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OPENER

U3
He's lost.. fishing is where IJAWS COME 1ST, n how
u "GIVE WORK" ON TEXT, when 'Street wise' shown
u LACKING COMMON SENSE?/
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Ibime
I got stamina to finish opponents/ to make am 'tyre
and sidon'. . . like Cities of moses/
No long ting. . .my victories closest/. . .cos his:
'bars' lack the 'force' . . . to go the full
'distance' . . .so I’ll be winning in 'moments' !!!/
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Similar style from both mc's, but the personal punch from u3 was the difference.
Rhyming was classic from both but the packed action style from u3 gave him this.
Final punchlines had the same idea, but again wordplays about a particular field of study weaken a punch so u3 gets this again.
So,
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OPENER : U3
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RHYMES
Again action packed style against a laid back style.Almost a case of quality vs quantity but u3 actually some well thought out rhymes with less fillers.
So,again
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RHYMES : U3
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PUNCHLINES
Had to read the verses over and over again.looooooots of punchlines flying left,right n center but i'm gonna list the quotables I felt can determine this criterion
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U3
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Soon as he makes his move, my 'KNIGHTS ' ESCAPE,
he'll start "moving his ' porns " like his WIFE's
ENRAGED, I start killing em, read thru his WISEST
PLAY, "split his ranks " cuz "Bishop can't help"...
his LICENSE FAKE,
Im hoping d rest have GROUP INSURANCE? They
look "scared of d dark Knight " like CROOKS IN
GOTHAM, still has his 'Queen ', d next MOVE's
IMPORTANT, but she " falls for a knight" n d RIDER
PICKS HER, so ur "Queen in taxi" kinda LIKE
LATIFAH, Now d king's exposed, he's FULL OF
PANIC, " rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED
CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS THAT's IT,
the king's trapped, time to get YA HEAD STRAIGHT,
he's like "I invented this shid, ma ma.....MA
TEMPLATES" but dude.. you outta moves.. THAT's
CHECKMATE!
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Mik outshone u so how's ur SCRIPTING "THE
LIGHT"? u over 30 dude, so I aint SEEING THE HYPE/
Yall KIDDING ME RIGHT?
15 year olds on facebook SPITTING DEEP LINES and
yall FEELING THE RHYMES of an obese deadbeat dad
who sleeps on SIMILE SITES?
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well thought out like I said..punches were hard hitting,this is as hard as u'll get in a battle
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IBIME
He hide behind his crew . . . that’s a faggót nigga
hustle!/ KINGS don’t need strength in NUMBERS to
pad em up with muscle/
oya. . . JUDGES. . . score me points. . . as I attack
him with the gospel/
cos his punches leave no MARK. . . but there’ll be
LAMENTATIONS. . . when I split his skull. . . with
THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES!!!
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Numero Uno Femcees crushed your stúpid
gimmicks/ with brutish lyrics/
So when you say "No girls allowed" . . . I had to
check twice. . . cos X-Lites’ . . . . got nothing but
pússies in it!!/
This gay stúpid queen/ really ain’t who he
seem/ . . .He even set his status to Greece?/
The poor bloke’s in trauma!/ He couldn’t 'cross-
over borders'. . . .if he played basketball . . . for the
'day student team' !!/
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This was tight as @#$%. . .U3 had some filler bars,' the arsenal bar was aiight but I didn't feel the punch.it was just like listing of clubs to me.
Also the "subject : bully" was hard but taking away the personal(which I disagree with) totalls the value of the punch.
Ibime on the other hand came swinging but also had a couple of misses like the "momentum bar".U3 had the best punch of the battlechess play) but ibime also had top notch stuff littered everywhere
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Can't really separate them,so
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PUNCHLINES : TIE
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METAPHORS : IBIME
I believe this is apparent to everyone here.The wordplay cum metas on that yanga mbiwa stuff was classic

FLOW : IBIME

WORDIES : IBIME
Forget the homophonic wordplays, I felt ibime just had too much quality on display here.
The "cassava,yanga n port land timbers" shit was just too impressive to ignore
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PERSONALS
Great stuff from both here but I felt u3 just edged this "soul khan" typa punchlines
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"Mik outshone u so how's ur SCRIPTING "THE
LIGHT"? u over 30 dude, so I aint SEEING THE HYPE/
Yall KIDDING ME RIGHT?
15 year olds on facebook SPITTING DEEP LINES and
yall FEELING THE RHYMES of an obese deadbeat dad
who sleeps on SIMILE SITES?"
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This was classic stuff right here
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so,
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PERSONALS : U3 .... mistake from me here
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CLOSER
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u3
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Cuz I killed prekky too, n uv been HAILING HIM ALL
WEEK, so I PRAY IBI COMES BIG, last of d top 4, so
if you ' would box ' I'll put d NAIL IN THE COFFIN/
I'm heavy RAIN IN THE TROPICS, u a pinch of salt,
ul get DRAINED IN THIS FLOOD B.ITCH, nl dudes
like "he CRAZY, HE's gOD" GEEZ,.... all these dudes
on ur dick, I doubt that BABY IS YOUR KID/
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Ibime
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Boo him, he’s gay!/ pursue him away!/ I just
chewed him as prey!/
. . and added more Blaqbones to X-Lites’
roster. . . .cos this verse is evidence. . .of Udu’s
human decay!!/
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woulda easily given this to u3 but the baby may not be his kid if it was his they were phocking.I get the explanations that may be thrown after now but having it that way reduces the effect.
Ibime came tight here but even with u3's watered down punch,I still think he evened I out.
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so,
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CLOSER : Tie
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so, IBIME GMV based on Consistency/Enjoyability
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This was a tight ass battle but I feel consistency was the defining factor today.
Great battle Guys

stifler here

Uyi Iredia: IMO 38 DD's aren't that big, moreso when I consider 45DD's or 54KKK's

lmfao .... 54 kk's? .... na cancer be that na

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hepatitis is nothing compared to the great Ebola virus by the way