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EducationRe: 18 Brilliant New Words You Should Start Using. by Mactuoyo(m): 9:07am On Jun 05, 2015
Chairdrope ---- piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser
FoodRe: Terrible.. Look What I Saw In My Drink by Mactuoyo(m): 1:47pm On May 27, 2015
Op just return the drink to wherever you bought it from and collect another one stop seeking attention jeez!
TravelRe: Nigerian Talents, Australia Needs You! by Mactuoyo(m): 8:15am On Apr 27, 2015
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RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by Mactuoyo(m): 9:46pm On Apr 09, 2015
shumuel:
Its not and would never be.

If truely you are a Cancerian then it means your Parents rub a lot of their Traits on you, it happens too have dealt with many cases like your, when there are what i call ''misplaced Identity'' i went on research and found out some people sometimes lose their own traits and adopts that of Parents or sibling who they are very close to. May be same is your case then again this is a faceless Forum anyone can act and claim anything, We Cancerian are easyly hurt and could change charaters when we are not appreciated, wishing we were someone else and we are Pros at mimicking which is why we are good at Poet, Stage Plays and Acting, we are also good Song Writers but we prefare to be in the Dark than in the Spotlite.
you are absolutely right am cancer too July 11
RomanceRe: Whats Your Star Sign ? Check In To See Your Match. by Mactuoyo(m): 9:37pm On Apr 09, 2015
shumuel:
Its not and would never be.

If truely you are a Cancerian then it means your Parents rub a lot of their Traits on you, it happens too have dealt with many cases like your, when there are what i call ''misplaced Identity'' i went on research and found out some people sometimes lose their own traits and adopts that of Parents or sibling who they are very close to. May be same is your case then again this is a faceless Forum anyone can act and claim anything, We Cancerian are easyly hurt and could change charaters when we are not appreciated, wishing we were someone else and we are Pros at mimicking which is why we are good at Poet, Stage Plays and Acting, we are also good Song Writers but we prefare to be in the Dark than in the Spotlite.
Am July 11 also zodiac is no fictitious it is real

