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blackgold2018:
m*g*s.. on someone that brought the tax earlier on o.🤣🤣. Una case Dey different. So it’s an achievement for him to reverse his own policy

Abi you no see am?

Dogalmighty17:
Nikki Minaj will address the UN regarding these attacks in Nigeria. Of all people, she has constantly been taking the matter before Trump. Presently, trump is considering attacking Venezuela though he said yesterday that if his discussion with Maduro impresses him, he will call off his dogs. As at today, the largest aircraft carrier America has, is parked off the Venezuelan coast.

If discussions between the US and Venezuela go as planned, that aircraft carrier and all its supporting ships and nuclear submarine (each American carrier strike group has a submarine or two shadowing it) may be redirected to Nigeria.

Trump is very desperate to divert attention away from the Jeffrey Epstein saga. He is very unpredictable right now. Nigeria should not give him the excuse he is looking for but I think it is already late. The APC led government is totally unserious about putting an end to the activities of these killers.

I don't understand what you're trying to say.

Pootle:
why point out just a tribe, have some sense,

polities is business de-market your opponent to make gain

jonathan was the cause he had no balls and was scared of everything even a scarecrow

Nonsense talk. Jonathan was the last civilized gentleman that occupied Aso Rock. I surely hope you are enjoying your Tinubulation after 8 years of Buhari's 'body odour'.

Angelfrost:
Haba Boss... Give him some credit. This is his first season.

He is the youngest coach to manage this team in a long while.

Managing such a huge club's first team is already mission impossible even for more experienced managers.

If Kompany can succeed at Bayern, there might yet be hope for Xabi and Amorim.

Amorim has nothing to offer Man Utd.

CyracksMrBlogger:
so you believe police will just wake up and arrest people randomly, then force them to confess to crime they don't even know about, then they will agree to confess even on camera? If it is u, will u confess to something u didn't do? What ever crimes been committed, there are traces and clues left behind which an intelligent unit and uncover leading them to the culprits. Some of una too mumu I swear

You think it's a farfetched idea? May Nigeria never happen to you.

Sirchiboy:
What kind of business can double 2m in 7 days time

A business? One that you start today and get 4m? Without any prior business systems or customer base? I'm not sure they're many legal ones. But if it's shady, fast money-making schemes, they're plenty. But you must also be prepared for the possibility that you'd most likely lose your 2m.

43Ronin:
Garnarcho, cannot square-pass & cannot score

No be Garnacho again? Man Utd fans understand the guy. Na why e no pain us when dem sell am...

ekhai:
WHERE ARE THEY? I MEAN "WE WILL ROAST CRYSTAL PALACE GROUP. THEIR MONTH IS MUTE NOW.

The thread sef dry pass stock fish! Where are all the 'Shersee fanzzz' na?

Upon how Jonathan was reviled by APC and their miscreants, his record can't even be touched by Buhari and Tinubu.

African Ambassadors Forum held in Washington DC, North America. So they couldn't find an African city to host the meet? Later when the white man says Africa is a shithole, they'll start crying foul....

MrHandsome2013:
But I don give her belle after we do the thing and plan to do introduction next month

You're not even serious. 😁😁😁

yemobrown:
34528397 is the number written.
Thanksssssssssssssssssssssssss

Where did your '7' come from?

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ZaddyJ:
You started well with your comment but end up stating rubbish. You are telling me I came up here to type what I’m typing , do you think im in Nigeria where y’all wait for politician to give you before you eat ?

. I am not a fan of any one of them , the only politician I supported and I still root for even in death is Yaradua . The rest are mombo jumbo.

Jonathan oo Buhari athiku etc also are same .

Relax.

Na people like Tinubu fit you. Enjoy til 2031.

ZaddyJ:
Omo we will pray for the next election because during Jonathan tenure [b]he was very weak [/b]that he had to throw in the towel. But this evil party will not go without a stern fight .

