₦airaland Forum

snowdrops:
Another shallow no-brainer of a poster/thread

You must be a fuc.ktard!

SEFAGO:
You are neither witty or intelligent

Abeg leave my appearance alone. Lots of girls like it, if you don't I no go die

My guy I didn't even say anything much and you are already hyperventilating
It's either you know that you're ugly or you're just hot tempered, Which one?

Dr Know:
Now you asked for it. Have you forgotten that  my friend dumped you for disgracing him openly when you got carried away scratching your lice infested head and accidentally pulled off your rasta wig? I could understand why you are so bitter against blokes. But then it was your fault

*Yawns*, step up in the game, this one is as dry as the leaves you're churning on.

Nigerian Universities and their unending strikes is fast becoming a pain in the neck.

Paw-Paw and Carrots are my worst fruits.

SEFAGO:
This girl looks local and unattractive 

I am sure she is not up to the level of my angel FL Gator

My Gators beauty is indescribable

And your appearance is describable.

FL Gators:


[color=teal]Your second post on this thread. If my math is right, then you just gave the thread two sh!!ts[/color]

What is this for?

Nollywood must be churning on needles and threads.

Everybody chill, there's nothing offensive on Nairaland.

What is the point of this thread?

Dr Know:
She is baldheaded, she has n't got any hairs to cut, she covers her bald head with that ridiculous wigs all the time. 

Just like you cover your yellowish eyes with sunshades and
your coconut shaped head with your grandmother's disposed weavon.

felifeli:
I will tell you a secret which you must not tell anybody else including anyone reading this dumb post :

THE ULTIMATE AMBITION OF EVERY WOMAN IS TO BECOME A WIDOW.
IF YOU DON'T GO SOON ENOUGH SOME WILL GRUDGINGLY SETTLE FOR A DIVORCE INSTEAD
Nevertheless BE A MAN and get on with it.
Ekan ni omokunrin nku

You must be churning on dry leaves.

Yaradua is truly a disgrace to Nigeria!

FL Gators:


[color=teal]Why is my number up there? [/color]

Where in the flipping planet is Yaradua?

Mayoks:
try and have your hair cut and lets see what your head looks like. am sure it will be like that of a monkey! slowpoke[color=][/color]

Okay, I have seen your pic in your profile and I must confess you have a mango head
Now, I understand why you're angry at this thread, my friend please take heart.

How romantic is this post?

God didn't kill anyone, guys
Fate took its course.

Nigeria is in Chaos. . .

Women appreciate both, they don't prefer one to the other.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]you even get mouth to talk sef, hypocrite.[/color]

Me, a hypocrite? you must be smoking on tree branches.

That's too bad even though I don't watch his Live Broadcast.

The names are cool but there are better names.

Where are the moderators?

Mafia4life:
@mama-gee
that is toooooo old. You should be listening from[b] before i self-destroy[/b]

You mean before I self-destruct?
Anyway, I still love Candy-Shop.

I'm watching Candy Shop music video.