If your Birthday is July 11 and your Zodiac Sign
is Cancer
Birthday Persona Profile
People born specifically on the 11th of July are
believed to be kind and generous with a fondness
for company but like all crabs you can be a bit of
a loner too. The ruling astrological planet for this
particular day is the Moon, the same celestial
body that rules your zodiac sign, increasing your
sensitivity to the moods of others. If you have
this birthday a slight inferiority complex gives you
a strong dislike of bossiness or unwelcome
advice. Naturally disposed to peace and
tactfulness you tend to do all you can to avoid
arguments or unpleasantness. Your diplomatic
temperament and easygoing charm makes you
good at working around problems and bestows
you with an ability to blend in well in any
environment or situation. Individuals with a July
the eleventh birthday are usually highly creative
with an excellent head for business, heaps of
ambition and adept managerial skills. Your
friendly nurturing nature truly values family, home
and friends and enjoys helping others.
Work and Finances
Choices of occupation are likely to be made fairly
easily to a person born on the eleventh of July as
you usually know what kind of work you wish to
do. You have a need to feel emotionally involved
while working and so inclined to be very unhappy
and uninspired in a unfulfilling profession.
Although financial recompense is not a primary
concern you still crave the comforts and luxuries
possible in life. Your spending seems to be reliant
on how content and settled you currently are. If
feeling low you will spend frivolously in order to
cheer yourself up, if contented you prefer saving
for the future.
Personal Relationships
For a Cancer, the person born on the eleventh day
of July is typically romantic, incredibly loving and
a touch overemotional. Companionship is
immensely important to you despite your quite
self sufficient stance and you adore affectionate
attention and flattery but may be also prone to
self pity once in a while. From an early age you
seek a soul mate with whom to share your
deepest emotions, aspirations and fantasies. You
require a thoughtful supportive partner and a
close intimate physical and mental connection
with someone you love and trust to feel complete
and fulfilled. Your sense of pride guides you to be
ordinarily concerned about your appearance and
have a yearning to make your home base as
comfortable and stylish as possible. In a loving
long term partnership you may be a little
opinionated, untidy and occasionally sulky but
more than make up for it in warmth and
generosity.
Health
The optimum healthiness usually experienced by
those born on July 11th can fluctuate in states of
personal unhappiness or imbalance. In these
unfavorable circumstances you may suffer from
tension type headaches and possibly a loss of
your usual hearty appetite. You have a tendency
to take more of an interest in the health of others
than your own. People born on this day like to
look fit and healthy but are not destined to be
overly keen on exercising. As exercise comes in
many forms it can be a lot of fun as well as effort
if you discover the most enjoyable activity.
Strengths and Weaknesses
Your main strengths of character are best
revealed in your unique blend of cooperative
kindness and diplomacy. These positive qualities
encourage you to be a wonderful workmate and
friend who can be relied upon when it really
matters. Other admirable fortes are seen in your
fairly high levels of receptiveness and tact. These
specific traits form a fantastic combination of
attributes for making your way in the world.
Personality weaknesses for those born on July
11th are usually a result of your streaks of
laziness and untidiness. Additional negative
characteristics include bluntness and sulkiness.
Dreams and Goals
Being born on the 11th of July means that you
are likely to be quite shrewd and cautious yet
persistent in the pursuit of desired goals. You
have the inclination to believe that success
should be measured in your degree of happiness
rather than confined to materialistic gains. Your
biggest aspiration above all others is often simply
to be content within relationships you have with
loved ones. From this position you feel at your
strongest and so able to achieve anything else
you desire. Learning to drive is a popular wish
along with a longing to do a few daring or
unusual things to look back on as memorable
occasions in later years.
Birthday Luck and Significance
As you were born on the eleventh day of the
month the double ones in your birth date add up
to a Root number of Two. This numerical
reference to your birthday has the keyword
'Harmony' emphasizing your disliking of
disagreements or negativity. The 11th card in the
Major Arcana Tarot deck featuring the symbol of
Justice is associated with your birthday. This
represents your likelihood to be both tactful and
fair in your attitude and flexible and optimistic in
your outlook. The gem considered luckiest for
July the eleventh birthdays is imagined to be a
Pearl, to be worn for extra confidence, courage
and vitality.
Summation
Cancer personalities are astrologically envisaged
to be influenced in their probabilities by the
Moon's authority. The Moon also governs the
actual day you were born on, the eleventh of July,
so this planet is thought to have a double
influence on your assumed individuality. Your
intensified emotional perception and special touch
of charisma make you sensitive to your
surroundings and capable of communicating
effectively on all social levels. Your enterprising
spirit, ability to manage and adaptability help you
overcome obstacles and accomplish hopes and
wishes. A finishing thought for people born on
July the 11th is to contemplate should avert
disharmony and speed up overall progress.
CelebritiesRe: My Butt Are Real Bad Girl Nkem (PHOTO) - Goes Naked To Proof by Mactuoyo(m): 9:23pm On Apr 09, 2015
And your stupidity is REAL TOO!
Educational ServicesRe: Waec 2015: Literature In English + Civic Eduction Questions & Answers by Mactuoyo(m): 11:16am On Apr 07, 2015
Verified LITERATURE OBJ
1-10: BBCABCABAD
11-20: CAACDCBBCB
21-30: CACBDCBBBD
31-40: CABBDDACBC
41-50: CBCADCABBB

whatsapp me on 08082700232 for more
CrimeRe: 75-yr Old Herbalist Arrested For Defiling 12-yr Old Boy (pics) by Mactuoyo(m): 9:48am On Mar 21, 2015
ONLY GMB ZOMBIES WILL BELIEVE THIS CRAP!
FamilyRe: Why Do Most Marriages Breakup Within 5 Years These Days? by Mactuoyo(m): 10:51pm On Mar 20, 2015
donsteady:
Because the ladies want to weds but they don't want to marry
Please clap for yourself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 0) On 14th March 2015 by Mactuoyo(m): 4:43pm On Mar 14, 2015
"Arse Anal" will loose this match!
Education15 Facts You Probably Don’t Know! by Mactuoyo(op): 10:15am On Mar 14, 2015
When I recently came
across a variety of new facts that were
completely new to me, I decided that I must
share them as soon as possible. It is my hope
that the majority of these facts will be unknown
to the majority of "Narialanders". You may know
one or two but hopefully you will finish this list
at least 10 facts smarter than when you
started.

