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Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being A Playa by malubrain: 5:47pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
so there are no advantages of being a playa. It is all disadvantages but not to me. I come from a family of players, my great grandpa married 23 wives, my grand pa married 25, my pa married 3 and have over 30 concubines and am about to stop that generational thing and marry only 6 or 5 or 4. Looking back, i dont see any benefit my grandpa, and great granny got from many wives. |
Politics / Re: Yoruba owns Kwara, Kogi And Edo by malubrain: 5:37pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
what is the color of yo cow? |
Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being A Playa by malubrain: 5:32pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
what are the advantages of jumping from one woman to another abd sleeping with 10 at the same time. |
Politics / Re: Why Yoruba Must Support Jonathan by malubrain: 5:29pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
1025: another Fulani hooligan on rampage. You think I dont know that Fulani poisoned Gani with cancer? |
Family / Re: How To Send First Wife Out Without Drama by malubrain: 5:27pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
I will survive it yo. I just pitying the little girl that will have to deal with that old beeatch called my first wife. i will court the 2nd one carefully from now on so that she will not grow too much tail so that when I want to marry 3rd wife, she wont be a problem. |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Mother In Law Is Hot by malubrain: 5:24pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
WackyJ1: Mr Cork is making sense to you? |
Romance / Advantages Of Being A Playa by malubrain: 5:16pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
What are the advantages of playing hard on women. anyone know before I come in? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 5:09pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
justwise: To you and not to me and please take yo mouth away from me and my girl's issue. Rokiatu is my love and not your love. |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Mother In Law Is Hot by malubrain: 4:45pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
ogbuefi26: Thats mr cork. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 4:43pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
P. U. M. B. A: you think am that foolish. saying yes will put me right on her tail until she agrees to warm my bed. i dont beleiev a woman loves me until she oipens her legs for me. that is what i call real love. |
Celebrities / Re: See Omowunmi Akinnifesi's $150, 000 Dany Atrache Diamond Studded Dress by malubrain: 4:41pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
nellaluv: says who? the women I screw? are you one of them. Remember for me if i have screw you before in my back seat yo because i fit don forget. |
Crime / Re: A Nigerian Student Shot And Killed In Us by malubrain: 4:34pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Me he Rest in peace. We lost a real gem here. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 4:27pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
I demand she bring the picture down and put something that look like tpia or P.U.N.A.M up, that way I can hope to get over her and go back to my normal sleeping days. I slept only 2 hours last naight because Rokiatu was in red bikini all through the night jumping around me in my dreams. |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Mother In Law Is Hot by malubrain: 4:22pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
mamaken: WHICH limits. I just discovered myself now and can authoritatively tell you that I love Rokiatu. Dont bring asunder between us please. See what I dedicated to her https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-560465.0.html |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 4:19pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
justwise: I cant get her off my mind. She is damn too sexy and will make a oerfect wife for me. she is what my mother wished i'd married. I am also glad she is muslim. Roki, can you feel me a likkle? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 4:15pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
justwise: Obsession with what? her bootie? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 4:13pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Rokiatu is my tootsie roll and I can wait to dip. I cant get her off my mind. Is this love or obsession? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 4:09pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
rokiatu: If you are not feeling me then stop tormenting me in my dreams. I can't close my eyes without seeing you in red bikini. If you don't want me, stop showing up in my sleep abeg. |
Politics / Re: Yoruba owns Kwara, Kogi And Edo by malubrain: 4:04pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Dude stop please. why you call me akin egba? If I am akin Egba may my whole family die and if am not may all yours die. eediot. If you don't have anything to say just shut up and live the politics of land creation and federal allocation to us experts. If you don't get aggressive in nigeria, hausa and fulani and ibo will take everything. cant you see we are sidelined in this current politics. jonathan wants yoruba vote for a bag of rice from his filthy wife. is he crazy. we need more than that and that will be allocating Kogi, Edo and Kwara states full Yoruba SW states and the accompanying electoral votes. |
Politics / Re: Why Yoruba Must Support Jonathan by malubrain: 4:02pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
DapoBear: Shut up, Yoruba and Fulani have nothing in common. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / I Love Rokiatu by malubrain: 4:00pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
I cant seem to get her off my mind. I can hardly sleep without seeing her image in front of me in bikini. She smells good too in my dream. i think I love Rokiatu but will she agree to love me too?. I can't help myself. What you say Roki babe? |
Politics / Yoruba owns Kwara, Kogi And Edo by malubrain: 3:53pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
How Do We Take Over Kwara, Kogi And Edo My people, Yoruba land is bordered in the North by Niger State and east by Delta state and west by benue state but bad elements from Fulani, Ijaw and ibo are trying to claim kwara state, Edo state and Kogi state. These 3 states belong to Yoruba 100% and every other tribe living there is living at our benevolence and not because it is their land. but we need to do redristricting to allocate Yorubaland more electoral votes and that is the only profit we get from our ownership of kogi, kwara and Edo states. The residents know they are yorubaland but some of them like to deny it. lying sons of betches. so if Jonathan want yoruba votes, he should allocate all the electoral votes from kwara, Kogi and Edo states to SW and we will unanimously vote for him. |
Politics / Re: Why Yoruba Must Support Jonathan by malubrain: 3:45pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
Dede1: How. |
Nairaland / General / Re: My Mother In Law Is Hot by malubrain: 3:25pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
rokiatu: Why should I stop. You are 1 in over 100 Yoruba women who look good and probably clean. Others are usually ugly and dirty. I stil wonder why you chose a red pant over a white one at yaba bend down. I smell unwashed undies from 1000 kilometers away. so wash them before you come over this night. |
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