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HCpaul:
I am fortunate to have 7 fools upstairs /\ booking space.

My brother, you don't have to bother yourself. That is the inherited trait that all ladies have. To them it is a common sense because they naturally know the secrete of saying NO.


If to say am a lady now sebi i would have just surrender myself to be date. But am a capital man and am not use to the ideas of gay relationship.


Am sorry, SPACE BOOKED.

Thnk u jare

chapatti:
NYSC Camp Requirements- For all those who have been enlisted for the Batch B Stream one of NYSC, I say a big congratulations. Though your names might have come out like my friend Chris, there are some things or rather requirements that you must take along to the Orientation camp. Else you will find yourself in a pitiable Bismarck Bismark.

Please do not make the mistake of thinking that i am writing this article based on the personal effects you are taken to camp. Nope. I have been there before you and i am writing this so that you will understand what exactly you should take there. Some persons like my very good brother friend,"Nicholas Elogwu" came to the camp and was asked to go back and get some of the requirements that was needed. Thanks to God that he was able to call someone to send it through a courier service to him on time. So you can avoid this delima by just going through this.

When we talk about NYSC Camp Requirements, they simply mean the things You Must Take Along To NYSC Orientation Camp, which are very compulsory and you will not even be registered in NYSC Camp if you don’t have them with you. This is the main reason i have decided to put up this article. Well for those who will wish to know the kind of personal effects that they could take along, don't worry, in another article for the other streams, i will publish that. But for now, this is what you sure need.

The failure to take these important documents along with you, will deny you participation in the orientation course.

Below are the list of the requirements for registration at NYSC Camp, you need to take care of this first before you start thinking of what to eat, what to wear, etc. No matter what you do, ensure you have them before you embark on your journey. Do not hurriedly take clothes and forget yoyur certificates because you can still get food and clothes over there but not your certificates.
For the full list, click this link >>> NYSC Camp Requirements

A very poor presentation!!! Unnecessary synonymous paragraphs thus tautology!
Be brief and consice in ur write up

scave:
I have an app u can use to download only Korean film

What is d Name f d application? Enlighten me pls

pet4ril:
don't mind me dear, I have modified it

Now, u re soothing n nerve calming *thumps up*

pet4ril:
Use your teeth to count your teeth

Vry awkward f u.....u re beta Dan dis

mylifemyrules:
Op it was ur first time, maybe you never for once expected a NO from a lady

Don't allow it to bother you, we don't always get wat we wanted, trust me u will get used to it

Thnks for advice *thumps up#

My first time f approaching a lady was days ago. She is so fitting to ma taste n beauty blessed. Atlas! I so mch summoned every tit n bit f ma courage to profess ma feelings for her ....she told me she is engaged wit someone she wanna marry. I immediately turned n took it wit faith.... She told me to not be annoyed n I left....thinking over ma mind *why would/should I b annoyed*... It is over a week now, n m nt feeling beta, seems my mind is uncontrollably more occupied wit d thoughts f her(the young lady)... The bottom line is that, I wasn't even thinking f her dis mch wen I approached her. I don't know wat to do or hw to get rid f her frm my mind.
Pls NL soothe my mind with advice n wisdom.

Hopeyem12:
Order for ur complete kit

I'm in need of NYSC kits. I'm presently in Kogi State ... Hw do we transact? 07035847657

Hi, B15, Stream II NG State should rendezvous here to ve an exquisite chat... #lets speculate abt our future time in NG State.
My is Mamman, I rep #B15#Stream II#NG State#.....#07035847657#

GD morning NG State propective Corp members. My name is Mamman I rep #B15#Stream II# NG state. 07035847657

miniziter:
Pls lets us all drop our numbers so as to form a watsapp grp mine is 08032131364

GD morning NG State propective Corp members. My name is Mamman I rep #B15#Stream II# NG state. 07035847657

GD morning NG State propective Corp members. My name is Mamman I rep #B15#Stream II# NG state. 07035847657

Abayor7:
it's 'iron monkey' whr they fouqht the end on bamboos. And btw, it's a friend not his son.

Yeah Donie Yen made d stunt in Iron Monkey....bt Jet Li also did d same stunt wit his son in "The New Legend of Shaolin"

Dharniel:
i tire o
i was expecting to see some shirts floating in the air or anything of the like...
But this actually remind me of one Jet li's movie, he performed this stunt with son on his head, can't rem the title.
But the headache that guy go get afterwards, nah die he go be...

"The new legend of shaolin" is the name of the film...very interesting and one of his(Jet li) best film. Owwwww, I so mch feal lik to watch it ova again!!!

