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Chairdrope ---- piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser |
Op just return the drink to wherever you bought it from and collect another one stop seeking attention jeez! |
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shumuel:you are absolutely right am cancer too July 11 |
shumuel:Am July 11 also zodiac is no fictitious it is real If your Birthday is July 11 and your Zodiac Sign is Cancer Birthday Persona Profile People born specifically on the 11th of July are believed to be kind and generous with a fondness for company but like all crabs you can be a bit of a loner too. The ruling astrological planet for this particular day is the Moon, the same celestial body that rules your zodiac sign, increasing your sensitivity to the moods of others. If you have this birthday a slight inferiority complex gives you a strong dislike of bossiness or unwelcome advice. Naturally disposed to peace and tactfulness you tend to do all you can to avoid arguments or unpleasantness. Your diplomatic temperament and easygoing charm makes you good at working around problems and bestows you with an ability to blend in well in any environment or situation. Individuals with a July the eleventh birthday are usually highly creative with an excellent head for business, heaps of ambition and adept managerial skills. Your friendly nurturing nature truly values family, home and friends and enjoys helping others. Work and Finances Choices of occupation are likely to be made fairly easily to a person born on the eleventh of July as you usually know what kind of work you wish to do. You have a need to feel emotionally involved while working and so inclined to be very unhappy and uninspired in a unfulfilling profession. Although financial recompense is not a primary concern you still crave the comforts and luxuries possible in life. Your spending seems to be reliant on how content and settled you currently are. If feeling low you will spend frivolously in order to cheer yourself up, if contented you prefer saving for the future. Personal Relationships For a Cancer, the person born on the eleventh day of July is typically romantic, incredibly loving and a touch overemotional. Companionship is immensely important to you despite your quite self sufficient stance and you adore affectionate attention and flattery but may be also prone to self pity once in a while. From an early age you seek a soul mate with whom to share your deepest emotions, aspirations and fantasies. You require a thoughtful supportive partner and a close intimate physical and mental connection with someone you love and trust to feel complete and fulfilled. Your sense of pride guides you to be ordinarily concerned about your appearance and have a yearning to make your home base as comfortable and stylish as possible. In a loving long term partnership you may be a little opinionated, untidy and occasionally sulky but more than make up for it in warmth and generosity. Health The optimum healthiness usually experienced by those born on July 11th can fluctuate in states of personal unhappiness or imbalance. In these unfavorable circumstances you may suffer from tension type headaches and possibly a loss of your usual hearty appetite. You have a tendency to take more of an interest in the health of others than your own. People born on this day like to look fit and healthy but are not destined to be overly keen on exercising. As exercise comes in many forms it can be a lot of fun as well as effort if you discover the most enjoyable activity. Strengths and Weaknesses Your main strengths of character are best revealed in your unique blend of cooperative kindness and diplomacy. These positive qualities encourage you to be a wonderful workmate and friend who can be relied upon when it really matters. Other admirable fortes are seen in your fairly high levels of receptiveness and tact. These specific traits form a fantastic combination of attributes for making your way in the world. Personality weaknesses for those born on July 11th are usually a result of your streaks of laziness and untidiness. Additional negative characteristics include bluntness and sulkiness. Dreams and Goals Being born on the 11th of July means that you are likely to be quite shrewd and cautious yet persistent in the pursuit of desired goals. You have the inclination to believe that success should be measured in your degree of happiness rather than confined to materialistic gains. Your biggest aspiration above all others is often simply to be content within relationships you have with loved ones. From this position you feel at your strongest and so able to achieve anything else you desire. Learning to drive is a popular wish along with a longing to do a few daring or unusual things to look back on as memorable occasions in later years. Birthday Luck and Significance As you were born on the eleventh day of the month the double ones in your birth date add up to a Root number of Two. This numerical reference to your birthday has the keyword 'Harmony' emphasizing your disliking of disagreements or negativity. The 11th