Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,827 members, 7,956,137 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 04:47 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home (17136 Views)
We Only Have Sex When She Comes Around nothing more. / For Fun: Guyz How Do your babe Ask For Sex When she is With You? / Your First Ever Sex : When , Where And How ? (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (Reply) (Go Down)
How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by DavidStainless: 11:11pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
The reality is that having sex with kids in the house is a challenge. A big challenge, not a little one, and it’s a challenge that lasts for many years. Mothers of newborns are exhausted. They are sleep deprived, over touched and often feel like they are dripping from every orifice. They don’t feel sexy, and often they can’t imagine ever feeling sexy again. Parents of toddlers are often exhausted as well. Whether you work outside the home or spend your day with your child, running after a pre-schooler is like running a marathon, except there are too many interruptions to allow for endorphin production. And then there are the evening going to bed rituals, which can involve six hour negotiations, 10 trips back and forth to someone’s bedroom and often one parent falling asleep with their child. When your kids get older, new challenges arise. Somehow, they now seem more interested in your life and your bedroom. Drawers and closets may be less off-limits than you think and wandering visits at night can become......Read morehttp://www.healthculture.me/sex-kids-home/ Source:[url]Healthculture.me[/url] Please Like our Facebook Page for more Updates: [url=facebook.com/healthculture.me]Health Cultre[/url] 2 Shares
|
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:33pm On Dec 23, 2017 |
Me ; Darling would you mind if I talk to your mum alone? Daughter ; Dad why can't you do that in the living room, this movie I don't wanna miss a scene Ntoor, this is killing, no food tonight 6 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Ahmed0336(m): 12:50am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Men!! It's not funny o. Trying to dekongize and kids won't let you 2 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 2:52am On Dec 24, 2017 |
If you live in a two or three bedroom flat or even duplex , with a trusted babysitter . You shouldn't have a problem making out. Except u stay in one room with kids and wife ? Then the scenario is beyond imagination. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 2:53am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Sleep no wan come o All my eyes shinning like torch! Sleep oooo. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by sunbilor(m): 5:15am On Dec 24, 2017 |
alexialin:I knew a man who lived in one room with 5 children. Was wondering where and how he was sleeping with his wife to make those babies. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Alexbrain(m): 6:58am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Discovering your talents and building up your skills with be a very productive way to tackle unemployment and become an entrepreneur. Check out this free online book that will help you with that https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/657738 http://okadabooks.com/book/about/talent__the_bomb/12751# |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by tuoyoojo(m): 8:31am On Dec 24, 2017 |
I think d young man has an internal monitoring device. once our blood just hot n things are about to go down, na so him go burst cry I dey beef am for all d loving when I do miss because of cry 4 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 8:38am On Dec 24, 2017 |
OP I need your help. How can we the kids have sex with our partners when our parents are home? 19 Likes
|
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 10:06am On Dec 24, 2017 |
sunbilor: O ga ò |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 10:39am On Dec 24, 2017 |
dude, it depends on your wife more |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Finstar: 10:47am On Dec 24, 2017 |
sunbilor: I overheard a little kid recently, narrating to his fellow kids how his mum and dad usually do the stuff I was like, the world has finished.. They live in a one room apartment.. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by SirMichael1: 10:57am On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie: Very simple. Just enter your parent's room, off your clothes and have sex. radarada (whatever that means) In fact, the thought of getting caught would give you an orgasm before your guy penetrates and that's iif he can even get hard before your parent burst open the room with a gun and blow his brains out. But that wouldn't matter because you've had your orgasm 4 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 11:03am On Dec 24, 2017 |
SirMichael1:The most important thing for a change tho. 1 Like |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 11:09am On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie:. |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by luvlyheart092(f): 11:15am On Dec 24, 2017 |
hmmmmm |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by SirMichael1: 11:15am On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie: Of course, you'd sacrifice your guy for your desires (the most important thing) Evil! |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 11:16am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Purebeerry:Why do I have the feeling I know your main? 1 Like |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by habsydiamond(m): 11:19am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Inside the bathroom I guess...cos some kids are very stubborn, sleep during the day play around at night.... 1 Like |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 11:21am On Dec 24, 2017 |
