MajorJeffery:
I urge everyone to go back and read the Twitter comment by a fool named SEKONI to see the mentality of people you share a country with. It's so pitiful.

It obvious he was being sarcastic

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Koeks:

if u say lt1 is mearnt 4 edu studs, is dere d possibility of sms to be having lectures in lt2 d same education are having too? Cos I was told to attend sms nd edu classes.

its beta yu shuld chck ur dept. tym table

Koeks:
Pls I was llt 2 with d sms students cos tot dat was were I had to be (econs edu). Now a frnd of mine had lectures @ llt1 and his own is history edu. I'm pretty confused here...where am I to go? Llt1 or 2?

llt1 is meant for art, law nd education gns. llt2 is meant 4 sms while llt3 is meant 4 science

Ernestsimeon:



Will i get the tax clearance dsame day i pay for it?

nope till d next day

Samoranopapa:
You will pay the money at the king's palace

close to d king's palace nd if yu don't knw d exact place wen yu gt thr ask around

So she tinks thr r beta dan thse bus conductors who r also citizens of ths country

#Let it be known dat deadline 4 payment is on d 13th of March. Dey might postpone it or not buh b on a safer side

tohshine:
kindly show how to use corel draw cos i got such issue too

ask d person doing it 4 yu in d cafe

holuwahtosine:
hello dr,i went 2 d cafe 2 print out my forms and d guy @d cafe mistakenly submitted d counselling form online witout me filling it,pls will i do?

tell him to use corel draw to edit it

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846
John F kennedy was elected to congress in 1946
Lincoln was elected president in 1860
Kennedy was elected president in 1960
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights
Both wives lost a child while living in the white house
Both presidents were shot on friday
Both presidents were shot in the head
NOW IT GETS WEIRD!
Lincoln's secretary was named kennedy
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln
Both were assassinated by southerners
Both were succeeded by southerners named johnson
Andrew johnson who succeeded Lincoln was born in
1808
Andrew johnson who succeeded Kennedy was born in
1908
John wilkes booth who assassinated Lincoln was born
in 1839
Lee harvey oswald who assassinated Kennedy was
born in
1939
Both assassins were known by their three names
Both names are composed of fifteen letters
NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT!
Lincoln was shot in the theatre named "Ford"
Kennedy was shot in a "Lincoln" car made by "Ford"
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials
HERE'S THE KICKER!
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
monroe,maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn
monroe
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
Lincoln was shot in a theatre and the assassin ran to a
warehouse
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse ran to a theatre

