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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 20th October 2024 by maestro299: 6:02pm On Oct 20, 2024
Athemisia:
Mod update the scoreline na grin
No vex.
Dominique don go cook night food. She'll be back shortly after making the semovita.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 20th October 2024 by maestro299: 5:50pm On Oct 20, 2024
Basicend:
I don't understand why the Sancho is always starting. . Pedro Neto or even Mudrik could do better.

He keeps killing off all initiatives thrown at him. . Average player at best. .
We Man Utd fans know Sancho very well. Na 'vibes' player.
That's why when Chelsea fans were waxing lyrical about him in the opening weeks of the season, we just dey look dem dey smile. Abi no be Sancho again?
Phones › Re: Which Durable Android Phone Can I Buy With A Budget Of 100-120k? by maestro299: 4:57pm On Oct 20, 2024
majesticguy:
If you want a recent phone get Itelp55T.... The phone fits the specs in your description. Its powered by android 14, has massive battery capacity i.e 6000mah with fast charge, storage is 128gb , Ram 4 + 4 and the camera is 50 megapixles dual camera and trust me when i say it's very sharp.

I got the phone five months ago as my second phone. I was a little skeptic at first, but testimonies from family and friends using the phone and the fact that it's was going to be my second/secondary phone, made me take a leap of faith with it. Few months down the line and I would say that i'm very impressed with it's performance so far, my apps runs like butter on bread. Itel really up their game with this one. Got it for 107k......
I agree.
I got mine in August this year and it's been good so far.
I wanted a backup phone that could handle the basics.
Good battery life and ample space, it handles many tasks. The only issue I have with mine is the video playback that seems to lag. I think it's my device because other people I've seen don't seem to have the same issue with theirs.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2024 Working Secret To Earning Big From Any Airdrops by maestro299: 10:40am On Oct 20, 2024
[quote author=Ifeco3575 post=132505489][/quote]We don't want to buy your book sir/madam. smiley smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: Musk Will Give $1 Million Every Day To Pennsylvania Voters Who Sign His Petition by maestro299: 10:32am On Oct 20, 2024
wonlasewonimi:
This dude is going to prison if Kamala wins the election.
She will not win.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Falls Asleep At Michigan Event. by maestro299: 6:17am On Oct 20, 2024
aswani:
Did you just mention that Trump is sincere?

Trump is only in it for himself and like his two deluded older sons, wouldn't last a minute in the real world if he had to make his way in life without his rich background.

Someone that refuses to disclose his tax payments and corruptly games the system.

Someone that is asking for votes to be created from thin air refused to call the national guard to chase his supporters who invaded Capitol Hill.

That is the one with Americanism, àbi?
Story.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Falls Asleep At Michigan Event. by maestro299: 6:17am On Oct 20, 2024
Sleekfingers:
You love military rule? You are probably not born during the military rule in Nigeria.
Don't mind him/her.
Education › Re: Schoolboy Flogged For Writing Love Letter To Female Teacher (Photos) by maestro299: 8:37pm On Oct 18, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
It isnt wide enough sef, and e no too come out like that

My only worry here is that the beating shouldnt kill the boys confidence to go for top/quality women later in life

This act of his alone already shows he has high taste in women(At leas, the teacher dey above hin female classmates)
@the bolded; Man of culture. Analysis on point.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Vs Harris: Who Is Leading In US Election Polls? (Pictures) by maestro299: 2:05pm On Oct 18, 2024
EmperorCaesar:
cheesy


Kamala is overrated

With the way they keep bragging before now, i actually thought its gonna be a walkover for her, but here she is, struggling to make a head way


Like Mongolla, Rome and Greece before now, A woman has never headed the most powerful Nation on Earth, So...

