Javanian:
Yeah...comp engnr...i scored 50...i'm just hoping on God..

what was ur post ume score?

Bubemi:

Girl, gurl, chick, OR babe wis 1 pls?

bubemi na my chick o,,na every girl u ma wan toast,,I go report you o to odunnu,,you toast one more girl,,u are banned..lol

sarahlnx: i asked 4 any med lab aspirant in d here nobody answer me!.. Na wa o! Maybe na only me dem go give d admisson 4 med lab b dat na!

if na only you,,the boredom wey go hold you eh,,you go run go mass com

Hello folks,,how are you all doing,,just wanted to say hi to you all...all the best today with ur waiting,,and for those falling sick,,don't be scared less the devil takes advantage,,remain optimistic and God will see us all thru...one love and see you when u get there...

hornipipe: he is a psychopath please believe me

Bro why are you always against the guy,,,I've been reading this thread from the get go,and its like you guys path never cross without an abrupt argument about sometin or totally over nothing,,just chill bro,,you seem like a good bloke,,don't let admission stress weigh u out.. Just saying..no hard feelings intended..take care and good 9t

The site Waeup has been temporarily closed,,,hopefully when it springs back up,,ur status will come along with it,,keep praying,,I think now's the time you need God most,,same thing happened last year,,closing the site and bringing the e-campus website.. As to when it finally comes out,that remains undetermined,,,love you all,,I'm always here guys...one love

beckyomas: .
Ur not even a student nd ur talking like u help them in marking...Uniben has no business with ur pume score, what they are interested in is ur aggregate. I got my admission with pume of 41 nd agg of 51...so don't deceive urself ok? No hard feelings

was it ur course u were given,ask if u dont know the basics of da argument and i neva said i was working for em,i wrote post ume last year too,so say it out if it was ur course...

ozoebuka1: Thanks man...do u know why i thanked u?.. because u didnt use abusive word to reply that text!thanks once again!

u welcome bro

Eghosa graviti: Here are some facts according to jamb: candidates that applied for various courses into UNIBEN jamb 2012/2013:
Accounting=6886
Banking and finance=2629
Biusness Admin=7372
Chemical Enginr=1291
Civil Enginr=1652
LAW=6475
Comp sci=2833
Comp Eng=1575
ECCONOMICS=3414
Electri Eng=2792
Eng/lit=699
Biochemistry=1022.

guy pple that applied for uniben or pple that sat for the exams,which is it,confused?

Diamondwriter: scored 59....urz

post ume and aggregate- 52

[quote author=dennis@20 ][/quote]dennis pls do ask questions when you don't understand,,they do check aggregate scores that's for sure,,but your post ume score must be up to 50 first,,I'm serious,,I know what I'm saying,, well not entirely though,,depending on the course ur in for...aggregate scores are considered when there's whole lot of 50s and then the use aggregate scores to reduce the number

ozoebuka1: wen u ask someone his aggregate, he wil first tell u about his putme if his putme is higher than his aggregate... Please if u are asked of ya score, just keep ya putme score aside and tel d person ur aggregrate because dats what counts!!! No insult abeg.

dude that's a lie,,uniben schecks or post ume score first if its above 50 and when there are a lot above 50 then they start using aggregate,,I wrote post ume last year,,my post ume score was 40 aggregate 50,,didn't get,,just letting you know what's up..

Diamondwriter: guy let's just hope in God..got 56 agg 4 civil engr

guy what was ur post ume score,,also going for civil engineering

Metaphycist: There is smtin abt dis guy,he always post around 3am in d morning.hmmmn,I'm beginin 2 wonda

I don't post until I have something relevant to say metaphycist,,,have been reading this thread from day one..lol and I seldom post a comment once or twice.. You might have noticed

Bubemi are you a guy or gurlur name is rather confusing..no offence pls

Tension join de catch pple wey de make the jokes now,,,don't worry folks,,all is well..