Having the Nigerian green passport alone does not make you a
Nigerian,there are other things that add up to it.We Nigerian
have very peculiar stuffs in common irrespective of our diverse
culture and differences in religion.
Here are 15 things that shows you’re a typical Nigerian:
1.You Shout Up NEPA.
Power is still a big problem in Nigeria,if you’ve lived or still
living in Nigeria you know what I am talking about.So you get
excited and scream Up Nepa when the electricity comes on?My
friend you’re a Nigeria.
2.You wear Special Outfit for Sundays or Fridays.
We Nigerians are very Religious people and very few of us are
Godly,sad truth.We don’t joke with our Religious
activities.Most Nigerians reserve the best of the best clothes for
Sundays (for the Christians) and Fridays(for the Muslims).In
fact offering time in churches are like fashion shows with
everyone trying to cat walk and show off their beautiful
dresses .
3.You don’t ask people their age and you don’t like to tell
people your age.
Except it’s something official we don’t like to tell or ask people
their age.We Nigerians see asking someone’s age, especially if
the person is older than you very disrespectful.
4.You’re boisterous and always Speak loud in Public.
Nigerians are very noisy and energetic people,it’s not difficult
to identify a Nigerian when you find yourself at International
airports .We speak loud with confidence ,you hear phrases like
“Do you know who I am?” “My friend I will get you locked
up!”
5.You call people you are not familiar with names like:
Chairman,Oga,Uncle,Aunty,Bros,Sister etc.
6.You have two Phones to yourself alone.
Most Nigerians living in Nigeria own two phones ,not just to
show off but because of the unstable poweer and mobile
network services ,you can’t just rely on one network or phone.If
mtn doesn’t have network you quickly pick up your etisalat sim
card.
7.You’re materialistic and like to flaunt your wealth at the
slightest opportunity given.
The Rich Nigerians are really really rich.We buy things we
don’t need just solely to fit in with everyone else. Your
Facebook updates are things like “lekkibeach chilling”,”Dubai
things”,”Money on mind”then just know you’re a Typical
Nigerian etc
8.You’re always extremely security conscious and watchful.
A Typical Nigerian person is always watching for safety.He
doesn’t trust anyone around him,everyone is a suspect.He
doesn’t keep his phone carelessly ‘cos he knows someone is
waiting for such opportunity to steal it.I once traveled
somewhere abroad, and the guy who came for me at the airport
was telling me how unsafe the place was and why I should keep
my belongings safe,I just looked at him and smiled ,wish he
knew how security conscious we Nigerians are by default.
9.You have relatives that you can’t even explain in simple terms
how they are related to you.
I hear things like,Hmm Mayo here is my relative Kemi ,she is
my Fathers brother’s wife cousin’s friend’s Husband.I am like
WTH!!
10.You always like to cook Jollof Rice when you have Big
Occasions
.
11.You use very often phrases like :
Eh wo,Ehen, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God forbid , by God’s
Grace,Nawa o!Wetin sef!No worry ,Go joor! etc
12.You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moin moin are
13.You’ve never or rarely visit the dentist because you don’t
see any reason for that and consider it waste of money.
Nigerians only visit a dentist office when there is no other
remedy. Visiting a dentist for normal check-up is not an
everyday thing in Nigeria.
14.You like to add “O” to a lot of your talk.
e.g Na wa o,Leave me o,O boy!,Na Now o!
15.You read all the above 14 signs and smiled in between
Proudly a Nigerian,are you?

Students eyes in the
class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_
-) (-_-) (-_-)
When teacher say tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)
(O_O)
(O_O)
During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)
(→_
→) (←_←)
When invigilator comes
in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓).......
true or false?

Idrismusty97:
I agreed. It makes them feel better about their pathetic life.... Lol

Abi na

Pope Francis recently warned gossip 'fills the heart
with bitterness and also poisons us'.
But according to a new study, gossiping may in fact
be good for our self-esteem because it allows us to
compare ourselves to others.
A group of Dutch researchers have found out that
hearing positive and negative gossip about another
individual boosts self-reflection and self-evaluation.
Elena Martinescu at the University of Groningen said:
'Women who receive negative gossip experience
higher self-protection concerns possibly because
they believe they might experience a similar fate
as the person being the target of the gossip. Men
who receive positive gossip experience higher
fear, perhaps because upward social comparisons
with competitors are threatening.'
Professor Martinescu added gossip provided
individuals with indirect social comparison
information and provides an essential resource to
reflect on their behavior. She suggested that rather
than trying to block out gossip, we should 'accept
gossip as a natural part of our lives and receive it
with a critical attitude regarding the
consequences it may have on ourselves and on
others.'
Do you agree? I don't

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samflexxy:
my enemy

lol atleast yu love ur enemies

Ipledge:
If I talk the name of the girl,many guys go kill me ni

I see Marieole in my dream

I guess dats still a crush.

jejemanito:
Far away by aduke! Blows me away each time!

Aiit crush or gf?

The songs ur listening to(on ur current playlist) defines ur mood. So wen yu listening to love songs whose name pops up on ur mind? Either still a crush or already a gf/bf, please kindly state. Mine still a crush. Don't be shy.

freezyprinzy:
plz o help me check mine 46008683AE

Congratulations Sunday Opeyemi Elias!!!
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 4-Year
FIRST DEGREE Programme into
OLABISI ONABANJO UNIVERSITY, AGO-IWOYE.
Course POLITICAL SCIENCE in the Faculty of
SOCIAL SCIENCES.

Bro I sight u socialist we don suffer ao parent, can't even ask for poket money frm my parent again on top dis high tuition fee time to voice out nd say ao mind #bring back hw tuition fee to normal standard of living....