Trump will triumph this time too
It's not the fact that she's a woman that bothers me. It's the fact that she's the candidate of the Establishment.
Fashion › Re: Beauty Queen, Ebere Chukwujekwu Makes List Of Top Performers At Face Of Nigeria by maestro299: 9:14am On Oct 18, 2024
I don't understand why the word, 'Beauty Queen' is being used to describe this lady. She is neither beautiful (even with the copious amounts of makeup), nor is she regal, in bearing or stature. On her making a 'Face of Nigeria' shortlist , I partly understand. Nigeria is currently in a very ugly situation but that ugliness is being papered over by the survival mentality of Nigerians. So she is a good personification of the current state of Nigeria.
Crime › Re: EFCC: Court Jails Three Internet Fraudsters In Kaduna by maestro299: 6:09am On Oct 17, 2024
Good one.
But when are the EFCC going to start arresting and parading the real yahoo boys, our politicians?
Food › Re: Apple: When Last Did You Eat This? (Picture) by maestro299: 11:26am On Oct 15, 2024
saxtaiwo:
Probably when it was sold for N50 and N100.
Anything I see chop now na to pray and beg God to turn it to balance diet in my stomach.
Apple keh, for Bulaba regime?
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy

Nigerians eh!
Everything na to turn am to comedy...
Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Called 'Ugly'. She Reacts Emotionally by maestro299: 8:38am On Oct 13, 2024
Exousiang01:
The guy piss me off jare...
The mumu even say I be poor man because I dey speak pidgin English.
wetin concern money with that one....
For UK here as soon as I see any naija guy omo na straight naija pidgin English ohhh.
Even for Naija. I was on the phone with a House of rep member who is a friend and na pidgin we speak for almost 2 hours on video call.....
One idiot go say I poor because I speak pidgin English....
baba many idiot full here.
if them trigger you, you self go Para
grin grin.
Na so human beings be. Most especially on social media comment pages and public forums.
The secret na to develop a tough skin and just move on. Time's too precious to waste engaging irrelevances.
Peace bro.
Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Called 'Ugly'. She Reacts Emotionally by maestro299: 8:33pm On Oct 12, 2024
Exousiang01:
You for go read where the guy talk say because I talk say the girl no fine I be poor man.
You for read where the guy say the only way I fit get N10 na only if I be criminal....

All I said was that the lady was not beautiful...

So wetin bring N10...

If no be poverty dey worry am wetin be N10 wer person must be criminal before e must get am. And wetin concern say the lady no fine with say I no fit get N10m

Go read up from the start
Bro, I read it from the start. In fact wetin bring this matter dey inside the first paragraph. If to say na me the guy talk that thing to, I for just ignore the matter because I know say I dey ok and earn my money legally. The way you defended yourself by talking about how many millions you made when you were still in school just had a tinge of insecurity about it. It's like the guy had touched a raw spot.
Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Called 'Ugly'. She Reacts Emotionally by maestro299: 6:20pm On Oct 12, 2024
Exousiang01:
I don't think you read through to know how this talk came about....
Next time don't jump into commenting on a story you only read the last paragraph
I talk am.
Na story dey always dey end unnecessary bragging.
Una too plenty for dis Nairaland.
Christianity Etc › Woman Being Beaten For Not Wearing Hijab. by maestro299(op): 6:16pm On Oct 12, 2024

Celebrities › Re: Hilda Baci Called 'Ugly'. She Reacts Emotionally by maestro299: 2:40pm On Oct 12, 2024
Exousiang01:
I counted my first N8million naira as an undergraduate in 200l and that was years ago. And that you feel thtt having N10m in my account makes me a criminal shows the level of poverty you are dealing with. N10m seriously.....
That you think that I can't speak pidgin English in public or I can't say these things in public shows how low your self esteem is...

You obviously don't know how the rich behave...
Poor folks try to pretend to be the best in English while the rich speak pidgin English at will.
I live in the UK and when I hangout with my naija guys we speak pidgin English as a Matteo fact foreigners love pidgin English, Rihanna is learning to speak it,many people across the globe want to identify with pidgin English but you a broke ass who thinks N10m is a huge amount of money that I have to be a criminal before I can have is trashing the prestigious language....

