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DonChippy:
That ain't happening. Not even in the next world.

[color=deeppink]Hi moderators, I am trying to change my username. . .Please can you help me with this?[/color]

[color=deeppink]That's a mad man not a pastor![/color]

[size=18pt][color=deeppink]Cute. [/color][/size]

[color=deeppink]That's what happens when you don't get help for your alcohol problems[/color]

[color=deeppink]Who mentioned my name? [/color]

[color=deeppink]The World's Most Curvaceous Santa. [/color]

iceberryose:
SHE'S LIKE THE COW ON
COWBELL OUR MILK¡

IZANAMI:
Narcissistic b.itch.You've started again Mtcheew!Ugly thing.

[color=deeppink]Foolish thing!

Who brought you on here?[/color]

msogunro:
Those scars seem old. Scars don't heal that fast.

[color=deeppink]I noticed the same thing![/color]

[color=deeppink]Oturu means good.

Kpeke means chicken.

So all together it means you're a good chicken!

Did someone call you Oturu Kpeke? [/color]

uchebest2006:
Can ur chest gimme money Ona e weta ego?

[color=deeppink]Speak English please!

I don't need your bilingual nonsense on this thread![/color]

[color=deeppink]Wonderful Cake!!!

That's why I love the Hausa people, they are not show offs like we the Igbos.

Even if they are the richest in the world, they are very modest about everything.[/color]

[color=deeppink]Guys, I need to know...Do I look Asian?[/color]

[color=deeppink]Here is a photo of me at the salon. [/color]

[color=deeppink]I have always wondered why men always stare at my breasts?[/color]

braintext:
what of mummies girl

[color=deeppink]There's nothing wrong with being a Momma's girl!

Girls should be closer to their mothers.[/color]

190:
Who called me

[color=deeppink]Nice to see you!

I haven't seen you in a while. [/color]

[color=deeppink]Everyday, I go out crying wondering what life would be like if there was no moon in the sky.

I keep wondering if the sun come down and the moon come up, what will my future look like?

I am thrown into a trance of which I am yet to wake from.

I think to myself daily, "Just if and when will I see and feel the compartments of the Galaxy?"... I feel there's a secret that is yet to be revealed up there in the clouds.

Life has put me into a turmoil of danger and safety. I go everyday thinking to myself. "If I could bring the sun by my side, of which color will it be painted on"

*Takes a five minute break and continues*

If there were no stars in the hemisphere, of which geopolitical zone will I belong?

The Zone of a Martian or that of Jupiteree. It is a choice I have to live with.

Life or death?[/color]

pinceprinz:
lol. what other proof do you need?

pinceprinz:
Guilty as charged

[color=deeppink]So are you saying you're a Momma's boy? [/color]

[color=deeppink]He looks like a big baby!

I can't stop laughing![/color]

[color=deeppink]1. She does his laundry.

2. He compares your cooking with his mother's.

3. He speaks to his mother everyday on the phone.

4. He has a guilty complex.

5. She visits him constantly.

6. She values her decision over yours.[/color]

jerryfunky:
....it's funny right?

[color=deeppink]Nah, it just makes you feel cheesy![/color]

Jolllyjoy:
you are trying too hard.,calm down.

[color=deeppink]Trying so hard for my IPhone 6+ or what? [/color]

hooli:
How can a lady be this big and yet so foolish. were u made in a lab? what kind of genetic experiment gone wrong are you? why do you choose a foolish life?,were you made for foolishness? could it be dem dey follow you for village? at what degree will you foolishness get to before it begins to drop? do you get paid for being this foolish?,could.your foolishness get any worse?..........

[color=deeppink]Why do you insist on discussing the foolishness that you so possess that you claim I stole the foolishness that you so insist on possessing despite the level of foolishness that made you click on this thread that you think is full of foolishness but that foolishness that you claim not to have but do drove you to actually bring the effort to post your foolish comments on here.

You get my drift? [/color]

Davidovinci:
Arrested or sacked?
Depends on how much I'm bn paid.. If my salary is 200k or above+, I'll just take style and forgive the bastard...
But if it's below 40k job.. I'mma tyson fury his face............................

[color=deeppink]Arrested!

The person who hit you got arrested though![/color]

[color=deeppink]Hi all, I was wondering if your manager hit you at work and you don't hit back because you're scared of getting arrested , does it mean you're a weak person?

What do you think?[/color]