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 Jokes Etc › Re: Baddest Joke ...9ja Police by mandsignal(op): 8:13pm On May 13, 2012 |
abeg ppl share you view |
| Jokes Etc › Baddest Joke ...9ja Police by mandsignal(op): 8:09pm On May 13, 2012 |
In a competion to rate the best security group in 9ja, Efcc, Army and Police had to compete, by searching for a missing rat in d bush. First the efcc started investigation by quetionind all d plants and animal in the bush, after some leads and some mnths, they concluded; there was no rat. Secondly, the army entered d bush and within 2 days burnt down d bush plush d rat, wit no appology, they also declared; no rat. Then the police, after some days in d bush, appeared wit a badly beaten rabbit, the rabbit was shouting ' ok, i agree am d rat'. 9ja police |
| Computers › Re: How Are You Preparing For The Internet Outage On July 9 ? by mandsignal(m): 10:57pm On May 11, 2012*. Modified: 10:11am On May 12, 2012 |
TAAA !!! who said so. BIG LIE |
| Education › NECO 2012/2013 TIMETABLE . Accurate . by mandsignal(op): 12:04am On May 10, 2012 |
=================== 1st - 9th of June. Food and Nutrition No specific date yet =================== Tuesday 12/06/2012 physics practical 10.am - 12.45pm =================== Wednesday 13/06/2012 Chemistry Practical 10.am - 12.45pm =================== Thursday 14/06/2012 Biology Practical 10am - 12pm =================== Wednesday 15/06/2012 Agric Practical 10.am - 11.30pm =================== Monday 18/06/2012 General Math 10.am - 2.30pm =================== Tuesday 19/06/2012 Chemistry Obj and Essay 10am - 1pm. =================== Wednesday 20/06/2012 Physics Obj and Essay 10am - 1.pm =================== 20/06/2012 Government Obj and Essay 2.pm - 4.40pm =================== Thursday 21/06/2012 English Lang. Essay, obj, Test of Orals 10am - 2.45pm =================== Friday 22/06/2012 Geograpy Obj and Essay 10am - 12.30pm =================== Monday 25/06/2012 Financial account obj and theory 10am - 2pm =================== Monday 25/06/2012 Lit. in English Drama & Poetry 3pm - 4.40pm =================== Tuesday 26/06/2012 Geography 10am - 12pm Further Math obj 1-3pm.. Further Math essay 3.30pm - 6pm =================== Wednerday 27/06/2012 Biology obj and essay 10am -1 2.30pm =================== Thursday 28/06/2012 Economics obj and essay 10am - 1pm =================== Friday 29/06/2012 CRK obj and essay 10am -12.30pm.. Food and Nutrition obj and essay 3pm - 5.30pm =================== Monday 02/07/2012 Agric obj and essay 10 am- 12.30pm =================== Tuesday 03/07/2012 Commerce obj and essay 10am - 12.40pm.. IRK obj and essay 2pm - 4.30pm =================== Wednesday 04/07/2012 Lit in eng obj and prose 10am - 12.15pm =================== Thursday 05/07/2012 Yoruba obj and essay 10am - 1pm =================== Friday 06/07/2012 History obj and essay 3pm - 6pm. =================== Monday 09/07/2012 Practical T.D 10am - 1pm.. =================== Wednesday 11/07/2012 TD obj and essay 3.30pm - 6pm. =================== |
| Music/Radio › Re: Is Don Jazzy's Solar Plexus A Flop? by mandsignal(m): 10:41pm On May 08, 2012 |
guy see don JAZZY won raise money to buy equipments or rather testing microphoneWATCH OUT FOR PART 2 ......... |
| Education › Jamb Direct Entry Update by mandsignal(op): 11:31am On May 05, 2012 |
This is to inform all prospective Direct entry candidates that the JAMB Direct Entry (DE) form into Nigerian Universities is now on sale. The Closing date is still unknown as at the time of this publication. The DE scratch card can be obtained at any of the following banks=> • First City Monument Bank Plc • Skye Bank Plc • Union Bank Plc • Zenith Bank Plc Please endeavor to study the Instructions below carefully before filling the Direct Entry form. 1. You may decide to download the Direct Entry Registration Template and fill before filling the online form(advisable). 2. Ensure that you have an electronic copy of your Most Recent Passport Photograph (not older than 3 months) before you start your registration. 