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This has to be the most boring trolling in nairaland history lol,all these trolling are lame abeg

cole01:
We have to fight for a top four finish then....... I'm confident Leicester won't get more than 2 points from the last three except of course united gifts them the last game

also look out for Burnley vs wolves if wolves don't win and Chelsea beat norwich they are no longer a threat to Chelsea,oboy see advance calculus

cole01:
Guardiola was super confident.... I knew something was already done behind the scenes....

UEFA bleeped up,they were the ones that set the 5 years expiration limit on ffp punishment yet try to punish City for an event that took place more than 5 years ago,UEFA dull die.

CapitalCee:
So you want us to do you a favour e kwa??. In case you dont know, we are trashing Southampton, Palace and West Ham to qualify for champions league before our match with Leicester.
Therefore, You better not lose to Liverpool, because we are fielding Chong, Lingard, Perriera, Ighalo and co vs Leicester. Bruno and Pogba will be rested for the FA Cup Finals against City.

- Lose to Liverpool and your point gap with Wolves could be 2 points. With that your Kano Pillars goal difference, we go sell match give Leicester while Wolves go finish the job.

just know that this post has been saved for future days

Lana1:
"Reece James is a Trent and AWB hybrid"

guy that boy dey cross nor vex but he self-service for defending Sha.

A40:
You're a doofus!! I'm sure I've watched more Madrid games than you you odious toad. Which game can you point to that he has played and showed he was worth his price tag. Didn't we see him against PSG where he was Shakushakuin all over the place

you are a miserable rabbit,may you spend your entire life posting about hazard like an homeless goat,even after he retires may hazard flog you in your dreams with iron belt,abeg nor bother to reply me oh,life to short for person to follow mumu talk.

Expert17:
Na so una do for Odoi and Rashford...,

who gives a Bleep about odoi or rashford,I dey talk about ziyech the ajax gem,the barber debruyne

Nezzjnr:
I heard you guys are comparing Ziyech to Bruno

You guys never learn

be like say u don smoke dry shit this evening,who the f*ck is bruno?,it's either they should not be compared for now,OR ziyech is better because bruno never play shit

A40:
Correct. I gbadun the honesty. If Hazard piss for some people head dem go call am rain. What is hard in admitting he has been rubbish!!

Even in my worst case scenario I did not expect he would play this badly.

he has not be rubbish,he has been injured,how many Madrid game u don watch this season wey u dey chat shit

A40:
All this explanation to defend the overrated Shakushaku master.

If Benzema, Ramos were dancing Shakushaku upandan do you think Madrid would be competing for title?

Do you know how many clean sheets Madrid have kept this season? Nobody really has his time again now that he has been exposed for the hype job he is. Shebi La Liga was the farmer's league he was supposed to destroy. E.K Gwuru

u nor dey tire?person wey dey come from injury play just 18 minutes you dey viberate like agric fowl for.

raumdeuter:
100m wasted on a useless 29yr old shakushaku master

I now want Madrid to win the league more than ever so it would be said that they won without Hidden

na your money?why e dey pain you,thanks for wishing us well but we don't need it,just imagine if we win champions league this season without hazard scoring/assisting,siucide Don sure for u be that.

raumdeuter:
airmark hensben I am hearing that Hazard has been dropped from tonights match again

he was not dropped,he was injury stop behaving like a village witch

CapitalCee:
Lol. No way. Lose or draw today, we are clearly on your trails, you still have tricky fixtures coming up. I also want klopp to chase total point record, they dont have any competition to focus on. They should help us with beating you guys abeg. As for us we are aiming points for 18 points in our remaining matches. Dont forget wolves are not far behind too

body just dey catch you like agric fowl

CapitalCee:
Chelsea is not winning west ham. Stop giving your self hope

It seems like you are the one giving urseft false hope,u and u fellow miserable yoonited fans that have been perching here since you beat almighty Brighton

ghettokid1:
Madrid5 how far, re u watching

no,but I dey follow livescores

A40:
Hazard important to Madrid? With 12 appearances, 1 goal and 3 assists

yes he is important to us that's why he starts,why you want kill yourseft for hazard matter when our club(both fans and coach)are thrilled to have him with us?,nor dey drink another person garri,despite griezmans more goals and assist,I know the one wey Dem go first sell

airmark:
My mum was a muslim before she married. After she converted, nothing like ''Allah", from her mouth. It's like a40 shouting ''UP Gunners", raumdeuter will spank his head.

your mum is the exception rather than the norm

Biggieboy:
No need for all the plenty Shalaye.. Low Budget Atheist

baba make una grow up joor

airmark:
Flesh didnt reveal this to you.

God you christians will Neva seize to amaze me,I was raised Christian words like "Jesus ,Jesus fucking Christ,Thank god,"are my natural/instinctive exclamation ,just like someone from the Arab world will yell Allah ackbar when in an unexpected situation even if he does not practice Islam,some words have been melted into the subconscious of people,even Nigerian women when they are being bleeped shout "Jesus,Jesus Jesus.

