#SAYNOTOISLAMIZATIONOFNIGERIA‬#
Pass this to everyone in your contact,Yoruba, igbos ,others and all Christian alike.

DON'T BE TOO SPIRITUAL, PASS ON THIS INFO!

I STUDIED MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUT I'M LOOKING AT CAREER PROSPECTS IN MARINE ENGINEERING, PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW HOW LUCRATIVE AND FAST IT IS TO GET A JOB IN D MARITIME SECTOR. I WILL LIKE TO WORK IN NPA POSSIBLY.
ALSO TOO, ARE SPECIALIZED SEAMEN TRAINING COURSES ACCEPTED IN NPA. PLS ADVISE

I STUDIED MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUT I'M LOOKING AT CAREER PROSPECTS IN MARINE ENGINEERING, PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW HOW LUCRATIVE AND FAST IT IS TO GET A JOB IN D MARITIME SECTOR. I WILL LIKE TO WORK IN NPA POSSIBLY.

ALSO TOO, ARE SPECIALIZED SEAMEN TRAINING COURSES ACCEPTED IN NPA. PLS ADVISE

Miracle212:
Some have, I am yet to. Did medicals last month. Have you done medicals & when?

I'm waiting to be rescheduled for another test cuz I missed d first one

antoni28:
Mine was 5/04/16....

have u been employed

someone said its to escape poverty

Gud day all. Has anyone gotten d Job all ds while..