₦airaland Forum

olihilistic:
I love that Air Max...

Thanks dear.

Dillusionist:





we are only prayer partners, ,

after praying you pay your tithe to pastor naw

No thank you, you people should stop praying for me abeg.

apenaola:
hoping to visit Ghana someday. Have u ever been to Nigeria?

Yes I've.

IamZod:
hehehe And the Lord knows whatever you typed was under the influence of your fingers

Maky you one hell outta funny character tho.. You just real and cool

My fingers are drunk.

Awwn, thanks for the compliment.

badebillions:
yoh that was cold...lool

Me learning from you.

badebillions:
something NOT someone!

Thanks for the correction!

Gucciqueen38:
Very obvious

Sure.

Gucciqueen38:
This your profile pic ehn!

No be me dey the picture tho, I think that's obvious abi?

EmyLeo:
Lol... biko ehen, santa came late this year ..


##how is Xmas prep. over there tho??

Sweetheart, Santa came through. I got the airmax. God bless the person who made it possible for me.

IamZod:
Lol. This girl sha

And today na Sunday, Lord forgive your girl for she knows not what she types.

Phonefanatic:
To whose disadvantage?

That thing of pre-intimacy is funny..... Some girls will expect you to do all the pre-intimacy on them, tickle every angle while lying like a wood then give them great sex. Una think say men no like pre-intimacy? We tickle too .

You're funny bro.

Seriously, I think if you're hitting the right spot, your partner would want to show you the stuff she's made of too and it would turn to a competition which is just great.

EmyLeo:
Rate his pics na

I no sabi rate.

Dillusionist:
after the celebration has almost gone


where was his conscience buried biko


it's well,,i pray he releases our money

I don dey suspect you and Blackhawk03.

Dillusionist:
lol.
you and this salary ehh

please the guy should release the salary biko

The guy said Wednesday.

ceezarhh:
if she actually took it, then she has just succeeded in cementing the virus in her life...she would've taken gravels to knock it out too...

Chai! You nor get joy.

Mariangeles:
Sorry o...We didn't know y'all were choking on our matter before... Okay, breathe in...breathe out...
Make all of una no die on top Naija matter o

You give yourself so much credit. We need to breathe properly because of the stench tho.

pcguru1:
Lol just kidding it may be a good thing but caution though this is Nigeria.

That's why he'll meet the lady in a public place.

ceejayx:
Remember me in Paradise o

Sure.

SirMichael1:
Its takes eternity for some ladies to cum and when she meets an impatient and an inconsiderate guy, all he wants to do is pull, insert, ram, cum and sleep.

I wouldn't put the fault in its entirety on the guy though. You perform pre-intimacy, cunnilingus, massage and every unthinkable think and so ladies won't cum. It's unfair jare. Most times, these sets of people have had a molestation of some sort in their childhood and therefore cannot relinquish the thought from interfering with pleasure and so resort to self servicing. Moreover, when you get addicted to self servicing, the real thing doesn't give pleasure like the dildos and so many a times, the fault is the lady's.

Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y.
What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest.


If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor.

Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different.


Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration.

pcguru1:
Kidnapping things

Na you talk am. Let's be optimistic about this.

Mariangeles:
of course... I mean what does one expect from a Ghanaian

Hahahaha, someone is pained this early morning.

No be my fault South Africans washed you on this thread maybe you all need it for a change so we can breathe properly.

ceejayx:
Lol this one strong o but keep praying, it will come thru very soon.

Amen lol.

zero8zero:
i know right, when you work at the port.
And try get back your day, all the best ma'am.

Awwn sorry dear. Thanks and you too.

SirMichael1:
Of course, you'd sacrifice your guy for your desires (the most important thing)

Evil!

Ahan. Truth is, it's seems normal for a guy to cum than a woman. Especially when guys don't really care about their woman cuming so it feels good for a change.

ceejayx:
Lol i'm not good at prayers but will try...what's ur P.R.?

That my boss should release my salary on time abeg.

Mariangeles:
You're one of Nigeria's haters, am I right?

Hate is a strong word. But maybe I'm. Lool.

Purebeerry:
.

Why do I have the feeling I know your main?

chisco82:
Are u suppose to pay eveil with evil?
I thought ur mom is Nigerian?

Yes bro. I'm vindictive.
Nah, my parents are pure Ghanaians, we only grew up in Nigeria.

SirMichael1:
Very simple. Just enter your parent's room, off your clothes and have sex. radarada (whatever that means)

In fact, the thought of getting caught would give you an orgasm before your guy penetrates and that's iif he can even get hard before your parent burst open the room with a gun and blow his brains out.

But that wouldn't matter because you'd had your orgasm

The most important thing for a change tho.

zero8zero:
ok. I'm at work.
Describing your day as being terrible is one big exaggeration.

Wow, work? Damn.

It's actually terrible tbh.

khiaa:
Lol I missed that, thanks.

Merry Christmas

Yea, you've to look closely to notice.

Merry Christmas dear.

Been a while you uploaded your picture on your dp, maybe you didn't know you have a fan that always like your pictures.

Purebeerry:
Nooo, I no want. . Make them carry their wahala dey go.

This is not fair oo, if I was in lagos, maybe I'll take up the offer.