Like I said you had better work on your self esteem. Your poverty is not the status quo, people are living better lives....

Poverty don destroy some of una brain, una don lack complete sense of reasoning....
I no dey like all this kind of bragging because if person say make you do am #10k, different story go dey come up... grin cheesy grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Soweto Shuts Down Foreign-owned Shops After Kids Die Of Food Poisoning (PICS) by maestro299: 12:21pm On Oct 11, 2024
See black people? If na Trump talk this one now, they will call him a racist...
Celebrities › Re: I Got Pregnant For Burna Boy After Being In A Courtship With Him - Uju Stella by maestro299: 6:39am On Oct 11, 2024
UpTown001:
Go and sit down somewhere b!tc!h!... [b]There are lots of responsible guys in her DM, but she snubbed them all, [/b]just so that she can be another "Chioma" not knowing that e go surely cast.

I'm scared of ladies/ women generally nowadays, it's as if as days go by they keep getting dmber
That's what they do when they're young and hot. It's when the looks and body starts to go that the regrets set in.
Politics › Re: Petrol Now Sells For ₦‎1,350 Per Litre In Osun by maestro299: 9:04pm On Oct 10, 2024
discusant:
Peter Obi enabled Tinubu into Aso Rock when Obi discouraged Obidients from protest over Mahmood Yakubu's INEC conduct during the last presidential election.
Spontaneous protest yields fruits. Fixed days protest do not.
Blame the Obidients inaction the day Mahmood Yakubu announced the fake results of the 2023 presidential election.
No. Peter Obi enabled Tinubu into Aso Rock by acting as a spoiler for Atiku and PDP.
Politics › Re: Petrol Now Sells For ₦‎1,350 Per Litre In Osun by maestro299: 8:57pm On Oct 10, 2024
nairalanda1:
KInd of funny to see Nigerians opposed to selling fuel at market price.

The thing is, petrol costs money to make, and government over the decades has been protecting us with subsidy after subsidy. Problem was, the subsides contributed not only to making our debt bigger, but feeding a subsidy monster that spawned corruptiuon and the wreckage of our refineries, leading to the mess that is now taking time to fix

At the end, even with the mass corruption and mess, if we stopped corurption, the amount we would spend in subsidy is larger than what we would recover from ending corruption

So, here we are. It's kind of the end of the road.

GEJ should have told them to shut up in 2012....honestly.
Our biggest problem is unbridled corruption. Even policies made with the best of intentions will die in Nigeria because of that.
Politics › Re: Petrol Now Sells For ₦‎1,350 Per Litre In Osun by maestro299: 8:53pm On Oct 10, 2024
psychologist:
Lies
Go to iragbiji
Petrol is 450 pr/ltr grin


Tinubu miscreants will be like, if it's too cost go and build your own refinery
Like the way they told us to go and farm. grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chilpancingo Mayor, Alejandro Arcos, Beheaded By Mexican Cartel (Graphic Photos) by maestro299: 11:21am On Oct 09, 2024
YoungBlackRico:
And the west dey criticize Bukele undecided
Don't mind them. These are the people Biden and the Democrats want to import enmasse in to the U.S.
Romance › Re: A Man Is a Woman's Slave Till Eternity by maestro299: 4:22am On Oct 09, 2024
A woman once told me, " Men are stupid. They go out and work like donkeys to get money. What then do they spend that money on? Waste it on women."

I thought she was just being snarky until I sat down and reasoned through her words. It was true. At least, a good 99% of our efforts and struggles to improve our finances and make money is to implicitly or explicitly impress a woman. Whether it's our wives, girlfriends, mother's, those random chicks, that prospective romantic interest, we labor to get money to get those luxuries, comforts and 'accessories' that entice ladies.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Melania Trump Supports Abortion Rights (Video) by maestro299:
Bliss4Lyfe:
Trump got this wrong and being an arrogant man he wont see the sincere effort of Melania to roll back his error.

