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Amigoz:
wow

The mailman is still around

Longest tymes !!

Ibime:
H.J been dope. . . . Im gonna battle him after I take on Streetwize. . . . then MailMalc is next. . . .

Ibime:
Operation crank the pressure still in effect. . . .



Phock a back and forth/ I grab a sword/ and slash ya chord/
I flow remote control. . . so standby. . . as I channel thoughts/
My hand was forced/ cos Streetwize refused to pass the torch/
So Im on edge. . . pushing you off-ledge. . . when I balance boards!/
You sound softer than Asher Roth/ battling the Dragon Lord/
gays wont lettuce battle. . . . cos they stay getting their salad tossed!/
Im a man of war/ so you’ll get blown in seconds/
Rappers make bold confessions. . . till I start loading weapons/
How could you hold elections/ when my ballot is missing/
I aint Eldee TV. . . . nigga, Im High Definition!/
I dont entertain gimmicks/ or rappers with lame lyrics/
And all my verses are fly. . . cos I spit in plane English!/
I beat you blue and purple/ till ya crew desert you/
Take the lead. . .and get a shell in ya back. . . like Mutant Turtles!/
My worst verse would dispose ya/ Word to Jehovah/
You couldn’t hold my stripes. . . brushing dirt off my shoulder!/

Chike Chiejina

This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst

(Marriage Software Division):



Dear Systems Analyst,


I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my

program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that

the new program began unexpected Child Processing and

also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.



This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In

addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other

programs and launches during systems initialization

and then it monitors all other system activities.



Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf

5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever

selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday

Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1"

runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background

whilst attempting to run any of my favorite

applications. Be it online or offline.



I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but

uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please

help?



, AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:



Dear Customer,



This is a very common problem resulting from a basic

misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0

program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to

Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY

AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.

Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by

its Creator to run everything on your current

platform.



You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and

still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was

not designed to do this and it is impossible to

uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the

System once it is installed.



Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or

Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems.

(See manual under Alimony/Child Support and

Solicitors' Fees).



Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it

Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as

you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever

you think has caused them, you must run the,

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid

attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the

entire system.



It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE

ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the

operating system will return to normal.



Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme,

can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional

Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or

"HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING

1000.0" or even Eating out without the Kids 7.2.1" (if

Child processing has already started).



DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1"

(Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any

Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application

for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly

CRASH.



BEST WISHES!



Yours,

Systems Analyst

sasho9ja:
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I produce hot sounds.sounds that will burn turn-tables. u will possibly need em.rates are the affordable and my production is so hot like lava.

~Sauron~:
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"Battling a beast" is a rough task, although I must ask
Why is it that in your screwed-up life you have to lick ass?
I came equipped with a gene, that makes me too sick for the team
But you're not even a rookie, 'cause you ain't fit for this league
Nothing said by you screwballz really hurts, just flipped a few of my words
Looked like suicide or worse, the way you spewed his fake verses
I know you can’t bare it, your see-through punch strains are inherent
Undisclosed gender makes it apparent you must come from a tranz-parent
Sauron's skills are tough and versatile, andi will NOT to be merciful
So this is your cremation. . . . .Just like your verse, you are outrightly pitiful.
Forcing rhymes aren’t impressive, in fact it makes you wack n less effective
If I scribe this 16 on your brain , his damaged senses won't get it, he's defective.
Posion your liver, tissues and heart with the kinetic force of the anthrax
With ma axe, i will detach your arms, rip your skin from your back to your 6-pacs.
Cheese, Sauron induces Meth's habits, Ofoka's words only impress gays
So I’m sure when NL judges reads this piece. . . they gon' strip your net status

Seismic007:
This is awesome, i've put it on replay since. Thanks dude

rapjunkie:
couldnt see the videos

mystikal:
Ibime is brilliant with the words, But Mailmalc had the punch. These lines particularly did it for me.

tianshie:
Sup Mailmac and 'Smith? Think I'ma be makin a comeback soon to this thread.Like in tha old dayz!