₦airaland Forum

efilefun:
lol hope they dont disgrace the nation again today



Was Buhari the president when they failed to qualify for the nations cup You better grow up and wake up from your silliness. Moreover Do you know Buhari was the head of state when Nigeria won her first ever international competition (Incase you were not born then)

rusher14:

For a man with sticky fingers Alamieyesheiga has an unbelievably amplified phobia for prison.

He would do anything to evade confinement - dress like a lady, wig, lipstick and all. It would not be beyond him to fake his own death in the bid to once again beat the system. Indeed, Harry Houdini was a learner.

If Alams has passed on to the great big parade in the sky, I suggest his corpse is kept in the morgue for a decade.

You can run but you can't hide DSP.

Keneking:
Even in death, we shall send him to UK

ffo:
im beginning to doubt if this guy is actually a professor with this statement. Please was this press statement in english or arabic?

DeltahArmy:
When Sola was in SS3. His teacher always
yelled at him, calling him "a waste of
conception, time and space. And a sure
failure
in life".
One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to
school to check out how her grandson was.
doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that
she had never seen such a dumb boy all her
life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll
him under an artisan, because formal
schooling
for Sola would be a total waste of time and
money. The grandmother, shocked at the
teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson
from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later ****
The teacher was diagnosed with a brain
tumour. All the doctors she met advised her
to
do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the
whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri)
could
perform this procedure. Left with no
alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have
the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was
successful. When she awoke hours after the
surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor
smiling down at her. She was on artificial
respiration from a machine that provided her
oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could
not
speak. She looked sideways and suddenly
began
to express shock & anguish, her face started
to
turn pale; she frantically made attempts to
raise her hand and tell him something but
couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard-
Then
she gave up the Ghost and died.
The young doctor was shocked. He tried to
find
out what went wrong. Eventually he found
out
that it was our dear Sola (now working as a
cleaner in the hospital) who had
disconnected
the lady's oxygen machine to connect his
phone
charger.
Wait ooo!... Don't tell me that you thought
that
Sola became the doctor? lol
If ah hear....
Sola no know book period!!!

dekdek:
Shut up. Did u complain when the same set of appointments favored the south when Jonah-daft was in charge?

APPOINTMENTS MADE BY PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI TO DATE:

1. Aide de Camp to president: Lt. Col Abubakar Lawal, [North-West].

2. Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to the president: Femi Adesina, [South-West].

3. Senior Special Assistant, Media and Publicity: Garba Shehu, [North-West].

4. State Chief of Protocol/Special Assistant (Presidential Matters): Lawal Abdullahi Kazaure, [North-West].

5. Accountant General of the Federation: Ahmed Idris [North-West].

6. National Security Adviser: Babagana Monguno [North-East].

7. Chief of Defence Staff, Abayomi Olonishakin, [South-West].

8. Chief of Army Staff: Tukur Buratai, [North-East].

9. Chief of Naval Staff: Ibok-Ete Ekwe Ibas, [South-South].

10. Chief of Air Staff, Sadique Abubakar, [North-East].

11. Chief of Defence Intelligence: Monday Riku Morgan [North-Central].

12. Director General, State Security Services, SSS: Lawal Daura, [North-West].

13. Acting Chairperson, Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, Amina Zakari, [North-West].

14. Managing Director, Nigerian Ports Authority, NPA: Habibu Abdulahi [North-West].

15. Special Adviser, Niger Delta Amnesty Office: Paul Boroh, [South-South]

16. Acting Director General, Nigerian Maritime Administration, Safety and Security Agency, NIMASA: Baba Haruna Jauro [North-East].

17. Executive Vice Chairman/ Chief Executive Officer, Nigerian Communications Commission: Umaru Dambatta [North-West].

18. Executive Chairman, Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS: Babatunde Fowler, [South-West].

19. Director General, Budget Office of the Federation: Aliyu Gusau, [North-West].

20. Group Managing Director, Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Emmanuel Kachikwu, [South-South].

21. Secretary to Government of the Federation, Babachir David Lawal, [North East]

22. Chief of Staff to the President: Abba Kyari, [North-East].

23. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Customs Service: Hameed Ibrahim Ali, [North East].

24. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Immigration Service: Kure Martin Abeshi, [North-Central].

25. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (Senate): Ita Enang, [South-South].

26. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (House of Representatives): Sumaila Kawu, [North-West].

27. Director, Department Of Petroleum Resources, DPR, Modecai Baba Ladan. [North-Central].

28. Managing Director, Asset Management Company of Nigeria, AMCON, Ahmed Lawan Kuru. [North West].

29. Commissioner for Insurance and Chief Executive of the National Insurance Commission, Mohammed Kari [North-West]

30. Executive Director AMCON: Kola Ayeye [South-West]

31. Executive Director, AMCON: Eberechukwu Uneze, [South-East]

32. Executive Director, AMCON: Aminu Ismail, [North-West]

33. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Maikanti Baru, [North-Central]

34. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Isiaka Abdulrazaq, [South-West]

35. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Dennis Nnamdi Ajulu, [South-East].

36. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Babatunde Victor Adeniran, [South-West].

37. Rector, Maritime Academy of Nigeria, MAN, Oron: Mr. Joshua Okpo [South-South]
From number 30 downwards are affiliates of NNPC and as such are not head of the parastatals

NORTH=24, SOUTH=13

FULL LIST OF GEJ's EQUIVALENT APPOINTMENTS AS AT HIS LAST DAY IN OFFICE:

1. Aide de Camp to president: Lt. Col Ojogbane Adegbe, [North].

2. Special Adviser, Media and Publicity to the president: Reuben Abati, [South-West].

3. Senior Special Assistant, Media and Publicity: Doyin Okupe, [South-West].

4. State Chief of Protocol/Special Assistant (Presidential Matters): Chief Mike Oghiadomhe, [South-South].

5. Accountant General of the Federation: Mr. Jonah Ogunniyi Otunla [South-West].

6. National Security Adviser: Col Sambo Dasuki [North-West].

7. Chief of Defence Staff, Air Marshal Alex Sebundu Badeh, [North-East].

8. Chief of Army Staff: Lt Gen. Kenneth Minimah, [South-South].

9. Chief of Naval Staff: Rear Admiral Usman Jibrin, [North-Central].

10. Chief of Air Staff, Air Vice Marshal Amosu, [South-West].

11. Chief of Defence Intelligence:Rear Admiral Gabriel Okoi [South-South].

12. Director General, State Security Services, SSS: Mr Ita Ekpenyong, [South-South].

13. Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC: Attahiru Jega, [North-West].

14. Managing Director, Nigerian Ports Authority, NPA: Alhaji Sanusi Lamido Ado Bayero [North-West].

15. Special Adviser, Niger Delta Amnesty Office: Mr Kingsley Kuku, [South]

16. Director General, Nigerian Maritime Administration, Safety and Security Agency, NIMASA:Mr Patrick Ziakede Akpobolokem [South-South].

17. Executive Vice Chairman/ Chief Executive Officer, Nigerian Communications Commission: Mr Eugene Juwah [South-South].

18. Executive Chairman, Federal Inland Revenue Service, FIRS: Mr. Samuel Ogungbesan, [South-West].

19. Director General, Budget Office of the Federation: Director General,Dr. Bright Okogu, [South].

20. Group Managing Director, Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, Dr. Joseph Thlama Dawha, [North].

21. Secretary to Government of the Federation, Mr Anyim Pious Anyim, [South-East]

22. Chief of Staff to the President: Brgd Gen. Jones Oladehinde Arogbofa, [South-South].

23. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Customs Service: Abdullahi Dikko Inde, [North-West].

24. Comptroller-General, Nigerian Immigration Service: Mr. David Shikfu Parradang, [North-Central].

25. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (Senate): Senator Joy Ifeanyichukwu Emodi, [South-East].

26. Senior Special Assistant on National Assembly Matters (House of Representatives): Senator Joy Ifeanyichukwu Emodi, [South-East].

27. Director, Department Of Petroleum Resources, DPR, Mr. George Abiodun Osahon. [South-South].

28. Managing Director, Asset Management Company of Nigeria, AMCON, Mustafa Chike-Obi. [South-East].

29. Commissioner for Insurance and Chief Executive of the National Insurance Commission, Mr. Fola Daniel.[South-West]

30. Executive Director AMCON: Mofoluke Benedicta Dosumu [South-West]

31. Executive Director, AMCON: Hewitt Adegboyega Benson [South-West]

32. Executive Director, AMCON: Abbas Mohammed Jega [[North-West]

33. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Ian Udoh, [North-Central]

34. Group Executive Director, NNPC, Adebayo Ibirogba, [South-West]

35. Group Executive Director, NNPC: David Ige, [South-East].

36. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Bernard Otti, [South-West].

37. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Dan Efebo [South-South]

38. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Aisha Abdurrahman [North-West]

39. Group Executive Director, NNPC: Attahiru Yusuf [North-West]

40. Rector, Maritime Academy of Nigeria, MAN, Oron: Mr. Joshua Okpo [South-South]

SOUTH=27, NORTH=13

robay:
Who be diz Great goat self,see if u dere ever quote me again,na thunder go fire u

drss:
Only a Daura magician like Buhari Dullard can approve withdrawal of bailout funds from Empty Treasury!! Magic made only in Daura. When will he use this Daura magic to make N1 equals to 1 dollar?

muhyeenisce:
Bokoharam is pdp PDP are Bokoharam...quote me and die in accident wey be say na pick dem go de pick ur remnant inside black leather

chamboy:
bh has civilian hostage in captive

Estimable:
na so so muslims dey govern Lagos?

groundnutoil:
nt again
y cant lmc do something about dis
is nt like dey dnt see d fraud for the past ten years
dy nw have d highest penalties