Men want to ban abortion which is caused by sex outside marriage majorly.

They dont want to ban sex. grin

If you cannot bring yourself as man to ban sex outside marriage, then you have no business banning abortion.

You target the cause not the outcome to eliminate the problem.


So on the abortion ban, trump scored F9.
Trump never banned abortion, he only gave that decision back to the states. It's not a bad thing; in fact I believe it's a very good thing. It allows for self-determination. CNN and their cohorts will always lie to their brainwashed followers.
Since many American women have become demonic and seemm to enjoy sacrificing the babies in their wombs to Molech, let them go and fight for the right to do so in their states. If not for irresponsibility and unwillingness to be held accountable for their actions, why would a woman decide to murder her unborn baby?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Melania Trump Supports Abortion Rights (Video) by maestro299: 6:52pm On Oct 05, 2024
cococandy:
Too little too late ma’am
America brought out the demon in you.
Politics › Re: Gov Eno Names Daughter Acting First Lady Following Wife’s Passing by maestro299: 5:05pm On Oct 05, 2024
dauntless15:
So first lady is now a constitutionally recognized office, they even pay them salary and allowance, we're groundnut for these leaders to fry with big basin on hot open fire, I can bet my balls I was a bad guy in my former life and being born a Nigerian is punishment for that.
😂😂😂😂
Celebrities › Re: Priscilla, I have started enjoying the fruits of motherhood — Iyabo Ojo(vid) by maestro299: 6:55am On Oct 04, 2024
Lanruze:
This woman will end up destroying her daughters life & marriage on the long-run.

Trust me !

This has played-out on several recorded occasions.

A yoruba adage says "eni ti isu e ba ta o ma bo je ni", translated as when your yield is attractive you eat in silence.

The dude just came to Nigeria for a visit and the psychopath quickly arranged an impromptu introduction and expect that marriage will flow like that.

Before you marry please always check the girls mother for red flags please.
Very underrated advice.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 29th September 2024 by maestro299: 6:31pm On Sep 29, 2024
Nazgul:
Stop being biased. I'm watching the game. There was minimal contact. His boot didn't touch the guy it was more like a leg to leg brushing. The commentator and even the half time analysts pointed it out.

If at all the refree wanted to penalize him, he should have given him a yellow card and not a direct red card.
Fear God na...
Politics › Re: Career Journey: How My Motorcycle Business Is Going. by maestro299: 6:11pm On Sep 29, 2024
codemaniacs:
Lithiumite is right..

if the OP was Y:oruba you guys would have mocked and abused him and abused Yoruba politicians..

but an i:gbo graduate doing okada is not shameful to you guys and not one of you guys have abused or called out any of your politicians...

you guys are hypocrit:es..
I'm not Igbo, neither am I Yoruba. You guys should stop perpetuating tribalism. It doesn't help us.
Politics › Re: PCNGI To Distribute 2,000 CNG Tricycles To Youths, Open More Conversion Centres. by maestro299: 12:49pm On Sep 29, 2024
naptu2:
Yeah, all the PCNGI programmes are done in phases (they can't possibly do everything in one day). For example, they've been running the conversion programme every weekend for more than a month now. The 2,000 tricycles are the tricycles that will be distributed in one place (Abuja) on one day (Independence Day).
Do you know centers that do CNG conversion training in Lagos?
Politics › Re: Career Journey: How My Motorcycle Business Is Going. by maestro299: 11:19am On Sep 29, 2024
Lithiumite:
Look at all the hypocrites on this thread,if he were to be residing in Lagos all you would have all been shouting tinubu,agbero,MC oluomo like it's only in Lagos you have agbero.

The agberos in the east are far worse than those in the west ,I have experienced them firsthand at upper iweka and assumpta in Owerri also at rumuokoro in PH,delta don't even go there.....abia is hell.....but it's only Lagos you all love to spit on and talk thrash about.
Stop this nonsense. You're joining our politicians to perpetuate the tribalism and discrimination that has made us retrogress.

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