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money121:
Iranu Abasha...

on point...

style nah.. #funnynation comedian

can anyone update me with tomoro fixtures and time? #funnynation

k

Na now I beliv say Osogbo weed stron pass Delta weed, dat man wey die na Idio*t.. I dey tell ppl no dey take weed b4 u go play match, dis end time girls no get mercy, dey sabi all style. Na for here I saw one 17yrs old girl wey dey talk abt 69, uptill now I know no dat style.. Chop well and sip ur Origin bitter. Some men go dey show muscle ontop woman make she say u sabi.. Yes I follow for doz guys wey dey last for 2mins.. Yes! My highest one na 2mins and 15secs.. Na u dey do? Na me get my body, am ok.. Wel dat man.. Rest in hell or maybe in peace if u want.. Na u go dey dance Kukere to hell, wetin u go tell God incase u see him?.. #funnynation comedian
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Will that bring the reduction of Petrol price?...#funnynation comedian coming soon

crazysaint:
Them no get pass you?

I dey learn work where doz children dey nah.. My swag dey for store.. Na nxt yr I go show off!..#funnynation comedian
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Dis Viviangist.. I just dey observe u with one eye.. D rate wey her thread dey take hit FP.. Another lala in town.. #funnynation comedian
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wait ooo. Op u dey do security for their house? How u take get all their family pix? Nice one though... #funnynation comedian
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Oh my God! I swear poverty still remain bastaard! Dis cute kids get swag pass some naija celebrities like (9ice). See packaging abeg... Make I find one Monika wey I go give belle make I know if she go born twins.. #funnynation comedian
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good for her... #funnynation comedian coming soon

depressedsoul:
if i were female u would have comfortably helped. Read my post again and try to understand. I asked people on here to link me up with informations regarding job openings if they have one. I never asked for money or fish so what are you saying? posting on nairaland doesnt mean i'm not trying other options, i'm just spreading tentacles. peace

am so sorry.. Forgive me.. Truely sorry for misconception.. #funnynation comedian

He mean wetin happen for Kano during Presidential election? #funnynation comedian

depressedsoul:
male

bro let me tell u, giving u d fish is not d solution.. I can only give u moral support.. You get luck say u finish ur skul.. A graduate dey spit dis shiit.. Am a drop out but today am living alone in abuja. I came to abuja with #50 (fifty naira) but today am doing well, guy hustle.. Work full lagos, factory work or security. I did okada in abuja for two yrs. I did security as well, i ride d okada on high purchase.. I taught in primary skul.. Na wa u ooo. I ve xprience poverty at its peak but i didn't giv up. I planned to join kidnapping gand out of fustration but i later discover my talent.. Am a notable comedian in abuja now... After all my sufferness. I do write script and sell to some producers. Guy wake up and hustle.. Na naija we dey oo.. Nobody wil help u d way u tink.

samuelson06:
Visit the SCOAN son. You live in Lagos and should know this. Stop seeking sympathy. It's unnecessary. If you feel suicide should serve a better solution, then stop talking about it, just do it. You are an adult and you should know how to handle situations rather than crying. Stop this nonscence.

my taught though.. God bless u

depressedsoul:
HELP ME GET A JOB

I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

pls cool down.. God is always the answer. Are you a man or woman b4 i can offer help

thanks....#funnynation comedian

nice one.. Wey tekno miles? #funnynation comedian

Don't mind them.. Nigerians are good in celebrating mediocrity instead of hero..#funnynation comedian

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people still dey take oath for dis indomie age? Love gbakwa oku... #funnynation comedian

hmmmm

thats the niggaa mehn..#funnynation comedian

I can..
Most of them are didn't take it as profession.. Moreover most of our gf be ashaawo. Only thing be say dey no rent house.. #funnyNation comedian

mirabel001:
super fowl...
In other news..
Biafra is here..
D guy above me is ohu n'ala nna ya
#adabiafra

i guess d guy above u as don't understand ibo or he don't know wat u mean..bcs if u he do.. He may hunt 4u.. Very hurting words especialy if d lad belong 2 dat kingdom.. Am just lafing in capital letters when i saw dat..but u fine ooo. Adaobi..adamma.#funnyNation comedian

when u bin open d account, poverty na ur landlord, i no wan say u dey suffer but u no dey see money.. Na oluwa don bless u, u real face come show, ur old pix come be like ur cousin brother.. No vex bcs change is constant... Na only my signature na em punish me one day shaaa.. #funnyNation comedian

Nickymezor:
LOLZ

i just dey view ur profile.. U make sense abeg..#funnyNation comedian

i recommend iheanacho and obagoal for starting line in our next match

iheanacho pls try