He was not weak; he was a compassionate human being. If he was forming 'hard man's then, it's likely you wouldn't have had the opportunity to come online to type what you did

LagosOrigin:
ADC will unseat Tinubu in 2027 because all the people that helped tinubu to rig 2023 election are now in ADC

See logic. 😁😁😁

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obawinner:
The northern political leader are building a political party for their interest, the regular nzobu nzobu south east will think their the oligarch have their interest in mind. Not sooner than later, eyes will be cleared, then another round of we have been marginalized.
Rinse and repeat.

And is the South East faring any better under the Tinubu regime? I might not like the way the Igbos approach politics but you guys should cut them some slack. Tinubu, a fellow Southerner, has no place for them in his regime. Let them look to anywhere that they believe they will find respect and inclusion.

MissOpe:
Did anyone say I must be sexing every day for 365 days...?
I said I enjoy quality sex and I do it at least 3/4 times per month...

Did I say it's a sexless marriage?

He wants more sex and I can't compromise that, knowing that it's a lot of chore and pain for me ...

At this point I must confess that all oloshos and ashewos dey try oooo, cos what

3/4 times per month?
Auntie forget story, that's a sexless marriage.
When you're not old people.

You're the kind of people that destroys societies.

franchasng:
APC is a gathering of betrayals.


Bola Tinubu - betrayer

Nyesome Wike - serial betrayer

Reno Omockery - worthless betrayer

Ifeanyi Okowa - senseless betrayer

Daniel Bwala - shameless Betrayer


Now add Kwankwaso to the list, very anyhow people forming elites

I like that Reno own, worthless betrayer

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The10G:
There are over 200 genders... Haters will say it's a lie.
I identify as a polygender cloud

What are your pronouns?

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mysticwarrior:
When boko haram was terrorizing northern Nigeria during Goodluck Jonathan's administration, so many people were quick to call him a weak leader. With what is happening in this current administration what would they now call the man sitting in aso rock?

You won't see them on this thread...

Fuckyoumod:
the best for your village shey?

That guy you quoted is a Hamas apologist!

Lanre1st:
Don't mix things up! Share love is different from sharing toto. If God say love your neighbours does not mean say all your neighbours can access your toto at requests.

That kindly of sharing is only for animals

Don't mind that guy. He's just looking to justify jumping from one vag*na to another.

Zocalite:
Na you go still chop dis goat

Goat 🐐 150k

You better go sell it to tinubu

You go wicked o. 😂😂😂

Itiskdg121:
Lol
My deep concern is, people still believe Nigerian leaders mean well for the country.

With a president entangled in so much scandals?

One day we will all wake up from our illusion. SMH

We will never vwake up.

nihilistjnr:
Omo my dad suffered trying to run piggery and fishery back in the day.

He bought some land around the Sango toll gate area and setup a few ponds and a couple of sheds for some pigs. I used to hate school holidays back then because it meant working long hours on a dirty smelly farm with all kinds of insects biting you from every angle.

Once a week, we would go to Nestle factory in Agbara estate to buy waste product from producing golden morn then bring it back to the farm in huge buckets which was already back breaking work, but then we'd have to break it down into smaller bits to feed the fish which was just mind-numbingly boring.

Then we would have to make our own pellets for feeding the some of the other fish as well, which was even more boring. In addition to this, we have to spread nets over the ponds to protect from the herons that would often swoop in, break them and eat our fish. The problem was that the fvcking fish too were eating each other, so we also had to keep draining the ponds to sort the fish by size and move them to different ponds, because Catfish are joyless cannibals when they see their smaller brethren.
And that's also not accounting for the locals in the area that would hop our fence with net and basket to steal fish as well. We caught one particular guy in broad daylight on Sunday afternoon when my dad decided we must go and farm after church, and my brothers and I used annoyance and frustration to beat the guy to almost an inch of his life.
Then the locals gathered to threaten our whole family, my Dad pulls out a machete from the boot, and it becomes this whole mess that only the local Baale could resolve...which required my dad to to squeeze something to the actual thief, and act that pained him and all of us die

Anyway after draining the ponds you have to clean out all the muck and disgusting sht at the bottom, check the gills of the fish for fungus, and all manner of othet disgusting activities.

