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you don't have a problem.. i wish i had a relative who i can stay with.. because here, there are little opportunities for graduates or I.T. Students.. Just bear with them, get what you came for, and zoom off....

they can be aggressive but loving...

Inspinia:
I tried to do that but It didn't work. Instead I got more bruises and I tell my colleagues at work it was an accident. So I let go

you have male cousins, brothers. go with them, and throw that girl out from that house.. remember she's just a woman..she no get gun nah..

you look scared, boy... i doubt if that girl is your babe.. you might be a friend zoned nigga having his first hug...

Ifedoyinmola:
lol

nne hope you are not bearded?

juhan:
no i dont.... Who are you?

pm me.. can't tell you here

juhan:
even me? Malayy u knw me 4rm somewhere

you don't recognize me?

Senna:
Abeg help me ask her my sisters that what a fiikin tweezer is for!!! If not girl grab the can and a razor... come on!. Aaand you wanna eyeball a man . That's letting the team down (team few hairs on our chinny chin chin). All i say is catch them while they're young... the hairs i mean... maybe at 6/7... Naaa watch them grow like grass...


However if it's genetics and your papa na have money then.... sorry. Forgive me

lol.. i only have 4 strands.. i really want to join BEARDgangs.. but nature.. nature why?!

tosyne2much:
You no go kill me with laughter ooo

it's fvcking hilarious... full grown beard o..

juhan:
Proud to be one too....

juhan, even you..

there is this tall and beautiful hairy girl who i normally see anytime i go to withdraw in school ATM. she's fond of starring at me(maybe na my money she dey look o, me i don't know).. but i'm scared to strike a convo with her.. she has beard, while i don't have.. where will i start from? how can a beautiful girl like her have that kind of beard, is that not greediness and wickedness

saintsamurai comes to my mind.. alpha goat!!! haha

lilzcee:
Malayy, Because am keeping my cool eh
Bi ti haier thermo cool eh, is that why any thread i create u will rush just to remind me of being a chronic stammerer and abuse me, i agree i don't know how to talk buh respect urself, the next time u fvuck up i will put u in ur place

you're an ediot... do your worst

lilzcee:
sweetie Babe, the first time I viewed your DP, I fell for your seductive eyes and alluring lips. Ever since then I have been all over you. To me you are just irresistible.
I feel helpless and hopeless seeing your activities here and I cannot even say “HI”
I think this is just the right time for the expression of passion
Babe what I feel for you is magical and I am lost of the right words to explain.
You light my fire, you do it for me
let me love, cherish, adore and worship you
I want you now, just let me show you how much
Oh baby, all I know is that you complete me!!!
I will go anywhere and do anything just to touch your face. I know it’s possible if God is on my side.
You are my Legend, My world, My pride!!! I love u

you are not only a chronic stammerer. you are also stewpid, shameless, brainless and useless..
just be disgracing yourself here.. baboon!!! continue licking her stinking a$$ like an ediot

durentdbiitch:
oga guess what?
I jst Checked ur profile pics nd what i saw is nothing to write home about, ur face looks exactly like used diapers.

I thought people dat have your kinda looks have gone extinct a long time ago, go nd meet ur fellow uglies ok?

blah blah blah.. just giving your self hope.. but please, don't mastabate with my pic...

see as your body rough. no packs. ugly bellybutton.. only God knows what your face will look like.. now i know why you turned gay..

multikolour:
there engine has enough fuel for the ride, i bet you to try and there engine will never nock.

ok ok ok

obizzy:
Bitch move


thought that move was in extinction. I was wrong.

Op,this is another way of taxing. She indirectly telling you to get her new phone. Most times,thats the case. Other times truly her phone spoilt and she just needs you to give her money to repair. Either way shes still taxing you.



Any questions?

thanks man.. such a cool move,, and some guys will even fall for that..

multikolour:
stop going after groundnut sellers and start following Fine babes like cruzita, abea, jakitana

oboy, who are those girls? do they sell fuel?

olihilistic:
who told you to go and chat with a village girl?

mr man, so village girls are even in campus.. i give up on you.

this is a new trend among ladies...
after chatting them up, and trying to get their 11 digit. they come up with "my phone is faulty, but you can have my number sha"
or "i don't have phone, but i will give you my friend's number"..

like wtf! what's that suppose to mean?

Drinkwater

that Leicester city fc player...

RaDaZaBaNa:
bro i tire, dem go turn party to gay party for somebody

i tire too o...!! common 'excuse me dance', they will be forming.. but they can never say no, if you want to buy them drinks...

scarcity of girls.. sometimes we start rocking ourselves, since there are no girls at sight... Naija party...

Seeeeeeee:
Yea even common greetings some people will wait for you to greet them first then they answer... Me if i greet you twice the next is ur turn, if you don't greet i can sit with you on the same bench and do as if i don't know you b4.

some will even see you and throw away face.. i don't like being called a snub, and i don't equally want to be snubbed... once i greet you twice, and see your attitude. then i start my own..

this chronic stammerer again... mtcheew!

Vanquay:
You don't even live in Atlanta, not to talk of Georgia or United States or North America...I don't know what hole you are pulling this opinion out of but you need to bury it

man, i don't have to live in atlanta or north america, before i know what's up..

tushgirl:
I'm so disappointed in him right now
Just lost my friendship

you keep repeating this.. just lost your friendship!!! who are you? do you pay his bills?! as if he was even gaining anything in that friendship..