SirMichael1:Ahan. Truth is, it's seems normal for a guy to cum than a woman. Especially when guys don't really care about their woman cuming so it feels good for a change. 1 Like |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by ubunja(m): 11:23am On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie:go to the bush beware the snakes and the thorns 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by SirMichael1: 11:40am On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie: Its takes eternity for some ladies to cum and when she meets an impatient and an inconsiderate guy, all he wants to do is pull, insert, ram, cum and sleep. I wouldn't put the fault in its entirety on the guy though. You perform pre-intimacy, cunnilingus, massage and every unthinkable thing and some ladies won't cum. It's unfair jare. Most times, these sets of people have had a molestation of some sort in their childhood and therefore cannot relinquish the thought from interfering with pleasure and so resort to self servicing. Moreover, when you get addicted to self servicing, the real thing doesn't give pleasure like the dildos and so many a times, the fault is the lady's. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 11:49am On Dec 24, 2017 |
SirMichael1:Most guys are generally selfish. They just underate forepla.y. What they'll do is fond!e the boobs for ten minutes and when they think you're wet, they slide in, chuk the chukuchuku, pour and that's the rest. If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor. Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different. Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration. 7 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by sisisioge: 11:57am On Dec 24, 2017 |
I like this thread already. |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by donstan18: 12:10pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
SirMichael1: Right! This is the major problem of most ladies, their sense of erotic pleasure and sexual system have habitized that of dildos and self servicing that they can hardly reach orgasm even when you give all sorts of skills and oral when having sex. |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Phonefanatic: 12:21pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie: To whose disadvantage? That thing of pre-intimacy is funny..... Some girls will expect you to do all the pre-intimacy on them, tickle every angle while lying like a wood then give them great sex. Una think say men no like pre-intimacy? We tickle too . 6 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Phonefanatic: 12:23pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
donstan18: If clit orgasm isn't met those type won't be satisfied. |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by Nobody: 12:23pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie:Lol. This girl sha |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by vicben27(m): 12:26pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
hehehe sleepin syrup/ med. never finish for pharmacy nw they will sleep by force sleep! 1 Like |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 12:37pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
Phonefanatic:You're funny bro. Seriously, I think if you're hitting the right spot, your partner would want to show you the stuff she's made of too and it would turn to a competition which is just great. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by makydebbie(f): 12:38pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
IamZod:And today na Sunday, Lord forgive your girl for she knows not what she types. |
Re: How To Have Sex When The Kids Are Home by SirMichael1: 12:46pm On Dec 24, 2017 |
makydebbie: What do you expect when that's exactly what drew them to you? Your boobs held loosely by a loose-fitting outfit, swinging boisterously as you walk by, catching the eyes of every beholder. All of a sudden, he comes into the picture, tall, dark and handsome and y'all got down with it. "There ain't no way those boobs are passing by me"- The boobs! And so it is fondled for 20 minutes cause he wants the feel. What am I on about self... Mtcheew. This is nonsense... Anyway, most guys don't even what to study about how to satisfy a lady. They think having it big is all it takes forgetting that ladies have their pleasure points. If you're going to talk about molestation as a child, then the guy has to understand the lady and how the body works. And also, she'll need to see a doctor. Yeah therapeutic session actually fixes a lot of things or so they say. The lady has to understand herself first before she can then relate ways on how the guy can give her immense pleasure. How do you understand a lady who has never orgasm-ed before during? Where do you touch and how do you touch it? Some guys are expert? Yeah? Some ladies aren't destined to cum. Finish! Trust me, no matter how comfortable you're with using a diildo, when you get a real dick everything feels different. Speak for yourself. Most ladies who self service as a way to remain a virgin until after marriage find the dick unsatisfying and appalling- Fact! Most problems comes from the guy, they think being wet is enough. A woman wants a guy who can make her cum even without penetration. Yeah and most men wants a goddess who'll fall from the sky and meet their sexual needs 1 Like 2 Shares |
Single Men Live Longer Than Married Men - Research / Wanted To Marry Her But Found Out She Is Older / Guys Will You Take Back Your Gift After A Break-up
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 44 |