POWEROFPEACE:
Stop and search operations seems to be the only way to comb this suicide bombing attack but unfortunately its not being done properly as some of these bombers go freely in the street without being searched.

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Who is gonna do d searching? Who wanna die? Pls mre salutation to our soldiers elbow.....dem dey try

SirMalik:
28 days to camp, slowly we are getting there, Na God, we pray to God to give us nice jobs after nysc

*Mouth open* abeg Orient. Camp no b 21st? Na 29th? Me don finish o!....
Abeg dat link abt check payment, how tru d thng be? Cos me no happy for wetin I see *sad*

Jidefido:
Former Super Eagles defence strongman, Taribo West made a shocking confession recently. He revealed that during his football career days he used juju to play on the field.

The ex-footballer turned pastor said he had a manager from Senegal and his manager would take him to several native doctors in Senegal where they will cut his tongue, hands and legs and then cook it.

“I spend most of my time at home meditating. All I want to do is to keep spreading the gospel. In my own little way, I have been into evangelisation visiting places like Ughelli and within the Orile community, Ajegunle and so on. God has been kind during these visits to preach the gospel to people who are yet to receive Christ. We believe He will take us globally very soon,” Taribo said.

It will be recalled that Super Eagles attacker, Brown Ideye came out and advised African players to stop using juju to enhance their playing prowess.

“Your background experience counts. We turn to God to give us direction. I’m happy how far He has taken us.

“The gospel is for the poor, rich and noble. Part of the gift God gave me is to reach out to the downtrodden. It is good if you can reach out to the downtrodden, preach the gospel to them and try to meet some of their needs through humanitarian services. I’m grateful to God for using me to spread the gospel across to these people,” he said.

On getting to Europe, Taribo would find himself entangled in another life of charms and superstitious beliefs.

A move from Auxerre to Milan saw him playing for rivals AC and Inter — one of few players to achieve the feat — in a three-year stint in Italy.

With a new-found life of affluence, the big defender paid huge sums of money for him to be supplied charms to win games, protect him from career-threatening injuries and also to be foretold the results of matches before they were played.

The 1998 UEFA Cup winner used to burn candles and hold a magical stone from Israel before games but he is bewildered that people are reluctant to publicly identify themselves with the practice, saying players and officials are deeply involved in the act.

Taribo said, “Of course yes (I was involved). I don’t know why people decline to talk about their involvement with charms. Football has to do with a lot of powers. When there are big events, you look at the stadium, you see people, fans invoking all kinds of things; magicians are there, voodooists are there.

“In my playing days, when I was ignorant, I used to get some mallams and babalawos (traditional doctors) to make charms for us, which we took to (national) camp. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn’t.

“In some clubs, before every game, the president or leader of the club will give you a lucky charm to play with. They will tell you to put it in your boots or socks and play. It’s their superstitious belief; that it can help them win matches.

“There are some coaches who are connected to African magicians and soothsayers from Senegal, Burkina Faso, Zaire or even Nigeria. These people are consulted to give these coaches results of games even before the matches are played.

“These people see strange things and they can tell you with their magic and charms, what the outcome of a match will be. People believe and use it. It works for those who believe in it. I saw it, I experienced it, I was with players that used it and I used it. So, why are people denying it? There are charms and rituals in football. It still exists.”

When Patience Ikemefuna, an evangelist who lives in America paid Taribo a visit in Milan, it marked a new phase in the 1996 Olympic Games gold medallist’s life.

Ikemefuna was perplexed when she discovered that Taribo was deeply involved in occultism. There were charms in his wardrobe and other parts of his apartment. Even though her host resisted initially, she convinced him and after several praying sessions, Taribo gave his life to Christ.

Today, even though they are not biologically related, he refers to Ikemefuna as “my sister.”

“God used her to change my life and ever since, my life has never been the same. I’m grateful to her. When I had an encounter with God and I became born again, I discovered that these powers were powerless. It was an avenue to collect money from us. There are lots of voodoo practices in football. If you are not with God, you have to be with the devil; with the devil they come with everything,” he added.

What is the difference between life in Christ and one filled with charms?

“You can’t compare,” he said. “When I was living that ignorant life, I was in darkness. In the darkness, the devil can give you what God can also give you, but he will give you without joy and peace. Eventually, you will end up in sorrow. But when you experience the joy of Christ, it adds no sorrow.

“The joy of the Lord is not only my strength; it gives me everything I need in life. The love of Christ comes with freedom, success, favour, expansion and a better life. When you have all these, you have everlasting peace. That is why I am comfortable today and I’m happy how God has seen me thus far.”

But being a pastor doesn’t mean he is free from temptations. In fact he realises that there are even tougher battles to fight as a cleric.

