₦airaland Forum

boman2014:
REASON YOU SHOULD NOT GO TO CHURCH

+ GOD never insist we should go to church
+ you will end up spending your hard earn money for offerings which will eventually go to pastor's pocket.
+ you will never see them preaching about God's kingdom but promote wealth and indecent appearance.
+ promoting fanactism
+ twisting the gospel to favour their greed
+ worshipping idols and claim to be images of saints and martyrs

May God forgive you

Nice 1

"IMPROVISATION" Nigerian are good in dis, they go any length just to get what dey want

Nice one, *& realy Educative

GMB shld firstly resolve d fuel crisis.
FTC

I am somebody, i login wit fuel subsidy,
my wife can't speak correct English
now am login out wit fuel scarcity.....
Who am i?

efizy123:
abeg na hu b the man for hia because na 2 monkey ah dey see o
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Lols! funny you

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;
what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?'' Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down
and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him;
''are those flowers?'' Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?'' Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

WILL SHE REGAIN HER PRIDE??
Carried away by the storm of corruption, which her sons and daughters fail to claim her to be their mother, Just because of corruption!. Nigeria,
the most populous African country with a fast growing economy, suffers from the myopic deficiency of the Ambassadors of povety, who claims to represent the mass, but rather represent their belly and pocket. Nigeria, for how long will you suffer from this insurgency, caused by naughty politicians, who are desperate of getting to power?.
Will you regain your military might??
Will you regain the frontline as the ''giant of africa''?,
Will you rise up and defend your sons and daughters? Yes!,
get up,and be strong, for you shall be revived, and claim your pride, your dignity, you shall overcome your enemies, and it is certain, your sons and daughters will be proud of their motherland!
Written by Isreal.

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