card in the Major Arcana Tarot deck featuring the symbol of Justice is associated with your birthday. This represents your likelihood to be both tactful and fair in your attitude and flexible and optimistic in your outlook. The gem considered luckiest for July the eleventh birthdays is imagined to be a Pearl, to be worn for extra confidence, courage and vitality. Summation Cancer personalities are astrologically envisaged to be influenced in their probabilities by the Moon's authority. The Moon also governs the actual day you were born on, the eleventh of July, so this planet is thought to have a double influence on your assumed individuality. Your intensified emotional perception and special touch of charisma make you sensitive to your surroundings and capable of communicating effectively on all social levels. Your enterprising spirit, ability to manage and adaptability help you overcome obstacles and accomplish hopes and wishes. A finishing thought for people born on July the 11th is to contemplate should avert disharmony and speed up overall progress. |
And your stupidity is REAL TOO! |
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ONLY GMB ZOMBIES WILL BELIEVE THIS CRAP! |
donsteady:Please clap for yourself. |
"Arse Anal" will loose this match! |
When I recently came across a variety of new facts that were completely new to me, I decided that I must share them as soon as possible. It is my hope that the majority of these facts will be unknown to the majority of "Narialanders". You may know one or two but hopefully you will finish this list at least 10 facts smarter than when you started. 1) Kangaroos can’t fart. They convert the small quantity of methane they produce into an energy source which their body reuses. 2) Have you ever had a dream in which you wake up and go about your daily routine – only to discover that you are actually still asleep? This can be incredibly frustrating as you realize you need to re-do everything you have already done (in the dream). It is extremely realistic and most people experience it. This event is called a “false awakening” or a “dream within a dream”. It is even possible to have multiple cases of false awakenings in one dream. 3) When correcting a person’s grammar on the Internet, invariably you make a grammatical error of your own. This is called Muphry’s Law (intentionally misspelt).Have seen umpteen cases of this in Narialand 4) The PhD is not the highest degree a person can receive. There is also a Doctor of Sciences (DSc/ScD) and Doctor of Letters (DLitt/LittD) which is normally awarded in Britain, Ireland, and the commonwealth nations. 5) Have you noticed that some people seem to have very appropriate (and entirely coincidental) names? Names such Usain "Bolt" (Jamaican sprinter), Lord "Brain" (brain surgeon), or Alto "Reed" (saxophonist). This is called an “aptronym” as in “aptly named”. Some people believe that the name can influence life decisions leading a person to work in a field relating to their name. This is called nominative determinism. 6)Female kangaroos have three vaginas. 7)Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up to five inches out of cheese while you're eating it, so it's a good idea to shield it with your hand to stop them jumping into your eyes. The first man to urinate on the moon wasBuzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface. 9) The longest musical performance in history is currently taking place in the church of St. Burchardi in Halberstadt, Germany. The performance of John Cage's "Organ²/ASLSP (As Slow As Possible)" started on Sept. 5, 2001, and is set to finish in 2640. The last time the note changed was October 2013; the next change isn't due until 2020. 10) The Romans used to clean and whiten their teeth with urine . Apparently it works. Please don't do it, though. 11) Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages them. 12) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 13)President Goodluck Jonathan is the first to introduce 35% female appointments in government positions. 14)President Jonathan is the first Nigerian leader under whose tenure multiparty democracy blossomed most: six different political parties have Governors in Nigeria. 15)President Jonathan became the first Nigerian president to be warned publicly not to contest for elections on account of ethno-regional selfish interest and promised mayhem and gridlock if he does. |
OP why are you showing us your parents bedroom? |
"No one has ascended into heaven except he who descended from heaven, the Son of Man" (John 3:13). Miss Linda shut up your mouth! |
On 10 March 1905, men met in a pub on Fulham Road. That meeting gave birth to the Pride and Light Of London. Happy birthday Chelsea FC. You're remarkably agile for a 110yr old. You’ve taught me things no classroom could,no teacher could. You’ve given me more heartbreaks than the 16 girls i have dated, painted more smiles on my face than any lame joke ever could. You’ve given me half a lifetime worth of emotions in under a decade..We are the pride and Jewel of London..All Best Wishes. #TrueBlues |
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