Ekene is a house boy
who drinks the wine of
his Boss with impunity
then adds water to
cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious
& decided to buy pasties
(a French wine that
changes colour if u add
water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Ekene,
drank from d wine &
topped it up with water
as usual.
Sadly for him,
immediately he added
water, d pasties
became milky & when
the Boss came back &
noticed it, he knew he
had nailed Ekene.
Ekene knew he was in
trouble &
decided to stay put in d
kitchen when his boss
came home.
The Boss told his wife
about what he
observed.
“Ekene!”, he called from
the sitting room.
He answered: “Yes,
Boss”.
“Who drank my
pasties?”.
Ekene: No answer.
The Boss asked again:
still no answer.
Then the Boss went to
the kitchen 2 meet him
there: “Are you insane
or what? Why when I
called you say “yes
boss” but when I ask
you a question you
didn’t answer me? ”
Ekene retorted, “Hmmm
oga when you are in the
kitchen you don’t
understand anything at
all, except your name.”
“Is that so?” asked the
boss, “Okay, go to the
bar, stand beside
Madam, while I’ll go into
d kitchen & then ask me
a question”
Ekene accepted.
When his boss went in
the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss”.
“Yes, ekene” his Boss
answers.
Ekene then asks, “Who
goes into the maid’s
bedroom when Madam
is not at home?”
No answer.
The boy shouted again:
“Boss, I say who dey go
to the maids room
when madam no dey
house?”
No answer.
The Boss came out
from the kitchen
shouting, “Wonders will
never cease!
Ekene, It is true, when
one is in the
kitchen, one does not
hear anything, except
one’s name.”
The wife interrupted,
“That’s not true. It’s a
lie without argument.”
Ekene asked madam to
enter d magic kitchen 2
be tested.
She agreed.
Ekene asks madam,
“Who’s junior’s biological
father? Me or oga?”
Madam madly rushed
out of the kitchen
saying, “This kitchen
ehn na wa
oOooOooOooooo.

Terrikat: ar You sure of wah You ar saying??

its a joke

Heard result will be out today from a reliable Salt,lmao make una no fear,we keeping the rumours alive. Unto the next one... Good morning

What's going on,why did miss odunu close da other thread,if she wants to clean up,cant she do it without closing the thread,that's seriously lame to me,cos believe it or not,some pple actually still gets info from all da craziness,its fun and informative,she should no that... Just silly

Guys the highest in the post ume is 92 and is a law student all this 93 wey una de talk so..na una de form am abi wetin,,but I just told you guys,,the highest in this year's post ume is 92 from Law..[color=#770077][/color]

[/color][color=#550000]hello ladies and gees,,,being listening to ye all and bubemi,,lol you cracking me up,, may all of you as long as you stay happy be admitted in Jesus name... If you believe am wish me the same too oooo..lol

Guy stop spoiling people's mind jor,,my bro was admitted with 211 jamb score and 51 post ume score..chemical engineering...so its not bout what you are saying jor,,its just luck and God,,post ume cut off is 50,,score 50 and you are on the safe side..all this bad belle self,,una no de try

Candidate Name: Registration Number: Examination Number: Adaranijo, Sodiq Ajibade Date Printed: Saturday, March 31, 2012 LAGOS LAGOS-ISLAND Male 26095878JG 25308388 Institution: Adeniran Ogunsanya College Of Education, Otto/Ijanikin Institution Type: Polytechnic/Monotechnic Institution: Abdul-gusau Polytechnic, Talata-mafara Institution Type: University Institution: University Of Lagos Institution Type: College Of Education Course: Computer Education/Physics Course: Computer Science Faculty: Medicine Course: Medicine And Surgery REGISTRAR 1. This Result is Provisional and is subject to further screening. 2. You CANNOT use this document for employment or admission purposes. Institution Type: College Of Education Course: Computer Education/Physics Course: Surveying And Geo-informatics Faculty: Medicine Course: Medicine And Surgery Aggregate = 239 Chemistry = 64; Biology = 63; Physics = 55; Use of English = 57; Local Govt: Gender: ============================================================================================================================

Laugh to reduce ur stress,its well guys

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Aisosh pls can u tell me how u know that uniben admitted 7000+,u guys shud not insult pple here wit post wen urs is witout standard proves,he said the department was lacking facilities and that can be true cos it was nt accredited last year,no private or government university is so above da status of lack,cos students r not so friendly wit equipments most of da times,stealing wot they tink they can,so hence lack become an issue,u guys gotta look at sum1's point from all angles and not be so quick to be insolent and say trash that makes no sense,yea we all anxious for this,and this is my second post eva since i signed up for this,but den let the tot of not being accepted hold u back,u all hav hope,wit 50 and above,i am witout hope,but wen u tink all ur hope is gone,that's wen God steps in,because God lets sumtins happen so that at the end,he'll take the glory,this is indeed our december to rememba,if u believe this,i believe in my hrt that u all r smiling now,smile to relieve ur stress and pain,cos its neva ova until its ova. Peace my friends

Guys seriously i was also doubting that no one cud actually get admitted wit a test score lower than 50,but it will interest u all to know that i saw sum1 actually admitted wit a test score of 36,if u all r doubting,check and find out for urself,here's da reg no, 15236817cd, so my lord and ladies,anytin is actually possible,for me i believe God will do it,u all shud also hav dat believe, Adios