₦airaland Forum

Its not right o, but the professor too has been scamming students too in the name of handouts. Why not gv them PDFs??

Creamish:
He was born a woman...with a womb in him. With artificial insemination, he got pregnant.

Does this answer ur question?

baba God doesn't make mistakes

1. MONEY
2. money
3. MONEY
4. MONEY
5. MONEY
6. EGO
7. OWO

How did he get pregnant?

Ur tyre spoil,
u gv dem
, dey repair it, with their strength and time, u jus get a chair and sit,
Dey call u madam/ oga and ur head dey swell, u dey form boss,
and dey r done. Dey say pay and u gv dem 20 Naira. Oloshi! I will kill u sef.

Hes jus 8. Swag will come on later

dey dont predict because dey r prophets of doom. dey predict so u hv a chance to prevent certain circumstances!!!

hu knows his pocket? he buys his mum stuff. hes happy to show d wotld what he bought!! hws it a crime? nd op nawa.... make all of us wey dey ur thread go die

I m still looking fr d matured pesnnn

Q&A: I say I am still a virgin because I haven't had real sex, but have masturbated!!! M I still a virgin?

Some people dont understand Economics. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president 1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business 2. Our problem is not d government but our problem is our importers and consumers 3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president 4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise 5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has remained 197 6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches 7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex 8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41 products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market 9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs 10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes 11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 naira to 1 dollars 12. However that does not mean that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each 13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here. 14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced 15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products 16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency 17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse. Fellow Nigerians, what do you think about this.

Lol.

bluaero:
Must you always be a robot zombie

Which one be ROBOT ZOMBIE AGAIN na?

Dis is the funniest thing on nairaland so far....

Strahovski1:
They should forgive and forget.

To err is human to frgive is divine. Forgive so your heavenly father will frgive you.

Where is your wife

Waka waka...
Look look...
Corner corner...
Magu magu.....

Make una continue ooo my fellow Nigerians!!!

Hmmmm. Fresh guy..... Fresh weed... In otherwords
GANJA!!

Pick the one you think suites you more and stay with em. If u think you can keep em both, fine.....
Otherwise... I know a good psychiatric home!!!

Ronaldo

Either you repair or dump the car. Breaks may be next!!!

Kitter:
abeg, make dem carry them go meet ben carson for some special prayers

Ben Carson for prayers? This guy is killing me!!! .
I just hope u dnt mean it. May be punchline or smtin.

Olamide for life!!!!

Lol.

Indians are mysterious!!
Today: gv birth to baby with no tommy.
Tomorrow: babby with 24 fingers
Baby: with one leg
Baby with one nose.
Now this again!?
This.is just irritating. To.me its an abomination. Sorry to.say

Yes

198/2= 99
Plus the son of a b**ch=100.
Answer is 198!!!!

If d sex ur having is wtong den y continue Remember you cant fool God!!

D exhaust Pipe!! Kikikikikiki

Proud of Nigerian Police!!!

Tell me something else I dont know!!!!