“Temptation is permanent; it’s there every hour, every day but if you begin to study the Bible, there are principles that God has laid down for us. If you follow this, the devil will not keep you.

“From my house to the bus stop, I may see a young girl not properly brought up, dressed half- naked walking on the streets. You will see temptation right there. But you have to pray for God’s grace to overcome the temptation.”

After a career that has seen him play football in Nigeria, France, Italy, England, Germany, Yugoslavia, UAE and Iran, Taribo has seen it all and aptly names his church a shelter.

He added, “We told ourselves to fast and ask God for a name for the ministry. In the process, a sister came up and said a voice told her that we should call the ministry Shelter in The Storm Miracle Ministries. That’s how we got the name.

“During my journeys, God created a shelter for me and transferred me into that fold. There are lots of natural disasters everywhere in the world in these last days. There are crisis in Asia; there is terrorism and sectarian groups springing up. People are migrating from all over the world to Europe because of fear. In the midst of all these, God has created for everyone a shelter, where everything in your life will be restored again.”

Even though he is no longer actively involved in the game, which gave him the good life and saw him resident in some of the world’s biggest cities, the Super Eagles — with whom he played two World Cups and two Africa Cup of Nations — is still very dear to Pastor Taribo West.

“We need to pray for the team and I have taken it as an assignment to pray for the team. The national team is part of my body, it’s my family.”

https://realworldofsport./2015/09/20/during-my-playing-days-i-used-juju-taribo/

I strongly dismiss dis revelation as cook n tell aim to garner attention!!!
Think abt it, cut his tongue for wat?? U kick ball u don't speak to ball... Cut his hand for wat?? He isn't a goal keeper... If he dare to a touch d ball it is FOUL...so wat for...d cutting of leg is reasonable....

I strongly dismiss dis revelation as cook n tell aim to garner attention!!!
Think abt it, cut his tongue for wat?? U kick ball u don't speak to ball... Cut his hand for wat?? He isn't a goal keeper... If he dare to a touch d ball it is FOUL...so wat for...d cutting of leg is reasonable....

kkkp:
You ppl should vote out PDP

That would ve bin d best option...bt APC is a gubernatorial candidate in Kogi State.

coolhumble:
They call for it, they should enjoy it

How?
How did dey call for it

With heavy heat for ma fellow citizens in Kogi State, I want to lament the deplorable/demoralizing state of PDP leg administration is Kogi State.
Its is unfortunate and disheartening to know/note that, the Fed Govt released a full allocation to kogi State since last month yet, the State Govt have not paid the salary of her Local Govt workers (August salary). The Govr Idris Wada led admin dared to propose to her workers 40% of their salary.
A fact must be borne in our mind;; Govr Idris Wada gave #400,000 to each delegate during d recently PDP primary election in the State.
Ipso facto, the Govr have used her workers salary to ensure a win in the election.
Now, the pitiable workers are faced with 40% of their salary during this festive period!!!

Pls NL, bear the pain of your fellow citizens in Kogi State and help spread this saddening news.

With heavy heat for ma fellow citizens in Kogi State, I want to lament the deplorable/demoralizing state of PDP leg administration is Kogi State.
Its is unfortunate and disheartening to know/note that, the Fed Govt released a full allocation to kogi State since last month yet, the State Govt have not paid the salary of her Local Govt workers (August salary). The Govr Idris Wada led admin dared to propose to her workers 40% of their salary.
A fact must be borne in our mind;; Govr Idris Wada gave #400,000 to each delegate during d recently PDP primary election in the State.
Ipso facto, the Govr have used her workers salary to ensure a win in the election.
Now, the pitiable workers are faced with 40% of their salary during this festive period!!!

Pls NL, bear the pain of your fellow citizens in Kogi State and help spread this saddening news.

With heavy heat for ma fellow citizens in Kogi State, I want to lament the deplorable/demoralizing state of PDP leg administration is Kogi State.
Its is unfortunate and disheartening to know/note that, the Fed Govt released a full allocation to kogi State since last month yet, the State Govt have not paid the salary of her Local Govt workers (August salary). The Govr Idris Wada led admin dared to propose to her workers 40% of their salary.
A fact must be borne in our mind;; Govr Idris Wada gave #400,000 to each delegate during d recently PDP primary election in the State.
Ipso facto, the Govr have used her workers salary to ensure a win in the election.
Now, the pitiable workers are faced with 40% of their salary during this festive period!!!

Pls NL, bear the pain of your fellow citizens in Kogi State and help spread this saddening news.

ameleon:
how many you are preparing for life after service? get as many professional certifications as possible now during your SAED period.

i am so damn interesting in professional cert!..wat do u me mean by SAED??
Na u dey yarn better for dis place slf...