The piggery side of things was only slightly less disgusting. Pigs don't have hair so they coat themselves in all kinds of literal shit to protect themselves from flies and insects, and given that the farm was basically by a canal, you can only imagine what the hellscape looked like. The stench was unbearable sometimes. Some pigs are also f<cking aggressive and will happily bite your hand off if they could, so we had to watch out for the odd Napoleon when the sows were in hear. The boars will try to bite you and each other, as well as fvck each other. The sows will try to bite you and each other as well as fvck each other. And they're also cannibals.

I say all of that to say this - after enduring all of that BS, when it came to selling the meat and fish, the market women would price you down to almost a kobo if they could, and I saw my dad close to tears on one occasion when he realised that his side hustle wasn't just going to fail to generate the type of revenue he expected, he was going to be disrespected repeatedly during negotiations with the exact type of people he absolutely despises.

After running at a loss for a few years, the nigga just disbanded the whole thing, did a giveaway sale and shutdown operations, but that wasn't even the end of the L. The area where the farm was located is too marshy to support house building without sinking stupid amounts of money into just the foundations alone, and nobody with the kind of money to do that is going to want to live anywhere close to the area, and so he sold the land for I think close to 50% loss.

Monumental L all around. I pity anyone trying to do that business at a small scale. You're just pissing in the wind.

😂😂😂😂😂. I know you must have been through hell then but the way you recounted your experience made me laugh so hard...

cococandy:
Don’t speak for women. I have news for you, being single or a single mother is not the worst thing that can happen to a woman. Many single women are better off than those living with their enemies in the name of husband. Who needs enemies when your husband is the number one person putting your heart and health at risk?

If my husband can leave me for cheating on him, I too can leave him for the same offense . Do you think this is a gotcha question? Maybe you’re used to women who are scared of being divorced that you think this kind of question will trip them up. You get the energy you give!

We are either in an open marriage or we’re not. It can’t be open on his end and closed on mine.

Women are not naturally created to be on the receiving end of heartache and abuse. I don’t know who lied to you all but you need to start unlearning all that BS.

If you don’t like my response, kiss a lit dynamite 😘

In Islam, it's permissible for a man to marry four wives and have multiple concubines. 😉

shortgun:
Tinubu wants us to believe that hardship is progress and suffering is reform.

Not just Tinubu, his supporters are all singing the same rubbish!

Anguldi:
Obasanjo remains the best President, GEJ depleted the Excess crude account 👌💯. GEJ pleased the north while Tinubu is giving everybody hot hot 🥵🤯

GEJ remains the best! He remains the most humane president we've ever had in this country and is proof that Nigeria deserves only tyrants like Obasanjo, Tinubu and Buhari to rule them.

G0odharddick:
Why is Davido yet to do DNA test on any of his children?

Mohbad's alleged wife has successfully killed the idea of conducting a DNA test on her son.

I'm telling you! I don't know how she just made the matter die down like that.

ppogba:
They should have a price tag on the guy and sell off.

He has missed chances enough to change Man U position on the league table. I know what I am saying

I keep saying it; na Garnacho sack ten Hag. If that dude had converted half of the chances that came his way, ten Hag would still be at Man Utd.

HeraldAgric01:
Amorim should start trusting Heaven, kobbie the more. I hope Amad get back soon, so that this selfish Garnacho can learn the hard way.
The coach's insistence on back three will not work! This is epl.

Either he gets better players or he abandons the idea completely.

Samantha125:
How is it her loss when you'll also be losing your child? Because chances are she'll never allow you to see that child ever again.

When the child reaches a certain age and start asking questions, she might tell him or her how you rejected him or her and went to the extent of conducting a DNA... The child will then hate you.

And?

9 out of 10 times, the man could care less. He'll likely have children with other women.

It'll be nothing less than witchcraft on the woman's part though. To deny a child the love and guidance of the father due to her selfishness.