1) Kangaroos can’t fart. They convert the small
quantity of methane they produce into an
energy source which their body reuses.

2) Have you ever had a dream in which you
wake up and go about your daily routine – only
to discover that you are actually still asleep?
This can be incredibly frustrating as you realize
you need to re-do everything you have already
done (in the dream). It is extremely realistic
and most people experience it. This event is
called a “false awakening” or a “dream within a
dream”. It is even possible to have multiple
cases of false awakenings in one dream.

3) When correcting a person’s grammar on the
Internet, invariably you make a grammatical
error of your own. This is called Muphry’s Law
(intentionally misspelt).Have seen umpteen cases of this in Narialand

4) The PhD is not the highest degree a person
can receive. There is also a Doctor of Sciences
(DSc/ScD) and Doctor of Letters (DLitt/LittD)
which is normally awarded in Britain, Ireland,
and the commonwealth nations.

5) Have you noticed that some people seem to
have very appropriate (and entirely
coincidental) names? Names such Usain "Bolt"
(Jamaican sprinter), Lord "Brain" (brain surgeon),
or Alto "Reed" (saxophonist). This is called an
“aptronym” as in “aptly named”. Some people
believe that the name can influence life
decisions leading a person to work in a field
relating to their name. This is called nominative
determinism.

6)Female kangaroos have three vaginas.

7)Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that
contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up
to five inches out of cheese while you're eating
it, so it's a good idea to shield it with your hand
to stop them jumping into your eyes.

cool The first man to urinate on the moon was
Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar
surface.

9) The longest musical performance in history
is currently taking place in the church of St.
Burchardi in Halberstadt, Germany. The
performance of John Cage's "Organ²/ASLSP (As
Slow As Possible)" started on Sept. 5, 2001, and
is set to finish in 2640. The last time the note
changed was October 2013; the next change
isn't due until 2020.

10) The Romans used to clean and whiten their
teeth with urine . Apparently it works. Please
don't do it, though.

11) Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before
they go into space because passing wind in a
space suit damages them.

12) Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.

13)President Goodluck Jonathan is the first to introduce 35% female appointments in government positions.

14)President Jonathan is the first Nigerian leader under whose tenure multiparty democracy blossomed most: six different political parties have Governors in Nigeria.


15)President Jonathan became the first Nigerian president to be warned publicly not to contest for elections on account of ethno-regional selfish interest and promised mayhem and gridlock if he does.
Jokes EtcRe: Checkout This Nigerian Partern Of 2bedroom Flat. by Mactuoyo(m): 8:12pm On Mar 13, 2015
OP why are you showing us your parents bedroom?
Christianity EtcRe: 'I Met Whitney Houston, Gaddafi In Hell & They Gave Me Messages' - Linda Kumba by Mactuoyo(m): 1:00pm On Mar 13, 2015
"No one has ascended into
heaven except he who
descended from heaven, the
Son of Man" (John 3:13).

Miss Linda shut up your mouth!
SportsChelsea Football Club - 110 Year Old Today! by Mactuoyo(op): 10:14am On Mar 10, 2015
On 10 March 1905, men met in a
pub on Fulham Road. That meeting gave birth to the Pride and Light Of London. Happy birthday
Chelsea FC. You're remarkably agile for
a 110yr old.
You’ve taught me things no classroom
could,no teacher could. You’ve given me
more heartbreaks than the 16 girls i have dated,
painted more smiles on my face than any lame
joke ever could. You’ve given me half a lifetime
worth of emotions in under a decade..We are the pride and Jewel of London..All Best Wishes.

#TrueBlues

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