3. Use Microsoft Image Editor or Any available Image editing Software to Resize and Convert your Picture into JPEG Format and required size of 15 Kilo Bytes. 4. Candidates are advised to test the validity of their passport photographs before proceeding to fill. To fill the Direct Entry form online and register for the Direct Entry using your scratch card, 1. Visit www.jamb.org.ng/directentry 2. Enter your PIN and serial Number in the Sign Up form you see there. 3. Click Sign Up button. 4. A few of your personal details shall be captured on first Sign In after supplying your PIN and Serial Number. Subsequent Sign in will take you to the registration page if entry has not been submitted. Please keep your Card and Receipt properly and always Logout before quitting the system.Thanks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lolz ADAMU AT BEACH . *tested O.k* by mandsignal(op): 1:32pm On May 01, 2012*. Modified: 2:19pm On May 01, 2012 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Lolz ADAMU AT BEACH . *tested O.k* by mandsignal(op): 12:20pm On May 01, 2012 |
HAPPY NEW MONTH . Wishing you all the best. [color=#990000][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Lolz ADAMU AT BEACH . *tested O.k* by mandsignal(op): 11:51am On May 01, 2012 |
one day Adamu was enjoying the sun at the beach. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Adamu answered, "No, I am Adamu." Another guy came and asked him the same question. Adamu answered, "No! No! Me Adamu!" A third one came and asked him the same question again. Adamu was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw a certain guy soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked," Are you Relaxing?" This guy was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." Adamu slapped him in his face and said, "Stupid, idiot, baskard. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!... |
| Politics › Re: Explosions In Gombe State University Send Lecturers, Students Fleeing by mandsignal(m): 11:14pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
hmm... |
| Politics › Re: Power Failure At Abuja Airport: Senate Summons PHCN, Julius Berger by mandsignal(m): 6:43am On Apr 28, 2012 |
hmmm |
| Education › Complete Neco June_ July 2012/2013 Exam Timetable . 136 Nani by mandsignal(op): 7:45am On Apr 27, 2012*. Modified: 8:20pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
COMPLETE TIME TABLE For those of you writing neco 2012 timetable is out. 1st-9th june-food and nutrition 3hrs no specific date yet ======================== 12th june-physics practical 10-12.45pm ======================== 13th june-chemistry practical 10-12.45pm ======================== 14th june-biology practical 10-12pm ======================== 15th june-agric practical 10-11.30pm ======================== 18 june general math 10-11.45pm then 12-2.30pm ======================== 19th june chemistry obj and essay 10-1pm ======================== 20th june physics obj and essay 10-1pm ======================== 20th june goverment obj 2-3pm|essay 3-4.40pm ======================== 21th june english essay,obj,test of orals -10-11.45pm,12-1pm,2-2.45pm ======================== 22nd geograpy 10-12.30pm ======================== 25th june financial account obj-10-11.20pm,theory-11.30-2pm ======================== 25th june lit in eng drama&poetry-3-4.40pm ======================== 26th june geography 10-12pm,further math obj 1-3pm,further math essay 3'30-6pm ======================== 27th june biology obj and essay 10-12.30pm ======================== 28th economics obj and essay 10-1pm ======================== 29th june crk obj and essay 10-12.30pm,food and nutrition obj and essay 3-5.30pm ======================== 2nd july agric obj and essay 10-12.30pm ======================== 3rd july commerce obj and essay 10-12.40pm,irk obj and essay 2-4.30pm ======================== 4th july lit in eng obj and prose 10-12.15 ======================== 5th july youruba obj and essay 10-1pm ======================== 6th july history obj and essay 3-6pm ======================== 9th july practical TD 10-1PM 11th july TD obj and essay 3.30-6pm ======================== 1 Like |