Unlimited22:
The world's most irreligious countries are Russia, China and Estonia.

Are they the most developed countries in the world?

As I said let's focus on football, please.

those countries are way more developed than Nigeria,for the record the world most secular countries are China,Japan Czech republic, Sweden,Netherland,Uruguay (I got this from Gallup research),all these countries still more developed than Nigeria.

Unlimited22:
Someone legit said religious countries are the least developed in the world.

I guess he hasn't heard of Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, Brunei Darussalam and the UAE.

Or he thinks development starts and ends in the USA.



Abeg today na Chelsea vs The Rest of England. Let us focus on what brought us here.

it is a stastictical fact the most developed countries in the world are more secular browse it

Emaprince:
Na wa o

I thought PL has begun? Why is there so much arguments on religion?

They just keep running around in circles

E be like say the latest swag/trend now is to be forming "I don't believe in God". That way you will appear superior and females will find you sexy.

the last paragraph has to be the the most stupid shit ever uttered here surely

Ibime:
Haha, abi this guy miss road from LGBT protest to join BLM protest?

too many foolish opportunist in this protesr

raumdeuter:
Its not like those who were pagans in other parts of the world were better. There are people in Africa, fellow black people who were born and dedicated to be sacrificed to the gods. There are people who were buried with Kings when they die. There are people buried alive to appease gods
The world 200yrs, 100yrs and 50yrs ago are vastly different from what we have now and what was acceptable then might be frowned upon

In the next 50, 100 and 200yrs when they write history they will look at us the same way when they find out that today we killed animals to eat, we paid brideprices(bought women), have househelps, we made same-sex marriage punishable by lynching and whatever acceptable thing now that won't be by that time

you are right, remember it was Mary slessor a white Scottish church going Christian that made certain tribes stop killing twins,but you will not see me calling for the destruction of ancestral statutes because my ancestors were vastly more ignorant than I am.
We can't change the past,just do your life and rest.Those BLM people are not changing shit by destroying statutes or bringing back painful race stories of decades past.

donjazet:
The point of that statement was to prove that we derive our moral values and standard in spite of our religion and not because of it.
Whenever i point out my atheism to some of my Christian friends, their first reaction is that of judgement. They are inclined to believe i must be living a "sinful" life since i don't have the "fear of God" in me.

So I always try to point out that many "God fearing" Christians are actually more prone to the most violent acts in the name of God. My post above further illustrates that.

I agree with your first paragraph BUT not your second,Christian history is filled with violence just like every other sect and culture,no more no less,the christians did well for the world THAN other religious group in terms of ending racism/slavery, remember african slavery is still going on but no body cares even BLM people when something happens in america the whole world starts behaving like chickens.in my experience fanatic christians are idiots who disturb public peace especially in buses with their bullshit preachings,they also hate or alright castigate science but I don't associate them with violence.

donjazet:
I was really shocked and sad when i saw this.
I was trying to imagine what was going on in the heads of those individuals that would warrant such despicable inhumane treatment towards an innocent child.

What kind of justifications could they give themselves for their wickedness?
And this was less than 60 years ago.

And the most important and intriguing part of this ordeal is the fact that these are CHRISTIANS.
Yep, these were white church-going, bible-totting conservative Christians. So you can see how twisted their minds are.

dude even as an atheist I have to make an exemption to your last 2 paragraphs,EVERYBODY in america 60 years ago was a Christian,the religious people were actually the ones who ended segregration in America so I don't think re religion or gunning bashing applies here.

Collins was here

FirstbornWds:
Interesting to read this. Do you mind explaining how? Do you have stats to back this up?


Somehow, I want to agree that you're being biased.


For the records, I did watch De lima play in his prime but I'm confused cos it really hasn't occurred to me how the above claim really applies.

what makes Messi so good is a combination of low center of gravity and qiuck feets in tight spaces,most short players are good at this two combination because they tend to go together like in say hazard /maradona/iniesta,What makes delima so unique(pre 1999 injury) is that he managed to be so good at dribbling in tight spaces without having low center of ability.so a rare combination of Messi's dribbling and CR7 physicality.

I hate deleted threads sha

Swissh:
Stop forming woke culture here. Even the Europeans you lick their ass on daily basis also believe in superstitions.

so forming "woke" is not being a superstitious dunce,I will take it,meanwhile you keep licking the ass of your imaginary friends

donjazet:
Are you not ashamed to be also be called a Nigerian like these brain dead fellows?

[color=#006600][/color]not a day goes bye that I don't feel shame for being a Nigerian,the worst thing about these juju and superstitious jargons believers is the boldness at which they try to explain their foolish beliefs.

Swissh:
Please calm down with this Messi 73goals in a season in which he was a striker and a poacher at that. When we add context you will find out Suarez tally of 59goals was even more impressive.

Messi 2011/2012..... 60games 59goals from open play

Suarez 2015/2016......53games 55goals from open play.

Messi tally is inflated by his plenty Pks.

for the first time in your life u have said something reasonable.